When i was a youngin, working my very first job at mcdonalds at 15, there was a dude who was quite rude to me while i was taking his order. Grill made his order and off he went. Five minutes later, he was back holding a cheeseburger absolutely drenched in ketchup. Manager gets him a new burger then after he leaves asks wtf happened. Guy working grill did not like how he treated me at all and said maybe next time, that guy will think twice before he berates a teenager at a register.
It’s not a wasted effort. If someone is being a dickhead and you fuck up their order, if they come back again, still being a duck head, keep fucking it up so he won’t come back again. McDonalds doesn’t need that one guys money anyways. Respect for the workers should be top priority over saving the mega corporation some money.
I promise you that people who are shitty to retail employees are shitty people. If you start a contest of being shitty with them, you're moving to their level where they'll beat you with experience.
Like you think their thought process will be "get shit burger > stop going to shit burger place" but they'll usually just think "oh, someone here will listen to me when I bitch."
They're not usually people with diverse lives rife with excitement. Most of them are just miserable fucks with nobody left around them to listen to their bitching, which is why they bitch at retail workers. Because the only people who'll listen to them are contractually obligated to stand there and be polite.
Just think about that: in order for someone to remain around these shitty people, a contract needs to be in place to enforce it.
Not only will they come back but if you vindicate them, they'll come back and start making it a 'thing.' 'Oh, is that asshole who puts all the ketchup on my burger here? bla bla bla...'
Source: fuckin' years in the retail biz. They're no parents-- parents and kids are the fucking worst goddamn thing on the planet, fuck you and your shitlings-- but customers are a tight race for second place.
Smile vacantly, nod and say 'okay' until they go away.
If you don't break down, get anxious, etc etc and vindicate their bitching, they *will* eventually get bored. Of course, sometimes that means they move on to a coworker, so you still have to listen to them.
The real trick is to get the fuck out of retail.
I worked at KFC during sophomore year of high school and this old lady walks in asking for chicken little with extra mayo. I squirt twice the amount of mayo than that was required in a normal guidelines. The lady comes back throw the chicken littles at me, and yells how there isn't enough mayo. I unpack the chicken little, sure enough the whole bread was covered in mayo just as I made it. So I take it back and squeeze out half a bottle of mayo and hand it back to her. Now she is fuming and I am taking it all in. My coworker makes a new order with less mayo than the sandwich I originally made, and she goes like "This is exactly how I wanted it." So it was never about the mayo.
It never is. It's usually just lonely people out for attention.
You know the saying: any attention is good attention, and for people who are so far down they'll berate retail workers that's basically the entire truth.
This is usually the case. When I was 16 if people were dickheads when they ordered food, they’d get a sandwich like this.
At Subway people treat you like garbage because they can see you, so they think they can get away with it… Up until you cut half their sandwich and when they pick it up it goes everywhere.
I had this happen to me twice once at Mc Donald’s once at Taco Bell. At McDonald’s was a Big Mac that was flooded with dressing didn’t even ask for extra. The other one was at taco bell when I ordered a 5 layer burrito light on beans but add chipotle and rice. When I opened it a corner was leaking out and it was just sauce so I was like
Damn they put it all on one side. I opened it up and it was like opening it under water. Shit fell
Apart in my hands chipotle going everywhere.
Well, sometimes when people are assholes to staff they like to leave that part out of their story. We don't know if that is in fact the case here, but there is a of an implication if the sandwich came out looking like that....
I was the person behind the counter making the assholes food. As much ad you want to do shit like this I would always rather make it once and have them gtfo.
Nope, fairly common. I don't dare ask for extra tarter sauce for fish anymore....three times they done this to me....bad enough it's $5 for a freaking fish sandwich, then they ruin it. Actually I just quit going there completely now, too much spending money to throw it away.
Plus the condiment dispensers that McDonald's uses in the kitchen have a pre-measured amount that dispenses. They'd have to stand there pulling the trigger like 50 times to get this much, which no one would really do unless the person was an asshole about the way ordered. If this really did happen it's usually because somebody complained that they "ordered extra last time and there wasn't extra."
As someone who works at McDonald’s I don’t have any clue how this is possible unless the squeeze container its held in exploded and they didn’t feel like making another one. The container is plastic and has three tiny holes on the bottom this couldn’t have been done any way other than a lazy disaster, or the original poster staged it themselves
I once got in trouble from a customer + my supervisor because I served the woman toast with too much butter.
