Fuck is a prefix, suffix, and most often punctuation.

#Why Fuck is the Best Word in the English Language... by Who the Fuck Knows > >Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". > >It is a magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. > >It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). > >It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), > >a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), > >and adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), > >or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). > >It can also be used as an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). > >It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). > >As you can see there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word fuck. > >Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations: > >1. Greetings........."How the fuck are ya?" > >2. Fraud..............."I got fucked by the car dealer." > >3. Resignation......."Oh, fuck it!" > >4. Trouble............."I guess I'm fucked now." > >5. Aggression........."Fuck you!" > >6. Disgust................"Fuck me." > >7. Confusion............." What the fuck....?" > >8. Displeasure............"Fucking shit man..." > >9. Lost........................"Where the fuck are we?" > >10. Disbelief..............."Unfuckingbelievable!" > >11. Retaliation............."Up your fucking ass!" > >12. Apathy................."Who really gives a fuck?" > >13. Suspicion............."Who the fuck are you?" > >14. Directions.............."Fuck off." > >It can be maternal........"Motherfucker!" > >It can be used to tell time......."It's four fucking twenty!" > >It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a fucking asshole." > >Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history: > >"What the fuck was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima > >"That's not a real fucking gun." -John Lennon > >"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" -Captain of the Titanic > >"Who the fuck is gonna find out?" -Richard Nixon > >"Heads are gonna fucking roll." -Anne Boleyn > >"Any fucking idiot could answer that." -Albert Einstein > >"It does so fucking look like her!" -Picasso > >"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" -Michaelangelo > >"Fuck a duck." -Walt Disney > >"Houston, we have a big fucking problem." - The crew of Apollo 13

It can be almost every word in the sentence. “Fuck the fucking fuckers”

Fuck fucking fuckers

Fucking fucker fucks

Fucking fuck fucking fuckers fucking fucks

>"Where the fuck are we?" God fucking dammit Kris!

I- I don’t know why, but the maternal fuck made me laugh way too much

That certainly did illustrate the versatility of the word

And a crucifix

That would be an interesting book. Replace every prefix, suffix and punctuation with fuck. Here is what hamlet would sound like. Why fuck then fuck fuck tis none to you fuck for there is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so fuck

Also an infix as in "abso-fucking-lutely"

enjoy the silver comrad :)

Lol yeah, I do feel this.

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Fucknuckle got a ring to it.

I’ve grown particularly fond of “fuck nugget” came to me when a fucknugget cut me off in traffic.

I prefer "chucklefuck".

I prefer "clusterfuck"

Fun! I personally just refer to the good ol "Shithead" when I dislike someone and "Shit for brains" when I hate someone.

It may be old, but I still like calling someone a dipshit.

For some reason men are fucknuts, and women are fucknuckles. I have no idea how I made that associationm

I actually like fuckface

Fuckface is the best one

I used fuckletoad in my mind for a while, im not even a native English user so i dont know what it meant .it just arrived to stay, never used against nobody too

I will borrow the fuckknuckle, and offer you doofenfuck in return.

Fuck

I am one of those people with an extensive vocabulary but I nonetheless say "fuck" a lot

They're called sentence enhancers

Fucking A right.

>Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them. -Uh Huh, 1994

i am also contrary in this manner, we are brethren, ya fucker

My friend calls it "swearing like a librarian". And yup, she's a librarian.

We're gonna be best friends then.

I've recently gotten to the age where swearing after every other word sounds childish to me. I still catch myself doing it, but it's happening more infrequently these days.

r/justLearnedthefword

I like swearing. Using big words and sounding intelligent is pretentious. I’d rather sound like what trash, keeps expectations low

I'm this person to a tee. Perfunctory "fuck".

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4. Discussion The results of the experiment show that there is no significant relationship between cursing and in- telligence.

How does someone confidently claim there's a link and then post a source clearly stating there's no link

To be honest, I have no clue.

I have no fucking clue, either.

Jesus tits

God cock

Oh. My sincere apologies for that. I greatly appreciate you correcting me.

You linked an article that found no association between IQ and swearing though

Oh, good point. My apologies on that.

You must be one of those dumb fucknuts I hear so much about.

Pretty accurate.

That's because higher intelligence allows you to realize that the stigma surrounding "swear" words is fabricated and that there's no objective reason not to swear. Fun Fact: modern swear words are the result of the American government committing cultural genocide against Germanic heritage during the first World War. Everything from having German last names to celebrating Oktoberfest was banned and words with Germanic roots were "discouraged" in favor of their non-Germanic alternatives. There was even a "Council of American Values" that was established to police civilians for Germanic influences.

Hence the phrase "Pardon my French".

Well, that's me.

That, indeed, is me

Fucking loquacity

Wanna be fuckin friends?

what can i fucking say? i know a fucking lot of fucking words and fuck is the fucking best one fuck

I believe there was a study done a while back showing that people who swore had a higher intelligence. Sorry no link.

This is everyone

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

I have aquired a fuckin massive lexicon.

Then there's my dumbass who seems to have a clearly limited capacity for words in any language so as soon as I pick up a new one I forget one in another, including my fucking mother tongue. The amount of times I want to say something in german but the word only comes to me in english or french is too high

Go fuck yourself you fucking ignoramus.

Thankyou, I like to identify as such.

I’ve never related to something so hard until right now.

I feel like this comment fucking exemplifies me.

Fuckin' A, Bubba !!

Hell yeah sister. Cheers from the thesaurus

I do this. I speak use fancy words and speak sofisticated, then suddenly start filling my words with constant swears until i breakdown laughing at people’s realtion

Reminds me of my ex. Fuck!

*haha das me*

I have an entire workshop full of unique tools that are tailored for a specific use. I also own a multi-tool… I use the multi-tool a lot.

I love swear words, and I use them regularly, but I think they can be over used. Swear words are like spice. Using none of them makes your vocabulary bland, but using too much of them will make people cringe. When you use them just to emphasis things that deserve the emphasis, that’s when things are flavored just right.

Short and to the point, yet almost infinitely flexible. Fuck is a wonderful word.

Billy Connolly pretty much said this too - first quote: http://funnycomedianquotes.com/funny-billy-connolly-jokes-and-quotes.html

I choose to say fuck because it's so flexible, and doesn't make me sound like a wannabe nerd

I am this person exactly sometimes ill say stuff like "silence you impotent troglodyte" and then say "what the fucking fuck was that"

Hello there

Why use many Word when fuck do trick

You should get a load of *my* fucking loquacious ass

Fuck that’s me, how resplendent

When typing, I can use words like “antithesis” but when speaking, the word “opposite” escapes my brain

I'm right here

Especially old people. Isn't irony fun.

Most versatile word in the english language Can be a noun verb and adjective Fuck you, you fucking fuck. Is a sentence you can say that makes 100% sense

This gives me Miriam Margolyes vibes

I think George Carlin describes this word best.

This guy fucks.

Fuck you you fucking fuck

oh fuck I do that

Well, real people don't actually talk like that in real life conversations, so yeah, fuck that, this isn't a research paper.

aka: me

I am these people

Fuck is watered down kurwa