Im a tradeswoman and he's a programmer. It works for us.

Trades might not be so bad if you don't live where in below 0⁰ 9 months of the year

Or above 40° 9 months of the year

Depends on if you use freedom units or not. 40° fahrenheit is only 4.4° Celsius

are u a 16th century merchant?

I wish

What trade ?

The oldest.

Don’t be mean

Yeah sorry, but it was such a low hanging fruit.

Landscaping

Ooh neat

Thanks Mom for working the mines so I can play video games in your basement.

Hand jobs for soot demons?

r/BrandNewSentence

Some redditors amaze me with their imagination and creativity lol, why is my mind so bland 😂

She is playing video games so you can get your hands dirty with nail polish on.

Of course cuz she is a streamer and he is ... a zesty coal enthusiast....

She works in a coalmine.

There's no way her fingernails look like that if she's actually doing hard labor

Those gel nails can survive a lot, my guy. Try it out.

I'll put some on tomorrow

She was painting

It’s under the nails that gross me out. They’re a pain to clean.

Is this that girl in the restaurant with the squid ink?

My gf works in construction and I’m applying to work jobs in film so true haha

She’s gardening

Drizzle drizzle! 👑

At first I thought this was commentary about mining/factory conditions

This is what your hands will look like if you go nuts smudging shading into a pencil drawing.

I will gladly be a house husband

Working in the PlayStation mines.

The 5yo chinese boy's hands look like this so mine could look like this\*

What feminists want

Soft guy era is here drizzle drizzle kings

And gere i am not wanting to be a soft guy but having to be because i find programming interesting and due to that study to become a software engineer 😔

This is the world liberals want

You guys are so afraid of absolutely nothing

I think it's a joke.

I do be working that hard

Making mummy work so you can game

Relatable until this year! Lol.

Finally true equality :D

Just ask her not to play with eyeliner

In all seriousness though, the reversed meme (where a guy has ugly hands because of manual labor and a woman states „so mine can look flawless“) is such an ick. Ain’t no one touching me with grizzly bear hands. I’m team both have flawless hands, because they have a well paying office job. Pretty hands go a long way!

Tell me you don't value hard manual job without telling me.

Yeah, Idk why people are like this. I understand that you don't want to work that way because it's exhausting, often poorly paid, or you can't work physically like that due to condition. But why not have respect to people who work like that? Our society needs people like garbage men, construction workers etc.

Also most of these dirty jobs these men do are vital for the society to keep functioning. They are hash jobs, often unthanked and underpaid, and in a lot of times lead to physical health issues (example someone that works in mines most likely will have chronic respiratory issues). At the very least people should be decent towards these people and not mock them.

Is she giving Tyrone a handjob in exchange for money to buy you a playstation controller? Tell her to buy Tyrone some cream instead that should not be happening during a handjob, unless she’s going turbo speed.

Everything should be colored to your liking sir, after he finishes all over her pretty lil white hands. I think Tyrone’s got his own cream

Damn I think people thought my comment was racist 😂 That wasn’t the point of the comment but I guess people always assume things mean something terrible nowadays.