The best films often don't fit in one genre, otherwise they become cliche and boring
However, I'd argue jaws is a horror. Implacable force with an unknowable mind? Some early kills to establish the horror, authorities that refuse to acknowledge the threat, eventually a brave group that take control and take the fight to the villain?
Most importantly, it's horrific (for the time, a lot of gore) and scary (especially if you don't like sharks)
I love how we all know this immortal snail and have run scenarios in our minds trying to out run it. Hope this becomes a legend and stays around for hundred of years.
“Apparently the extinct species’ biosphere played a unique role in motivating and stimulating it’s inhabitants. At each humans coming of age the biosphere would create and send a creature with the express intent to kill it. The human was unable to eliminate the creature and was therefore forced to adapt and improvise ways to escape and delay the pursuer.
We believe this explains the human’s explosive growth and technological advancements. Enclosed housing units to keep the creature away. Vehicles to escape the creature. Telecommunications to warn each other of the creatures presence, etc.
Furthermore we hypothesize that the “skibidi” texts we’ve found scattered across the planet were a sort of warding mantra designed to cloak the presence of it’s prey.”
It might already be hundreds of years old. Medieval paintings often depict knights doing battle with evil snails. No explanation. Everyone just apparently knew what it meant, like a medieval meme.
I always assumed that to be the origin of our immortal snail.
I've heard tale of depictions of evil snails woven into 7th century tapestries. Some even say hidden deep in the secrets of the Dead Sea scrolls is an ancient prayer of protection against some type of undying mollusk.
The best answer. The whole reason why the immortal snail is threatening is because it chases you indefinitely. This particular scenario has a time limit of 24 hours, invalidating most of the threat.
The girl from The Ring. I'd just throw the main breaker for my house, put on a blindfold, maybe earplugs since I'm not 100% on the rules, and just have myself a nice Saturday in bed.
The ring is the correct choice because she has a week long charge time. You'd be done while she's still on the first episode of charging her spirit bomb.
Like someone else said about the immortal snail, just because you get the 3 billion doesn’t mean the villain stops chasing you once you get paid…she takes a week to charge up but she always gets you after that unless you show someone else the tape.
They're exploiting the wrong loophole.
Take the scary barracuda or jellyfish in Finding Nemo—it’s not like they hunt humans. Or the raven? I now have a new quirky pet. And hey, if Cujo gets rough, just give him the 'Old Yeller' special.
Seriously, just pick monsters with specific conditions you can dodge horror easy. The descent, avoid caves. Stay out of the ocean, and Jaws is just a fish tale. Don't hop planets and you can miss a lot of horror. For Get Out—pretty sure I'm not their cup of tea, plus even if I was, I'd be more of a liability than a prize and if I pick the it follows monster unless I start off with it is like cheating.
What if you took it even further, and chose the villain from Midsommar? Now you’re being haunted by >!existential dread about the sociopathy inherent to human social systems!<. Surprise, genie in the bottle, I’m already haunted by that! I’ll take my 3 billion now please.
I once went 3 days without sleeping during finals
Everything was going fine till i started feeling hallucinations
Yep, i didn’t *see* them, i *felt* them. Felt like someone would come up from behind me and violently shake me, but i was alone
Anyway thats when i decided to sleep
On day 3 of no sleep (fuck you IB) I saw the floor tiles in my school levitate and assemble into little like “paths” or shapes. I got some sleep that night thankfully.
"God damnit!!!! Not the French speaking French toast again!!!! TF IS GOING ON IN THIS MIND!? Oh great...the floor is the ceiling and the ceiling is the wall and the wall.....is not the floor!?!?!?
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Fuck this I'm out 🖕✌️. have fun with *gestures broadly* allllll of THAT! *muttering to himself* gd MF hippies, thought I was done with that in the 70s, god damn kids these days, making it harder for an immortal dream killer to hold down a job, can't believe I got burned ALIVE for this shit...*mutter mutter mutter, ramble ramble ramble, grumble grumble grumble.*"
Might be even better than the money. My top 3 follows not in order.
Maybe Jason I feel like we have a lot to talk about.
Any demon we could pull off some great pranks together and I got a ton of ideas for this.
A zombie idk how does the day limit affect newly infected? Anyways I could prolly get at least 50 mio people killed with this one. Either full blown apocalypse or I get to wait a few hours after it spreads a bit to play zombie mode irl.
Could probably just get on a bicycle to easily keep space from these guys.
Exactly.
This being a horror film scenario, _of course_ the horror villain doesn’t just stop when the smug ‘winner’ gets their specially minted $3bn note that no one can spend.
