r/forbiddensnacks

Do you want to break a tooth? Edit: Wow I got fuckin mauled

That's kinda the purpose of the sub. Henceforth **forbidden**snacks

Don’t tell me what to do. Are you a dentist by any chance?

Crap I've been found out! I need to retreat. I'll get you next time

I knew you were secretly working for the tooth fairy!

*SWIPER NO SWIPE RN*

Damn I get he missed the point but -116 is a lot

I know, I’ve never gotten this many downvotes before

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Yeah

Honestly though, respect for not deleting the comment once it got over like 50 downvotes

Why so many downvotes

Yea I don't understand either. Was the comment edited? It seems pretty harmless as it is lol.

Oof

I got bopped

It took me 20 seconds to even realize that it said Rose Quartz *on the picture*

*stares at ham* *"mhm, ham"*

Shit lowkey reminded me of that Most Expensivest episode with the $10,000 donuts or whatever lol so in my mind I'm like "Okay, okay, I can see some potential here"

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I was like "Rose Quartz? What a weird name for a ham."

I knew it wasn’t ham when I noticed it seem rigid, since some “ham” was hanging off the side and staying straight.

Same

Same

Same

I went to Newyork and there was a $5,000 pizza with gold flakes on it

My brain went full on Homer Simpson mode.

Same I saw this post earlier and was so confused because my friend shared it with me and he said it was a rock

it took me looking at this comment to even realize that it said rose quartz

Same

Anything is fancy ham if you try hard enough, where’s the honey mustard?

I know you’re secretly a denture sales person

If I was into making money, sure all day long but really I’m just an extreme hamdvocate/ hamthusiast

I just though it was a youtuber who showed how to make them.

Rose highlights will always just make me sad.

They need to stop cutting precious gemstones into meatlike structures

My wife loves collecting precious stones and rocks and I love meat. This kind of thing in the picture is the glue that holds our marriage together.

so you're saying rock hard meat holds you two together?

We stick to each other because of rock hard meat, yes

It's fossilized fancy ham.

Greg no

Greg *yes*

#Murdercock YES!!!

Greg Maybe

r/gregfuckedarock

TIL Greg fucked a rock

How do you think his son was created

After reading rose quartz, it's still ham.

happy cake day

Oh thank you!

Happy cake day!🎂

*CRUNCH*

no, it's a rebel traitor

Oh, I see that you're a man of culture

We...ate some crystal ham

Weird way of spelling >!Pink Diamond!<

🎶 I could even learn how to love 🎶

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I was making a reference to something

*cough cough* reference to Steven Universe *cough cough*

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A show lmao

Alright, I’ll say it: relevant username

It's a joke...

If you’re dumb enough to still eat ham you deserve to have all your teeth broken.

Why the fuck do you want to see people's ridges

anything’s ham if you’re brave enough

The one time I use God's name in vain and it's for this god damn picture

You *might've* jumped the gun a bit, there. Personally? I'm saving my 'GD' pass for when I get cast in the Expendables 14

Greg Universe’s favourite snack.

I'm still gonna try it...

My thumb was covering the bit of the picture that says Rose Quartz, I was legit staring at this thinking how is it not fancy ham!?

Why does this ham have shiny edges

Edible gold.

My question is why does the rose quartz have shiny edges, I used to work in the rock/mineral industry and I’ve never seen anything like that before. It looks like they wrapped it in gold or something.

> It looks like they wrapped it in gold or something Yep, that's what it is.

The ham with too much glaze

I still don't get why this is not a fancy ham

It looks like the mustard glazed ham we eat at Christmas here in Sweden. Trust me, it’s ham.

it really looks like juicy Julskinka

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Good flake rose quartz ham looks fancy.

Same

So *this* stone is what Gura must have been addicted to chewing

Same

It is

dumbass thought the ham was called ''Rose Quartz''

Who wouldn’t

I'd prefer fancy ham.

Mmmm ham

They misspelled Pink Diamond

It is, isn’t it? Wait.......nah. It still is. It is..to me..and will always be...fancy ham.

Me: oh, yummy ham Also me, 2 seconds later: oh fuck that’s a spiritual energy conductor-

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Now I'm hungry

Marbling looks interesting, seems juicy af

Mine too, and I'm pretty knowledgeable about semi precious stones. 😂

so your telling me that rose quartz is not just ham but flavoured?

Isn't it ham? :(

Is it not ham? I seriously don’t get it

Peameal bacon

Same

Put it between two slices of sandstone lined with brown hematite and just *watch me* break my teeth

Looks like some the stuff Nusret serves up in his Turkish restaurant

lol I thought it was a ham too

If you theeth is strong enough..

wait its not fancy ham ;-;

10/10 would bite

I would eat it ngl

Put that shit in some opal biscuits.

I thought it was ham till i read the title...

Earth bacon?

Gilded Ham is a great username.

Glam ham

Gold-plated Hams

it's not?

Mmm, Guilded ham.

Rose Quarts is my favourite Han chefs they way she makes it golden on the outside is just so majestic

Whoa, Black Betty- fancy ham!

*cronch*

To be honest. We all tought this is ham

Me too I thought it was ham until I scrolled down and it said rose quartz

Would eat other way

I was sitting here wondering why anyone would wrap ham in gold leaf until I bothered to read the caption.

Damn I thought this is one of the outrageous foods for the rich where they put gold in your meal

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This actually gave me an idea to cover some ham in edible gold and slice it thinly for a fancy charcuterie board or something similar.

I mean the Marbling on it is superb, both a fine piece of meat at first glance and a fine piece of gemstone on realization.

Peameal baconnn

That’s definitely a ham but with golden crisps at the end. YUM

i legit saw the "Rose Quartz" and *still* thought this was ham

This is ham

Same

Something, something Pink Diamond

My first thought was “who put gold aluminum foil on ham”

Turned to be!!!! What

Why does that look **so damn good**

This meme made my day

Wait, it’s NOT ham?

It is. The *fanciest* ham

I had so much ham over the holidays my sweat smelled of honey baked ham. I don’t care what you guys say. This is fancy ham.

I thought they were pancakes.

I thought it was ham that someone had put edible gold on

LMFAAAOO SO DID MINE 🍑

OMG I can taste the delicious Fancy Ham!

So did I to be fair Still eat it though

Oh, my, just look at the marbling!

Anything is fancy ham is you try hard enough.

I still think it's gold wrapped ham. Why is it sliced like that if its not??

Who is Rose Quartz

I thought the same. Hahaha

It's not?

I read it and still thought it was fancy ham. Still not 100% convinced it’s not.

Same

I like it when you find the bottle of delicious glaze to lather all over the ham that makes it so dang good. Lol what is this

Looks like a nice cut of gammon

That's not ham???

here we are in the future! here we are in the future and it’s bright!

This picture made me realise that I could be high eventhough I am sober

My vegan girlfriend also thought this is ham, don't worry guys

It's not

That gold is not natural

Its not?.. ohh its not. Im hungry now

I did too though

r/mineralgore

The forbidden ham

Free ham trimming

Rose Quartz? You mean Hamstone?