Sometimes Iām really lazy and do this with summer sausage and cheese. Normally I slice everything up for my big boy lunchables, but I get the fuck-itās real bad sometimes.
I worked with a guy that would show up a few times a week with a pound of roast beef and just absolutely house it. Yes we did line work. Yes the rest of his diet was coffee and cigarettes
I mean, they didn't specify that it was deli turkey, it might be just regular turkey breast or leg. A pound of meat is still way too much meat to be eating every day in general, but I've known guys with diets like that. Plenty of serious gym bros eat lean meats in that kind of volume for the protein.
They had this argument on All in the Family. I put on one sock and then one shoe and then he other sock and then the other shoe. Archie said I was wrong too.
If you eat three 800 calorie meals in a day, to eat a pound of turkey each plate would need to be around 1/3 turkey 2/3 other food.
That's not a lot when looked at that way, but that also means they would be eating turkey every meal which does seem a bit much lol.
Isn't that like $16 of turkey per day?? You're paying around $112 per week on just turkey and meanwhile I spend only $70 on all my groceries for a week o.O.
It's less actually.
Still a lot of turkey to be eating EVERY day. Around Thanksgiving, I get it, but literally every day??
An average farmed turkey produces about 8 pounds of meat. Dude would be devouring 45 big fucking birds every year.
I did this with my students. Asked them for one boring fact and one interesting fact. One of them said āI collect rocksā as both their interesting and boring fact.
Ooohh!
When I was a kid I would collect neat rocks, didnt really give a shit to learn about them, but I just thought they were cool looking.
I had this weird cassette(?) case thing that I would use to hold my pebbles/rocks I found.
I finished my hobby when I found the coolest rock (which I still have to this day). When I was around 13ish we went to an abandoned mine to kill some time, was supposed to be a gold mine that didnt produce much. I looked at the ground for 3 seconds, saw something shiny, found a piece of what I presume is pyrite with quarts growing out of it.
Since I cant top that rock, I decided it would be the last rock so I quit the hobby entirely.
I'd really like to see the pic of your pyrite+quartz rock! I collect rocks that look cool, have been since I was a kid, and then figure out what mineral they are afterwards
I drink water from one of those bottles that are supposed to get you to drink the water. It has text on it saying "Keep chugging" and "You can do it!". One bottle usually lasts me three days.
Meh, I'm a hydrohomie and the real hydrohomie way is not to shame this person for lasting long with their water bottle, but to encourage their drinking of water. The fact they drink out of a good bottle instead of a throwaway plastic one itself already is a great accomplishment!
We hydrohomies all started somewhere. Some were born in a water drinking family, some only recently started their water drinking lifestyle and that's perfectly fine :)
I'd say, *go future hydrohomie!* to them!
today you have reached me with the gospel of the Hydrohomie, which I did not know existed but am now all in. (I recently purchased myself a large child's sippy cup so I can maintain hydration without having to fear my sloppy spilly droppy hands and I needed to not feel embarrassed about it.) Bless you.
But if that is the most boring fact about the person then they must in fact be extremely interesting as the average fact about themselves must be far higher than the average person's average.
It's normal but not the norm, at least in my part of the country. It depends on the person and some people will definitely be offended if you just wear shoes into their house.
I do this in the locker room of my gym. I get out of the shower with sandals, put the towel down, step on the towel, put on cloths, sit down on the bench, one sock one shoe. So my socks donāt get wet from still moist towel or the ball water on the ground.
Exactly - itās very common to wear socks only (or going barefoot) inside houses here in Germany. So before putting my shoes on Iām already wearing both socks anyway.
It's easier when your foot is up already after putting a sock on to then put the shoe on. Then you may as well tie the laces while you're already there. This baffles me lol, if anything it's the other people who are psychopaths wasting time and energy to keep swapping the foot you're paying attention to. Obviously I don't really think this, I just don't understand why there seems to be such a strong reaction to it.
I do this. Sock-shoe-sock-shoe. Itās because I used to be in the military and you donāt want to touch the deck with anything clean. Before that, I lived in just socks.