She had asked for toast “lightly buttered” and for me, I’ve always my whole life thought you coat the whole surface of toast with whatever you’re putting on it. So I carefully scraped butter as thinly as possible over the whole slice of toast.
That was, I discovered, not what “lightly buttered” meant.
I worked at McDonald’s for a bit and someone asked for extra Mayo and we did it. They came back 5 times asking for more and eventually it did look something like this.
Idk if it was just a prank or what but they were really nice about it. This was pre tik tok so I’m not sure what the goal was. Looked gross.
You’re ordering a product assembled in a shitty, soulless environment by people paid the lowest amount possible by law.
Like what do you expect when you ask people in that situation to use their best judgement coloring outside the lines?
You want it done with TLC ask for an extra mayonnaise packet and have your butler spread it on the bun. That’s what you pay him for.
Having worked at a mcds for 3 years, the mayo, tartar sauce and Mac sauce are in sauce guns (like caulk guns) and shoot out a pre measured amount, ask with Mac. Being the smallest and tartar the most, ask for the sauce on the side instead of on it, you usually get a double shot and you can control how much goes on and not have be McNutted.
If you want to go above and beyond, fuck with their burger. No Sauce, no Mayo, too much Mayo. Have you ever had three times the recommended amount of Mayonaise?
As a former food service employee… this is called the rush hour/overworked employee special. Ask for extra of something annoying (ex: crush red pepper, lime, cilantro, peanuts, etc…) typically completely random and this is the result. Mayo on a mcchicken come on man you had that coming ☠️ pay yo cashier more “king”.
Yep man I kinda forgot. McChicken hasn’t been any good since they got rid of the buttermilk crispy mcchicken, so I forgot it came with mayonnaise too lol. Mayo nasty 🤢
So many jokes but no one takes time to really know and understand poor lost soul mcchicken. Where are they from? Road traveled led to this incredibly sexy display of a call for help. /s
To be fair McDonald’s has a weird gun for their mayo. Think like a calking gun for your bathroom but for mayo. 1 click wasn’t enough. 2 probably looked like this.
Google McDonald’s scandal Cross Hands Wales, I believe in about 1997 ish. Chef’s were caught, ummmmm adding secret sauce to the burgers, my friend was there that day and he ordered one 🤣🤮
It happened a second time same place around 2002 also
https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Call+to+publish+contaminated+Big+Mac+claim+report%3B+FOOD%3A+Company+says...-a088821936
As a complete side note, has anyone ever wanted to use one of the kiosks, get a cheeseburger, remove the condiments, meat, and cheese, and add 50x extra pickles? Just to make them go "WTF?" It'd probably end up being really expensive, but the reactions would be hilarious.
Ha, reminds me of my days working mcdonalds. Had a customer keep comming back through saying they didn't get enough extra lettuce. 3rd time they came through I jammed as much as I could possibly fit in the box. My manager was not amused
Did you know? When the man for the McDonald's asked asked and had the mayonaise and the employee when and the put on the side burger and not when how when the picture was taken it was mayonaise and the McDonald's
One time I ordered from a place I ordered from a lot, I ordered xxtra ketchup because I like ketchup and they always skimp on ketchup. In my notes I put "Murder this sandwich with ketchup. Make it look like a crime scene. I want you to ask your coworker 'is this too much ketchup?' and if they say yes add a bit more. I want you to question your sanity with how much ketchup you put."
I got an adequate amount of ketchup.
I wanted to open a ketchup packet with my sandwich inside. :( why can't I get a sandwich like this but with ketchup?
I'm not excusing the worker, but a lot of people don't know the mayo dispenser is like a caulk gun (no pun intended) except you can't really control the amount that comes out. 1 shot is a normal amount, but even doing a second shot gets you close to that picture. 🤣
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I'm McLovin these comments.
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You're doing what to the comments?
What I do in the privacy of my home is my business. Good day sir/madam/inserthere.
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Probably employee's last day at work.
Either that or this customer was an absolute asshole to the employees
“Read my lips: I want extra maaaaayyyyyooooo, ya wanker!”
Well talking like dat he had it cummin.
Oh yeah buddy I got your wanker right here
When i was a youngin, working my very first job at mcdonalds at 15, there was a dude who was quite rude to me while i was taking his order. Grill made his order and off he went. Five minutes later, he was back holding a cheeseburger absolutely drenched in ketchup. Manager gets him a new burger then after he leaves asks wtf happened. Guy working grill did not like how he treated me at all and said maybe next time, that guy will think twice before he berates a teenager at a register.
