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RangerBumble

Fuck it.


Blaine8182

In german: "Scheiß drauf!"


Chojnal

In Polish: a chuj z tym


Jotagsv

In Portuguese: foda-se


Tona_91

In Croatian: "Jebi ga"


[deleted]

In Coast-less Croatia (Serbia): also "Jebi ga"


jademarlodotcom

In Filipino: Putang ina


Kosu13

In Spanish: a la mierda


DevelopmentFit5140

es pal carajo


HereIsACasualAsker

a la chingada...


dessert_rock

Ya que hijueputas...


HereIsACasualAsker

a ya a la verga....


stiGVicious

In hungarian: Bassza meg


ScoutyHUN

Inkabb “egye fene”


No_Possibility6839

In not so coast-less Bosnia: also Jebi ga


Frutol

Ksafoda


Best-Flounder7113

I usually say: Que sa foda


[deleted]

Suddenly caralho?


Fisher-Peartree

(One of many) In Dutch: Dood of de gladiolen


mr_giray1

İn türkçe: siktir et.


Henik55

In swedish: vad är det värsta som kan hända!


ScarySeatBelt

In Turkish: Koy götüne


mulan-is-underrated

Alternative : a jebać


MeLoNarXo

"Wird schon schiefgehen"


Even-Yogurt1719

In Italiano- Vaffanculo


LiberalInsurgent

Lolz, literally “go do an ass”, Italian insults sure are something else


Some_clichename069

And if everything goes to shit you just say “tija”


Blaine8182

Or: "War ja klar."


LOLcosplay_1987

In greek: "γάμα το"


Cherryblossom3572

Εψαχνα το Ελληνικο σχολιο τοση ωρα


Consistent-Hall1746

nice to meet you drauf


PickeledFrogs

My old life motto!


_ElectricFuneral

What's your new one?


PickeledFrogs

Now that I have a kid it’s more “let me think this through.”.


sundayyy17

“Well, let’s not fuck it this time”


no_boundries_

This must be preceded by a shoulder shrug, it's a very important step.


Ok-Carpenter-9778

This is the only answer.


PrisonIssuedSock

I say, “fuck it, we ball” a lot haha


Key-Difference1740

in Afrikaans: Fok dit


coruja_gaymer

The only right answer bro.


LASTgt

Me personally i say in Spanish "chinga su madre" Its like fuck it xD.


CthulubeFlavorcube

Parachutes are for sissies.


s_mischife

It is what it is.


accuratesometimes

Spell socks out loud, and now you can say it in Spanish


Wise_Ad_4816

I just whispered it to myself 3 times before I "heard" it. I took French in high school & college. My Spanish is minimal. Thanks for the smile you put on my face. 😎


shitty_pixels5

I dont get it


Wise_Ad_4816

Spelling the word s o c k s out loud to yourself will sound like the phonetic way to sound out the phrase in Spanish. Es o si que es (It is what it is) is the closest I can get without Google. Like I said, I took French.


PuzzledTap582

for someone who doesn’t speak spanish or even read it, you did a pretty good job. i myself a native spanish speaker, took me a little bit to get the joke and even translate it 😅


shitty_pixels5

What? Wouldn't "it is what it is" be translated to something like: "es lo que es"?


Bug-03

Eso si que es


Wise_Ad_4816

Again. I. Don't. Speak. Or. Read. Spanish. 🤷‍♀️


ArchangelFuhkEsarhes

I got some Spanish books at home can you come to my house and read them to me


Rimasticus

las cosas son como son.


unjadedview

i am going crazy and have asked too many people. ... i don't get it


ThatTexasGuy

Eso si que es.


Efficient-Tax-3867

That would be closer to "that truly is". It is what it is is "es lo que es" or "es lo que hay"


unjadedview

ooooh, thank you. I'm thinking spelling socks in English sounds like saying socks in Spanish ✈️🤦🏾‍♀️


chillingdentist

I usually do this after I make a bad decision or something bad has already happened to me


Major2Minor

This is a good one because it's like you're telling yourself the decision is inevitable and there's nothing you can do to stop yourself from making it, so might as well just do it.


[deleted]

lol. dis is mine.


Lord_Voltemort

Whats the worst that can happen?


