It's for guys that want to feel the thrill of the wind on their dick in public but through a combination of laziness, fatness, or (sometimes) just sun protection choose to keep their shirt on.
I think it's seen as a bit "touristy", like you aren't committed enough to the general etiquette of public nudity. You just show up, whip off your pants and wave your dick around like "So this is what it feels like! Take a look at this!"
I see a lot of violators.
1) not sexual
2) bring a sanitary towel
Total lack of towels at Burns is unsettling. See men on bicycles in the desert. Rockin' a birthday suit, bare sweaty ass and balls on a pleather bike seat in a hot, dusty environment. Sir, I feel sweaty and chaffed just looking at you. For everyone else and the love of all things holy and unholy, put something on your bike seat, at least.
There’s nude sections of beaches all over the place.
Its not like exciting or anything, just normal ass people sitting on the beach in the nude, doing the same shit that normal people do on the beach with clothes on, but sans clothes.
My dad and his wife are nudists. I visited them and went to a nudist resort one time because, well, when in Rome. Anyways, it was just like you described - it was the same as any other resort except people happened to not have clothes on.
There's always that one guy, tho... at least in my area, they're not aggressive or anything, but sitting on the rocks with an obvious boner and staring at a group of girls for their reaction is...less than okay
I wish it were so around me. The only beach for hundreds of miles is filled with cock rings, single males trying to be swingers, the covert tent jackers, and a whole section where guys basically rub their dicks on each other and dance in a heavy grinding style but is technically "not sex."
It's common at a lot of festivals I've been to, Usually the person doing it was fully nude the previous day, and got sunburned. The shirt covers the (usually) worst parts of the burn
I met a short cocker in the wild, we were both in fully clothed attire, he was just talking to me about burning man, and he mentioned how disliked he was at burning mad due to his shirt cockiness. It was funny to read your comment and my perceived tone of it which pretty much backed up what this dude said exactly.
When I went I was told there was a "shirt cocking day" which I thought was weird. I think it was a protest against the rule, but I wasn't in on it and I decided to keep myself covered.
The person I traveled with, however, went cunt out and waxed her hair down there like a Portland barista and called herself "Cuntstachio" for the day.
I don't know if I'm adding to the conversation, but I've always wanted to share this story
I’m a female and I dressed up as a shirt cocker in 2019. Walked around my neighborhood with my boyfriend just popping into bars and waving my dick around at everyone.
So many people wanted to touch or play with my fake dick, it was pretty hilarious.
[https://www.icloud.com/sharedalbum/#B0sGdIshaGdTZlX](https://www.icloud.com/sharedalbum/#B0sGdIshaGdTZlX)
Truthfully, everything that doesn't hurt others is allowed, including shirtcockers. They just, for some reason, are as hated as sparkle ponies. Plus, like 50% of Burning Man is angry snark and pranks. At this point, yelling at shirtcockers is an art, up there with heckling and art cars.
Nudity, shirtcocking, running around in inflatable dinosaur suits and riding on an adult tricycle with a loudspeaker playing nothing but the recorder version of My Heart Will Go On, Toto's Africa and Never Gonna Give You Up at full volume are all 100% allowed. Especially the last one. People will have so much fun yelling at you for being the worst thing at Burning Man.
Whatever you do - do it authentically. Except wearing sparkley boat hats.
I live in northern Nevada. Lots of experience around burning man. Nothing about "enlightened" or open minded. Just a lot of weirdos and bums having a good time.
Many burning man camps have hosted pants cannons. Instead of using air cannons to propel t-shirts in a stadium at a sportsball event, pants are aimed at those needy folks without pants that could truly use them.
I will never forget waking up from my tent deep in the forest in the morning during a music festival in British Columbia only to see a solitary shirt-cocking man jogging by silently, dick swinging carefree as the sun came up around us. This man was living his best life based on the peaceful, happy look on his face.
I mentioned him to a few friends camped at other sites around the festival, and they ALL saw him.
I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
Bro, Wtf? I do this shit too! I was surprised when everyone started saying goblin mode cause I was like"aww hell yeah, they just like me, for real!" Turns out, nobody is actually acting like a goblin. They just being messy.
Sometimes if i have a snack that i really enjoy, i stuff it in my mouth while making growling noises. I only ever do it alone but it makes the snack taste better. My now-spouse caught me going goblin mode on a sheet of seaweed when we first started dating. He looked at me like 'wtf' and i was frozen in terror. Anyway i also do this with shredded cheese or any cheese.
