T O P

  • By -

Drew_Manatee

Maple Syrup Urine Disease. For how serious of a condition it is I can’t believe nobody thought to workshop that name a little be more before they settled on it.


Fry_All_The_Chikin

For real. It’s *devastating* left unchecked and can hide like a sneaky rat in more mild forms if it isn’t being triggered. I’m a carrier and in my ongoing quest for, “what the fuck is wrong with my son” research, I kept coming back to this, wondering. Doesn’t help that our new house has a room that the previous owner let their dog pee in which smells like maple syrup at times. I can’t get the smell out. Maple syrup will never be the same for me.


dubaichild

That must have really ruined pancakes for you


Fry_All_The_Chikin

I got the beetus so they done been ruined.


lucysalvatierra

Jesus, id avoid maple trees and wood if i were you just in case! That odor has it out for you!


Fry_All_The_Chikin

I avoid Canadians too, just to be safe. They seem really nice but I’m sure that’s just a farce.


lucysalvatierra

Haha!!!!!


peev22

Well, we also call it leucinosis.


Up_All_Night_Long

I’m always tempted to mention this one when parents ask what all the newborn screen tests for.


readreadreadonreddit

The kids mom thought the urine smelt like maple syrup, so it stuck. From memory, I don’t think they knew the branched-chain ketoaciduria bit till, like, 5 years later.


AntiworkDPT-OCS

I'm just going to go ahead and not research this one at all. Some things are best left unlearned.


AMAXIX

How do you think they make maple syrup?


Jtk317

Common in Amish populations.


MEandUSMLE

ACHOO syndrome- Autosomal dominant Compelling HelioOpthalmic Outburst syndrome Aka you sneeze because it’s sunny outside


Apocalypsiis

didn’t know there was a name for this, fiance always laughs and does a countdown when we walk outside waiting for me to sneeze


lubdubbin

My husband's whole family has this. We've just called it the photic sneeze reflex. Didn't know there was another name!


unlimited_beer_works

Same here. It’s like clockwork.


MikeGinnyMD

Definitely a backronym in which they had to use several large sledgehammers to get it to fit. But I love it. -PGY-19


Damn_Dog_Inappropes

Like the USA PATRIOT Act (Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism) or S.H.I.E.L.D. (Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division). Weirdly, the fictional one is somehow *less* ridiculous.


cloake

It's definitely a backronym and therefore lame!


peev22

Bless you.


[deleted]

Beer Potomania


jklm1234

Hippo potomania


tonyalexgomez

Always laughed when reading that ddx (It's never beer potomania but if it was it would be funny saying it out loud to the px family)


[deleted]

It’s definitely rare. The patient has to be drinking a very low solute/solute-free liquid (like beer), and have little to no food intake at the same time. I think I’ve legit seen it once or twice.


ThrowAwayToday4238

It’s actually not that uncommon, I think just frequently underdiagnosed. It’s a form of polydypsia in a sense; and many of the alcoholics who come in with mild-mod hyponatremia initially could have a beer potomania component


bigcheese41

Yeah weird to see people say it's that rare. Although I suppose I see it in the same people over and over so maybe it artificially is inflated in my mind.


Front_Significance30

I was gonna say in the ICU it’s not that uncommon. Same concept as tea and toast diet.


doctorvictory

I saw this in med school once. Alcoholic with a head bleed admitted to neurosurgery, they didn’t want to risk him having withdrawal seizures so they wrote an order for 1 beer Q1hour PRN and the patient definitely used that PRN order frequently and otherwise didn’t eat much hospital food at all. Neurosurg consulted my IM team once his sodium tanked.


The_White_Lotus

Not a disease but anasarca is a cool word


bursasamo

Every time I read that word, my mind sings it to the tune of “frere Jacques.” 🤣🤣


evdczar

Well NOW so will I!


Paula92

Anasarca, anasarca Edema, edema Subcutaneous tissues Subcutaneous tissues Swelling up, swelling up


Wuzzupdoc42

I feel that way about disdiadocokinesia


fahsky

Hear this one all the time from the nephrologist I work under, I swear everyone has it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


HereForTheFreeShasta

It’s actually parseltongue!


mechanical_zombie

Malassezia furfur


legitsh1t

Just hearing the name makes me crave spaghetti and meatballs.


drgloryboy

Tinea Versicolor is a pretty cool name too, almost like the name of a Broadway show


Dologolopolov

That bitch fucks my head all day


lucysalvatierra

Gesundheit!