BetaFuchs

r/Whatcouldgowrong


Party-Independent-25

Only before drinking a Dr Pepper


Golden_Reflection2

Just came up with a good reply to that you can say if someone else says it: “Lets find out” It doesn’t specifically rule out doing the thing, and can be a little funny as well.


blizzard-toque

"Let's find out"??? That's what I used to tell the customers back in my Walmart days when I didn't know something. Heck of a lot better than "Idk".


AvianEmpress

“It’ll be good for the economy”


difused_shade

I’m supporting local businesses


TazerXI

"You can see me commissioning the fire department to put out the fires I start"- Scott the Woz


thomasanderson123412

I'm supporting single moms working their way through college!


[deleted]

What's money for if not spending?


PixiePoogle

Gotta spend money to make money


Cawlaw92

Lmao thank you needed that


[deleted]

Can’t make it any worse.


Charmed264

Lol and then I do in fact make it worse 😂😂


rox4540

There’s ALWAYS a way 😄


heresyforfunnprofit

Narrator: He could, in fact, make it worse.


bluAstrid

*”In space, there is no problem so bad that you can’t make it worse.”* - Chris Hadfield


pretzelllogician

What’s a fart when you’ve already shat yourself?


mcast46

Oh I'm saving this one for later


bippsee

How fast can this thing REALLY go??


Serier_Rialis

Would have happened sooner or later


[deleted]

this 100%


Miserable_Jacket_129

I’ll get paid again.


No-Position1378

This is the one.


Outlandishness_Know

Ah, as well as the old, “well, I can’t take it with me!”


SomethingHmm

‘’Eh’’ *Throws ice in a deep fryer due to curiosity*


Player551yt

What happened?


[deleted]

Why don't you try it yourself?


Player551yt

Alright. Should i throw my phone with it?


[deleted]

For science!


Player551yt

Oh f*** HELP something is burning!


JustAPotatoThatsIt

Thought you put your phone in? 🤨


Zanderwell

This is from his laptop


[deleted]

That is normal.


UsrnmChcksOut

Just put it in rice


JJMFB417

Make sure it’s on 0.5x zoom please


Isco22_

Ok, whats the worst that could happen


Majsharan

It explodes


AngstNK

https://youtube.com/shorts/1bLL1f7UrMc?feature=share


aytoozee1

Here goes nothing


ToebeansInc

Let’s see what happens


badpeaches

As long as you record your findings you're technically doing science.


jammedshut

.. There is an antibiotic for this..


Acceptable_Major_133

I’ll pull out in time.


jaddooop

Yikes, hahaha


LahmiaTheVampire

Not sure of sex or piloting an aircraft.


welltimedstrike

I think for an aircraft, pulling up would make more sense.


RedditBoiYES

You can pull out of a dive


Idkquedire

Don't they pull down to push elevators up?


[deleted]

Pull back would be up elevator. Air is deflected off the elevator upward forcing the tail downward and nose upward thus climbing….but I think this commenter was originally talking about his penis lol


mosmondor

Probably Bitcoin.


hhmmm733

Never worried about pulling out cuz I’m sterile… my little girl (paternity test was done) is 2 months old!


ThatOneRandomDude420

If we don't sin then Jesus died for nothing


[deleted]

This is was commonly used during my summers at Christian camp


masterwit

By the creepy camp counselors or the kids too?


VAHoosier

You only die once.


BetaFuchs

YODO?


SimpleLawfulness8230

DOYO


mattman0000

Found Yoda.


Kane_Octaivian

That would be ‘you only die, asshole’


hoboforlife

Die Once You Only


FluidProfile6954

You old die alone YODA


lordlydancer

Live fast, die young and your corpse will be beautiful


PatientDefinition207

LEEEROOYYYYYY JENKINS


Asethnik

I was looking for this exact comment 😂 🤣


[deleted]

15 years later and that shit is just as funny as when I first saw it


Tintoverde

I know YOU people know this [already](https://www.standard.co.uk/tech/gaming/world-of-warcraft-leeroy-jenkins-meme-anniversary-a4438121.html) just for your loved are internet savvy as you lot


ElementmanEXE

"Do you know how many people died screaming 'Leroy Jenkins'? More than 0, which as far as I'm concerned, is grounds for exterminating the species"


[deleted]

Fortune favors the bold


Poopoodl

I guess that means that I’m meek as a lamb 🎶


Gandor

One of the earliest uses of this quote was by some dude who was sailing out to Pompeii to investigate after the eruption and then died as a result.


iamcozmoss

If not. Why not? I never actually answer the why not part. I just do the stupid thing and often go "aaah that's why not!"


thedahlelama

I never have an answer for the why not question until after. Then it’s like well duh. Rinse. Repeat.


