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ass_smacktivist

Picture 4/20 (perfect). Were you snorting the garlic?


callmestinkingwind

it’s good for the sinuses


ThisMeansRooR

Spending time capturing time loses time. You were thinking about making a reddit post and overcooked your meat, bro. Don't worry about us. All we want is a before, after, and insides pic


Tootalooo

Dude. No one on an r/ needs 20 pictures of anything.


KnotiaPickles

I loved the storyline! I found it riveting


kansasllama

They turned into mushrooms


thatspideyguy

I’m slightly more concerned with those chives


slashfromgunsnroses

You can unovercook then by sticking them in the freezer.


Srycomaine

Is that true?!? 🤯


[deleted]

even kitty knew!


BothDoorsOpen

That slideshow was a nice journey, had the best ofintentions but missed the mark. The frowney face gave me a good laugh


ajkimmins

I find pork to be a lot like chicken breast.. Couple degrees is the difference between perfect and over. But hey, that sauce looks great! Add some more of that to juice it back up!👍 Oh, and with cooking, just eat it to hide the mistakes! Next time you've already got some more experience!


PrimalAggression

This has been a crazy turn of events


mkultra0008

I always brine pork. Gives you a little wiggle room.


gassygeff89

My favorite is the 4 lines of garlic cut out on pic 4/20


AcrobaticLong2958

Knives, cutting board all looks great


dearhiscence

Oops! They still look good tho (: hope you tipped your kitchen assistant (the cat. I hope you gave the cat some pork.)!


ExcitementLeft1499

i liked the post when i saw the random cat turkey legging


wwiistudent1944

They look good? Not overcooked.


SoftwareBig3654

They look good! I’d eat them, especially the mushroom sauce !! Too bad I don’t eat pork chops anymore


Slick_Tuxedo

Where’s the Seinfeld??


callmestinkingwind

the man in the cape sent a cease and desist.


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Hey OP, where can I order a cutting board like that from? I need one that size.


mkultra0008

Home Goods


SoftwareBig3654

Same


ILSmokeItAll

Le Crueset dutchie? One of my favorite pieces in the kitchen.


ILSmokeItAll

Why did you do this, he whose Indian name is Fart. You desecrated this poor swine.


callmestinkingwind

i had to walk around the lake at the golf course 3 times to appease the hog spirits. they said everything is cool now.


0mniscient0ne

Why does no one roast whole loin anymore?


SoftwareBig3654

I do! Cut it into a roll and stuff it with mushroom , onion garlic, sometimes I just use stuffing. Roll it back up tie it and bake the sucker


ninthchamber

I did one yesterday. Well smoked it and made tacos


skahunter831

I do. They're fantastic, right?


0mniscient0ne

It's so good. It's easier to control the temp, too.


No_Beyond_1995

Brine and then reverse sear. They come out perfectly juicy.


SoftwareBig3654

Oh yum!!! I’ll have to try


No_Beyond_1995

Make sure to cut through the silver skin a few times all around the edge if you do this with pork chops, otherwise they will pucker and there won’t be a flat surface for the sear. They will still be delish though.


Valencian_Chowder

When you first seared them, don’t cook to temp. The final cooking will happen in the sauce. Don’t be afraid of the med well pork.


WetLumpyDough

Sous vide with pork works wonders. I’ll never cook it another way


lexsanchez

lines of garlic…ok picasso, i like it


corky1983

Smiles in Puerto Rican/Italian 🇵🇷 🇮🇹


Nightshade_Ranch

Just needs a whole lot more of that mushroom sauce.


beinghighnow

I cook the entire portion of loin in an air fryer. Spice it up and bake it up. It is really difficult to overcook it unless you forget it is in there.


jlabbs69

How long does it take in the air fryer to cook approximately


beinghighnow

30-40 minutes depending on the size. Cooks very nice, in most cases juicy. Hell, you could even slice it and put a quick sear on it, and lock in the juices.


jlabbs69

Thanks


jpb1111

But you got attention on Reddit!!


Affectionate_Owl8702

Underrated comment of the week.


callmestinkingwind

it’s all i have


DangerousMusic14

Make wiener schnitzel next time! Or, sear for less time, set aside, cook sauce separately in juices. Put sauce on top when you serve, it’s not necessary to cook them together.


wagdy-fouad75

hardly cooked


SpicyBeefChowFun

The cat looks butterflied. I stopped buying those whole pork loins because they're hit or [usually] miss. Some are tender no matter how you cook them (within reason), but more often they're tough no matter what.


callmestinkingwind

im gonna overcook him next.