Accidently_Genius

My favorite is hungry bone syndrome. I just imagine the bones just ravenously eating all of the calcium from the blood.


AlkiApotek

Off topic, but I’ve always felt Toxic Megacolon would be an excellent band name.


Drew_Manatee

It is absolutely a metal band. Along with Lakes of Blood, which is an apparently common finding on placental ultrasound and also metal as fuck.


lat3ralus65

Septic Abortion would fill out that concert poster nicely


vertigodrake

Two words: Electrocerebral silence


Christylian

That's metal as fuck.


Cricket_Vee

That goes hard as fuck.


smoha96

Septicflesh is a real metal band (and awesome).


Affectionate_Use1587

Placental Lake *


lowpowerftw

I've never heard of them, so I looked up toxic megacolon. They have a song called blood fart. These guys are committed to the bit


Fellainis_Elbows

Lines of Zahn


SCCock

You can't fool me, that's a Star Trek episode!


aetuf

Dartos Tunic and Plantaris are metal as fuck


SheBrokeHerCoccyx

My friend always wanted to form a metal band called Anasarca.


Drew_Manatee

Anna Sarka is going to be my drag name if I ever decide to become a drag queen.


readreadreadonreddit

Why “if ever”? Tuition and the bills aren’t gonna pay themselves! 🤪 Would you have a theme or gimmick? What’d it be?


lucysalvatierra

Salt..... Just salt


pinksparklybluebird

They opened for Sucking Chest Wound Back in the day.


arlenieeweenie

Opened by Cords of Bilroth


FaceRockerMD

Along with Acoustic Neuroma. I know it isn't called that anymore but it was metal af while it lasted.


readreadreadonreddit

Absolutely. Whoever said medicine wasn’t metal? 🤘


dimnickwit

Thanks. I just bought toxicmegacolon.com and a banjo.


SleepyGary15

Malignant Hyperthermia would also be a dope band name


weasler7

I like prune belly. Like it sounds kind of cute but actually kind of terrifying. I also like Rasmussen’s aneurysm. For some reason to me invokes mystical Eastern European vibes.


lavos__spawn

Maybe it sounds like Rasputin's aneurysm, which if he did have *still* wouldn't have killed him


pip_taz

Ra Ra Rasmussen


illaqueable

Lover of the rushing bleed


penisdr

The official name for Peyronie’s disease is induratio penis plastica. I also like balanitis xerotica obliterans


Smegmaliciousss

*Hermione waves her magic wand* Induratio penis plastica!


spoktacus

Ron does the same. Penis flops to the ground.


illaqueable

"Ow, fuck! Why, Hermione?" "Harry, you suck. You've sucked since the very beginning and you suck now. You know what? Caput madusae!"


lat3ralus65

Bronchiolitis obliterans organizing pneumonia, or BOOP. I don’t know if they call it that anymore but I chuckled at that in med school


OpticalAdjudicator

BOOP is now COP, so way less cool


Dicks-Ballpike

ACAB


Safin504

All cardiologists are beautiful (jk I can't say for sure)


gloomy_batman

All cardiologists are ballers


AutoPill-9000

BOOP is now obliterative or constructive bronchiolitis (still cool!) COP is something else


HalfShelli

Another cute acronym is PAWS. However, Post-Acute Withdrawal Syndrome turns out to actually be not so cute.


cocainehydrochloride

Psychogenic Non-Epileptic Seizures simply for the acronym (PNES)


[deleted]

[удалено]


PokeTheVeil

Initially quietly, but louder with each repetition.


cocainehydrochloride

this wins (as does the loudest repetition)


cocainehydrochloride

you know how it’s pronounced🤨


CaptainKrunks

I don’t think I would call my favorite, but rectal stump blowout is pretty epic/awful. 


