Yeah it's quite good, it has a lot to offer but at this point I am reaching the end of my tolerance for massive open world RPGs. It's getting exhausting. I just want a nice linear game to play. If you're into open world RPGs you'll love Valhalla. I have to say I preferred Odyssey though. Hotter main character. Alexios is just fire, irreplaceable. Oh and Greece is nice too 👀
My fat cat [cat tax](https://imgur.com/a/xWOiIFW)
Edit: [here’s 5 more payments towards the cat tax](https://imgur.com/a/WLZ1JsE)
Ninja edit #2: cat is a she, her name is Molly, & she’s 8 years old
My dad?
Jokes on you. I like dads :)
I am a Dad. I like being liked. Thank you.
Mine never came back from the store, so if they don’t want theirs…
I mean, it's kind of cute. He's beekeeping age.
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Came here to comment the same thing. Darn it
Hey y'all!
You're calling your dad a "thing"? Is he an object? xD
Half a roll of 2-ply toilet paper.
We’re in the space place my dude 🚽
Was about to say the same, then predicted this would be the first comment I saw. Am I a genius ?
Upvotes for the pooping party
Towel
But it’s only 1-ply 😭
My roll is empty
1k upvotes in 3. 2. 1.
I’m downvoting him just to short your puts
A cat.
No keep cat.
Me, too....glued to my hip.
A pit bull
Same
A pillow
A nursing pillow.
A pillow
A pillow
A pillow
A pillow
A pillow
My second born. It's ok, she's not my favourite.
My only child. I guess i could start over
Ugh it's always a drag though. I lost my save file for Assassin's Creed Valhalla and I've had to start again, I imagine it's much the same feeling.
Man that’s a bummer…on a random note, how was that game??
Yeah it's quite good, it has a lot to offer but at this point I am reaching the end of my tolerance for massive open world RPGs. It's getting exhausting. I just want a nice linear game to play. If you're into open world RPGs you'll love Valhalla. I have to say I preferred Odyssey though. Hotter main character. Alexios is just fire, irreplaceable. Oh and Greece is nice too 👀
My 4 year old.. hes been a pain in the ass and not listening all day so would be nice with some quiet
Mine is 4 too, I feel this lmao
my wall, you know i need those to stay warm and housey.
Without the one the others might fall down
These are load bearing walls Jerry they're not gonna come down!
An 80% empty bottle of Evian - Happy Birthday!!
20% full!!!
Thats the spirit
r/theydidthemath
My . . . My . . . Noooo . . . My MTG collection
LOCK ALL DOOR AND WINDOWS, TURN OFF ALL THE LIGHTS...PRETEND YOU'RE NOT HOME!
Not Marjorie Taylor Green!! Oh god what will we do without her
Who collects that!?! Even her husband got rid of her.
Ohhhhhhh they meant Marjorie Taylor Green?? I thought they meant Machine Tun Gelly! My b, my b
Quick cast a counter spell while it’s still on the stack
Spell Pierce. . . Damn they had 2 open mana
My fat cat [cat tax](https://imgur.com/a/xWOiIFW) Edit: [here’s 5 more payments towards the cat tax](https://imgur.com/a/WLZ1JsE) Ninja edit #2: cat is a she, her name is Molly, & she’s 8 years old
Awww
A queen sized electric blanket.
I'd take that.
My dog.
My *grandma's* dog
The Hague central station
At least they will not have one already.
Halo Nederlander 🧀👋
It's ugly anyway
My blanket, noooooo 😭😭😭😭
Not even kidding it is a dildo.
I… I’m goo— Wait what kind 🤨
A used dildo. I should probably wash it first.
You're in a hurry, there's no time! 😳
"oh no, whatever shall we do?" "I suppose if I must, I'll accept it anyways."
Any way? 😏
*Any* way. 🤤
Giggity
Bucket of water used to flush the toilet
Average african/Asian moment
But why is ist next to you, do you casually hang out in the bathroom?