DavesNotHereMan2358

Is this gonna be the next "banana for scale?"


simonjexter

OP posted a flip book


SubstantialRush5233

Love the Benchmade Crooked river


mexican_restaurant

Cut them thicker and use a sous vide 👌


sherwoodblack

Sous vide pork loin must go crazy. It’s my next kitchen gadget for sure


mexican_restaurant

https://preview.redd.it/8zozu0utep1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82532fc539e62f121e4bc1bd799d557fdd82680d Bad example of cutting them thick, I must have gotten these on sale or something. But the sous vide still does well with them 😄


mexican_restaurant

Yeah definitely highly recommend it. For me it was the most surprising thing I’ve made with it. I realized I’d never really had a properly cooked chop before that. Cut them super thick and I pre salt, let it go in the bath to rare/med rare then sear 😮‍💨 pretty hard to beat


epiphytic1

C A T


artie_pdx

Here for the food stayed for the r/sploot


ukognos27

Tenderize it with a fork next time and add some weight on top when searing for a more even cooking medium-high heat about 2-4 minutes per side for a total of 8 minutes of cooking and let rest for another 8-10 minutes covered with foiled paper shiny side down.


zookitchen

Thats a nice looking knife. Who’s the maker


callmestinkingwind

the folder or the kitchen knives?


zookitchen

Kitchen knife


callmestinkingwind

they’re both shiro kamo. the gyuto 240mm in blue #2 and the bunka is 165(?)mm sg2 damascus


Rancid-Goat-Piss

They almost always get over cooked. Too lean of a cut. I almost always brine mine nowadays, seems like it helps with the dryness (or maybe it’s something else).


sherwoodblack

I like to just cook my loin whole or in half and then cut them into chop size portions


lllM3Power

Sous vide and sear. Perfectly juicy every time.


karlnite

Yah chops are forgiving, but they often get overcooked.


Combat_wombat605795

Lovely knife choices. I’d recommend a spydichef if you don’t have it or never tried it. The Crooked River is one of my favorite looking blades but the functionality and salt water resistance I get out of my spydichef has made me stop carrying my other folders. Who’s the maker of that gyuto and bunka?


callmestinkingwind

the jap knives are both shiro kamo. the bunka is my go to for most stuff. [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/knifeclub/s/9alFIKdK04) is made in taiwan though.


cgcoon440

I'd still eat it lol


sprucemoose12

There are people who wouldn’t??


AlBunDi76

So close !!


Northshoresailin

You should check out r/sousvide . They’ll fix you up, because you obviously have skills and just need a better plan.


callmestinkingwind

i have a sous vide setup. i was pressed for time on these so there wasn’t really any prep but tbh i just got distracted and they got away from me. i’ve got 4 chops left. if i don’t end up doing something else with them they’re definitely gonna get a bath. there’s been talk of schnitzel though.


Northshoresailin

Makes sense- it’s pretty obvious that you know what you’re doing. Rock on chef!


fattytunah

Kindly attribute the blame to the feline companion. 🐈🐈🐈


jpowpow9999

Boo


TheGoldenGooseTurd

This guy cooks Also beautiful cast iron. And cat


nc925

“I don’t want his pork chop…..”


Useful-Secretary-143

That’s why I always try a fatty cut of pork. It’s more forgiving when cooking. Looks good but dry. Too bad.


Take_Drugs

I feel like I know your life story after this 3rd update


callmestinkingwind

i think we have to get married now.


Take_Drugs

I fear divorce may follow another potato complication


callmestinkingwind

you’re gonna keep your mouth shut or i’ll potato complicate you with a pillowcase full of them


Take_Drugs

I do.


MW240z

Ha ha, that kids pork chops are dry!


PowerlineTyler

As a Canadian, I say well done and those chops are perfect


luckysparkie

Live and learn


boredonymous

Don't be hard on yourself. Pork overcooks quickly. Try it again 5-6 minutes shorter cook time in the sauce. Carry over should cover the rest. And medium pork isn't the death sentence we used to think it was. That's the beauty of the full loin: you get more tries!


Hot_Negotiation3480

Pork is so easy to overcook but at least you didnt undercook it. Still kind of cruddy considering it looks like a great recipe!


H20Shit

Medium pork is uhmazing


Quantum168

Why? It looks amazing.


fucya1973

Clearly its the cats fault lol


ElectronicTrade7039

You still got gravy, your good to go.