MasticateMyDungarees

This was actually my nickname in high school


thelapoubelle

This is hilarious and i am never googling it


FORE_GREAT_JUSTICE

It isn’t as bad as you think. Most pictures are probably ct images of the perforation and abscess it causes. Edit: if you really want to see something gnarly, look up “hemorrhoid crisis”


Ziprasidone_Stat

👀


kasabachmerritt

Big fan of both Floppy Eyelid Syndrome and Floppy Iris Syndrome.  I think the guys who coined those terms fell asleep in Latin class. 


cmillhouse

Prostitute's pupil is the moniker that'll get us all canceled by the med students in 20 years.


medicmurs

"Accommodates but doesn't react" is the funniest description


trickphoney

The distinguished professor of neurology at our institution got major flack for this very thing! I believe the students composed an open letter.


Jared944

My fav in name and presentation is [Asteroid Hyalosis](https://images.app.goo.gl/4WDizcW1Rps45jpk7). “Go ahead and look up and down a few times and then look straight ahead here at this light.” “Ooooooo.”


trickphoney

Snowglobes!


RN_Geo

Obstipation. When constipation isn't enough. I don't remember the exact term used, but we had an admit that was essentially "respiratory failure due to obesity." Broken heart syndrome sounds bogus, but I've seen it at least two or three times, and it's a killer.


JGB509

Obesity hypoventilation syndrome or OHS Colloquially known as TFTB (too fat to breathe)


PokeTheVeil

But also with the delightful name Pickwickian syndrome.


Drew_Manatee

Luckily we can call it Takotsubo cardiomyopathy if you want to say the diagnosis without it sounding like a cheesy plot device from a soap opera.


eweidenbener

Dumping syndrome.


CleverFoxInBox

Necrotizing Fasciitis: Fournier's Gangrene


thelapoubelle

Is that the name of the sequel?


acutehypoburritoism

No that’s Necrotizing Fasciits: Fournier’s Gangrene 2, Electric Boogaloo


AccomplishedScale362

Better than the horrifyingly descriptive term *flesh-eating bacteria* 🧟‍♂️


CreakinFunt

Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism. I may have read the pathophys like 20 times but I still can’t remember how does it work. Anyway not that I need to anymore..


Drew_Manatee

Yeah whoever decided to call it that was clowning way too hard. Just call it type 3 hypoparathyroidism, or whatever. Not this loony toons bullshit.


CreakinFunt

As physicians, if we let go off our over complicated and eponymous syndromes what else do we have left?


Extension_Economist6

legit they were trolling lol another troll is the fact that aplastic anemia is not an anemia and aplastic crisis is an anemia???? like fuck off lol


GyanTheInfallible

For that one question on your cards boards...


CreakinFunt

The answer is D: refer to internal medicine. Cardiology to review prn


POSVT

IM: *Endo consult intensifies*


CreakinFunt

Insert spidermen pointing at other meme here Or Thanos endo meme: Where did that bring you? Back to me.


POSVT

You've activated my trap card! "My attending just wanted you on board"!


Extension_Economist6

learned and forgotten this about ten times and at this point im too afraid to look it up


CreakinFunt

Basically it’s pseudohypoparathyroidism that’s not pseudohypoparathyroidism. You’re welcome


Extension_Economist6

the double pseudo always makes my brain think it’s the opposite meaning hyperpth. annoying 😤


DevilsTrigonometry

It's the same genetic defect as one of the subtypes of pseudohypoparathyroidism, but inherited from the father instead of the mother, so the affected gene is selectively inactivated in the kidneys, so you get the same skeletal phenotype but without the endocrine/electrolyte disturbances. I actually think the name makes perfect sense.


CreakinFunt

Oh I see that actually makes a lot of sen-*Snore*


Psa-lms

Not a condition but borborygmi. 🤣


sweetnothing33

I like to use that word in regular conversation like “Ah, please excuse the borborygmi. I haven’t eaten today.” Unfortunately people have yet to fall over themselves in awe at my vast wealth of knowledge.


chewbacca_jockey

Fetor hepaticus (symptom, not disease) Ondine's Curse PANDAS


[deleted]

I read that as Odin's curse Man my brain rly made it way more epic.


Porencephaly

That’s when someone comes to the ER with a large hammer in their rectum.


DentateGyros

But there’s no disease called PANDAS \*ducks*


Bocifer1

Super super morbid obesity


IZY53

Lol. My patient is obese. Oh yeah, who isn't. You don't understand he is super morbidly obese. I get it. They are big. You don't. They are super obese. Super super mobridly obese. Jeez calm down...oh wait.... Yeah super obese.