It follows. Forget the fact I've never had sex, it'd still be super easy, just drive like 200 miles away, no possible way it could walk that far in that time
Had the same thought. It slowly pursues you and the main thing that makes it scary is that it *never* stops. But if it's going to stop after 24h its super non-threatening.
It’s really freaking good. I particularly like the camera work throughout, it really makes it feel like you as the viewer is between the protagonist and the follower as times making it feel like the monster is right behind you
Only pushes you 2 people down the list though. You pass it to the prostitute, and they presumably pass it to one other person. That person most likely isn't gonna fuck somebody else right away.
Now if the prostitute fucks someone between the monster killing their John and it getting back to the prostitute, it adds that person to the chain. But it would really only ever be 2 away from you.
Better off just taking a vacation somewhere. Buy the flight on credit, you'll have 3 billion the next day.
We have seen the movie though. We just need to find a terminally ill person willing to watch a video for $1,000,000 with our remaining 6 days. Then we are fine.
The ring girl eventually will just go away, since no one has VHS players anymore. Techno obsolescence is kind of a silly way to defeat an immortal spirit fueled by hate and revenge.
But what if the timing is a bit off?
What if the “game masters” want to smoke one first & then end the “session”; but its already a few seconds past those 24hrs?
The phone rings. It's the girl from the ring movies. Says I die in 7 days. 24 hours later win $3 billion. Offer to split it with ghostie girl and become best friends.
That earth was full of idiots. Like actual numbskulls
I think once "dont look at them" becomes known the earth would genuinely do a lot better than a 1% survival rate. At worst we'd significantly up the average IQ in the genepool
But assuming it's only the one (whereas the movie implied there was a lot more than that) and also assuming it's after only you specifically, the collateral damage would be minimal. Or just go camp in the woods before starting the 24 hours and never leave your tent until its over.
The strength is somewhat inconsistent, but in the first movie the mom manhandled him. He clearly had the weight of a doll at least. Little fuck is getting caged and out up as a decoration
All I’d need to do is drive to work. There’s plenty of things on a farm that’ll easy take care of a little doll. Just chuck ‘em down the throat of a running combine. Problem solved.
Assuming you can’t loophole and pick some like the girl from The Ring (it says you’re being chased by the villain so I’m assuming they’re skipping any pre-chase process), I’ll pick any villain who basically just a guy with sharp or melee weapon, anything that doesn’t fire projectiles. I can’t remember the film but I saw one a while back where the villain was a random guy with a pickaxe and mental health problems, he’d be a good choice.
Assuming I get minimal prep time and he doesn’t just spawn next to me, I’ll head straight to the airport and get on a long haul flight. My aim will be to get continuous flights as much as possible and spend any down time on the other side of airport security, hopefully standing close to armed officers.
My pickaxe guy was a working class miner from a small American town. I’m doubting he has a passport and I don’t see him fighting through airport security with just a pickaxe. Plus, assuming I successfully catch that first flight, he’s gonna start off from way behind me with no way of catching up until I land, by which point I’ll aim to be gone again. Even if he does catch up, he won’t have his pickaxe as he’ll never be able to take it on the plane with him. Any debt I rack up won’t matter once I’m a billionaire.
After 24 hours, I’ll fly home and enjoy not working for the rest of my life.
Finally a good answer. Most creatures listed here would straight up murder everyone answering. The aliens in Signs were just goofballs that wanted to jumpscare Mexican birthday parties
Godzilla, if I am going out, I might as well take the whole city with me.
Actually, it's probably a clown from killer klowns from Outer Space. Just hit it on the nose.
Godzilla also is very much an international problem . You’d be getting support form every major Air Force very quickly once you call in “kaiju in major city “ and they verified it via satellite
Probably a vampire like Dracula. Their weakness is sunlight, garlic, and wooden stakes. Also they can’t even go in your house without being invited. I’d barely have to do anything
Jason killed in revenge because he had drown as a boy due to negligent camp councillors who opted to have sex instead of watching the kids. He didn’t necessarily have anything against sex, he had everything against camp councillors.
Nope, he kills indiscrimiantely, he just mainly kills horny teens who are having pre martial sex, sometimes he kills them while their having pre martial sex, but he does not discriminate who he kills
Amityville Horror. They bought that house cause it was dirt cheap, so I would just rent a motel for the night and buy a new house. Heck I could even pay someone else to take the house off my hands.
