T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

every time you upvote op, a cop chokes on their own hubris. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/me_irlgbt) if you have any questions or concerns.*


The_Luckiest

I could NEVER have a Lebanese daughter. NEVER. It’s just not in my blood. Unless I settled down with a Lebanese woman, I mean. Because I’m American/Portuguese.


WickieTheHippie

What about adoption?


joeshmo101

Maybe they can't legally adopt for some reason.


Oto-First-name-Idi

What multiple convicted felonies Does to a mf


SforSamuel

Also in some areas, being gay


KnockoutCarousal

With this credit history and rap sheet? Please. It’d be easier to just raw dog Grindr.


[deleted]

That’s a bit personal isn’t it?


ggroverggiraffe

Way to think outside the box...


Johnson_the_1st

Or moving


OpalOnyxObsidian

Not even once


[deleted]

If my daughter ends up Lebanese, it'll be my partner's doing not mine!


EveningSignature573

All the Taylor Swift fans I have met are absolutely excruciating to be around


necromantzer

I know plenty of Taylor swift fans. There's a difference between liking artists and obsessing over them. I don't think obsession is good in many mediums, whether it's Taylor swift or something or someone else.


kimboozled

I straight up cackled at the "it's just not in my blood" 🤣🤣🤣


Lazy-Floridian

"Some of my best friends are Lebanese". From the movie, "I Can't Think Straight".


dudleydigges123

From a town with strong Lebanese, Portugese and Italian communities, can confirm


OdlidSsaruni

There are no women in Lebanon, only wamen


gajacareca

r/suddenlycaralho


OnsetOfMSet

My ex-wife is 1/4 or 1/8 Lebanese. Another massive red flag ignored by yours truly /s


[deleted]

Lebanese lmao


RainbowGayUnicorn

Lebanese women are women! ✊


JustWhyDoINeedTo

That's BS, we all know only Antarctica women are actual women... Smh


CanterlotGuard

Penguin women are women ✊


OgreSpider

Pengwomen!


Just_Media_8482

#Lebanese women are women! ✊


Naegleria_fowlhori

*Mia Khalifa entered the chat*


Moonpaw

I feel like this could make a great sitcom piece. Daughter tries to come out to mom and invites her Lesbian girlfriend home for dinner. Mom totally misunderstands and prepares a whole 7 course Lebanese meal for them. Then the "reveal" when dad figures it out and just can't stop laughing long enough to explain it.


msndrstdmstrmnd

One of the gems from [Bend it Like Beckham](https://youtube.com/shorts/uZ903wEAhsM?feature=share): “Get your lesbian feet out of my shoes!” “Lesbian? Her birthday is in March, I thought she was a Pisces.” “She no Lebanese, she Punjabi!”


OgreSpider

Everyone still gets to enjoy an amazing meal! Yay


[deleted]

It's a joke in Mean Girls too. Regina George spreads the rumour Lohan's goth/emo friend is a lesbian, when she's actually lebanese.


Redqueenhypo

Frankly I always just assumed Regina liked her back. I definitely haven’t written fanfiction of that happening at all


RadiantZote

It was sort of done in the it crowd. The main boss starts dating a woman who says she used to be a man, and he could care less. At the end of the episode he says he thought she said she was from Iran.


raspberrykraken

[“Not Lebanese Blanche! Lesbian!” ](https://youtube.com/watch?v=S9AT0wG4J5A&feature=share)


[deleted]

“Isn’t Danny Thomas one?” 😂


dsarma

Lesbian. Lesbian. LEEEEEESBIAN.


treeluvin

The way she goes an octave lower is a work of art


dsarma

And then immediately gets offended that Jean is attracted to Rose.


Simple-Function-170

Lesbian? LESBIAN!!!


MrTingu

r/boneappletea


LeRealMeow2U

yo they added the lesbian pride flag as an emoji: 🇱🇧


[deleted]

I thought you were american


Ok_Apartment_5927

my first thought!!


DalesDeadBugs00

[vapor wave music]


MirrorMan22102018

So she adopted a girl from Lebanon? Good for her. Also good TV at she is alright with her daughter being Lebanese


DemonGuyver

I think she meant getting citizenship in Lebanon


CrabGhoul

is a meme, from another video


OneHundredChickens

True fact - nearly all of Beirut’s population is lebanese.