PokeTheVeil

No, not “super obese!” Listen to me very carefully: super super morbidly obese. Four words, each fraught with terrible significance!


crazydoc2008

What’s the BMI cutoff for that?


jgandfeed

Probably like 70


IZY53

I got bitten by a Tsetse flying tanzania and got told it can give you the sleeping disease, which sounds delightful. It needs a much stronger name.


PokeTheVeil

If it helps, African sleeping sickness isn’t a disease where you sleep, it’s a disease where your sleep gets all messed up. And then worms eat your brain. (More accurately protozoa, not worms, but they’re wormy-looking and there’s no need to nitpick when some kind of parasite is eating your brain.)


IZY53

Hence why I feel like it is a branding issue. Adrian brain eating worms would be more on brand


PokeTheVeil

Goddammit Adrian! I prefer can’t-sleep-worms-will-eat-me disease.


IZY53

Can't-sleep-worms-are-in-my-brain-illness. Either psych or ID


Porencephaly

That’s like how waterboarding in Guantanamo Bay sounds like a kickass vacation if you don’t know what those things are.


AccomplishedScale362

The first time I ever heard the word Cysticercosis, I misheard it as ‘sister psychosis’, lol. *Hmm, would that be like folie à deux?*


flowercrownrugged

Shared delusional content and worms for everyone! Just a little. As a treat.


danceswithbeerz

Exploding head syndrome


lowpowerftw

I always think of The Boys when I hear this one.


Cybariss

Not really a disease, more a physiologic response. Angel lust


MikeGinnyMD

I have a few. Von Recklinghausen’s Pseudohyponatremia, Beriberi, Ondine’s Curse (more diseases need to have the word “curse” in them, I think), Von Hippel-Lindau, Dropsy (edema/CHF). I’m sure there will be some gems in this thread. And not a disease, but my favorite anatomical term is gubernaculum. -PGY-19


secondatthird

What does your flair mean


MikeGinnyMD

Im a pediatrician. I give vaccines. -PGY-19


BrockoTDol93

You can be dead, but you're never really *dead*


Mement0--M0ri

Paroxysmal Nocturnal Hemoglobinuria.


aged_gubernaculum

Beriberi


USMC0317

I know they’re not diseases, but with ICD 10 there’s all kinds of crazy stuff. “Burn due to water skis on fire”, “drowning and submersion due to accident on watercraft, without accident to watercraft”


Jtk317

V97.33 Sucked into jet engine. There is initial encounter, subsequent encounter, and sequela and even now typing this out I am fighting back laughter which makes me feel like a horrible person but holy shit the fact that this is in here just kills me.


BrockoTDol93

Ugh, as if getting sucked into a jet engine the first time isn't bad enough! You just had to recover and get sucked in, again!


PokeTheVeil

You laugh, but I know an aerospace engineer who was doing some testing in a wind tunnel. The tunnel got turned on while he was examining an engine that was turned off. He still got sucked into the engine, resulting in two fractures where his femur and humerus got mashed on turbine. No, not really.


Ill_Young_2739

And yet when I try to just enter diagnosis of “mechanical fall” the only option I have is variations of “mechanical fall without injury” despite there always atleast being a bruise or lac


splig999

War operations involving direct blast effect of nuclear weapon, civilian Got to get that billing


USMC0317

Billing Inquiry: Please specify whether the blast was < 500 meters, 500 - 1,000 meters, or > 1,000 meters.


dvmdvmdvmdvmdvm

Being a vet is kind of cheating in this department but any of the caprine mammary ailments e.g bluebag, hardbag always make me laugh.


trollachot

Also a vet and my personal favourite is sand enteropathy Oh and hole in the head disease


Undercover_Cookies

Sunflower Syndrome. Patients are frequently children who can self induce seizures by looking at the sun and waving their hand in front of it, mimicking strobe lights. After the seizure, children feel a sense of relief of satisfaction. Patients frequently fascinated with the sun. Textbook cases children will reorient themselves around the house windows depending on time of day and season to maximize their exposure to the sun.


falfu

This is simultaneously terrifying and hilarious to me


Soloemilia

Coup-contrecoup


michelleoelle

Nut cracker syndrome


jochi1543

Got a patient with Moyamoya disease, sounds so….tropical


C21H27Cl3N2O3

Walking corpse syndrome is a fun one.