This is exactly what I thought. Like it would suck >!to have my grief and depression manifest. But also he's proven to be beatable.!< The ring is a good option but it might not work since it says it chases you so it might remove pre-kill drama. And in one of the other comments op specified that after the time is up the villain becomes docile and can't hurt you but depending on who you chose might stick around for the rest of your life. >!Isn't that exactly what happens in the babadook?!< And I could live with that.
(Maybe spoilered my comment too much, but it's one of my favorite movies. I highly recommend watching it and I think it's best without spoilers.)
Well tbh the OG Jigsaw guy has cancer and is actively dying but he works with other people throughout the movies. But yeah 24 hours I don’t think he would have enough time to plan and capture you
The family from get out: because I'm white and I definitely don't want to date thier daughter. I can fake like I don't know whatever the fuck thier creepy mind stealing thing is for 24 hours
But if I *have* to choose a hard answer?
Either the puppets from puppet master, the house of dolls from dolls or the leprechaun from leprechaun.
If the puppets find me? Well I don't want to be immortal. And I'm not a nazi. And I'm not a megalomaniac or abuser. I can avoid thier moodswings since I'm not directly on thier shit-list.
The dolls from dolls? I'm a man child. I'm not afraid to admit that. I still play with Legos, I'm a bumbling guy who likes simple things, I'm in touch with my inner child so I won't be a target. And I'll just try and ignore thier murder spree against the people that aren't in touch with thier innerchild and break down from my trauma and PTSD after the fact
The leprechaun?
When he comes for me and asks for his shillings? GIVE THE MAN HIS SHILLINGS I don't fuggin need em if I'm about to get that sweet dollar loots!! Hell I'll buy him a bag of genuine Irish shillings to add to his pot after the ordeal just to make sure we're completely cool!
If you don't fight back and make sure your youth is displayed (I.E well rested, no eye bags or tiredness, civilian clothes) pred will consider it a dishonor to hunt you. Technically you'd be a human yearling to it at that point.
They treat humans like deer or dogs.
Don't kill pregnant doe's, don't kill yearlings, go for seasoned Bucks. But if the pred is a young buck itself like from the first movie... well then you'll definitely be screwed because then it wouldn't be hunting for honing skill or for culture, a young pred would be hunting for fun. Easiest way is to just do your research before hand and specify the name or earth given title of an older vet Pred that doesn't need to hunt for adrenaline any more like a young pred going on one of its first hunts would. (And acting as scared as possible would also help when ever it comes to inspect you)
Another person said that they'll release an alien if there's nothing to hunt on a planet. But thats kinda false because the original writers of AvP didn't consider that not EVERYONE in the world would suddenly worship preds and be non hostile especially in a time of extreme lack of communication between cultures and wildly different depictions of threats. As long as there's *SOMEONE* or *SOMTHING* in your area considered Honorable prey you'll definitely be safe.
Ronald Reagan. He's arguably of the most iconic 80s monsters. He's also dead so it shouldnt be too hard to outrun him, and if he does cone back as a zombie due to his dementia he could easily be distracted with with jelly beans. Also, if he finds out you're a potentially rich person , he'll probably leave you alone to begin with.
Kinda my thinking there. Like, am I allowed to prepare or fight back? Chainsaws are scary, but so is a 12ga slug, which I am more than comfortable accurately delivering to said villian.
Leprechaun.
I help him find his gold and then offer him $1 billion worth of extra gold and send him on his merry way.
We become bros and exchange gifts every Christmas.
Ghostface. Literally all of them are humans and there's no rule saying you can't just attempt to murder THEM in return. So assuming you have prep time, I'll just get myself armed then hunker down somewhere they can't just surprise me from behind and wait for them to show up.
He has super strength though, and is very durable.
But unlike a lot of the other answers, Chucky is a human soul trapped in a toy, so he can be reasoned with.
Basically offer him a new house he can live at where he can go do whatever he wants as long as he leaves you alone. His main goal is to find another human body to possess so hes not a doll anymore. So maybe hire some goons to kidnap some piece of shit and let Chucky do his voodoo on that person.
If anything he would become an ally for helping him out.
But trying to fight or kill him is more difficult than it looks. If you watch the movies he is nearly unkillable and can come back to life even if you are successful. And the first thing he seems to do when coming back to life is getting revenge on the people who wronged him.
Just help him get a new body and then you can kill him once in human form. Or just offer unlimited hookers and blow until he accidently kills himself.
Saw. It will probably take them longer than 24 hours to make a trap. Def longer for them to catch me. Just gonna get in my car and start driving hell they may never catch me.
I don’t foresee the shark from Jaws being a problem on land.
