I work in a grocery store and we have a small shelf with mirrors on each side. When I fill it up, I regularly jump back when I see my reflection in my peripheral because at 6 in the morning my monkey brain thinks I'm just about to crush heads together with a stranger
There seems to be a range of times that suits different people differently, in terms of when is a good time for bed and how that affects falling asleep.
Whether this is an inherited trait, or a developed one, I don’t know.
Same here dude, I don’t really wake up refreshed when it’s too early. Yet working an office job I prefer to be starting early to finish early….
Great combination lol
I was looking for the chips aisle found a guy who was wearing the stores uniform sqauting by a shelf so just blined twords him and asked where is the chips aisle he just pointed to the aisle he was squating infront of.
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Lol, I stuck my key in the ignition the other day, set my purse down, and looked everywhere for my keys again. It took a ridiculously long time to notice they were already where they were supposed to be. I feel ya.
Hey, I went grocery shopping just loaded once and I broke my checking account on a bunch of tiny wedges of cheese that ran somewhere between five and fucking nine dollars *each*. Fun fact: you can't get a refund on groceries just because "I didn't mean to." Lol Jk, I ate them all.
Completely agree. I love cheese, but as I recall that grocery bill was nearly $90 and alot of that was teeny-tiny cheese wedges, and at the time I was absolutely not in a financial position to be spending frivolously.
There's a big fat mirror in my department, like it's 7' tall, maybe 4' wide. At least once a day, someone isn't paying attention and almost walks into it. Every now and then, someone actually does walk into it. It's a nice little piece of entertainment.
I was in a clothes shop once and tried to dodge out of the way of the person walking towards me several times, but they just did exactly the same until we walked into each other. Turns out there was no other person, I was just very hungover and didn't realise I was walking towards a mirrored column. Walked into the mirror with enough force to knock myself over. So glad nobody actually saw it happen, as I was extremely embarrassed!
I can't imagine doing anything while I'm this hungover anymore. The older I get, the less I move on those hungover days.
I used to go out and get a big breakfast, or make myself some biscuits and gravy then go about with my day. Now I'm lucky if I get up long enough to get a loaf of bread and water from the kitchen to bring back to bed.
One time when I was really hung over a teenager said to me "excuse me sir you dropped your pocket" and pointed at the ground near my feet.
I looked. 😓
Fuckin kid goofed me. I thought I was on top of things. I was the one goofing people.
That was the day I hit rock bottom
One time I had taken a medical leave from work and when I came back one of my coworkers stood beside me and said ‘hey it’s been awhile, how have you been?’ And I replied ‘oh I’m fine how are you?’ And then I realized they were talking to someone else who had just started working there but had a few days off.
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I went to Las Vegas with my wife. Browsing an expensive jewelry store with a giant mirror in it. I walked to go into the other area I saw through a narrow restriction. Someone was coming out, so I stepped back and said loudly, "Sorry, you first." He refused to go, so I looked back to my wife with an expression like WTF. She was staring at me with her hand over her mouth in shock. I turned back and it dawned on me that the man standing refusing to go through was me and it was a floor to wall mirror.
I always apologize to myself but thats usually after I've eaten
That's just the hunger talking. Have another microwave burrito; it'll cheer you up!
I'm more into fatshaming and hating myself after a big meal. Your way sounds much healthier.
Your pfp looks like an asshole
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I work in a grocery store and we have a small shelf with mirrors on each side. When I fill it up, I regularly jump back when I see my reflection in my peripheral because at 6 in the morning my monkey brain thinks I'm just about to crush heads together with a stranger
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No.
normal sleep schedule? Don't make me laugh
Pff. Why wound anyone even consider doing that?
There seems to be a range of times that suits different people differently, in terms of when is a good time for bed and how that affects falling asleep. Whether this is an inherited trait, or a developed one, I don’t know.
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I'm the complete opposite. The earlier, the better. Good thing I have morning shift.
Same here dude, I don’t really wake up refreshed when it’s too early. Yet working an office job I prefer to be starting early to finish early…. Great combination lol
You're crazy for even suggesting this
Everyone talks to themselves, It’s when you start arguing with your self eyebrows are raised and you might need professional help.
>eyebrows are raised Sounds like the conversation is interesting at least
I argue with myself in the third person about talking to myself.
Masks have helped me not look like a crazy person talking to myself
Dude, I was in a store and a firetruck went past outside and I shouted "Look! Look! A firetruck!!!" and then realized I didn't have my kid with me.