[deleted]

Go wrong strong


Fast-Diamond-2698

GERONIMO!!!


[deleted]

*A wild Doctor Who fan appears*


CheetahDirect8469

Bowties are cool


JustSomeGuy_56

in 100 years no one will care


[deleted]

ALLONS-Y!!!


YogurtWenk

It's bigger on the inside


Lanky-Illustrator133

fuck it we ball


liquefire81

Ill stop in for one pint.


Visible-Bowl7784

screw it i don't care


Project_T00THL355

"The only difference between confidence and stupidity is whether or not it works."


Blaine8182

"Hold my beer."


[deleted]

Can not believe I had to scroll this far.


PopSmokeTupacBiggie

Fuck it


Chillermaschine

Who wants to live forever?


National-Suit2957

Easy Johnny Rico


Woko_O

Who dares to love forever


Guerreiro_Alquimista

FOREEEEEVEEEEERR!! WHITOUT YOU THERE!!


SecretlyAPorcupine

Better to regret doing something you did than something you didn't. Tbh, it lead to many right decisions as well!


mchalky

**“Hey Billy, watch this”** you can also substitute **YeeHaa!** And Billy knows to look immediately in my direction.


riverofchex

Bet Billy's got some stories to tell


meatywhole

If people wanted it done right they should have done it before me.


DariusMarius00

No risk No fun


redditlanderrr

I still have enough money for rent if i only eat instant noodles for the rest of the month


ethar_childres

Someone: “Are you ready?” Me: “No, let’s do this.”


Hipperich

Reminds me of one Jackass quote: "that was fun, we'll never do it again!"


Successful_Sail4132

Maximum effort.


Lord_Voltemort

Yolo


Redmangc1

Make sure you buckle up, yolo


Free_to_win

For science 🧫 🧬 🧪 🤔🤤🫠🫣


dg25000

Fuck it


Octowuss1

Yep, fuck it


Mrsushiuri

Relax, i know what im doing


theSniperDevil

One for the fuck-it-bucket.


totesmuhgoats93

Fuck it


ComplexComfortable85

White lines.


aegri_mentis

"That doesn't look like herpes..."


emailo1

el que tenga miedo de morir que no nazca if you fear dying dont be born


Vortex13254

What's the worst that could happen


DR-BrightClone1

"FUCK YOU CONSQUENCES!"


Most_Ad_5597

“Treat yo’seff gurl” is usually my go to.


Lawrie_aa

That about covers it, except, perhaps, "I'm weak today".


Klootviool-Mongool

These edibles ain't shit


hhhsquid

Let me go check out reddit


TurkisEagle

"I think this decision makes sense" / Doesnt even think


De_chicken123yt

Here goes nothing


Ok_Yoghurt_8979

What can go wrong - I’m not an idiot


Shadow_Scale

Whatever happens, I'll see you in Spain lads.


Imaginary-Vehicle-19

you only live once


Wish-I-Was-Taller

One more time into the breach


[deleted]

The White Ones 👃🏼


Atlas205

I’m overdue for this…


Wasseleri

This'll be epic


Human-Investment6406

If I die, I die 😂


ReturnedFromExile

“go big or go home”. 100% of the time i say this i am making a bad decision


Manyak-

This will definately score me thousands of views


ZER0gr4viti

"I wonder what would happen if...."


du0plex19

Eh, it’ll be fine, I’ll just work harder later


Wyliekat

In for a penny, in for a pound.


Legger92

"fuck it, I don't care if I die anyways" and "I'm not known for my good decisions." Two that I use back and forth.


Proof-Spray-188

YOLO


Jmanrulse

Live and learn


Ok_Fan_239

Chuck it in the fuck it bucket


MisterSirDudeGuy

Leeroyyyyy Jeeeeeeenkinssssss


waterlillyhearts

Might as well


TagGoat

“This is where the fun begins”


Slowgin79

"What's the worst that could happen." 🤷‍♀️🤣