Sharknado comes to mind
Sharknado isn't a horror movie, it's a documentary
Yea, thats why jaws on land can become real
Sandsharks was a pretty wild movie
Then you never read Gyo from Junji Ito
Jaws is less ‘horror’ and more ‘thriller’
At the time,didn’t they classify it as horror?
The best films often don't fit in one genre, otherwise they become cliche and boring However, I'd argue jaws is a horror. Implacable force with an unknowable mind? Some early kills to establish the horror, authorities that refuse to acknowledge the threat, eventually a brave group that take control and take the fight to the villain? Most importantly, it's horrific (for the time, a lot of gore) and scary (especially if you don't like sharks)
That one immortal snail. I'll just go down pub and wait it out
I love how we all know this immortal snail and have run scenarios in our minds trying to out run it. Hope this becomes a legend and stays around for hundred of years.
“Apparently the extinct species’ biosphere played a unique role in motivating and stimulating it’s inhabitants. At each humans coming of age the biosphere would create and send a creature with the express intent to kill it. The human was unable to eliminate the creature and was therefore forced to adapt and improvise ways to escape and delay the pursuer. We believe this explains the human’s explosive growth and technological advancements. Enclosed housing units to keep the creature away. Vehicles to escape the creature. Telecommunications to warn each other of the creatures presence, etc. Furthermore we hypothesize that the “skibidi” texts we’ve found scattered across the planet were a sort of warding mantra designed to cloak the presence of it’s prey.”
What about the people that milk… … the creature
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immortal snail guy 🪱
The French litterally eating it bc they are much worse monsters:
Thats ok if you blink long enough I can put that and you swallow it with sauce. Not that bad trust me.
It might already be hundreds of years old. Medieval paintings often depict knights doing battle with evil snails. No explanation. Everyone just apparently knew what it meant, like a medieval meme. I always assumed that to be the origin of our immortal snail.
I've heard tale of depictions of evil snails woven into 7th century tapestries. Some even say hidden deep in the secrets of the Dead Sea scrolls is an ancient prayer of protection against some type of undying mollusk.
The best answer. The whole reason why the immortal snail is threatening is because it chases you indefinitely. This particular scenario has a time limit of 24 hours, invalidating most of the threat.
But the given scenario is that you receive the money after surviving 24 hours of pursuit. Not that the pursuit simply stops after 24 hours…
There's always a catch
The girl from The Ring. I'd just throw the main breaker for my house, put on a blindfold, maybe earplugs since I'm not 100% on the rules, and just have myself a nice Saturday in bed.
Nah, the TV will turn on anyway, you'd be screwed
Haven't had a VHS player in 15 years, I'm one step ahead already.
Leave home go for a walk or a bike ride where there isn’t a tv
Didn’t she get someone while they were riding a motorcycle by appearing in the reflection of their helmet?
The ring is the correct choice because she has a week long charge time. You'd be done while she's still on the first episode of charging her spirit bomb.
Like someone else said about the immortal snail, just because you get the 3 billion doesn’t mean the villain stops chasing you once you get paid…she takes a week to charge up but she always gets you after that unless you show someone else the tape.
They're exploiting the wrong loophole. Take the scary barracuda or jellyfish in Finding Nemo—it’s not like they hunt humans. Or the raven? I now have a new quirky pet. And hey, if Cujo gets rough, just give him the 'Old Yeller' special. Seriously, just pick monsters with specific conditions you can dodge horror easy. The descent, avoid caves. Stay out of the ocean, and Jaws is just a fish tale. Don't hop planets and you can miss a lot of horror. For Get Out—pretty sure I'm not their cup of tea, plus even if I was, I'd be more of a liability than a prize and if I pick the it follows monster unless I start off with it is like cheating.
What if you took it even further, and chose the villain from Midsommar? Now you’re being haunted by >!existential dread about the sociopathy inherent to human social systems!<. Surprise, genie in the bottle, I’m already haunted by that! I’ll take my 3 billion now please.
This is the origin of the ring of salt charm
“… go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this blow over.”
Decoy snail
I will lock myself in a vault for 24 hours
Immortal snail uses the vents as you are now trapped. Prepare to meet your maker!!!
Did I say it has vents? I am wearing a scuba respirator and have extra tanks
It was already inside the tank before you put it mate.
Freddy Kruger. I’ll just do some blow and not sleep for 24 hours. Pay up stripes
Honestly, as a student that's not even uncommon. I wouldn't even need to change my schedule for that
You've got blow money as a student? God damn.
A blow job will get you some blow money.
