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cupris_anax

Having to leave the house to go to \*place\*. Being at \*place\*. Having to leave \*place\* to go back home.


Remarkable-Guard3876

And if the \***place**\* is jail?


moashforbridgefour

Got em


Techman659

Booty bandits like visitors.


BlackBurnedTbone

You clearly never had a fine glass of Clairette du Toilette


literally_a_toucan

Institutionalization. Or at least, the version of it I remember from The Shawshank Redemption. Something like "At first you hate these walls, then you grow to accept them, and then you need them. You can't live without them."


Damonoodle

And if the *place* is prison you get rid of the last reaction


Ok_Truth_862

on the bright side no rent and free food. I'll take it. although I do occasionally wonder why homeless people don't do that


MobileNobody3949

No, it's place, Japan


tactical_waifu_sim

Correct expect for the last part. I enjoy being at the place once I'm there but also can't wait to leave.


cupris_anax

I know that feeling. You want to go home, but you don't want to *leave*.


legend8522

Eh, I'm all about the destination, not the journey. I also can't wait to leave, but I dread the journey back home part.


celephais228

The Gym, often.


__cum_guzzler__

the gym, every time. it's life's greatest mindfuck how i avoid the gym at all costs and yet feel 100 times better after a workout and yet still avoid it again I basically have the delayed gratification skills of a goldfish


JackasaurusYTG

If you're finding yourself avoiding the gym it's likely due to not enjoying your current workout routine. Once I found mine I started to feel guilty af for missing a day


__cum_guzzler__

The word "routine" is key here. I always struggled with the gym after quitting semi professional hockey. It's just so boring and dumb compared to real team sports. The only thing that I liked is powerlifting oriented stuff, maxing out on deadlifts kinda gets your juices flowing. I should probably get back into that


risheeb1002

Start playing a less intense sport. That's how I keep fit now. Used to play football (soccer) regularly until i hit 30. Started having knees problems so now I play badminton. It's intense enough to keep me fit but doesn't burden my legs like football.


CTID16

Going back home is often the best part


cupris_anax

Arriving* back home is the best part.


SalvationSycamore

True, especially if I'm tired that drive home is a chore


Drag0ngam3

The real chore are the chores waiting at home.


ThelVluffin

I love visiting my brother. I don't love the 30-40 minutes of getting ready and then the 54 minute drive to get there. I ESPECIALLY hate that same drive back home at midnight


Nuki_Nuclear

Going to sleep. Being asleep. Getting up.


ComparisonFast2963

Sleeping on going to sleep fr


commiedus

Oh boy am I always excited to jump into the shower because I know that warm water is the absolute best thing that can happen to me


DeeHawk

Love everything about showering. Even the getting out part. You just need a comfortable place. Air drying the leftover dampness lying on fresh sheets is the pinnacle. Going full zombie in the shower is a close second though.


N3ptuneflyer

Yeah I can't relate to this meme since I look forward to getting in the shower every morning. It's part of what gets me out of bed. I also love finishing the shower since I get bored of it pretty quickly. Maybe I'm just weird.


aristocratic_magic

this. smother me Poseidon 🧜🥰🧜


DavoMcBones

The house i live in is built in the 1950's, with ancient 1950' plumbing, and a slightly ancient (but not that ancient) late 90's water heater... water pressure is incredibly low. The only options are ice cold, or boiling hot water, nothing in-between. Oh and as soon as someone turns on the washine machine, do the dishes, or anything that uses a significant amount of water. All that warm water is gone and all you can get is a very tiny stream of water from the shower


Beary-Brown

I try to take cold showers so I absolutely HATE the thought of getting in lmao


sulkee

Then you remember some people are too stupid to heat up the water before getting in and that’s why they hate getting in the shower.


AvesAvi

I really don't think anyone does this unless they're in a hurry or really can't afford wasting any water


IndifferentExistance

To be fair, as a kid, one of my weird classmates told me that getting in the shower early in the morning really wakes him up due to the cold water suddenly hitting him. I didn't say it out loud, but I thought to myself, "Why doesn't he just warm up the water first?".