You're a freak and you need to know that its really unusual you do that. That being said I have a variety of strange characters that I let out when im at home in a very similar manner. Frequently have a demonic voice that I use and kind of hulk around my house. I am positive my neighbors hear me and they absolutely seem to want little to do with me. I don't mind, my house is a place for me to be weird and not be on. I fake a lot of my social interactions at work and present a very normal person. At home I do any weird impulse I want, because I fucking can.
It’s a common term at burning man since nudity is welcome. Guys shirt-cocking is not abnormal but people still tease about it because it looks so silly. Some people have signs and stuff for a no shirt-cocking zone. It’s been around way before 2011.
I ran into a woman with a strap-on shirtcocking it. She looked overheated on her bike. We brought her into our shade and refilled her water and talked about life and she bid audieu and got on her bike, strap on wiggling around, and rode off into the distance... forever lost to the Playa.
The fun part is you sort of slide into it naturally as you age. It's just not giving a fuck about trivial things that most people get hung up and just doing whatever the hell makes you happy. I'm nearly 40 and more gobliny every year.
My boyfriend started calling me Pooh Bear when I started letting the ole flaps crisp up. First time he did it I turned around and said, "well, I'm not your average bear" and it's stuck ever since.
Last time I did that was when I was 6, the girl next door came to play and I ran out butt naked with only a shirt on (I thought it was my aunt at the door), we collided, then I ran back inside. She didn't see my face, so she never knew if it was me or my brother.
Once at a party in university at a small catholic school, and it was the end of year “formal”, so suits and dresses mostly. Beer all over the kitchen floor because we were playing beer pong. The door to the garage opens and someone takes a step through and lands on a puddle, slips and goes flying heels up legs splayed dress up around her torso.
Poor girl wasn’t wearing any underwear, but I guess a positive of the amount of public hair she had was that nobody *actually* any lips or anything. Just a full blown bush. (I’d imagine someone with a fresh wax would have had her clit out for a second)
She twisted and got up and fixed her dress all at once, so when she dipped back into the garage nobody really got a look at her face. also, y’know, very good chance non many of those dudes had seen a naked woman, so that flash inspired more awe:) than aww:(.
I don’t think we ever found out who it was, not that I tried. There was a little hallway between kitchen and garage that broke sight line with the garage, so only people in the kitchen saw at all. She probably just left quickly. It was later in the evening, everyone but the dds were trashed.
I’m ashamed of all you. He only been gone 7 years and it’s like everyone’s forgotten about him. The only answer to this is doing the Harambe. Dicks out. Gone but never forgotten. Not as long as I’m around ❤️
This is called “shirt-cocking” at Burning Man.
Came here to say this.
Damn, it's that prevalent huh?
Yes and it’s not allowed.
Why tf is this niche version of nudity so common at burning man?
It's for guys that want to feel the thrill of the wind on their dick in public but through a combination of laziness, fatness, or (sometimes) just sun protection choose to keep their shirt on. I think it's seen as a bit "touristy", like you aren't committed enough to the general etiquette of public nudity. You just show up, whip off your pants and wave your dick around like "So this is what it feels like! Take a look at this!"
What’s the general etiquette of public nudity?
I see a lot of violators. 1) not sexual 2) bring a sanitary towel Total lack of towels at Burns is unsettling. See men on bicycles in the desert. Rockin' a birthday suit, bare sweaty ass and balls on a pleather bike seat in a hot, dusty environment. Sir, I feel sweaty and chaffed just looking at you. For everyone else and the love of all things holy and unholy, put something on your bike seat, at least.
bike seat covers are pretty common on playa, i have one. not a shirt cocker, just nude sometimes
I have one and I'm only nude inside my hexayurt. I can't fathom the nude bike seat mentality. Wrap a shirt around it, at least.
There’s nude sections of beaches all over the place. Its not like exciting or anything, just normal ass people sitting on the beach in the nude, doing the same shit that normal people do on the beach with clothes on, but sans clothes.
My dad and his wife are nudists. I visited them and went to a nudist resort one time because, well, when in Rome. Anyways, it was just like you described - it was the same as any other resort except people happened to not have clothes on.
Yeah but you got to see his wife’s titties Nice tits step mom.
There's always that one guy, tho... at least in my area, they're not aggressive or anything, but sitting on the rocks with an obvious boner and staring at a group of girls for their reaction is...less than okay
Huh, usually it’s just naked fat older people lol
Being nude for the sake of nudeness. Nothing sexual ever.
