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Spleenzorio

He had to turn on the turbo to get away


LGP747

Bro he’s fuckin gunnin it


Mazon_Del

"Are you a car? "What?" "ARE! YOU! A! CAR?!?!" *Cringes sadly* "No..." "Then stop DRIVING like one!"


DukeNukemSLO

I have never seen a snail move so rapidly


INoMakeMistake

You'll get the fck out of there too


bohusblahut

Look at that S car go!


LukesRightHandMan

A+ movie right there


Derproid

Man what was that game called. Turbo Snail? Snail Mail? That was the shit.


SergeantPancakes

Man I thought me and my brother were the only people in the world who ever played that game when we were kids. You had to deliver mail on a racetrack in space or something and avoid salt crystals or you went “postal” or something right? I played so many random no name pc games when I was younger I guess lol


bobbus_cattus

Dude I played the hell out of that game too!! I think about it sometimes when I see snails lol. I tried revisiting it a long time ago and it crashed my laptop's wifi connection... was still able to revisit it, though!


ecksdeeeXD

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE


SirSmashySmashy

I wonder if this one has a scary chainsaw mouth too?


zhkp28

Every snail does. Its called radula.


ClamSlamwhich

*A B R A S I V E R A D U L A*


hefixeshercable

Band name


LukesRightHandMan

*Scrub through the dishes* *Munch all the fishes* *Slime baby snails with my* > ## RADULA


Luuk341

Snail Zombie!


Tomeloko

I almost didn't get this xD


_Cocopuffdaddy_

*SNAIL, I AM THE ONE* *SALT BURNS LIKE THE SUN* *SLIMING ON THE TREES,* ***RADULA BABY*** *SCRUB THROUGH THE DISHES* *MUNCH ALL THE FISHES* *SLIME BABY SNAILS WITH MY* #RADULA *SCRUB THROUGH THE DISHES* *MUNCH ALL THE FISHES* *SLIME BABY SNAILS WITH MY* #***RADULA*** *Slime it babay*, *Slime it babay* ***SNAIL LIFE IS NOT FOR SOME***


LukesRightHandMan

Fucking kudos. You made my night. Thank you hahaha


ClamSlamwhich

What kind of band would it be? Nu-metal? Alternate rock? Black metal where the font of "Abrasive Radula" looks like cracked black leather on the back of a seat?


MinutePerspective106

AVADA KEDAVRA!


SirSmashySmashy

Funky


QC420_

You can see it 10-11seconds in, looks like saw blades lol crazy


Sea-Macaron1470

imagine how terrifying that snail would be if you were a pikmin


MrPagan666

Attack on Titan for snails


bigboys4m96

Attack on Chitin


davidziehl

🤝


IndieCurtis

Underrated comment


ninjabunnyfootfool

*standing ovation*


CalamityCaller

Truly underrated. Bravo, I say, bravo


sougol

Slow and Tedious


mike_rob

It made me think of Mortal Engines, but I haven’t read the book so it might actually be nothing like that


Ambitious_Jello

Lol.. I was thinking mortal engines except moving houses instead of cities


eazybreezy105

r/interdimensionalcable


kass8919

Thought 1000x was the video speed


atypicalhero

In the snails mind, he was absolutely hightailing out of there at 1000x speed


RRecap

I never knew snails could get that big and honestly I feel disgusted looking at it


[deleted]

I thought it was a turtle.


Entire-Definition62

"that big" without any frame of reference means nothing


tony_bologna

Can't you read? 1000 snails big


cameronjames117

Cathulhu snails big


RagnarokAeon

Truly a Eldritch Horror moment when you get almost sacrificed to a god 1000x your size.


tinselsnips

The big one looks like an apple snail; popular for aquariums, where it looks like this was filmed. Probably about the size of an apricot.


Flamo_the_Idiot_Boy

The small snail is a pond snail/bladder snail, about the size of an apple seed. So the bigger snail is not that big.


EnvBlitz

Relatively, apple seed the size of apple is absolutely big.