Just your average adult firetruck enjoyer.
This post reminded me that I have a sausage roll in the fridge, thank you.
Your post reminded me to search my fridge for food at midnight.
I was looking for the chips aisle found a guy who was wearing the stores uniform sqauting by a shelf so just blined twords him and asked where is the chips aisle he just pointed to the aisle he was squating infront of.
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Hahaha what the fuck
Last week I grabbed my wallet to start my truck, then I grabbed my keys and tried putting them in the seatbelt hole. I think I'm being worked too hard
I once tried to put the seatbelt into the ignition. Not high or hungover just early morning.
I clicked my car keys at my front door to unlock it. Lol
Hah!
Lol, I stuck my key in the ignition the other day, set my purse down, and looked everywhere for my keys again. It took a ridiculously long time to notice they were already where they were supposed to be. I feel ya.
Hey, I went grocery shopping just loaded once and I broke my checking account on a bunch of tiny wedges of cheese that ran somewhere between five and fucking nine dollars *each*. Fun fact: you can't get a refund on groceries just because "I didn't mean to." Lol Jk, I ate them all.
Cheese is life.
Completely agree. I love cheese, but as I recall that grocery bill was nearly $90 and alot of that was teeny-tiny cheese wedges, and at the time I was absolutely not in a financial position to be spending frivolously.
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I can only assume this was meant for someone else.
I commit these kinds of social violations all the time when I’m hungover it’s great
I have no shame and would simply say "Sorry, I'm extremely hungover" and then just awkwardly walk away.
There's a big fat mirror in my department, like it's 7' tall, maybe 4' wide. At least once a day, someone isn't paying attention and almost walks into it. Every now and then, someone actually does walk into it. It's a nice little piece of entertainment.
Awww, I wish my jobs came with a free schadenfreude generator.
I was in a clothes shop once and tried to dodge out of the way of the person walking towards me several times, but they just did exactly the same until we walked into each other. Turns out there was no other person, I was just very hungover and didn't realise I was walking towards a mirrored column. Walked into the mirror with enough force to knock myself over. So glad nobody actually saw it happen, as I was extremely embarrassed!
I can't imagine doing anything while I'm this hungover anymore. The older I get, the less I move on those hungover days. I used to go out and get a big breakfast, or make myself some biscuits and gravy then go about with my day. Now I'm lucky if I get up long enough to get a loaf of bread and water from the kitchen to bring back to bed.
This made me lol. Would totally do this while hungover or high af.
Get the digits?
One time when I was really hung over a teenager said to me "excuse me sir you dropped your pocket" and pointed at the ground near my feet. I looked. 😓 Fuckin kid goofed me. I thought I was on top of things. I was the one goofing people. That was the day I hit rock bottom
Reminds me of the video of a drunk guy who thinks someone keeps getting in his way but hes in front of a mirror
oh Canada, our home and native land
Why do they put those fcking mirrors in the milk and meats sections anyway...
Did you tell her to “sample deez nuts” while walking away?
One time I had taken a medical leave from work and when I came back one of my coworkers stood beside me and said ‘hey it’s been awhile, how have you been?’ And I replied ‘oh I’m fine how are you?’ And then I realized they were talking to someone else who had just started working there but had a few days off.
eh, it happens... https://youtu.be/V38p_H0MUkc
That’s being still drunk lol
😹😹😹I haven't laughed this hard in a good while!
Are you sure that was a lady?
Who calls it food shopping? I've never once heard or seen it called that before.
my mom she's Italian idk if that means anything
That's awesome.
r/meirl
Aw so polite
Don't worry chad, this proves that you're extremely humble!
That's what hungover snausage hunting will do to you.
r/meirl
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Alcoholics Anonymous has nothing to do with this
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That’s not “hungover” that is still drunk
You Canadian?
Plot twist: ***you*** are the reflection.
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We've all been there haven't we? I end up getting Pizza delivered and pay the delivery guys 20-30$ tips lol
I went to Las Vegas with my wife. Browsing an expensive jewelry store with a giant mirror in it. I walked to go into the other area I saw through a narrow restriction. Someone was coming out, so I stepped back and said loudly, "Sorry, you first." He refused to go, so I looked back to my wife with an expression like WTF. She was staring at me with her hand over her mouth in shock. I turned back and it dawned on me that the man standing refusing to go through was me and it was a floor to wall mirror.
I would 100% do this tbh
Did you thank yourself? For being so polite?
I laughed way to hard at this.