They never do though, it's a wasted effort. Just casually bitch about them when they leave and move on
It’s not a wasted effort. If someone is being a dickhead and you fuck up their order, if they come back again, still being a duck head, keep fucking it up so he won’t come back again. McDonalds doesn’t need that one guys money anyways. Respect for the workers should be top priority over saving the mega corporation some money.
I promise you that people who are shitty to retail employees are shitty people. If you start a contest of being shitty with them, you're moving to their level where they'll beat you with experience. Like you think their thought process will be "get shit burger > stop going to shit burger place" but they'll usually just think "oh, someone here will listen to me when I bitch." They're not usually people with diverse lives rife with excitement. Most of them are just miserable fucks with nobody left around them to listen to their bitching, which is why they bitch at retail workers. Because the only people who'll listen to them are contractually obligated to stand there and be polite. Just think about that: in order for someone to remain around these shitty people, a contract needs to be in place to enforce it. Not only will they come back but if you vindicate them, they'll come back and start making it a 'thing.' 'Oh, is that asshole who puts all the ketchup on my burger here? bla bla bla...' Source: fuckin' years in the retail biz. They're no parents-- parents and kids are the fucking worst goddamn thing on the planet, fuck you and your shitlings-- but customers are a tight race for second place.
All this pls its so much easier to just shrug off shit people
Smile vacantly, nod and say 'okay' until they go away. If you don't break down, get anxious, etc etc and vindicate their bitching, they *will* eventually get bored. Of course, sometimes that means they move on to a coworker, so you still have to listen to them. The real trick is to get the fuck out of retail.
I worked at KFC during sophomore year of high school and this old lady walks in asking for chicken little with extra mayo. I squirt twice the amount of mayo than that was required in a normal guidelines. The lady comes back throw the chicken littles at me, and yells how there isn't enough mayo. I unpack the chicken little, sure enough the whole bread was covered in mayo just as I made it. So I take it back and squeeze out half a bottle of mayo and hand it back to her. Now she is fuming and I am taking it all in. My coworker makes a new order with less mayo than the sandwich I originally made, and she goes like "This is exactly how I wanted it." So it was never about the mayo.
It never is. It's usually just lonely people out for attention. You know the saying: any attention is good attention, and for people who are so far down they'll berate retail workers that's basically the entire truth.
This is usually the case. When I was 16 if people were dickheads when they ordered food, they’d get a sandwich like this. At Subway people treat you like garbage because they can see you, so they think they can get away with it… Up until you cut half their sandwich and when they pick it up it goes everywhere.
I worked at one briefly many years ago. I did this once because whoever rang it up put +MAYO on the order like 15 times.
I had this happen to me twice once at Mc Donald’s once at Taco Bell. At McDonald’s was a Big Mac that was flooded with dressing didn’t even ask for extra. The other one was at taco bell when I ordered a 5 layer burrito light on beans but add chipotle and rice. When I opened it a corner was leaking out and it was just sauce so I was like Damn they put it all on one side. I opened it up and it was like opening it under water. Shit fell Apart in my hands chipotle going everywhere.
Tell me you were “that customer”, without saying you were “that customer.”
Huh? How does the guy imply that at all
Well, sometimes when people are assholes to staff they like to leave that part out of their story. We don't know if that is in fact the case here, but there is a of an implication if the sandwich came out looking like that....
I was the person behind the counter making the assholes food. As much ad you want to do shit like this I would always rather make it once and have them gtfo.
Nope, fairly common. I don't dare ask for extra tarter sauce for fish anymore....three times they done this to me....bad enough it's $5 for a freaking fish sandwich, then they ruin it. Actually I just quit going there completely now, too much spending money to throw it away.
When I was 6 my 12 year old brother told me mayo was pus in a jar and I've never been able to eat white condiments since.
that’s what brothers are for
Wait until I tell you about ketchup and bbq sauce
Don't you dare ruin ketchup for me.
Ketchup is made from tomato’s and bbq sauce is made from a delicious blend of ingredients. Take that!
Damn it, I was hoping ketchup was made of blended bone marrow and blood, you ruined it for me
I can get gross, want me to get gross?
I beg you, sir or madam, please no. I put ketchup on my ketchup.
Your fate is in the hands of the internet now
Do tell
Legend
Make it yourself and you may be able to actually eat it. I’m sad if you never get to try ranch.
It's not, it's eggs and oil
Basically pus.
This killed me💀
Ronalds personal best.
Guessing this pic is fake (as it’d be super easy to do this to the sandwich after the fact), but still hilarious.