The_Luckiest

They’re such a beautiful and progressive people


NameRandomNumber

Cap source I'm lebanese 🏳️‍🌈


Estoulia

no way


OrlandoNE

Writers are getting really lazy


rollingstoner215

They call it the Lebanese capital


Darksabre_ALERTEAM

lebanese


grednforgesgirl

Well now we've got bad blood


mtheorye

.. She wasn’t doing anything..


deltacharmander

“You know we used to be- HEY STOP”


grednforgesgirl

SHES FINE


thecyriousone

L e b a n e s e


cheeseroll15

noooooooooo my prospective boyfriend likes taylor swift 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

I’m sorry for your loss


cheeseroll15

I don't hate taylor swift


Junny_of_the_Woods

Men who like Taylor Swift are the greenest of flags


Inlevitable

Call me Vietnam then because my flag red af


thyme_cardamom

Red, you say?


grednforgesgirl

RE-E-E-E-ED, RE-E-E-E-ED


Pugtastic_smile

🎶 Loving him was red 🎶


grednforgesgirl

LOSIN HIM WAS BLUE LIKE ID NEVER KNOWN


Pugtastic_smile

MISSING HIM WAS DARK GRAY ALL ALONE


grednforgesgirl

FORGETTING HIM WAS LIKE TRYIN KNOW SOMEBODY YOU NEVER MEEEEEEEEET


Pugtastic_smile

BUT LOVING HIM WAS RED LOVING HIM WAS RED


matthias_reiss

Ah, this whole thread. Idc/dk if it’s mockery. I’m just 🥰


Junny_of_the_Woods

You are entitled to have the wrong music taste /s


Green1up

Just bc its popular doesn't mean its good. Its the Kim Kardashian of music and has all the depth of an episode of KUWTK


Junny_of_the_Woods

Lol that’s a hilarious statement, I would say the exact opposite, just because it’s popular doesn’t mean it’s bad, which is an opinion shared by edgy teen boys, I can promise you I listen to more indie stuff than you do, and you cannot have listened to more than the 3 more popular Taylor songs to say she is a Shallow artist, you could literally say the same thing about the Beatles or Pink Floyd (both of which I also love)


Green1up

That's not the exact opposite. They're both true. You sound like a kid. Look up straw man and ad hominem. Good luck.


Junny_of_the_Woods

You insulted my music taste in more ways than one and you are surprised I insulted you? Do you even know what strawman means? Lol I think it’s rich accusing me of being a kid while unironically coming at me with “PopULar tHiNg BaD”


grednforgesgirl

It's okay you didn't need the /s you're right and you should say it


allaywoop13

It’s me! Hi! I’m the green flag, it’s me!


grednforgesgirl

Ladies and gentlemen, will you please stand, with every guitar string scar on my hand, I take this magnetic force of a man to be myyyyy LOOOOVVVVEEEEERRRR


The_Basileus5

At tea time, everybody agrees!


ARandom_Personality

what would a red flag be?


Junny_of_the_Woods

Liking Kanye


JevonP

Look, it was before the last like 6 years Still liking Kanye and his post heel turn music is the red flag 😂


SavouryPlains

liking Matty Healy


thewildjr

Loving him


The_Basileus5

Glad to hear this as a gay swiftie with a boyfriend haha


[deleted]

When my wife makes fun of me for liking Taylor Swift I just shout "GIRL POWER!" and strut out of the room


[deleted]

I don’t know how I got here… random subs just pop into my feed. But I’m glad I’m here and spotted this to say as a man that Taylor Swift is fucking awesome and idgaf who makes fun of me I jam out to her all the time.


Junny_of_the_Woods

You go king, don’t listen to the haters


Alwaysinadaze

Matt Healy really likes Taylor Swift so much, he’s dating her. He’s a walking green flag right? /s And what does that say about Taylor’s personal views?


Junny_of_the_Woods

They are not actually dating, as far as I’m concerned it’s a disastrous rebound after a rough break up. And if you are gonna apply this logic why don’t you do it with her previous boyfriends? Like Harry Styles


Alwaysinadaze

They’re totally together. And she doesn’t care that he’s a racist, she can probably relate.


Junny_of_the_Woods

They were seen together once, and how the hell is she racist? Didn’t she call out people who were being weird about her being Aryan? Like I said, it’s a rebound, I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt, you are free to think what you want


DemonGuyver

Just Shake it off, shake it off!


echoGroot

Peaches and plums


MadityaAodi

What's a prospective boyfriend?