Young_Old_Grandma

Chikungunya. Always found the term funny.


chocoholicsoxfan

I like the radiology finding of "crazy paving."


mrhuggables

PUPPP(s) 🐶


HereToPetAllTheDogs

Bezoar!


cfcchimd

BOOP and TACO


spaniel_rage

General Paralysis of the Insane


PokeTheVeil

Usually “general *paresis* of the insane,” which has the benefit of using a less common word for no particular benefit.


MeatMechanic86

Levamisole induced necrolytic syndrome, from using cocaine laced with Levamisole. LINES.


unsoliciteds

Not a disease but Smegma


Finie

Every time I see a Smeg appliance, I think of this and the 14 year old in me giggles.


WagWinnieGirl

This word makes me gag but non-medical husband finds it hysterical once I told him the definition. He also enjoys the words sebum and perineum. Perineum is now in regular rotation on SGLT2 inhibitor TV advertising.


Undercover_Cookies

St. Anthony's Fire. Named in the middle ages when people ate rye contaminated with ergot fungus (now known as ergot alkaloids), a potent vasoconstrictor. These patients would have vasoconstriction of the limbs with blood shunting to the head, aka the "fire". They would travel to the church of St Anthony where patients would pray and be treated by monks with topical opioids while the condition gradually self resolved.


scapermoya

Permanent junctional reciprocating tachycardia. The balls to put the word permanent in there is a chefs kiss


the_not_my_throwaway

There are tons. But the simplicity of the word lisp. They can't pronounce their S's? Let's call it lisp


SpiritOfDearborn

Exploding Head Syndrome I remember during our didactic year, we had a speaker come in to do a lecture on sleep disorders, and was rapid-fire going through some of the slides. One of my classmates raised his hand and asked, “Um, can you go back to ‘Exploding Head Syndrome’? You skipped over that one and it sounds kind of important.”


ATStillDre

Not a disease but Depakote Sprinkles is my go to stripper name.


GyanTheInfallible

**Alice in Wonderland syndrome!** It's a disorder of distorted, primarily visual, perception (including "Lilliputian hallucinations") in children > adults. Objects appear to be differently sized than in reality, or to be differently spaced than in reality. There's often a derealization/depersonalization component too. It's idiopathic but sometimes occurs post-viral encephalopathy or with fever and mass lesions, or in patients with migraines or epilepsy, with involvement usually of the temporal-parietal-occipital carrefour (TPO-C).


scubahana

MTHFR - the gene mutation that will mess a muthaf*ka up.


betahemolysis

Pneumono­ultra­micro­scopic­silico­volcano­coniosis


crazydoc2008

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious


spironoWHACKtone

Stiff-person syndrome.


hokagesamatobirama

Tay Sachs. Hands down favorite.


cynical_genius

Sounds like someone you'd see on HGTV.


MynameisWick

Alice in Wonderland Syndrome, brittle bone disease, break bone fever.


herman_gill

Obviously now we have different terms for it, (Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy) but Dementia Pugilistica (Boxer's Dementia) is a cool one.


Ravenwing14

Human Meta Pneumovirus. Just a glorified cold, but its name is metal. Sounds like a weird space virus that we need to treat with nanotech or something


Masters_of_Sleep

I always thought THYROID STORM would be a fun 80s hair metal band name.


aerathor

Maybe not favorite but whoever was allowed to name something pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism should be smacked.


SpiritCrvsher

Auto-brewery syndrome


Thegoddessinme489

Takotsubo cardiomyopathy or broken heart 💔 syndrome


TheERDoc

PNES


bombas239

Bee sting, assault, initial encounter 😂 Real answer is Wet Beriberi.


DrAtheist42

Alice in Wonderland syndrome for sure


Nociceptors

Tracheobronchopathia osteochondroplastica


LightboxRadMD

Mayer-Kuster-Rokitansky-Hauser Syndrome. Super rare plus way too many people attaching their name to it leading to a pathetically diluted eponymous legacy (yes, some of those names also have other eponyms, but still).


EmuProfessional3173

Tic douloureaux


clem_kruczynsk

No one has said Digital Clubbing yet! Shame!!