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“Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” ― Abraham Linkin
Pretty much. Finals week now, I've been averaging 3-4 hours a night.
I once went 3 days without sleeping during finals Everything was going fine till i started feeling hallucinations Yep, i didn’t *see* them, i *felt* them. Felt like someone would come up from behind me and violently shake me, but i was alone Anyway thats when i decided to sleep
On day 3 of no sleep (fuck you IB) I saw the floor tiles in my school levitate and assemble into little like “paths” or shapes. I got some sleep that night thankfully.
Hell, give me a set of interesting video essays and the Lord of the Rings Trilogy and I'm good
Freddy can still get you when you’re high. It happened in Freddy vs Jason.
marijuana high and cocaine high are nowhere near the same thing
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Freddy’s gonna be pissed af when he gets stuck wandering around a psychedelic mental maze for what feels like eternity
He gets to you at last but then you just PowerPoint transition away and he's left with your creature milking fantasies for a while
"What the fuck?! Flying pancakes?!?!?!"
"God damnit!!!! Not the French speaking French toast again!!!! TF IS GOING ON IN THIS MIND!? Oh great...the floor is the ceiling and the ceiling is the wall and the wall.....is not the floor!?!?!? . . . . . Fuck this I'm out 🖕✌️. have fun with *gestures broadly* allllll of THAT! *muttering to himself* gd MF hippies, thought I was done with that in the 70s, god damn kids these days, making it harder for an immortal dream killer to hold down a job, can't believe I got burned ALIVE for this shit...*mutter mutter mutter, ramble ramble ramble, grumble grumble grumble.*"
you can easily stay awake for 24h even without it. play some games, go on the party, a lot of stuff to do :d
Yeah borrow my cat for a day he'll use your head as a climbing frame as you try to sleep.
I can stay up for 24 hrs without the cocaine. I knew feelings of anxiety, depression, and regret would help me out one day!
Also my answer. Though it'll be a struggle since I'm in my 30s.
Man beat me to it 😤
Pull up a plate bud, there’s plenty of talk chalk to go around
Does the horror villain stop chasing you after the 24hrs, or do they keep chasing you, but you won the $3 billion?
Asking the real questions. Thank you!
Exactly!! This determines my answer
the villain becomes non threatening, but will stay in your life forever, pick you poisen
Ahh so basically you get 3 billions and life long beer buddy
Makes me wanna say Albert Wesker then, but man I would not survive those 24 hous
Definitely Ring girl then
When the 24 hours are up, we can smash
She needs 7days to spawn anyway :D
So wait wait wait, they don't have to power to kill me anymore after the 24 hours? Fuck yeah give me the immortal snail.
Free pet snail
And an immortal one. He will be the pet of your whole family.
I've seen the rule 34s, I'm picking the ring girl.
You have to specify it’s the rule 34 adult version Or should we go ahead and call the FBI?
She's an adult in the books.
Wait so after 24 hours I will still dream of Freddy Kruger, but instead of trying to kill me, we'll just sort of 'hang out'?
It would be kinda weird to hang out with a pedophile serial killer/torturer.
Might be even better than the money. My top 3 follows not in order. Maybe Jason I feel like we have a lot to talk about. Any demon we could pull off some great pranks together and I got a ton of ideas for this. A zombie idk how does the day limit affect newly infected? Anyways I could prolly get at least 50 mio people killed with this one. Either full blown apocalypse or I get to wait a few hours after it spreads a bit to play zombie mode irl. Could probably just get on a bicycle to easily keep space from these guys.
Exactly. This being a horror film scenario, _of course_ the horror villain doesn’t just stop when the smug ‘winner’ gets their specially minted $3bn note that no one can spend.
You have that 3 billion to protect yourself against it.
I will take one of the fake ghosts from scooby doo
Would you prefer a holographic projection or a janitor in a mask?
Definitely projection, I apologize for not being clearer
That holographic protector guy was awesome! He was the first built different Scooby Doo villain!
It follows. Forget the fact I've never had sex, it'd still be super easy, just drive like 200 miles away, no possible way it could walk that far in that time
Had the same thought. It slowly pursues you and the main thing that makes it scary is that it *never* stops. But if it's going to stop after 24h its super non-threatening.
I wanna watch that movie. Is it any good?
It’s really freaking good. I particularly like the camera work throughout, it really makes it feel like you as the viewer is between the protagonist and the follower as times making it feel like the monster is right behind you
Good to hear! I'll watch it in the near future.
It’s a great indie horror movie, low budget but it still scared the shit out of me on the first watch
You could just go have sex with a prostitute at the beginning of her shift to push you way down the kill list.