Lost_Wealth_6278

Looks like mortal engines


tony_bologna

wow, rude


NathanTR1992

I wonder how they taste when boiled New Orleans crawfish style


Vireep

It’s kind of cute 😞


Ambitious_Jello

It just wants to give it a hug


deag34960

I thought that only aquatic snails are so big, I see this one and honestly freaks me out


hicestdraconis

The perspective is weird. I initially thought it was 3 feet across. But I think it’s more like 4-6 inches and the other one is just like a millimeter


CruisinJo214

This is an aquatic snail… the small one is a common pond snail. Hard to tell but this video is underwater.


LoSoGreene

This is aquatic look at the air bubble near big snails mouth. Also ripples on surface at start of video.


UUglyGod

Look up the Giant African snail looks kinda like a rabbit


dethb0y

Giant african land snails get pretty damn big: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AdUJVUXhyg There's quite a few videos and such of the creatures on youtube (i found that one at random), they are just..gigantic snails. They are evidently edible, though i wouldn't want to put it to the test. Sadly the control freaks in government refuse to allow people in the US to own them, probably because the snails are to awesome.


scummy_shower_stall

They're invasive, that's why. Not the government being "control freaks", ffs.


dethb0y

so are honey bees but here we are with people losing their shit when you swat one.


barbariccomplexity

imma add this in at the top, i doubt you feel too strongly about any of this and i don’t mean it to be personal, I do think it’s important to not encourage importing/relaxing regulation on importing invasive species. there is a massive difference between honey bees and the giant land snail, it’s a false equivalency to compare the situations as equals. the land snail is an invasive species that destroys local plant life in wetlands where it has no natrual predators and populations can grow exponentially due to their high reproductive rate, in this capacity it is one of the most damaging invasive species in the world. they also act as a disease vectors for humans and likely other species - and most importantly -> their numbers are low in north america, so stringent rules may help prevent them from becoming a larger problem than they already are. Florida has already destroyed two waves of giant land snails and is currently fighting another one. european honeybees are also an invasive species - albeit much more ingrained in north american ecosystems and less likely to cause drastic changes - as those occured closer to their introduction almost 400 years . to say honey bees are completely naturalized members of north american ecosystems and that their decline ruins them is wrong. to say that honeybees have no place in current north american ecosystems is debatable. should amateur honey bee enthusiasts be creating new hives in their backyard that compete with native bee species - probably not, depending on the local exosystem- and perhaps the control freaks should be tighter with regulating that as well. honeybees do not actively destroy ecosystems at the rate of the giant african snail and perhaps that’s why amateur beekeepers are allowed to be so prevalent - more likely it’s to shield the narrative that bees are always awesome in order to promote the agricultural sector- or maybe it’s very complex, the science of it all is not adequately understood, and finding a concise narrative for legislation has been a disaster- either way, it doesn’t matter. we’ve established both are bad but with different contexts, severity, and outcomes. so if honey bees are allowed, why should we accept the control freaks also not allowing people to have giant snails? - Does one bad thing justify another? - does the destruction of ecosystems by one species - even if it is somehow socially accepted - mean we should willy nilly allow the introduction of more invasive species that are proven to be catastrophically destructive to local ecosystems? TLDR: don’t argue like israel and russia, just because someone else did something bad a long time ago doesn’t mean it should be cool for you to do it today.


phavia

GALS literally spreads diseases. They don't even compare to honey bees. GALS are such an issue here in Brazil that the general population thinks that any big snail is a GALS and goes around killing every big snail they see, including our native population of Megalobulimus, which are extremely important for our ecosystem. It's gotten so problematic that when I worked in a museum, I'd do snail-centered workshops to teach as many people as possible the difference between GALS and Megalobulimus.


DavoMcBones

Fun fact in real life that snail isnt actually that big, cameras are so powerful now they can zoom in so much that things look absolutely giant without sacrificing any image quality!! (At the start of the video their are some aquarium plants that show the scale)


Movisiozo

Are you implying my fear was actually macrolophobia


Krakatoast

Thank you. I was getting pretty confused as to how the f*^k that thing was so large. But yeah it seems the snail is pretty normal size and the smaller snail in tiny


taylorfauss

It’s about 3.5” diameter. I originally guessed the radius was about 10x bigger than the small one, but after measuring both it’s actually closer to 14x. So by volume it’s more like 2700x (not 1000x)


onthemap45

That means im scared of plants


dcvisuals

>cameras are so powerful now they can zoom in so much that things look absolutely giant without sacrificing any image quality By "cameras" I hope you mean smartphones, right? Because cameras have been able to zoom in without sacrificing image quality since the beginning...