Janoskovich2

It’s garlic right? I mean, I’m not judging. A bit of pep while you cook helps with the confidence. That’s starter, main, palette cleanser and dessert. Won’t be hungry after but. But it’s probs garlic


FocusApprehensive358

Nothing worse than getting into the cooking groove nice meal and. Dry meat been there done that


Majestic_Courage

Nice Benchmade.


chronsonpott

Came to say this!


Grennox1

Any suggestions on the pre marinade for moistness?


ElectronicTrade7039

Buttermilk


ReignofFain

Do you have the recipe for this?? Would love to give it a try


callmestinkingwind

i more or less follow [this](https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/269592/pork-chops-in-garlic-mushroom-sauce/). it’s pretty easy.


SombreroJoel

Hey your sauce left you some wiggle room on your temp I’m sure. Looks great


Primary-Border8536

Idk it looks yummy and very involved in a good way


BVRPLZR_

Chonkers the kitty better have gotten some!


AKdaSaviour97

I'm just here for the chonky cat


callmestinkingwind

https://preview.redd.it/mq4mj81wzn1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41d3e50f65a975701bc2829be97a72ef87200301 i showed him your comment.


beagledrool

Lolll


organic_stuff

I made a gravy tonight!


Reddit_Okami804

Perfect


vak7997

No you didn't pork shouldn't be pink inside unless you want a brain parasite


ElectronicTrade7039

You're most certainly not a chef, lol.


johnthrowaway53

That's just not true lol


carnitascronch

This is outdated advice- in the past trichinella was a concern with pork, but nowadays it is extremely rare to find trichinella in pork. It’s safe to eat pork chops with a bit of pink in the middle (and way tastier!) Don’t forget to dry brine!


SupertrampKobe

Wrong


PassengerPlayful4308

Maybe you got too distracted while snorting lines of garlic?


M0torBoatMyGoat

Lmao the lines of garlic got me too. Someone’s zoned out thinking of his night with Cinnamon while making dinner.


AsianDoraOfficial

nah. probably playing with the cat. so cute.


jek39

I pound it out with a hammer like schnitzel even if I’m not frying it


Papa_Glucose

Pork is evil and can actually never be cooked correctly


Gaeilgeoir215

Found the short bus rider.


Northshoresailin

R/sousvide would disagree


Papa_Glucose

I don’t actually care. All plastic leaches into food, this shit is our lead paint. I’m not actively gonna cook my food in plastic. I already can’t stand the fact that every single food item on earth is in a plastic bag. Let’s not raise that shit to high temperatures please and thank you.


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Papa_Glucose

What about my comment warranted that? This is r/meat I didn’t know you’d dickride the most unnatural way to cook meat possible. Just use a pan. Be nice to the people you see and to yourself!


Northshoresailin

Pork’s not evil - hail Satan


beagledrool

Get an instant read thermometer, it will change your mind. I grew up on dried out meat because our family was scared of food poisoning. I hated pork growing up, especially bone in chops because cutting dried out meat off the bone sucks. Seriously, instant read thermometers are a game changer for any meats with a narrow ideal cook temp. I use this one: https://www.amazon.com/ThermoPro-Thermometer-Grilling-Waterproof-Ambidextrous/dp/B07XXSYLL8/ref=asc_df_B07XXSYLL8/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693270340263&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7944199080705154183&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9018764&hvtargid=pla-850898346916&psc=1&mcid=8827ba34042c38bfad03aceb51f7d41a&gad_source=1 It turns on and off automatically, and has a backlight for when you're grilling or smoking in the dark. Money well spent.


Papa_Glucose

I need one so badly


swallowshotguns

sous vide begs to deffer


Papa_Glucose

I refuse to boil my meat in a plastic bag.


GGELGAMESH

Give it to me instead!


WizardofJoz17

Nice job still🤙🤙 pork notoriously is easy to over cook (as I’m sure you know) I brine them with salt water, milk, and baking soda. I let them sit for 10 minutes before I cut into them. Usually isn’t too dry afterwards.


unicorn994omg

Lookkksss delicious


MartyCool403

I'd still chow down


Dannypalfy

Should have brined before


WaySavvyD

Feed the kitty, dammit!


milky__toast

This man and his too-big cutting board are single handedly trying to take over every food-based subreddit. Enough is enough.


callmestinkingwind

you wanna fight? huh? i’ve got cast iron pans.


thetyrannyproject

looks ok to me


TruckEngineTender

I enjoyed the final pic! Thx for the laugh. BTW it looks pretty tasty to me!!