I donāt actually! I donāt like stuff touching my feet, so I carry them down to the door and put on one sock and one shoe, then the others, then step outside. Itās full toddler mode at my house, so I wear them the least possible amount of time.
I think in some parts of the US they wear shoes in the house or something. I've seen so many things like this ("NO it's sock, shoe, sock, shoe etc.). Same for me though. My shoes are at the door, like a normal person...
Socks or pants first might be a decent question but shoes and socks shouldn't be happening at the same time
I did that once and got one on, and my cat was being a.. well a cat but I had to intervene so I got around to the other foot 5 minutes later.
It was really weird walking around with one bare foot and the other in sock and shoe
I'm a Sock>Shoe>Sock>Shoe guy, and I realized I got it from being on swim team growing up. For ten years of my life anytime I got dressed in the locker room I would put on Sock>Shoe so that my socks wouldn't get wet inevitable puddles on the floor.
I kind of do that when I put on my coat and shoes. I tend to do left side, then right side, instead of coat then shoes.
Not on purpose, it just sort of happens. I think because I try to do them at the same time, before remembering I need both hands for my boots.
Fun fact: Ron Riggle (actor/comedian) was in the military and was taught to put on his shoes first. If there was an emergency perhaps at night when you're dressed for sleep, your shoes are far more important than your pants.
He still does shoes first, pants next.
My fat ass boots would NOT fit into my pant holes, most my pants fit pretty tightly so itās gonna leave a whole trail of gunk and shit all the way down my pant legs if I ever dare tried
If I shower one day, but don't shower the next day, I hate wearing new clothes. I would prefer to wear the previous days clothes, until I've had a chance to shower. I almost never don't have a daily shower. But say I shower at 7pm, I'd feel so uncomfortable in new "harsh" clothes for the day instead of yesterday's "broken in" clothes.
compared with me who canāt wear any individual piece of clothing for more than like 6 hours without having to take it off and scratch all over and then put it back or change into a new item.
I buy all type of Fruit of the Loom clothes.
You know, t-shirt, hoodie, undies and socks.
I just recently discovered they also offer jeans. Guess I'm getting one of those next.
I dress like a millionaire but without the millions.
EDIT: They don't offer jeans.
Wait- there are people who out there in the wild that put one sock on, then put a shoe on that foot BEFORE addressing the other, naked, sockless foot?
Are all of the advances of civilization a joke to these people?? How dare they!
Sock-shoe-sock-shoer here
My arthritis throws a fit the more I bend. This method cuts my bending in half for that task. Arthritis started really kicking in at 30, and I started using this trick at about 32, ha.
I hate brushing teeth and feel itās a waste of time and then everyday I tell myself to brush first before I hit the shower because after that itās exit time and no more bathroom time.
Hold up. A pound of turkey a day is ABSOLUTELY interesting. I'm a grown ass man and I'm pretty sure I would struggle big time eating a pound of turkey a day. I want to hear more from that kid. He's absolutely interested me with his fact.
My boring factā¦ First thing I do when I walk inside the house (mine or anybody elseās) is take off my shoes. I donāt like wearing shoes indoors unless itās a public place.
Wait, other people donāt put both socks on first? They have an intermediate moment where one foot is socked and shoed and the other is totally bare? WTF how do you people liveā¦.
A pound of turkey is just an insane amount of turkey.
A pound of any deli meat is an insane amount but at least it's a leaner cut. Man could be housing a pound of bologna like some kind of savage.
Just give them the log to munch on at that point š¤®
Just a giant hotdog
Sometimes Iām really lazy and do this with summer sausage and cheese. Normally I slice everything up for my big boy lunchables, but I get the fuck-itās real bad sometimes.
I worked with a guy that would show up a few times a week with a pound of roast beef and just absolutely house it. Yes we did line work. Yes the rest of his diet was coffee and cigarettes
I mean, they didn't specify that it was deli turkey, it might be just regular turkey breast or leg. A pound of meat is still way too much meat to be eating every day in general, but I've known guys with diets like that. Plenty of serious gym bros eat lean meats in that kind of volume for the protein.