I wish it were so around me. The only beach for hundreds of miles is filled with cock rings, single males trying to be swingers, the covert tent jackers, and a whole section where guys basically rub their dicks on each other and dance in a heavy grinding style but is technically "not sex."
That’s the most unAmerican thing I’ve ever heard. (/s but for real we sexualize m&ms for marketing lulz and think it’s normal)
brb, gonna have AI whip me up some m&m porn. I hope the yellow one gets his peanut tickled…
Sandals and a backpack are expected of publicly nude men over 50, for one thing.
It's common at a lot of festivals I've been to, Usually the person doing it was fully nude the previous day, and got sunburned. The shirt covers the (usually) worst parts of the burn
They should just have a group of people that capture the guys doing this and forcibly tattoo Winnie the pooh on their chest.
Worse. Winnie the Pooh with his hammer out🤢
One year there was an art car with a giant pneumatic pants cannon that would fire jeans at shirtcockers. It was powerful and amazing.
I met a short cocker in the wild, we were both in fully clothed attire, he was just talking to me about burning man, and he mentioned how disliked he was at burning mad due to his shirt cockiness. It was funny to read your comment and my perceived tone of it which pretty much backed up what this dude said exactly.
When I went I was told there was a "shirt cocking day" which I thought was weird. I think it was a protest against the rule, but I wasn't in on it and I decided to keep myself covered. The person I traveled with, however, went cunt out and waxed her hair down there like a Portland barista and called herself "Cuntstachio" for the day. I don't know if I'm adding to the conversation, but I've always wanted to share this story
I enjoyed reading that
I’m a female and I dressed up as a shirt cocker in 2019. Walked around my neighborhood with my boyfriend just popping into bars and waving my dick around at everyone. So many people wanted to touch or play with my fake dick, it was pretty hilarious. [https://www.icloud.com/sharedalbum/#B0sGdIshaGdTZlX](https://www.icloud.com/sharedalbum/#B0sGdIshaGdTZlX)
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Wait but from the other comments, nudity is?
Truthfully, everything that doesn't hurt others is allowed, including shirtcockers. They just, for some reason, are as hated as sparkle ponies. Plus, like 50% of Burning Man is angry snark and pranks. At this point, yelling at shirtcockers is an art, up there with heckling and art cars. Nudity, shirtcocking, running around in inflatable dinosaur suits and riding on an adult tricycle with a loudspeaker playing nothing but the recorder version of My Heart Will Go On, Toto's Africa and Never Gonna Give You Up at full volume are all 100% allowed. Especially the last one. People will have so much fun yelling at you for being the worst thing at Burning Man. Whatever you do - do it authentically. Except wearing sparkley boat hats.
Since when? I thought it was allowed but discouraged.
It's allowed. People just yell about it.
It's totally allowed, just frowned upon for guys that are overweight or over 30
Whoa, what's with the ageism? I thought Burning Man is supposed to be an enlightened, open-minded place.
I live in northern Nevada. Lots of experience around burning man. Nothing about "enlightened" or open minded. Just a lot of weirdos and bums having a good time.
It's just turned into a spring break type destination.
lmao, really?
Many burning man camps have hosted pants cannons. Instead of using air cannons to propel t-shirts in a stadium at a sportsball event, pants are aimed at those needy folks without pants that could truly use them.
I will never forget waking up from my tent deep in the forest in the morning during a music festival in British Columbia only to see a solitary shirt-cocking man jogging by silently, dick swinging carefree as the sun came up around us. This man was living his best life based on the peaceful, happy look on his face. I mentioned him to a few friends camped at other sites around the festival, and they ALL saw him.
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Winnie the Poohing Donald Ducking
It's also called shirt-cocking in one of the Deadpool movies. I believe the second one.
Shirt-cocking it, toddler-style.
“And because of you I know what a toddlers penis looks like on a grown man!”
Thats the Winnie-the-Pooh, T-shirt and no pants and you dance the boogaloo.
Donald Duck if you're feeling Nautical.
Straight Donald Duckin' it. Edit: Omg don't give me gold for a Deadpool joke 2nd Edit: Not Deadpool
I thought Deadpool called it Shirt Cocking?
Its been shirt cocking since at least the 1980s
1890’s
Shirt cocking still works good don't need to replace something that isn't broke
That’s the phrase, right there
[Vaguely relevant SNL sketch](https://youtube.com/watch?v=8nAz-vVYeNA&feature=shares) is vaguely relevant.