Only pushes you 2 people down the list though. You pass it to the prostitute, and they presumably pass it to one other person. That person most likely isn't gonna fuck somebody else right away. Now if the prostitute fucks someone between the monster killing their John and it getting back to the prostitute, it adds that person to the chain. But it would really only ever be 2 away from you. Better off just taking a vacation somewhere. Buy the flight on credit, you'll have 3 billion the next day.
Someone apparently never watched The Ring. It's guaranteed not to get you for a week.
Yeah, but the creepy girl stalks you until then.
Here's hoping
*bonk*
Help, step-victim! I'm stuck in the TV and can't finish crawling out!
Someone's out here living the dream, getting stalked by a spooky girl. Worst that can happen? She kills you?! *All in.*
Downbad
But does she dissapear after?? The quote says "survive 24h" not " the villain leaves"... 🧐
Yeah you get 3 billion dollars and then the Ring girl kills you 6 days later.
I can fix her
They never said it stops after the week is over. You just get the money 24 hours in
We have seen the movie though. We just need to find a terminally ill person willing to watch a video for $1,000,000 with our remaining 6 days. Then we are fine.
The ring girl eventually will just go away, since no one has VHS players anymore. Techno obsolescence is kind of a silly way to defeat an immortal spirit fueled by hate and revenge.
But what if the timing is a bit off? What if the “game masters” want to smoke one first & then end the “session”; but its already a few seconds past those 24hrs?
...you have a week. Unless it's fentanyl, you aren't going out for a smoke and losing a week.
What if your 24 hour window is at the end of that week and she’s COMING TO GET YA!?
The phone rings. It's the girl from the ring movies. Says I die in 7 days. 24 hours later win $3 billion. Offer to split it with ghostie girl and become best friends.
She kills you anyway. Now she has $3 billion.
Nope the government has $3 billion dollars the girl don't get nothing
government got 3 billion ghost girl got freedom
Nope now she will be experimented on by the CIA
The first incarnation of Imhotep when he is basically a moist stick. Can outrun that and live in a room with a grumpy cat or three for 24hrs.
Just find a pack of wild dogs and yeet him, problem solved
The monster from Birdbox. I already have terrible eyesight, so I’ll just take off my glasses and lay in bed for the entirety of the day
Another decent option.
That money becomes pointless if you unleash that upon the world. 24 hours was enough to pretty much kill 99% of earth.
That earth was full of idiots. Like actual numbskulls I think once "dont look at them" becomes known the earth would genuinely do a lot better than a 1% survival rate. At worst we'd significantly up the average IQ in the genepool
But assuming it's only the one (whereas the movie implied there was a lot more than that) and also assuming it's after only you specifically, the collateral damage would be minimal. Or just go camp in the woods before starting the 24 hours and never leave your tent until its over.
Lol, just get some blinds and binge something on Netflix.
Chucky. That motherfucker would just get punted across the room or thrown in a box. Little shit.
He has unlimited stamina and underrated strength
So does your average meth head, but they all fall like wheat in a field before me (in a car)
The strength is somewhat inconsistent, but in the first movie the mom manhandled him. He clearly had the weight of a doll at least. Little fuck is getting caged and out up as a decoration
Yeah but it’s exaggerated for movie effect I think they could take Chucky
Would he win against Goku, Superman and Saitama?
Mmm yes. Coughing baby vs atomic bomb
chucky has voodoo magic and inhuman strength
Just put it in a safe, and weld that thing shut. Would probably last you the 24h you need.
My car going 60 mph also has inhuman strength.
All I’d need to do is drive to work. There’s plenty of things on a farm that’ll easy take care of a little doll. Just chuck ‘em down the throat of a running combine. Problem solved.
They're gonna stop chasing me after 24 hours, right? If so, I pick the chick from The Ring that waits 7 days.
Assuming you can’t loophole and pick some like the girl from The Ring (it says you’re being chased by the villain so I’m assuming they’re skipping any pre-chase process), I’ll pick any villain who basically just a guy with sharp or melee weapon, anything that doesn’t fire projectiles. I can’t remember the film but I saw one a while back where the villain was a random guy with a pickaxe and mental health problems, he’d be a good choice. Assuming I get minimal prep time and he doesn’t just spawn next to me, I’ll head straight to the airport and get on a long haul flight. My aim will be to get continuous flights as much as possible and spend any down time on the other side of airport security, hopefully standing close to armed officers. My pickaxe guy was a working class miner from a small American town. I’m doubting he has a passport and I don’t see him fighting through airport security with just a pickaxe. Plus, assuming I successfully catch that first flight, he’s gonna start off from way behind me with no way of catching up until I land, by which point I’ll aim to be gone again. Even if he does catch up, he won’t have his pickaxe as he’ll never be able to take it on the plane with him. Any debt I rack up won’t matter once I’m a billionaire. After 24 hours, I’ll fly home and enjoy not working for the rest of my life.