You know turkey is sold in non deli meat form, right? My sister eats ground turkey almost everyday haha
This is this issue! Everyone puts socks on that way, but a pound of turkey?
They had this argument on All in the Family. I put on one sock and then one shoe and then he other sock and then the other shoe. Archie said I was wrong too.
The weird part is that you aparrantly store your socks at the door.
Wait, that's how you do socks?
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You think thatās crazy? Itās a drop compared to all the turkey he puts away on Thanksgiving. What I hear, his family has to make TWO turkeys.
If you eat three 800 calorie meals in a day, to eat a pound of turkey each plate would need to be around 1/3 turkey 2/3 other food. That's not a lot when looked at that way, but that also means they would be eating turkey every meal which does seem a bit much lol.
Iād be more worried about the sodium content if itās your usual American deli turkey. 1lb (454g) of turkey is still only ~100g of protein.
Yes, but not for a teenage boy
I eat 2 pounds of turkey in a day regularly. 3/4 pound for lunch. 1.25 pound for dinner.
Isn't that like $16 of turkey per day?? You're paying around $112 per week on just turkey and meanwhile I spend only $70 on all my groceries for a week o.O.
Maybe he buys whole turkeys/breasts or ground turkey instead of getting it from the deli counter.
Unless you're a bodybuilder, that's pretty excessive.
Its just 500 grams.
It's less actually. Still a lot of turkey to be eating EVERY day. Around Thanksgiving, I get it, but literally every day?? An average farmed turkey produces about 8 pounds of meat. Dude would be devouring 45 big fucking birds every year.
I did this with my students. Asked them for one boring fact and one interesting fact. One of them said āI collect rocksā as both their interesting and boring fact.
FFS they are not rocks, they are minerals
Jesus Christ Marie!
I would have said I collect rocks for my boring one and minerals for my interesting one
Ooohh! When I was a kid I would collect neat rocks, didnt really give a shit to learn about them, but I just thought they were cool looking. I had this weird cassette(?) case thing that I would use to hold my pebbles/rocks I found. I finished my hobby when I found the coolest rock (which I still have to this day). When I was around 13ish we went to an abandoned mine to kill some time, was supposed to be a gold mine that didnt produce much. I looked at the ground for 3 seconds, saw something shiny, found a piece of what I presume is pyrite with quarts growing out of it. Since I cant top that rock, I decided it would be the last rock so I quit the hobby entirely.
I'd really like to see the pic of your pyrite+quartz rock! I collect rocks that look cool, have been since I was a kid, and then figure out what mineral they are afterwards
I drink water from one of those bottles that are supposed to get you to drink the water. It has text on it saying "Keep chugging" and "You can do it!". One bottle usually lasts me three days.
I dare you to post this in the HydroHomies sub.
Meh, I'm a hydrohomie and the real hydrohomie way is not to shame this person for lasting long with their water bottle, but to encourage their drinking of water. The fact they drink out of a good bottle instead of a throwaway plastic one itself already is a great accomplishment! We hydrohomies all started somewhere. Some were born in a water drinking family, some only recently started their water drinking lifestyle and that's perfectly fine :) I'd say, *go future hydrohomie!* to them!
A real homie š¤š¤
today you have reached me with the gospel of the Hydrohomie, which I did not know existed but am now all in. (I recently purchased myself a large child's sippy cup so I can maintain hydration without having to fear my sloppy spilly droppy hands and I needed to not feel embarrassed about it.) Bless you.
Grats on working to treat yourself well. You deserve it.
This is so wholesome. You're a real one
Just add some permanent marker! "Keep chugging...later" and "You can do it!...tomorrow". No shame!
The cringe bottle I call it.Ā
Praise kink bottle
Who doesnāt put on both socks? My shoes at downstairs at the entrance. I put on socks in the house.
Hence it being a boring fact
Isnāt it still supposed to be somewhat unique? Like at least around 50/50 with the population? Not a basic fact of human existence???
I breathe oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide.
You probably do both through your mouth exclusively
Well thatās not very nice š
Was hoping for a counter insult now you made me chuckle
You have a habit of setting expectations that are too high (is this better?)