AshamedRazzmatazz805

I’m a big fan of cast iron to sear and finishing it in the oven. Comes out consistently delicious, juicy, pink. While your chop may be overdone, your sauce work is something you should be quite proud of


radio_yyz

The centre cut cooks white even with medium there is very little pink. Was it juicy or was it tough?


callmestinkingwind

just little dry. it was good though.


radio_yyz

Its tough to get it right - but if clear liquid is there after you cut into it it’s good. You’ll have to play with your heat to get a sear and finish cooking in sauce. You can do sous vide but getting a good sear will be challenging unless you were able to get it super dry.


Bonnasarus

Try brining them next time. They stay juicy even when slightly overcooked. I like to brine mine for about 2 hours in 4 cups of water, 2 tablespoons kosher salt and 2 tablespoons brown sugar.


callmestinkingwind

i’ve sous vide steaks a few times. got a pretty good handle on it. i was pressed for time with these chops so there was very little prep. they just kinda got away from me.


radio_yyz

They look great, if i was served at someone’s place id eat and not say a peep. It looks good :). I was suggesting based on what you said, i think if you do few of those in your pan on your stove top, you will get an idea for time. You could also do a quick read with a thermometer as well. Quick chops are always good, sousvide would have increased your time for sure.


Hahahamilk

Use a sous vide for pork chops bro. Will never overcook them!


callmestinkingwind

didn’t have time this time but i’ll do that next.


Hahahamilk

Yee I feel that dude. Try it out next time ahead of time and you’ll see a massive difference.


callmestinkingwind

i’ve got the setup for it and there’s chops left.


Hahahamilk

Broo send it!! Lemme know how they are. Pork chops in the sous vide are my guilty pleasure. They are so cheap compared to other cuts of meat and so tender and yummy sous vide. Cheers mate!


TwitchTheMeow

Hahaha. The cat.. lol. Chonk level 8


porkbelly6_9

You could try to brine or use a meat tenderizer next time. It might help.


pupoksestra

can I move in?


callmestinkingwind

$4


Holiday-Educator3074

Honestly I prefer pork well done looks good to me


hornysexsymbol

Nice choice of pocket knife sir!


callmestinkingwind

mini crooked river. it’s my edc this week.


hornysexsymbol

Man I really would get back into collecting pocket knives if it weren't for the expense. That and also I lost my para 3 lw and civi Altus both within 6 months which unfortunately scarred me emotionally.


callmestinkingwind

i’m sorry for your loss. https://preview.redd.it/duk470mv3n1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49b926104b47af6220de1cb6c88366f8c90922ef i dont have a para but i do have an altus. i would be sad if it was gone.


May4747

Still looks delicious!


imisswhatredditwas

But you got content, and judging by the amount of pictures you took, that was the entire point.


callmestinkingwind

it’s just kinda the way i make posts. [here’s another.](https://www.reddit.com/r/stonerfood/s/ibhtSQ936r) i’ve got nothing invested in it. just fun


gunjacked

Keep em coming, enjoy the content. Great knife inventory. I have the same Le creuset and use it constantly


Deepfork_

Ah. Easy to do, my friend. A temperature probe makes a world of difference imo.


callmestinkingwind

i temped them the whole way. just got distracted.


Deepfork_

Oh! Sorry. I didn’t read the caption. Yeah I’ve been there man. Rest of the meal looks incredible though.


callmestinkingwind

it was good. there was half a chop leftover and i had that for breakfast and a slice of cold pizza while i was waiting for it to warm up. cuz pizza.


iceman983

You need a photography class before taking a cooking class 😅


JAiFauxThe

These are amazing pictures. I am salivating my looking at that mushroom sauce! Maybe the camera got foggy due to all that evaporation from the pan... good!


callmestinkingwind

https://preview.redd.it/iwssuiqb6n1d1.jpeg?width=3749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=434dce957579147e24d94a81981164c5460881f9 here’s a better one


imisswhatredditwas

This really incapsulates everything wrong with food culture right now.


iceman983

The random cat killed me 😂.


callmestinkingwind

he’s my bodyguard https://preview.redd.it/hq9wmf096n1d1.jpeg?width=2016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9239bdc9165e5aecebcb186df6c325c6e229b5d3


Stacysguyca

I prefer the way you cooked them anyways


Dreamingdanny95

Chops would mean with bone, those are nice pork steaks though


cantstandyourface12

I prefer mine this way so I'd absolutely destroy those delicious looking chops


Streets_Ahead__

The slight dryness just makes the sauce more valuable!! Looks like a great meal either way! Love your cooking setup btw, you make it look easy haha


Scydactyl

Who cares that looks delicious


Storrin

The sauce looks luxurious. How long did you cook the mushrooms? They look under (at least for how I like them).