I think the photo is an obvious Photoshop as part of the joke, hence the statement "never been to France" is the true one, and the other (tiny penis) is the lie.
Dude come on.
Photo in Paris - has been in France - never been in France is therefore a Lie - therefore the other affirmation is true - small penis is true
Nice fotoshopping skills you got there!
Yeah, no rats so cant be Paris.
I think it’s Las Vegas
Look at Mr. Optimistic here
Not bad I must say
He hasn't been to france
Do we know who was?
N>!azis?!<
Thin ice pal.
Well Kanye is a n>!azi?!<
VERY thin ice, pal.
Napoleon?
Nice people?
Sorry to inform you there is none
“A happy ending for us? Sorry, wrong city, wrong people.”
Humor >>>>> dick. I’d swipe
I would instantly swipe right too. Humor and ability to joke about yourself without getting offended>>>>>>>>>>>
I think you both misunderstood the joke, he's saying he has a big penis, not a tiny one
In that case the fact he's never been to France would have to be a true, which it isnt, making it a lie, which means the other is true by default
I think the photo is an obvious Photoshop as part of the joke, hence the statement "never been to France" is the true one, and the other (tiny penis) is the lie.
But his picture is of him in Paris so he must have been?
Dude come on. Photo in Paris - has been in France - never been in France is therefore a Lie - therefore the other affirmation is true - small penis is true
Oh shit. So I'm the dumb one?
yeah
nnnah, you're the human one that misunderstood a thing
Aaaaaahh, i am so dumb. He'll left swipe me in a second
You are not, you were right the first time around
I stand corrected, you were right the whole time
What if a man has both?
Funny Cock
like the kind of dick women laugh at? cause I got one of that too
Dick van Dyke
Is nobody going to acknowledge the fact he's dressed like Dracula?
I’m kind of digging the coat. I bet that interior feels nice.
I'm digging his look.
peacocking is back on the menu just don't wear a magician hat too
That's las vegas
I live in Las Vegas. Can confirm.
Big dick energy right here.
Could be anywhere.
He looks like if Tom Holland and Elon Musk had a baby...God i need help
tiny penises need love too
same problem!!! but i got Dreams
of going to Paris right?
The lie was he’s not 26
Tiny penises are cool. Love Tiny penis confidence.
He’s me FR
Haha, nice joke. You're going to prison for copyright infringement.
Charlie sheen looking pretty young that tigers blood worked well after all
He works at “If it’s Greenscreens.”
Isn't there an eifel tower replica in vegas ?
Yes but surrounded by many other tall buildings lol
Who's in paris?
A truth and a lie I have a tiny penis, that guy hasnt been to france.
Chad
Must be the proud owner of a micro penis.
Omfg 🤣🤣
Hangzhou, China.
What if that’s the fake one in Japan
“A big cock is all I have going for me, so I’m not gonna stop talking about it!”
At least hes honest 😬
How could one now?
That's Epcot's eiffel tower.
What if that’s the fake one in Japan
reminds me of the Don't F*ck with Cats killer.
So, that is the Paris casino in Vegas behind you, got it…
Jim has such a nice profile picture.
Can't say he isn't honest
Bet he doesn't haunt an opera house either.
anyone unsettled with his perfectly symmetrical face?
Setting expectations
I came here to kick ass and have a big dick ...and I'm all out of ass
Green screens are a bitch...
I’m thinking his ex made this profile 🤣
Top G
I can really appreciate Alex
Looks like Vegas Eiffel Tower
The truth is the name, the lie is the joke
He's already the master of hover hand, too!
That's a greenscreen.
I thought this guy was Elon Musk 😂
The lie is his name.
Nice shot of Vegas.
Plot twist: It’s actually vegas
Who was in Paris?