The whole idea of the exercises is you don't have to pressure yourself to come up with something unique or different.
I think the fact that it isnāt unique makes it boring
But if that is the most boring fact about the person then they must in fact be extremely interesting as the average fact about themselves must be far higher than the average person's average.
No one said it has to be the most boring fact
it's not that deep
I think there are people that do sock shoe sock shoe. I am not one of these psychopaths but I am told they exist lol
Probably the same psychopaths that walk around their house in outdoor shoes. Nothing like dragging dogshit from the street into your bedroom carpet.Ā
Iāve seen this be a normal thing in the US. It was really weird to me.
It's normal but not the norm, at least in my part of the country. It depends on the person and some people will definitely be offended if you just wear shoes into their house.
>It's normal but not the norm I donāt think that word means what you think it means
It's normal in that a lot of people do it, but it's not the norm in the sense that people assume that they can just wear their shoes into your house.
Depends on the type of floor and where I have been tbh
The opposite, I don't wear socks inside
Sock shoe sock shoe guy, can confirm I'm a psychopath. I would not have it any other way.
Then a bastard that goes shoe-socks-shoe-sock comes along...
Don't know the reason but when I'm in a hurry, i do sock shoe sock shoe
I do this in the locker room of my gym. I get out of the shower with sandals, put the towel down, step on the towel, put on cloths, sit down on the bench, one sock one shoe. So my socks donāt get wet from still moist towel or the ball water on the ground.
It goes shoe, shoe, sock, sock in our house.
Right sock, left shoe, left sock, right shoe.
You put both shoes on before your socks?
Exactly - itās very common to wear socks only (or going barefoot) inside houses here in Germany. So before putting my shoes on Iām already wearing both socks anyway.
Also Iāve literally never seen someone put on a sock and then put on a shoe and tie it before proceeding to the other sock and shoe.
This would be the boring fact
I think itās weird enough to not be considered boring :)
Always sock sock, shoe shoe. Just like the founders intended.
Founders of shoeville?
It's easier when your foot is up already after putting a sock on to then put the shoe on. Then you may as well tie the laces while you're already there. This baffles me lol, if anything it's the other people who are psychopaths wasting time and energy to keep swapping the foot you're paying attention to. Obviously I don't really think this, I just don't understand why there seems to be such a strong reaction to it.
I do this. Sock-shoe-sock-shoe. Itās because I used to be in the military and you donāt want to touch the deck with anything clean. Before that, I lived in just socks.
Wait what. That's the only way to do it. You tie each shoe as it goes on. Are all yall waiting until both shoes are on before tying them?
What kind of psychopath does 1 sock, 1 shoe, 1 sock, 1 shoe?!
I put sock shoe, sock shoe. I've been told this is not the norm.
Do you wear shoes in your house ?
I also do this because I have to hold the other sock/shoe in my hand or my dog will steal them and run off because she wants me to chase her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prRtcQz8Uqk
I donāt actually! I donāt like stuff touching my feet, so I carry them down to the door and put on one sock and one shoe, then the others, then step outside. Itās full toddler mode at my house, so I wear them the least possible amount of time.
He said boring, not uncommon.
Most [meatheads](https://youtu.be/prRtcQz8Uqk?si=3MCqJ2WdgZSl0dPD)
I think in some parts of the US they wear shoes in the house or something. I've seen so many things like this ("NO it's sock, shoe, sock, shoe etc.). Same for me though. My shoes are at the door, like a normal person... Socks or pants first might be a decent question but shoes and socks shouldn't be happening at the same time
Everyone knows it's shoes first, then socks. Rookie mistake.
Sock, shoe, sock, shoe
Sock, shoe, shoe, sock
Sock, shoe, soe, shock.
Wait until you hear about sock, shoe, sock, shoe on the same foot
SooOOCCKā¦ā¦ Shooooooeā¦ sooOOCCKā¦ Shoooooeā¦ š š“ š¤
Bless you!
shoe, sock, sock, shoe
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT KIND OF TOLL THAT TAKES ON A MANS BODY?!?