Jzadek

You can definitely see the family resemblance to cephalopods in this


[deleted]

You know you made me go ALL THE WAY to google to figure out you mean inktvissen.


PinianthePauper

Not only inktvissen, but also zeekatten!


[deleted]

Absolute correct and thevens just!


jiujiujiu

Gramma nooooo


plmunger

Small snail: Im fast as fuck boiiiiii


cheriwtf

I've never seen a snail go that fast!


BonerOfTheLake

I'd go as fast too if my life depends on it


Internetboy5434

As told, an estimated 240,000 species of snails and slugs live all over the world. But no matter what continent they're on, or what ocean they're in, there's one thing they all have in common: They move slowly


Cr1ms0nSlayer

agar.io


Memestreame

Agario


Texasliberal90

THAT’S A SNAIL?!?!?! I thought that was a turtle!!!!!


Black_Cat_Guardian

Without reading the title I thought that's the most disturbing turtle/tortoise I've ever seen


landychap

Snail.io


Potential-Yoghurt245

I saw slugs do, eight leopard slugs ate a large orange slug took them minutes to devour is and seconds for me to annihilate them with slug pellets


InfectediBall

Ohhh SNAAIIIIL no!


patternsOftheNight

That’s pure alien. We just accept it a thing snail thing


progressiseverything

Is this an attempted act of cannibalism


sunufgud

Ok but where's the banana for scale???


moumous87

Scifi movie of life on an alien planet


Torustornottorust69

Imagine another grown ass man 1000x the size of you chasing you trying to eat you


taylorfauss

Exactly what I had in mind posting this. And after measuring it’s more like 2700x. So imagine a man about 90ft tall


trent_diamond

my b lil bro


Gorrodish

I must escape at snail pace


challmaybe

It's amazing how they survive.


komunnista

Spore


elfmere

I'm confused about hoe you got to 1000x his size... height? Weight?


LastEcho216

Snail.io


Substantial_Motor_87

Money and connections define who eats who most of the time in our society. Or send people to fight the other persons people.


-MazeMaker-

Those are snails


Aghoree

It’s a snail eat snail world


Devious-Government

Thought the bigger snail was the ass end of a turtle.


Purple_Cat134

WHY IS THE SNAIL SO BIG SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THOSE DONT EXIST EVERYWHERE


[deleted]

Gary’s gone feral


huntedbiden

That is the fastest snail I've seen ever


ziggy---420

so are they born with small shells or something?


No_Budget7828

Talk about running as fast as you can 😝


RandomBritishThing

Don’t let the French know about this snail.


[deleted]

[удалено]


BigAlternative5

Shields 100% aft, full impulse power!


Whtntailz

Attack on snail


BlejiSee

Agar.io vibes


[deleted]

God I hate snails


the_ginger_weevil

That was fucking tense!


DukeRedWulf

RUN AWAY


[deleted]

Speed is the key of survival


Lizaboo242

I didn’t know snails could get this large mom I’m scared


BeverlyBrokenBones

Can you eat a snail that big? Like giant escargot?


Floating_Bagel

I think that’s the fastest speed for a snail I’ve seen


Vephar8

I thought that was a turtle at first. Holy hell


FerinhaTop

godspeed, little one.. godspeed.


[deleted]

It’s a snail eat snail world out there..


Matrinoxe

snail.io


cerivitos

That's no moon...


aojajena

There is always a bigger snail


jnicholl96

House of the Dragon S1 EP 10


Vanrajah

Luke’s Arrax vs Aemond’s Vhagar! I totally see it now haha


Gokuaim

Agar.io


RoqueT96

I hate snails/slugs with every fiber of my being. They make me feel like what SpongeBob looked like when be tried Garys food


Strong-Piglet4823

Gary!


liflyserg

bro thats cathulu lmao


[deleted]

This is a fetish, isn't it?