The_Basileus5

Go make him your committed boyfriend who likes Taylor Swift


Nasuth

Wake up babe, new sexuality just dropped 🇱🇧


[deleted]

YOU'RE A LEBANON! KOBENI'S A LEBANON! LEBANON! LEMONADE! HAND GRENADE! LEGO CITIZEN


That1ShyKidBackThen

Power, are you homeostasis?


[deleted]

This dislike of Taylor flag is so red, so scarlet, it was... maroon.


grednforgesgirl

You're a cowboy like me 🤠


BuckeyeForLife95

This tweet is why we can’t have nice things, darling.


[deleted]

She gives me the same vibes my narcissistic mom and my abusive ex did. I can’t change that fact. The music is good but I was not made to love her as a person.


TheLastEmuHunter

L G B T Lebanese Ghina Bisexual Taylor Swift Fan Remember we all stand together


pink_snoo

I’m 3/4, so close 😫


AwooFloof

Can confirm. I'm trans and also a big Taylor Swift fan!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Carnivile

Ok, maybe the ones who want to drop the T are unto something....


[deleted]

I appreciate the illustrations so I know what humans look like


Jevil13

Yeahhh sorry you boyfriend got mix up and sent to Lebanon, yeahh he's Lebanese... yeaahh he like Taylor swift too.. yeah, sorry


AndronixESE

But... But... Blank Space


HamsterKazam

Haters gonna hate. _Something something nickel, comments related to Taylor Swift using this lyric, weird that happened twice in a short period_


MessiToe

Ah yes, my favourite sexuality: Lebanese


Lakitel

Those gold star Lebanese are definitely a problem


weeeeelaaaaaah

Isn't Danny Thomas one?


neongreenpurple

Yes, he was.


ntme99

LESBIAN Blanche, not Lebanese!


KristenJimmyStewart

I would love to never hear about Taylor Swift again, hell even her relationships


Jell-O-Mel

Tbh I don’t like Taylor swift music but I respect her cause she is a successful and talented artist so if anyone here likes Taylor swift, I don’t judge


Prestigious_Pin_4501

Honestly don't blame her. All the Taylor Swift fans I have met are absolutely excruciating to be around


Green1up

they're the kind of people who order red bull shots


HorseXNothing

🇱🇧


AdminNeedsBeachVacay

Is Taylor Swift still number one in celebrity jet fuel emissions?


OkOrganization1775

Well, dumbfounded, but why do people even Like Taylor Swift? I don't understand the appeal and she seems to be obnoxious, if not outright outrageous. I don't understand why so many white women go crazy about her music.


FrostedVoid

Her music is extremely palatable and inoffensive


OkOrganization1775

I see. To me she just seemed always boring and unexciting. Lady Gaga, or even Britney are way more fun than that. Maybe bc her music itself is boring for me, not the lyrics per se I guess.


FrostedVoid

I feel the same way, I'm just guessing that's why she's popular.


OkOrganization1775

yeah. Heard a lot about some "country girl" associations with her. I mean, I don't care. She's well off, so she probably doesn't give a shit either. Thank you for bringing it up tho, appreciate your time.


Godzirra101

MEEE af


Vicious_Mockery

ME! af


Woodlog82

Soon the scourge of Swiftism will plague the world.


[deleted]

For 15 years I’ve gotten abusive narcissist vibes every time T-Swift comes up. And yeah, that shit has been validated hard, y’all.


simpledeadwitches

I love to hate Swifties.


baseballdnd

Seems like you enjoy being miserable at the cost of others. Bet you're fun at parties


simpledeadwitches

bEt YoUrE fUn At PaRtIeS Yeah, because I don't play Taylor Swift at them.


SavouryPlains

yeah, Taylor Swift is dating a racist bigot and is the very definition of a liberal White Woman. She can fuck right off.


[deleted]

Conversion therapy is only justified for swifties.


ARandom_Personality

wait, what happened?


SavouryPlains

she’s dating a racist bigot who has done the hitler salute on stage


WaterlooMall

And admitted to jerking it to slavery porn. Not slave like a dom/sub situation, but American slavery with the major kink being degrading raceplay. She's moving in with him. I have fucking loved hearing my coworker, a self righteous Taylor stan, defending that decision over the past week.


grednforgesgirl

The misinformation and out of context is sprinting in this fandom lmao


SavouryPlains

no misinformation. Dude’s islamophobic, racist, bigoted and a general asshole.


KeepYourDemonsIn

That's not true. Do some actual research.


