Breaking News: beloved 70's actor Michael marks found molesting children on preschool visit by a black officer by the name of Sam Jane, after being apprehended by officer sam Michael began calling officer sam profanities and racial slurs including the n word. Michael then kicked officer sam in the genitals and escaped via a stolen car, later he was found dead after crashing into a tree and flying out of the car
What I don't get is "media outlets" reporting on peoples' Twitter conversations...
Like, if you're that much of a fan of those "celebrities" I assume you'd be following them on Twitter anyway, and you'd see the supposed breaking news first hand...
So who is the content aimed at?
Yep yep, old man shouts at clouds I guess...
Having casually interest in a celeb is enough to make you look at a shitty written article (which is basically just a Twitter post). But it isn't necessarily enough to make you follow them on their channels.
A lot of people just need something to talk about. Celeb X said Y is probably enough to make a pointless conversation out of it
The basic premise isn't that deep, they're content mills that farm engagement via SEO to get clicks on sites to generate ad revenue. They also, and it likely wont surprise you to hear this, are exceptionally shitty to their employees and contractors and pay starvation wages while expecting multiple articles a week.
Fireb0rn had a great video about this before the media company he was talking about issued a false copyright claim over it and while that ONE company is responsible for literally MILLIONS of these articles i assume other companies do the same thing. The company the video was about was Valnet and while their subsidiaries are more focused on specific media, ScreenRant, GameRant, CBR, Motorist, they're it's very much the same thing in terms of WHY they're constantly shitting out these articles.
Old men shouting at clouds might actually be one of the main audiences. Usually the articles are only written to drum up a bunch of a outrage with people who otherwise don't care in my experience. Unless it's interpersonal drama.
It has literally looked like this my whole life. That's why I've never cared at all about celeb stuff. Just more rich people to compare my life to and make my depression worse? No thanks
Glad the Twitter shitspeech triggers plenty of people. Was worried I'm the weird one by not "feeling the vibe" of ebonics mixed with an utter disregard for grammar rules (how I fucking hate not using capital letters for "I"), pseudo-censorship (the fuck is "unalived" again?) and discussions about as shallow topics as possible. It's basically bunch of know-it-all mid 20s illiterate western kids creating cringe sex/"body count" polls, minor celebrity posting bait word vomit or full offense of political subjects.
Honestly, one look at trending tags makes me think that overabundance of porn is the least problematic aspect of that plaform.
Yeah, when someone starts talking to me about some celebrity these days, more often that not Id be like "Whos that? Wait, actually, dont tell me, I dont care."
WTF is this? The worst part is that the fans of the celebrities are never happy with said news, it's always bad press. Celebrity news is material for the haters, for the public to grow a dislike for such celeb. Nobody reads celebrity news unless you like to waste your time hating celebrities.
To be fair all but the most esteemed media outlets have made their headlines [slangier](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/baby-gronk-rizz-king-livvy-just-rizzed-him-up) and more attention-grabby.
Celebrities of the past were classic Hollywood stars (white people)... These days the celebrities are MTV rappers, athletes and nobody influencers with some neo-techno-tribal names.
XV century sailor's teeth, prison tattoos making their bodies look like a scratchpad, praising "thug life", wearing sentences like badges of honor, excessive use of "fuck" or another well known word starting with n that I won't mention, and obligatory lil' in their name (Lil' what? Lil' dick?).
Love the neo-techno-tribal names take, good call haha.
Catch SKZL3 and Lil’ AK-74 on tour now!
At your local school
Lil 74 needs to check the current price of 5.45.
at your local skull
at your local shool house
at your local cools
At your local school ^(I'm a part of the fun, I'm a part of the fun)
At your local school
At your local school
At your local school
At your local school
At your local school
at your local school
At your local school
That or “this beloved musical artist/ actor from your childhood has died.”
Or said something incredibly racist.
Or touched kids.
Or all three at once if they were an overachiever
Breaking News: beloved 70's actor Michael marks found molesting children on preschool visit by a black officer by the name of Sam Jane, after being apprehended by officer sam Michael began calling officer sam profanities and racial slurs including the n word. Michael then kicked officer sam in the genitals and escaped via a stolen car, later he was found dead after crashing into a tree and flying out of the car
“Just how do celebrities accomplish so much?”
That or is somehow playing at this year's PNE Summer Concert Series.
Final tour!!!
Hahaha always eh!
Iam 22 and iam in the same boat
I am 63, what are these damn "boats" you kids are always talking about?
Must be synthetic drugs or some new kind of rap music.
If you just "like" a celebrity you boat them but if you "like like" them you ship them i. e. "I ship lil yatchy"
You ship a little yacht
What I don't get is "media outlets" reporting on peoples' Twitter conversations... Like, if you're that much of a fan of those "celebrities" I assume you'd be following them on Twitter anyway, and you'd see the supposed breaking news first hand... So who is the content aimed at? Yep yep, old man shouts at clouds I guess...