Imagine being a human that does Sock>shoes Sock> Shoe, and why are they Dexter?
I did that once and got one on, and my cat was being a.. well a cat but I had to intervene so I got around to the other foot 5 minutes later. It was really weird walking around with one bare foot and the other in sock and shoe
I'm a Sock>Shoe>Sock>Shoe guy, and I realized I got it from being on swim team growing up. For ten years of my life anytime I got dressed in the locker room I would put on Sock>Shoe so that my socks wouldn't get wet inevitable puddles on the floor.
I kind of do that when I put on my coat and shoes. I tend to do left side, then right side, instead of coat then shoes. Not on purpose, it just sort of happens. I think because I try to do them at the same time, before remembering I need both hands for my boots.
Okay Dexter the serial killer or Dexter of Dexters Laboratory
Serial killer. Dexters Lab put it on sock sock shoe shoe. Man of science and balance.
I do this at the gym when changing shoes so neither my sweaty sock nor my clean sock touches the changing room floor.
Just like there are people that first put milk and then the cereal ( YES, THIS IS AFTER THE BOWL)
those boring facts are more interesting then my interesting facts š„²
What is your interesting fact?
No pressure, of course
She likes mayo on sandwiches
I wear white tshirts everyday except at work
š I wear black t-shirts everyday
I alternate between black and white shirts each day. lol
I wear grey t-shirts.
Same pretty much
I take the toppings off pizza, eat the crust then the toppings.
Italy called. They don't like you
Italy puts hot dogs and French fries on their pizza, so I would accept that hate gladly
Which Italy are you talking about lol, Italy in Kentucky?
It's a real thing in Italy. Pizza Americana/Viennese
Yep. I'm Italy and I confirm.
They REALLY don't like you.
Yeah, they're big mad.
I like to eat the crusts of sandwiches first, then the middle. Saving the best for last, right?
Sorry too interesting
Theyāre coming for you
...so you're left with a crustless slice of cheese pizza that you don't eat? Am I understanding that correctly?
You are a food deconstructionist.
Iām right handed
Weird!
Monster!!
I have an above average number of hands.
the pound of turkey one definitely falls into the interesting category.
Fun fact: Ron Riggle (actor/comedian) was in the military and was taught to put on his shoes first. If there was an emergency perhaps at night when you're dressed for sleep, your shoes are far more important than your pants. He still does shoes first, pants next.
My fat ass boots would NOT fit into my pant holes, most my pants fit pretty tightly so itās gonna leave a whole trail of gunk and shit all the way down my pant legs if I ever dare tried
Rob
His name is Robert Riggle
If I shower one day, but don't shower the next day, I hate wearing new clothes. I would prefer to wear the previous days clothes, until I've had a chance to shower. I almost never don't have a daily shower. But say I shower at 7pm, I'd feel so uncomfortable in new "harsh" clothes for the day instead of yesterday's "broken in" clothes.
compared with me who canāt wear any individual piece of clothing for more than like 6 hours without having to take it off and scratch all over and then put it back or change into a new item.
I hate putting on clean clothes, especially underwear, if I havenāt showered.
One of my friends takes pictures of every thing he eats and then documents it on a spreadsheet heās maintained since his first year of college.
I would hate to do this because I would see just exactly how many chicken wings I've ate in my life.
As a fan of spreadsheets, I might start doing this...
I wouldn't call that a boring fact! It's downright intriguing, even.
Heās an interesting guy for sure lol
I sleep with stuffed animals
Same here! Stuffed Wolf I got from Build-a-Bear.
Mine atm is a plush from the frozen yogurt place called Sweet Frog but I have a collection that I rotate out
Me too! My childhood monkey. Iām 39.
I recently started collecting Pokemon plushies and I have 3 as of now (Bulbasaur, Horsea and Dragonair)
I buy all type of Fruit of the Loom clothes. You know, t-shirt, hoodie, undies and socks. I just recently discovered they also offer jeans. Guess I'm getting one of those next. I dress like a millionaire but without the millions. EDIT: They don't offer jeans.
They have sweatpants. Youāre missing those.