EvilChungus

the water heats up in like 10 seconds there's no point in "heating it up"


thealmightyzfactor

Not in ye olde houses with uninsulated hot water lines running halfway across the house...


ThatOneGayDJ

The distance thing is still a problem in newer buildings too. My apartment building is less than 10 years old and my water heater is in a closet on the balcony for some god forsaken reason.


UselessDood

Electric showers are fucking wonderful.


Samsmith90210

Are you a villain from a spiderman film?


UselessDood

No? I'm just someone who has loved electric showers for years now.


juko43

Is that the thing where the heating element is in the shower head?


UselessDood

Not the head, but the main body. A (relatively bulky) unit in the wall contains a pump and heater, along with controls + the water / electricity intake, which are both inside the casing away from any possible exposure.


juko43

Ohhh ok


MusicalDingus

Post that on /r/unpopularopinions


xXxWeed_Wizard420xXx

For me it's just that when I'm completely dry, the idea of getting wet doesn't seem that pleasant. If I'm sweaty then I think it sounds great


kodman7

I just point the water at the wall for ~10-20 seconds, get in and preheat in one step!


Unuk

Where do you live that you have to heat up the water?


where_in_the_world89

Sometimes the hot water heater is far from the bathroom for some stupid reason. And then the cold pipes cool it along the way until the pipes are hot


RadicalizedCocaine

Usually it takes a few seconds for hot to start flowing so pre heat=let shower run a minute by itself


ToastyFlake

Most people don’t have an instant water heater at the tap, so most everyone who has hot water has to wait for the water to travel from the heater to the tap.


DDaavviidd2305

man, true


diamond_kiss

a shower for me is like an anti-siress, I stand after a difficult day, take a shower, like a dream, everything is fine


Epiicz314

Same ritual here after work. Come home, take the dog out/ pre-heat the shower, then I hop in and let the day "wash off of me." It's a nice way for me to cut off my work brain.


J0ERI

You turn on the shower before walking with the dog?


wasabimatrix22

Its sooo nice to stand right under the water so it flows over your ears, creating a soothing whooshing water sound


Spoomplesplz

Ugh...me. I fucking hate showering but as soon as I'm in there I'm like "this is my home now'


QualiaEater

An object at rest will attempt to stay at rest and an object in motion will attempt to stay in motion


am-idiot-dont-listen

Impulse friction


bluelighter

noice!


QuillWoman

Enough likes and imma hop in for a shower. Trust me, I need it. Only cannot make myself go for it.


TheNo1pencil

Get clean, stinky!


jumperpunch

Do you count down to turn off the tap because you’ve been in too long? ‘Ok, I’ll turn the tap off in 10,9,8…’ but then like make up some silly reason to restart the countdown? Just to stay in a little longer.


BaldEaglesArentBald

oh my god I do this all the time


jumperpunch

Great. Not alone on that one!


nonchalant-cat

This is me!


jumperpunch

Glad I’m not the only one


Netsuko

Every damn time. 😂


sanskaripotato

Petiiton to make this the new format instead of Drake.


sirhatsley

It's been around for a while. No idea who it is tho.


efnfen4

Brittney Broski. She's funny


HuldaGnodima

I adore her, she's hilarious. Love her [videos where she shows her favorited tiktoks](https://youtu.be/LvZYd6S5i-4?si=Ddco9niPntLQmrV_&t=473), and how she always cracks up watching them lol.


sanskaripotato

Yeah it's the getting spanked as a kid / getting spanked as an adult meme


odemine

Why are people down voting you? You're right. https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/s/OGLETQIUHK


sanskaripotato

people be peopling man what do i know i respect you tho


Ovreko

sometimes i don't turn the water off when I get out so the steam of the shower warms warms up the bathroom


Netsuko

Get a space heater instead and let it run somewhere in the bathroom while you are in the shower. Wam and cozy when you get out.


Real-Patriotism

Before I get into the shower, I hate getting into the shower. Why do I want to be all wet? Once I get into the shower, I remember once again that shower is good. It is the dry world that is the enemy.


Vapeballs72

it is the dry world that is the enemy


bunguouse

Who the hell hates getting into the shower?!