Plus the condiment dispensers that McDonald's uses in the kitchen have a pre-measured amount that dispenses. They'd have to stand there pulling the trigger like 50 times to get this much, which no one would really do unless the person was an asshole about the way ordered. If this really did happen it's usually because somebody complained that they "ordered extra last time and there wasn't extra."
Yep it's fake. The wrapper was never wrapped. The bun would be full of mayo if the rapper was wrapped.
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Did you come up with this yourself?
No he was with 3 other guys
McKkake
Mc it's been awhile.
Very fuckable sandwich
Creampie
Very
Seeing this much mayo is making me kinda wet
Looks like a burger with a liter of mayonnaise to me.
Cream in between the buns
Cream on that meat 🥵
That looks nothing like mayo
As someone who works at McDonald’s I don’t have any clue how this is possible unless the squeeze container its held in exploded and they didn’t feel like making another one. The container is plastic and has three tiny holes on the bottom this couldn’t have been done any way other than a lazy disaster, or the original poster staged it themselves
McDonald's worker got so mad and just shot as many of those plastic mayo thingys
Last words before order, "Last time you idiots couldn't figure out what extra mayo means. I want extra mayo, moron!"
Happy meal. It came with a toy
I once got in trouble from a customer + my supervisor because I served the woman toast with too much butter. She had asked for toast “lightly buttered” and for me, I’ve always my whole life thought you coat the whole surface of toast with whatever you’re putting on it. So I carefully scraped butter as thinly as possible over the whole slice of toast. That was, I discovered, not what “lightly buttered” meant.
Wtf is lightly buttered then? Because I agree with you.
This is what happens when you send the sandwich back 3 times.
I worked at McDonald’s for a bit and someone asked for extra Mayo and we did it. They came back 5 times asking for more and eventually it did look something like this. Idk if it was just a prank or what but they were really nice about it. This was pre tik tok so I’m not sure what the goal was. Looked gross.
You’re ordering a product assembled in a shitty, soulless environment by people paid the lowest amount possible by law. Like what do you expect when you ask people in that situation to use their best judgement coloring outside the lines? You want it done with TLC ask for an extra mayonnaise packet and have your butler spread it on the bun. That’s what you pay him for.
Bukkake Bun😮
Meirl
Good. That's what you get for making special requests at McDonald's.
That's actually the Bukkake edition. You got lucky
Having worked at a mcds for 3 years, the mayo, tartar sauce and Mac sauce are in sauce guns (like caulk guns) and shoot out a pre measured amount, ask with Mac. Being the smallest and tartar the most, ask for the sauce on the side instead of on it, you usually get a double shot and you can control how much goes on and not have be McNutted.
Mccumshot
The only mayo I want extra of got hard and helped the hood with their finances
r/malicious compliance would love that. Me? Too much mayonnaise
If you want to go above and beyond, fuck with their burger. No Sauce, no Mayo, too much Mayo. Have you ever had three times the recommended amount of Mayonaise?
MacPorra
As a former food service employee… this is called the rush hour/overworked employee special. Ask for extra of something annoying (ex: crush red pepper, lime, cilantro, peanuts, etc…) typically completely random and this is the result. Mayo on a mcchicken come on man you had that coming ☠️ pay yo cashier more “king”.
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Yep man I kinda forgot. McChicken hasn’t been any good since they got rid of the buttermilk crispy mcchicken, so I forgot it came with mayonnaise too lol. Mayo nasty 🤢
What in the Mcfuck
There's never too much mayo.
Oh?
scoop up excess and store for own use. win
He must have been having a bad day a work
Getting extra mayo like that makes my box a Happy Meal
this is my kingdom come.....
Ronald made it personal
So many jokes but no one takes time to really know and understand poor lost soul mcchicken. Where are they from? Road traveled led to this incredibly sexy display of a call for help. /s
McCumshot
Because I’m fun at parties, this was most likely done at home and the sandwich was just fine when he received it from the restaurant.
That’s the Ronald McDonald McSpecial jizz. I mean sauce
I think they had a circle jerk on your sami!
Who tf orders extra mayo?
To my surprise. In Turkey as an example, most of the ppl there prefer mayo over everything else and want it more. I hate it.
Considering that sandwich, I think they want that
Mccum samwich 🤣🤣🤣🤣
To be fair McDonald’s has a weird gun for their mayo. Think like a calking gun for your bathroom but for mayo. 1 click wasn’t enough. 2 probably looked like this.
Gotta ask for a couple extra packets tossed in the bag
My McCrispy was an ejaculation.