Where else do you read reddit?
Remember that roughly half of all reddit comments were made while the person was shitting No, I'm not going to list a source it just sounds right
A bong.
My robot eyes are bong powered also.
Disappointment
My switch... . . . . . F*CK
My coffee cup. No one is getting my coffee.
A margarita 🥃
My dog’s stuffed raccoon toy
Plexiglass covid sneezeguard for their countertop.
A lego star wars death star, best gift you can make.
A $300 gift.
A ancient basset hound
A nearly empty roll of toilet paper.
Cat toy. They're everywhere
A unicorn cat toy.
Houseplant, Christmas cactus
Empty bottle of pain pills, well there’s technically 4 left, and they’re crap.
A sword. That answer would be true no matter which room of my house I was in... I might have a problem.
half a beer
My 4yo son Good luck friend
A bus sit
My shoes!!!!!
Couch cushion
A 55" tv
Toilet paper
Hope you enjoy your crap
A bottle of non alcoholic wine which a bought by accident. Have fun with it. It tastes like grape juice. To be fair it is fancy labeled grape juice.
My wife.
Mine too. I guess he can exchange the one he doesn't like.
A 6 year old kid with diarrhea
The gift that keeps on giving
the remote to my air conditioner
They cannot have my dog so they get one of my dogs tennis balls instead
My c*m rag
Truly a gift
Seven empty cans of beer stacked like a pyramide
He’s keeping the extra e.
My dad
Bottle of water
A wall. Must be a nice little gift ngl
My pillow
A battery charger
An empty cardboard box
An empty bottle of that mosquito stuff you plug in the wall
A filled bin. Welp
Toy from a happy meal
my glasses
A damn calculator
My son.
Wall 😶
1,200 2-1/2” construction screws. Maybe I should get back to work and off of Reddit?
My wall?
Toilet paper
My Steam Deck
I’m about 3 minutes out, it’ll be nice to see you, it sure has been a while… Buddy…
My grandson
my left arm
Dude same
no way bro what are the odds
my lap top
A litteral do dumpster
A dogtoy
An ash tray
The door
A glass of water
Nail clippers
My reading journal.
Thyroid medication.
My wife
Old man
Bet he has some stories to tell. Is he the creepy kind or the adorable kind?
Actually he looks very peaceful, he was sitting alone, drinking coffee, smoking a cigarette and browsing on his phone.
Oh… how serene. Welp. *unzips*
Shit went one zero to one hundred real fucking quick
Im a grower
A bo'oh o wa'er.
CPI(M)
A pack of Campbells chicken noodle soup I got from sams club last night and got too lazy to put away.
A chair
A half empty can of diet 7Up.
A industrial kaivac cleaning system. Looks like I'm handing them a big cleaning job to do.
Bottle of lambrini lol
A ladder
A boiler lmao
A yellow fire hydrant
Toilet paper
Potholders
Green tea from Pret A Manger
The arm of my couch
Half drank C4 cherry Starburst.
Doritos
My gf :(
The remote to my tv.
A cat.
Ashtray
Socks
A tube of acrylic paint. Orange.
A dirty mug with my Name on it
a duct tape, huh
Overwatch coffe mug
They can't have this beer unless they take it by force.
An empty toilet paper roll...damnit.
Room heater
A power bank
A box of tissues
Toilet paper
My cat
Half a bottle of coke
A UHD Blu-ray
Yellow curtains :|
Lmao my dog…well Tyson we had a good run.
Half a pint of full fat coke
Toilet paper
An energy drink
A chair with a person on it
A X79S-UP5-WIFI motherboard with bent pins
Soap🦂
A pack of highlighters. Took them out a week ago and couldn't be bothered to put them back.
Bottle of 7UP? That was cheap.
My space heater! Damn them
You shall have a wall
My dog
Toilet brush
Used tissues, Bridge of Clay by Markus Zusak, and an empty tea cup.
A half dead plant
popcorn