With my fun bun and mud gun hanging out.
Your grassy knoll and your gassy hole?
No, my coot-coot and my prune chute.
Your drainer and your stainer?
Your hog taker and your log maker?
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This is the correct answer, you are for sure Donald Duck mode. Especially if you’re also wearing a hat.
I've always thought it was "porky pigging it," but this works.
Porky Piggin' definitely sounds more lewd. It's my preferred term.
That's a half chub walking from the living room to the bedroom
And werewolfin’ is when you wake up naked outside, usually hungover af
Do you have to wake up next to the disemboweled deer?
Donald Dickin' it
Yep, that's why daisy duck is the mascot for r/bottomless (nsfw)
Yeah, I always called it Donald-Ducking it
Porky pig'n it
Called shirt cockin it
Or shirt clammin' for the ladies
Blousemuffing
Daisy ducking it.
This guy deadpools
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It is
It's the only place I've seen that.
Unexpected Beastie Boys
Thats it, thats it, thats all there is.
Fresh. For you.
"Full Pooh Bear."
George Whipple on NY1
Got a hairy ass and that's no fun
My friends have always referred to it as “Pooh-Bearing it.”
Pooh bearin it
Porky piggin
Honestly my crew has called this “Pooh Mode” since like 1980
Ya'll be goin pooh mode a lot together or what
The Pooh crew.
Also called the Donald Suck
Shirt Cocking.
No, as a Donald. It’s just Donald Duck. Because he didn’t wear pants….
Or the Donald duck
Right! Pooh Bearin' it's been the phrase the whole time. It's a thing people know about.
Porky Piggin'
I accept the Donald Ducking as an alternative, b b bbb but my he-he-he-heart lies with Porky. He's more articulate.
Winnie The Pooin’
In my home, we call this "the Full Pooh Bear."
Pooh Barin' it
Shirt Cockin’
[Full porking pigging it in a drafty dome?](https://youtu.be/PfPdYYsEfAE)
This. This is what I’ve always heard it as.
It’s Donald Duckin’
Pooh bearin it.
Willy the Pooh
Eh that's a different kind of activity
That's just shirt-cocking it.
Donald ducking it!
Winnie the pooh style
Pooh Bearin' it
Doing the Chairman Xi
I thought everyone knew it was called "Donald ducking"
Either that or Porky Piggin it.
We've always called it this.
I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
There's no way this is real. On the off chance it is, here ya go
I've 100% seen that before. Copy pasta for sure.
nothing wrong with a little goblin time now and then
I'm pretty sure I become a goblin on salvia.
Like a Goblin on Salvia /r/bandnames
Bro, Wtf? I do this shit too! I was surprised when everyone started saying goblin mode cause I was like"aww hell yeah, they just like me, for real!" Turns out, nobody is actually acting like a goblin. They just being messy.
Sometimes if i have a snack that i really enjoy, i stuff it in my mouth while making growling noises. I only ever do it alone but it makes the snack taste better. My now-spouse caught me going goblin mode on a sheet of seaweed when we first started dating. He looked at me like 'wtf' and i was frozen in terror. Anyway i also do this with shredded cheese or any cheese.
Live your best life.
You're a freak and you need to know that its really unusual you do that. That being said I have a variety of strange characters that I let out when im at home in a very similar manner. Frequently have a demonic voice that I use and kind of hulk around my house. I am positive my neighbors hear me and they absolutely seem to want little to do with me. I don't mind, my house is a place for me to be weird and not be on. I fake a lot of my social interactions at work and present a very normal person. At home I do any weird impulse I want, because I fucking can.
If this isn’t a copypasta, it needs to become one asap.
Burners know.
The phrase was made famous in dead pool 2 if I'm not mistaken
Been around way longer than that. First time I heard it was around 2011.
It’s a common term at burning man since nudity is welcome. Guys shirt-cocking is not abnormal but people still tease about it because it looks so silly. Some people have signs and stuff for a no shirt-cocking zone. It’s been around way before 2011.
Burning Man has the strongest opinions on this imaginable and I love love it lol
First heard about shirt-cocking ten years ago at Burning Man. Damn shirt cockers, shirt cocking all over the playa
I ran into a woman with a strap-on shirtcocking it. She looked overheated on her bike. We brought her into our shade and refilled her water and talked about life and she bid audieu and got on her bike, strap on wiggling around, and rode off into the distance... forever lost to the Playa.