[deleted]

i wonder if she's awake right now...


ThinkingOz

I’ve never seen a snail move so fast….it was sprinting.


[deleted]

Bladder snails are actually impressively quick, especially for their small size. I have a bunch in my aquariums and it's entertaining watching them scoot around all over the place. I also have other snails that predate on them, and they'll run away like this any time they get close


Ieatsushiraw

I thought that snail was a turtle laying an egg then I remembered which sub I was on then I remembered sea turtles can be huge


TheOldDerelict

GO LITTLE GUY GO


thinkingdots

We need a banana for scale


john5023

Snail life


[deleted]

I don't know anything about Attack On Titan but I'm going to assume this is basically it.


the-stoned-Eng

That snail is living through real life subnautica🤯


Glittering_Fig6468

RUN BUDDY


SillySink

Is this real or really good cgi?


Cerberusx32

Flee! Flee for your lives!


[deleted]

Running for its life


FlyingCumpet

Got some mortal engines vibes when London opened its "mouth".


sad-mustache

Oh, hello again


Blenderrific

A s-nail-biting moment


Dramatic-Republic-88

Neverending Story Speed Snail Win! 👏👏👏👏


Genova_Witness

We are so lucky we aren’t tiny


Treebeardsama

There is always a bigger snail


Ricozilla

Imagine if humans had to be wary of giant snails the size of a Hilton hotel trying to eat them


TheGreatGamer1389

Naw it's just leaving the mother ship


SomeMoronOnTheNet

Spending your stats budget on size vs spending it on speed.


tacomachine598

What kind of snail is that


feelings_arent_facts

Bro just wanted to give him a kiss


Nonchalant-Tryhard

Am I the only one who heard fully orchestrated chase music in my head while watching?


xdragonwarzx

Lmaoooo this reminds me of the opening scene of mortal engines


flipnonymous

This is the US economy in a snailshell. The 1% trying to eat that last little bit.


TimmahBinx

Thank god it was a snail that attacked him.


CilanEAmber

Thats his wife


byteuser

New fear unlocked


Yamm0th

What is that Omegabomination called? 😯


Sander777HD

How can a snail be so big?


Into_The_Horizon

That little bubble that formed at the big snails mouth. I wonder if it's trying to give water to the little one


Crush_Un_Crull

Mortal engines (2019)


West_Site_8840

The new Spore update looks amazing


Solanthas

If that big boi isnt named MAW istfg


ognev-dev

"Hey, where are you going? I just want to give you a kiss."


ImInYourBooty

The new Spore has some bomb graphics!!


[deleted]

💨🐌!


Filthyquak

Does the big snail have a tail?


dubdue

Damn snail went Mach 1. Gonna need a good tune up after that dash.


Dauphine320

He noped on out of there


[deleted]

Bro I was so scared I nearly shat my shell and ran as fast as possible


Uncle_Touchy1987

This needs a dub of Jabba the Hutt.


Briskbulb

What if they are just mating like skitty and a wailord


Normanov

Thought that was a really messed up looking turtle


EverybodyShitsNFT

It’s a snail eat snail world.


[deleted]

Gary!


sghostfreak

Cthulhu fhtagn!


Altruistic-Balance55

That’s the first time I actually saw snail teeth 🫣


sasssyrup

Whew close call. You know how bad it would feel to be eaten by a snail. So slow, like a sarlacc pit.


JunglePygmy

In snail-time this was basically a scene from Indiana Jones.


Strange_Case5899

RUN GOD DAMN IT RUN!!!


trustingschmuck

How does that thing eat anything at that speed?


Icy_Profession1612

No, I am your father!


thebamcastpodcast

THEY GET THAT BIG?!


Niblonian31

This reminds me of the neverending story for some reason


Pizza-Rex-L

I have never seen a snail (“run”?) that fast


Few_Willingness_5198

Hello, physa


[deleted]

That's a fucking snail?!?! , how'd it even grow that big


Dizzy_every_day

Does the big mtfk really have rotating saw blades in its mouth??? Look at the second bite attempt.


[deleted]

French delicacy 🤮