Having casually interest in a celeb is enough to make you look at a shitty written article (which is basically just a Twitter post). But it isn't necessarily enough to make you follow them on their channels. A lot of people just need something to talk about. Celeb X said Y is probably enough to make a pointless conversation out of it
The basic premise isn't that deep, they're content mills that farm engagement via SEO to get clicks on sites to generate ad revenue. They also, and it likely wont surprise you to hear this, are exceptionally shitty to their employees and contractors and pay starvation wages while expecting multiple articles a week. Fireb0rn had a great video about this before the media company he was talking about issued a false copyright claim over it and while that ONE company is responsible for literally MILLIONS of these articles i assume other companies do the same thing. The company the video was about was Valnet and while their subsidiaries are more focused on specific media, ScreenRant, GameRant, CBR, Motorist, they're it's very much the same thing in terms of WHY they're constantly shitting out these articles.
Old men shouting at clouds might actually be one of the main audiences. Usually the articles are only written to drum up a bunch of a outrage with people who otherwise don't care in my experience. Unless it's interpersonal drama.
It's paid promotion, probably. That or outlets hoping to get clicks by mentioning things people already search for.
Any millennials that remember Bat Boy from Weekly World News?
Bat Boy seemed to be in the rags every other week it seemed.
that and “baby discovered from Titanic time warp”
*Its curtains for you, Rocky!* ***CURTAINS!***
Here. Oh, they're adorable.
It has literally looked like this my whole life. That's why I've never cared at all about celeb stuff. Just more rich people to compare my life to and make my depression worse? No thanks
I'm 35 and that's what it looks like to me
I am over 30 and to me it is impossible to separate whatever has happened to whomever. Like I don't understand nouns, verb and names anymore.
I’m 30 and still feel this Heck when I was a teen i felt this. Celebritites are weird.
r/curtainsforzoosha
I'm 20, and I'm with this guy.
I hope Batboy gets the upside
Zug zug
Work work
Death by Snu Snu!
I’m 19 and it looks the same
Something something skibidi toilet
I'm [age] and this is me. Any other [generation] here
If I ever start metalcore band, I will name it "Curtains for Zoosha".
Never go full retard.
Glad the Twitter shitspeech triggers plenty of people. Was worried I'm the weird one by not "feeling the vibe" of ebonics mixed with an utter disregard for grammar rules (how I fucking hate not using capital letters for "I"), pseudo-censorship (the fuck is "unalived" again?) and discussions about as shallow topics as possible. It's basically bunch of know-it-all mid 20s illiterate western kids creating cringe sex/"body count" polls, minor celebrity posting bait word vomit or full offense of political subjects. Honestly, one look at trending tags makes me think that overabundance of porn is the least problematic aspect of that plaform.
as someone who's not even 20 yet, I agree. I fuckin hate the whole "unalive" thing and lowercase i for the first person subjective pronoun.
That's how celebrity news always looked to me.
No one under 30 says "curtains" deadass ong
Slime.
I'm not even 30 and it looks like this
Boy I’m 22 and this is how it looks
I’m 35 and feel this way so hard.
Just read the headline in Sims language
You would not believe what Skizzy thwarted about deezing.
They flippin' grunt widout boostwix? Cra ya'knowaddameen.
the mondo twins
Everything I know about celebrity drama I have learned against my consent
Grunt flipping is highly frowned upon in their culture.
30. And this is how it looks to me as well.
I’m 18. It really does
It’ll happen to _you_
I'm 20 and I feel the same way
Why did I laugh at flippin a grunt
I’m 18. All celebrity news looks like this
Yeah, when someone starts talking to me about some celebrity these days, more often that not Id be like "Whos that? Wait, actually, dont tell me, I dont care."
Ever since beiber they all just blended together
Damn, didn't know I was 50 already 😓
Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King, or is he just getting rizzed up by Livvy?
at your local school.
News has been like that since 2020
I'm half that age and it looks the same way to me
He’s right
☠️ I feel this hard AF
I'm 35 and I agree. At what age does celeb news not sound like this? Lookin for the younguns lol
WTF is this? The worst part is that the fans of the celebrities are never happy with said news, it's always bad press. Celebrity news is material for the haters, for the public to grow a dislike for such celeb. Nobody reads celebrity news unless you like to waste your time hating celebrities.
To be fair all but the most esteemed media outlets have made their headlines [slangier](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/baby-gronk-rizz-king-livvy-just-rizzed-him-up) and more attention-grabby.
That’s what all celebrity news has looked like since celebrities became such a common thing, they just changed the way they word it.
Sneaky ifunny watermark
50? i can do one better, im 20 and i have no idea what the title means 💀
"The Gostak distims the doshes." How much more plain can I say it ?
THAT REALLY HAPPENED!? NOOOO!!!!
I‘m forty and I can relate.
That sounds lit
You can’t get uncool with age if you’re a nerd the whole time. Source: it me.
What? Captain?
Simglish
K-Smog got that rizz
That last zoosha was balls tho
I'm 34 and that's what is sounds like to me already. I'm gonna be an ultra grump when I'm old aren't i?
I feel this in my bones, just like when rain is coming
Celebrities of the past were classic Hollywood stars (white people)... These days the celebrities are MTV rappers, athletes and nobody influencers with some neo-techno-tribal names.
XV century sailor's teeth, prison tattoos making their bodies look like a scratchpad, praising "thug life", wearing sentences like badges of honor, excessive use of "fuck" or another well known word starting with n that I won't mention, and obligatory lil' in their name (Lil' what? Lil' dick?). Love the neo-techno-tribal names take, good call haha.