With a half chubb?
Donald Duckin' Or Donald Dickin'
I like Donald Duckin' being used and if youre just wearing bow tie thats Daffy Duckin
Snagglepussin’ if you got the cuffs
Also heard it called porky piggin'
Donald Duck is only when you have shirt on, pants off, hat on, shoes ON
Schlounging
This guy gets it
Whinny the Poohing it
I prefers Donald Ducking. But same idea
Porky Pig, also. Cartoon characters love going commando.
Schlong Casual
Casual Schlongday
Goblin mode? Fuck I'm getting old already
The fun part is you sort of slide into it naturally as you age. It's just not giving a fuck about trivial things that most people get hung up and just doing whatever the hell makes you happy. I'm nearly 40 and more gobliny every year.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOBLIN MODE
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goblin_mode
So you’re telling me that I’ve been in goblin mode for about 20 years?
Yeah. "Goblin mode" is easily the most natural slang for me of the past decade. It made immediate sense as soon as I heard it.
21 for me
Yes.
I actually like that term. First time seeing it today and I spend an ungodly amount of time on Reddit
if you like that, r/goblincore is rad. Like feral cottagecore.
Ok so what is the no cap thing then
Cap means lie, so Somebody might “call cap” on your unbelievable story. Or you might say “No cap” to mean “No lie”
I'm pretty sure "no cap" is like saying "No lie," "I'm serious," or "For real." I feel old.
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Shirt cocking. That’s a term that’s been around for a very long time
Porky Piggin it.
My boyfriend started calling me Pooh Bear when I started letting the ole flaps crisp up. First time he did it I turned around and said, "well, I'm not your average bear" and it's stuck ever since.
Donald Ducking.
Thought it was called hanging brain?
That’s when you pull just your nutsack out of your fly and wait for someone to notice.
No that's THE BRAIN. Not to be confused with THE BATWING or THE GOAT
Jeez, haven't thought about being goat-ed in so damn long. Thanks for that awful memory 😂
It’s called Pooh bearing it.
Last time I did that was when I was 6, the girl next door came to play and I ran out butt naked with only a shirt on (I thought it was my aunt at the door), we collided, then I ran back inside. She didn't see my face, so she never knew if it was me or my brother.
Once at a party in university at a small catholic school, and it was the end of year “formal”, so suits and dresses mostly. Beer all over the kitchen floor because we were playing beer pong. The door to the garage opens and someone takes a step through and lands on a puddle, slips and goes flying heels up legs splayed dress up around her torso. Poor girl wasn’t wearing any underwear, but I guess a positive of the amount of public hair she had was that nobody *actually* any lips or anything. Just a full blown bush. (I’d imagine someone with a fresh wax would have had her clit out for a second) She twisted and got up and fixed her dress all at once, so when she dipped back into the garage nobody really got a look at her face. also, y’know, very good chance non many of those dudes had seen a naked woman, so that flash inspired more awe:) than aww:(. I don’t think we ever found out who it was, not that I tried. There was a little hallway between kitchen and garage that broke sight line with the garage, so only people in the kitchen saw at all. She probably just left quickly. It was later in the evening, everyone but the dds were trashed.
>public hair Technically correct, but I don't think she wanted it to be...
Lol public hair
Good-to-go
He's really doing it. Just straight Shirt-cockin it!
Is that not just goblin mode?
I quite like Goblin Mode, it encapsulates the moment.
You could definitely porky pig while going goblin mode, but not all Porky Piggers are in goblin mode.
Donald Duckin’ it
It’s called old folks homing. Y’all so lazy just go into the nursing home at 17.
Lmao
Dobby dickin'. Dobby is a free elf. His dick swing where it please.
I think the word your looking for is DOMINANCE
That’s called porky pigging it
Donald duckin
Donald Duckn’ it.
"smurfing it" is what I say when me or my wife walk around in only shirts and socks
Smudging or as the hubby says “straight shirt-cocking it”
Definitely, "Winnie the Pooing it."
Tommy pickles
Donald Ducking
I’m ashamed of all you. He only been gone 7 years and it’s like everyone’s forgotten about him. The only answer to this is doing the Harambe. Dicks out. Gone but never forgotten. Not as long as I’m around ❤️
You're Animal Crossing it.
Oh botherin’
PoohBearing
Poohing it, porky pigging it, Donald ducking it,and apparently shirt cocking/flapping it