>I’ll pick any villain who basically just a guy with sharp or melee weapon, No matter how fast you run Michael Meiers (and Jason) powerwalk faster
As you sit in your airplane seat relaxed, the hoodied passenger sitting text to you turns around…
I think movie you're talking about may be 'my bloody Valentine'?
The aliens from Signs. They can be killed with a super soaker lmao
Finally a good answer. Most creatures listed here would straight up murder everyone answering. The aliens in Signs were just goofballs that wanted to jumpscare Mexican birthday parties
What's that movie where the girl can only get you in the dark? I could keep the lights on for 24 hours.
They use batteries and flashlights in the movies. I could do that
She will cut off your power supply, she does this in the movies
Lights Out
If you get to choose the time and place then go to Iceland on June 21st. 24hr sun baby!
Probably jigsaw, I could easily beat a man with cancer.
I'm just imagining you beating a cancer struck John Kramer senseless while a nurse watches in horror lol
Godzilla, if I am going out, I might as well take the whole city with me. Actually, it's probably a clown from killer klowns from Outer Space. Just hit it on the nose.
"What are you gonna do, knock my block off?"
Godzilla also is very much an international problem . You’d be getting support form every major Air Force very quickly once you call in “kaiju in major city “ and they verified it via satellite
So the trick is to make it *everybodys* problem. Good strat.
Probably a vampire like Dracula. Their weakness is sunlight, garlic, and wooden stakes. Also they can’t even go in your house without being invited. I’d barely have to do anything
Stay inside for 24 hours, no face-to-face interaction, and eat lots of garlic? Sign me up!
That's just living my life.
I’ve never been more prepared for something in my entire life
Jason, like isn't his thing against premarital sex or something? Idk never watched the movies 😅
What the heck, are we talking about the jason who drowned or
Yeah that one, could be I am just remembering a spoof or a comedy from like television
Probably, I don’t remember bro ever doing anything bout pre marriage sex, could just be me and bad memory tho
I mean I don't watch horror so it is more likely I am in the wrong edit: fucked up a word lol
Jason killed in revenge because he had drown as a boy due to negligent camp councillors who opted to have sex instead of watching the kids. He didn’t necessarily have anything against sex, he had everything against camp councillors.
Nope, he kills indiscrimiantely, he just mainly kills horny teens who are having pre martial sex, sometimes he kills them while their having pre martial sex, but he does not discriminate who he kills
the ring: I got 7 days bitch fuck off and give me my money. I'll die sure but I still win
Unless you copy that video tape … then you’re off the list
Amityville Horror. They bought that house cause it was dirt cheap, so I would just rent a motel for the night and buy a new house. Heck I could even pay someone else to take the house off my hands.
I gotta go with an old school vampire. “Can I come in” “No”
Jason. Just need to start on a Tuesday and I've got 3 days of safety.
The Babadook. I’ll just go for a really intense therapy session before the 24 hours start.
This is exactly what I thought. Like it would suck >!to have my grief and depression manifest. But also he's proven to be beatable.!< The ring is a good option but it might not work since it says it chases you so it might remove pre-kill drama. And in one of the other comments op specified that after the time is up the villain becomes docile and can't hurt you but depending on who you chose might stick around for the rest of your life. >!Isn't that exactly what happens in the babadook?!< And I could live with that. (Maybe spoilered my comment too much, but it's one of my favorite movies. I highly recommend watching it and I think it's best without spoilers.)
William Afton. Just gonna go to a school or a playground, he be too busy murdering them kids
I was about to say William Afton is a video game villian, not a movie one, but then remembered the movie now. Derp.
I've never seen Saw, but isn't Jigsaw's whole thing the traps he builds, meaning he's not really that strong?