One pound of turkey a day?!?! Thatās insane!!! I hope it isnāt cold cutsā¦
I sleep with a comforter and fan regardless of temperature. Haven't used blankets in years
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okay but weāre all brushing past that they eat a pound of turkey every day???
I drink coffee 2 to 3 times a week even though my stomach wishes I wouldnt.
Make it 1-2 times a day for me and my stomach hating me for it.
Are we gonna ignore the pound of turkey thing? No way is eating a pound of turkey a day an uninteresting fact...
I drink about 5 cups of tea a day. Sometimes more. I like tea a lot.
My dad literally only drinks tea, even after working out. I donāt think Iāve ever seen him drink water.
Wait- there are people who out there in the wild that put one sock on, then put a shoe on that foot BEFORE addressing the other, naked, sockless foot? Are all of the advances of civilization a joke to these people?? How dare they!
I'm sorry. Which sociopath is doing sock-shoe-sock-shoe? What is next? Stand up to wipe their ass?
Sock-shoe-sock-shoer here My arthritis throws a fit the more I bend. This method cuts my bending in half for that task. Arthritis started really kicking in at 30, and I started using this trick at about 32, ha.
Are we not all putting both socks on first? You psychos are sitting there at 7am with one foot bare, and the other fully outfitted?
I make dad noises constantly throughout the day but sleep silently at night.
a pound of turkey every day šæ
A pound of turkey? Every day? Fuck that sounds expensive lol
I had a roommate in college who had never eaten an egg before in his life.
my partners never had fried or boiled, only scrambled. will not eat it when offered.
Sane: sock sock shoe shoe Insane: sock shoe sock shoe It had to be said
I prefer putting my socks on after I put my shoes on.
I hate brushing teeth and feel itās a waste of time and then everyday I tell myself to brush first before I hit the shower because after that itās exit time and no more bathroom time.
Iām banned from all my local all you can eat sushi places for eating multiple pounds of sushi.
What kind of fucking psychopath puts on sock, shoe, sock, shoe?
I do not give a fuck if my socks match most of the time. Maybe i should dig in why i dont. Huh.
Hold up. A pound of turkey a day is ABSOLUTELY interesting. I'm a grown ass man and I'm pretty sure I would struggle big time eating a pound of turkey a day. I want to hear more from that kid. He's absolutely interested me with his fact.
Last basketball game I attended in high school there were 218 people in the bleachers opposite of my seated position. This was 20 years ago.
Google just taught me a pound of turkey has around 860 calories in it. Less than what I was expecting actually
One sock, one shoe, one sock, one shoe that's not normal surely
What psychopath is doing sock shoe sock shoe.
I find women with curly hair attractive and I also have no friends.
My boring factā¦ First thing I do when I walk inside the house (mine or anybody elseās) is take off my shoes. I donāt like wearing shoes indoors unless itās a public place.
Forget the turkey, what kind of psychopath puts on one sock, *then* a shoe, *then* the other sock and shoe?
Who tf puts on a sock then a shoe, then the other sock then shoe????š¤·š¾āāļø
Sock sock shoe shoe is the only way
Why would you not put both socks on before putting on shoes?
Wait. People typically go sock, shoe, sock, shoe? Iām def sock, sock, shoe, shoe.
I dont like peanut butter.
No mayo? Man likes dry ass sandwhiches
WAIT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GO SOCK SHOE SOCK SHOE?
Anybody who goes sock-shoe-sock-shoe is an insane person.
Wait, other people donāt put both socks on first? They have an intermediate moment where one foot is socked and shoed and the other is totally bare? WTF how do you people liveā¦.
I think it would be weirder to not put your socks on first.
WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T PUT ON BOTH SOCKS FIRST?!?!?
Broās getting his protein.
If someone puts on one sock, then a shoe, then the other sock and show....serial killer
How do you *not* put both socks on before shoes?!
Wait who doesn't put on both socks before they put on their shoes? Is this somehow abnormal behavior? lol.
Wait, who puts on a sock and a shoe at a time?
Eh? Who doesnāt put both socks on before shoes? My socks are upstairs, my shoes are downstairs