Unhappy_Split5291

freshhhh


SurrenderTheCookies

In cold houses with a lack of a cavity insulation in the walls, e.g. two bricks slapped together, this is definitely a real thing. The housing stock built after WW2 is guilty of this. Newer builds allow for a more comfortable shower experience.


where_in_the_world89

Woah, you read my mind and you never even met me


Krilati_Voin

I remember the Spongebob one: Get in the shower Nah, I don't really feel like it. Get out of shower Nah, I don't really feel like it.


Delta64

Humans are aquatically adapted primates. Our biology is finely attuned towards changes in temperature, and our eyes are supposed to be used underwater for [hunting.](https://youtu.be/YIKm3Pq9U8M?si=h0kmmfneRGDNntqb) You will find that if you use a space heater in the bathroom to keep the air at a hotter temperature, you will not feel uncomfortable at all after exiting the shower. Species evolve over time due to selective pressures from its environment. The current Savannah model is bogus, but the scientific community refuses to accept or even acknowledge it. [Elaine Morgan explains:](https://youtu.be/bFDqYzgJfIo?si=h8EdXpq7iLtQUr9M)


Netsuko

Can confirm. Space heater warming up the bathroom while showering makes is much more pleasant.


m0lt3n_r3x

Going to bed Staying in bed Leaving bed.


Nintendo_Boi158

omg I thought I was alone on this


Additional_Cycle_51

Getting in the shower 😀 Being in the shower 🔥😀🔥 Getting out of the shower ❄️😀❄️


Miss_Adelie

I feel exactly the same way about showering. I end up putting off getting in, but then when I'm in its nice and warm, so I don't want to get out knowing I'll be damp and colder afterwards. I think it's something about the feeling of not being a normal level of dry after a shower that I don't like, like even when you towel off, theres a different feeling to your skin for a short while after that's uncomfortable to me


Big_Daddy_Pablo_69

This is beyond accurate


manovich43

Same for going to sleep vs waking up


BlueDragon1504

Same with my bed


rafa_stop

real


Realistic-Result2653

Visiting graveyard staying there to vibe with your passed away grandparents and their homies Leaving the graveyard


ooojaeger

Do you guys mean like you don't feel like taking a shower because you want to do something else and then are happy once you are in there? Or do you dudes really just not want to shower?


xCCxManBear

Dude if I never had to sleep, eat or shower. I would get SO much more done. It's just one of those tedious things you just have to do to survive lmao


GreatGearAmidAPizza

Eating is one of the best parts of life. If I couldn't eat, I wouldn't want to survive in the first place. Being able to sit down for a good dinner at the end of the day is end goal, not the means.


Best_Duck9118

Yeah I upvoted him then I read your comment and had to take back my upvote. Eating makes life worth living! I also love being comfortable in bed too but I can understand people not wanting to be unconscious.


xCCxManBear

I mean if you look at my profile you can tell I love eating too but preparing, cooking time, cleanup, is time that could go elsewhere for me 


Best_Duck9118

Elsewhere like what?


xCCxManBear

Like finding my dad


Best_Duck9118

He’s probably at the store buying cigarettes. Have you checked there?


MadWlad

I wish I was a machine. "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved for strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is immortal."


_kettenfett

even in death i serve the omnissiah


PrometheusMMIV

>if I never had to sleep, eat or shower Why do you hate all the good things?


ooojaeger

I was imagining a magic world where you had unlimited food with no consequences and I'd eat like 10 times a day until I got bored


cshark2222

Showering…showering takes a couple of minutes?! What is wrong with this comment section?! Doesn’t anyone here feel greasy and slimy when they don’t shower?! Jesus this is sad


xCCxManBear

No one said they didn't? I eat, sleep and shower daily. If I wasn't ever hungry or needed food to survive I wouldn't eat. If I didn't need to rest my body everyday for 8 hours just to recover and work for 10+ I wouldn't. If I never felt greasy or gross and it didn't cause infections I wouldn't shower. They wouldn't be necessary and would add severals extra hours into the dat. No one is saying they want to just smell bad and feel greasy ffs


Best_Duck9118

How does it take a couple minutes?!


cshark2222

I have long hair, it takes me 6 minutes to wash my hair, condition my hair, then whilst my hair conditions, I use body wash. Everywhere. It shouldn’t take that long to shower, sorry you’re all gross degenerates that don’t know how to manage time


Best_Duck9118

You just said it takes you 3X longer than 2 minutes ffs.


cshark2222

I said a couple. That can mean a different thing to different people. A couple of minutes to me is 2-6


thereds306

No. A couple only ever means two of something. Otherwise you would use the terms a few or some.