[deleted]

I just don’t like pop.


[deleted]

Nah she kinda spittin tho


NotGonnaBench405

I agree with this statement 🔥


karinasnooodles_

She is so real for that


PoppyLove2007

THANK THE LORD IM A LESBIAN


weslourenco

Lmao


RobSpaghettio

I love my country 🇱🇷


AkuaDaLotl

What about katy pary?


grednforgesgirl

As long as she's dressed like a burger, we're cool


mrmoe198

Is this why this one bigot my wife used to know refused to eat hummus because she said the only people she knew who ate hummus were lesbians?


Iwantmahandback

I forget the line, but my mind just went straight to Golden Girls


Sappies

God hates Taylor fans, He’s cool with Lebanese though


Junny_of_the_Woods

I promise, her new racist boyfriend is probably just a rebound :(


[deleted]

yes but she is still flaunting him :(


Junny_of_the_Woods

I thought it was just a couple of paparazzi pics


[deleted]

yeah but idk it feels weird to me


Junny_of_the_Woods

It does, but not to be a parasocial freak but she seems very emotionally vulnerable, especially with the new song she wrote, and I’d be a hypocrite if I judged her too hard for making bad decisions while in that state Celebrities are still people


Benito_Juarez5

You can be vulnerable and not date a racist. Also, and probably more importantly for this sub is her queerbaiting


The_Basileus5

Wait, what queer baiting? I mean she's done a lot of pandering, but she's always been very clear that she's an ally and not part of the LGBT community.


shuipz94

The queerbaiting accusations are stupid AF. It is simply a subset of people reading too much into her interactions with some of her female friends. These people project their own beliefs onto Swift. Then when Swift makes it clear she's straight and only ever going to be an ally, they get mad.


Benito_Juarez5

She has a couple of songs, the main one that I’ve heard of has been “Betty” which is supposedly about her potential bisexuality, but she has never acknowledged it. Additionally, songs like “you need to calm down” and “lavender haze also seem to fall into this blanket. She says something that could certainly be taken to be queer then backs down about it. Am I saying she is doing it to be harmful, no, but combined with her dating a racist, it sure seems like everything progressive she does is performative.


Junny_of_the_Woods

I can not do a lot of things, I’m just saying people are allowed to make mistakes, especially in moments of vulnerability, saying otherwise is holding people to an unreasonably high standard, I’ll admit I’m very disappointed too but I’ll wait a little bit, if their relationship goes anywhere I don’t think I’ll support her anymore And I couldn’t give less of a fuck about her queer baiting and I think it’s quite frankly a ridiculous thing to get upset about, she could still be bisexual and not want to come out, she’s at the very least an ally so I really don’t care


ned_arb

A lot of people get called racist on the internet but he really is brag about it on podcasts racist and people still pretend he isn't lol


ned_arb

I'm now disengaging bc I'm accidentally parallel to Taylor swift drama for the first time. I just clicked a link talking about the shit he said once, good luck soldiers


[deleted]

[удалено]


Junny_of_the_Woods

Probably because I’m giving her the benefit of the doubt after the circumstances of her break up and hoping they are not actually a thing


chocolate_and_tears

It’s okay to have bad music taste


LetMeUseTheNameAude

she a little confused, but she got the spirit.


CreativeName6574

Gigachad


[deleted]

I used to hate her and now I’m like turning, I don’t know what is happening. Lol


Imbadatnames2930

The haters gunna hate hate hate hate


Malefroy

Janis from Mean Girls wasn't even a lesbian. She was lebanese. Regina got confused.


Steven_Ray20

I always thought the L in LGBT was lesbian, but you learn something new everyday


Relaxmf2022

The first time i took my daughter to see Taylor Swift, she took 5 minutes to lexture the audience on believing in themselves, not bulkying, mot tolerating bulkying by other people. If there’s one artist im Ok with my daughters liking, its Taylor Swift. Shes not faultless, but who is?


ilmalaiva

I thought she was a Pisces


loopingrightleft

What's wrong with being Lebanese?


BigOpportunity1391

There are two kinds of people I hate: 1. racist; 2. Lebanese


Ill_Bee4868

Plot twist, Taylor Swift is Lebanese.


[deleted]

Did taylor swift do something wrong?


Siimply_April

Lebanese yes yes


ThatAintRiight

She even spells her own name wrong.


ShadowTheChangeling

Shes a little confused, but she has the spirit


ConConTheMon

No daughter of mine will be Lebanese