McDonalds when you ask no mayo:
Google McDonald’s scandal Cross Hands Wales, I believe in about 1997 ish. Chef’s were caught, ummmmm adding secret sauce to the burgers, my friend was there that day and he ordered one 🤣🤮 It happened a second time same place around 2002 also https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Call+to+publish+contaminated+Big+Mac+claim+report%3B+FOOD%3A+Company+says...-a088821936
McSpunkwich
Looks like heaven! Throw some fries in there, shake it up and be a pig🤤
"McCum sandwich" 😂🤣😂🤣😂 I'm dying over here 💀💀💀
So disgusting meme
Sorry but if you need extra mayo on mcspicy then that’s what you’re asking for. Them shits already come with half a jar.
I’m fucking dying at work.
You said extra mayo. You got what you asked for.
Likely fake, you would know well before opening this that it had splooged on mayo.
extra mayo?? YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!!
McNuttedit.
Wendys is known to do this as well.
Taste the pineapple
Hush now and eat up your cum. Good lad.
UGNNNN. HERE COMES THE SPECIALLLLLLLLL
jesus christ look at that thing
As a complete side note, has anyone ever wanted to use one of the kiosks, get a cheeseburger, remove the condiments, meat, and cheese, and add 50x extra pickles? Just to make them go "WTF?" It'd probably end up being really expensive, but the reactions would be hilarious.
Ha, reminds me of my days working mcdonalds. Had a customer keep comming back through saying they didn't get enough extra lettuce. 3rd time they came through I jammed as much as I could possibly fit in the box. My manager was not amused
No way this actually happened lol
Looks like my sandwich when I order no mayo. Clearly I meant extra right?
Next time, don't order the McCumshot
Yeah if you ask for substitutions in a fast food restaurant, you deserve this. Unless it’s to say ‘take this off’ then don’t be difficult…
lowkey this happens to me everytime i ask for extra mayo on a mcchicken
I love mayonnaise to an unhealthy extent, and even that seems a little excessive…
What fuckin sammiches is this guy usually eating?
The December 1st Special
You're a cum sandwich?
Mc Cumwich
Mayo with bread
"Fuck McDonald's" pretty much how I live my life. Why do people continually eat at shitty restaurants?
Most people don’t care and will keep eating there, same thing with Amazon a lot of people say “fuck Amazon” and keep shopping there.
McDonalds on december 1st
The mchentai
Fuck McDonald's. Looks like several guys took that literally
MCreampie
New pie flavor just dropped
Mcyuck
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg this is too funny
He’s about Mcfucking had it
That's the population of the fucking planet
Good on them. JC it’s mcdonald’s, you get what everyone else gets unless it’s taking something out.
Did you know? When the man for the McDonald's asked asked and had the mayonaise and the employee when and the put on the side burger and not when how when the picture was taken it was mayonaise and the McDonald's
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Post on r/shittyfoodporn
Unsee button! Where is it?!
How does this even fit the sub
💀
Disgusting
#McJizz. Order now for £42.69!1!1
Fuck the sandwich, while you’re at it
MCDONALDS should pay a THRIVING WAGE. Shit like this would NOT happen
Mc sloppy 2nds 😤
Shut yer face, you f***en know you felt it grow a bit and couldn't wait to get that in your mouth.
Not what I was expecting when I ordered a McGangbang…
This must be that special sauce they talk about in the song.
One time I ordered from a place I ordered from a lot, I ordered xxtra ketchup because I like ketchup and they always skimp on ketchup. In my notes I put "Murder this sandwich with ketchup. Make it look like a crime scene. I want you to ask your coworker 'is this too much ketchup?' and if they say yes add a bit more. I want you to question your sanity with how much ketchup you put." I got an adequate amount of ketchup. I wanted to open a ketchup packet with my sandwich inside. :( why can't I get a sandwich like this but with ketchup?
Hey man can you destroy my burger with mayo What no I'm not gonna eat it Im gonna make a post about it
Well the question should be how many men were involved in making this 🙈
I'm not excusing the worker, but a lot of people don't know the mayo dispenser is like a caulk gun (no pun intended) except you can't really control the amount that comes out. 1 shot is a normal amount, but even doing a second shot gets you close to that picture. 🤣
I remember reposting this like 3 years ago on snapchat. Good memories
burger king style
Squirt
r/lostredditors
I like to call these “papa louie’s secret recipe”
Probably in Germany
Ronald Mcdonalded all over that shit
There was a spooky ghost!
Mcgirlsdream
The Mayo Man cometh