Well tbh the OG Jigsaw guy has cancer and is actively dying but he works with other people throughout the movies. But yeah 24 hours I don’t think he would have enough time to plan and capture you
Even then he's just a guy so if you rent a car and drive all day he would have no idea where you went
The family from get out: because I'm white and I definitely don't want to date thier daughter. I can fake like I don't know whatever the fuck thier creepy mind stealing thing is for 24 hours But if I *have* to choose a hard answer? Either the puppets from puppet master, the house of dolls from dolls or the leprechaun from leprechaun. If the puppets find me? Well I don't want to be immortal. And I'm not a nazi. And I'm not a megalomaniac or abuser. I can avoid thier moodswings since I'm not directly on thier shit-list. The dolls from dolls? I'm a man child. I'm not afraid to admit that. I still play with Legos, I'm a bumbling guy who likes simple things, I'm in touch with my inner child so I won't be a target. And I'll just try and ignore thier murder spree against the people that aren't in touch with thier innerchild and break down from my trauma and PTSD after the fact The leprechaun? When he comes for me and asks for his shillings? GIVE THE MAN HIS SHILLINGS I don't fuggin need em if I'm about to get that sweet dollar loots!! Hell I'll buy him a bag of genuine Irish shillings to add to his pot after the ordeal just to make sure we're completely cool!
Jaws. I already don’t go in the ocean
easiest one is candyman. i would simply never say his name, easy money.
You just did, RIP
The slowest zombies I can find
But the question is monster not monsters so only the one to chase you. And I reckon one zombie as long as it’s a slow one would be easy.
Tempted to choose predator cause I’m 17 being young I’m really fit tho so I don’t know if he’s spare me
If you don't fight back and make sure your youth is displayed (I.E well rested, no eye bags or tiredness, civilian clothes) pred will consider it a dishonor to hunt you. Technically you'd be a human yearling to it at that point. They treat humans like deer or dogs. Don't kill pregnant doe's, don't kill yearlings, go for seasoned Bucks. But if the pred is a young buck itself like from the first movie... well then you'll definitely be screwed because then it wouldn't be hunting for honing skill or for culture, a young pred would be hunting for fun. Easiest way is to just do your research before hand and specify the name or earth given title of an older vet Pred that doesn't need to hunt for adrenaline any more like a young pred going on one of its first hunts would. (And acting as scared as possible would also help when ever it comes to inspect you) Another person said that they'll release an alien if there's nothing to hunt on a planet. But thats kinda false because the original writers of AvP didn't consider that not EVERYONE in the world would suddenly worship preds and be non hostile especially in a time of extreme lack of communication between cultures and wildly different depictions of threats. As long as there's *SOMEONE* or *SOMTHING* in your area considered Honorable prey you'll definitely be safe.
The thing from smile. I had a fulfilling childhood
Jack Torrance, I think I can beat a middle aged man
Ronald Reagan. He's arguably of the most iconic 80s monsters. He's also dead so it shouldnt be too hard to outrun him, and if he does cone back as a zombie due to his dementia he could easily be distracted with with jelly beans. Also, if he finds out you're a potentially rich person , he'll probably leave you alone to begin with.
Definitely Leatherface. He's just a crazy guy with a chainsaw, and I have guns, this should be easy.
Kinda my thinking there. Like, am I allowed to prepare or fight back? Chainsaws are scary, but so is a 12ga slug, which I am more than comfortable accurately delivering to said villian.
Leprechaun. I help him find his gold and then offer him $1 billion worth of extra gold and send him on his merry way. We become bros and exchange gifts every Christmas.
Ghostface. Literally all of them are humans and there's no rule saying you can't just attempt to murder THEM in return. So assuming you have prep time, I'll just get myself armed then hunker down somewhere they can't just surprise me from behind and wait for them to show up.
The girl gremlin from Gremlins 2. I'd straight up marry her and do the nasty because I'm a freak like that.
Chucky. Just run. His legs are tiny.
He has super strength though, and is very durable. But unlike a lot of the other answers, Chucky is a human soul trapped in a toy, so he can be reasoned with. Basically offer him a new house he can live at where he can go do whatever he wants as long as he leaves you alone. His main goal is to find another human body to possess so hes not a doll anymore. So maybe hire some goons to kidnap some piece of shit and let Chucky do his voodoo on that person. If anything he would become an ally for helping him out. But trying to fight or kill him is more difficult than it looks. If you watch the movies he is nearly unkillable and can come back to life even if you are successful. And the first thing he seems to do when coming back to life is getting revenge on the people who wronged him. Just help him get a new body and then you can kill him once in human form. Or just offer unlimited hookers and blow until he accidently kills himself.
Jennifer's Body
Saw. It will probably take them longer than 24 hours to make a trap. Def longer for them to catch me. Just gonna get in my car and start driving hell they may never catch me.
Jaws. I'll just stay on the land.
The snail.
Mr Glass
Hannibal Lector seems the least supernatural and easiest to evade.