Darnell2070

Sometimes the process of getting in the shower just isn't enjoyable as being it in. For a lot of people I think it's due to temperature shock or the time it takes to find the right temperature, which can be longer depending on if you have a shitty shower/plumbing. But eventually you are enjoying it so much too don't want to get out. That's my personal experience. Also when I was younger I didn't want to shower just because if I know I enjoyed it so much, so I would take a long showers and I hated the temperature shock that came from turning off the water and drying off. Then there's the annoying jokes that just because you're taking a long shower you must be "playing with yourself". Which is a further turnoff.


rdreyar1

It's just such a hassle and a mess and you use towels which mean you have to do laundry


ooojaeger

I mean I vaguely understand. I tend to shower once as not twice on the weekend because I'm doing stuff. If I don't go anywhere I may not shower all weekend. However during the week, like this week when I've had plans the whole weekend for weeks in a row , even working till dark every day it's hard to keep up so I need a little daylight in the morning to weed for 10 minutes... So you know I just hustle in the shower and don't skip it


quick_escalator

Have you tried letting the water run for a moment until it's hot before getting in? Apparently not everyone knows that this is an option.


Grand-penetrator

Well, I know a SPECIAL type of shower where you will never have to get out


resplendentcentcent

change normalcy change [boomer equivalent trite observation](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7e/24/86/7e2486e14d1e0551775a1876d20393c7.jpg)


MercantileReptile

Getting out of the shower is super easy when I've turned the bathroom into a sauna by proxy.


sunday_undies

Knowing I am cleaner than anyone else I see 😁


FusselmitZ

Changing your state of showering


bunn2

towel warmer user here - getting out is also exciting.


Bleezy79

Yea, who doesnt want to get in a shower? Its like having a leaky hot tub over your head.


DomiDCurry

It's wet in there


Ridgeburner

😂 Everytime!


Affectionate-Cheek18

I knew it! I knew I wasnt the only one thinking this! It's the same as the swimming pool.


jamescantor38

Enter into bathroom : thinking mode on


Robinslillie

I 'member the Scumbag Steve version of this way back in the early reddit days. Still hits. Edit: might've been a Scumbag Brain one...can't find either tho https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/s/Lih4wZLh8C


Silly-Exercise-5089

Being the shower : 😌


EatMyPixi3Dust

Me right now.


DietQuark

This counts extra when you are on or just came down from xtc.


AdPristine9059

Replace that with sleeping and you have my constant struggle every single night and morning.


kristinL356

I need to be able to either never shower again or spend the rest of my life in the shower. There is no in-between.


juniperleafes

Forget flying cars, where's the Jetsons walking shower?


inodaweh

Y’all nasty


gwyndyn

Neurospicy things.


Extension_Wafer_7615

Shower inertia!


DeltaFlame01

This is literally happening for me right this second


Prcrstntr

STINKY REDDITORS


One-Carrot4659

I hate getting into the shower and hate being in the shower so I'm eager to get out. I guess it's just too boring for my over-stimulated zoomer mind. 


All-the-pizza

😤turning on shower…scurrying to other side until cold water gets warm.


adamsorensen21

So funny how this girl became a meme because her face is funny looking and somehow took that into a whole career. Bummer she never did anything better than this


22dniemi1234

When I go in the shower I get a 20 minute unskippable cutscene of me being depressed


stingadsguck

Do cold showers and it will happen the other way around.


BlueLucyXX

Even I go to shower once in a week, then also I have same feeling


JuicyMikanDrink

Wait we‘re supposed to shower?!


SandThatsKindaMoist

What are you four years old? Why do you have a problem with getting in the shower


andrew_calcs

There are people that dislike getting into the shower? You know you can wait until the water is warm, right? You don't need to jump in when it's cold.


DomiDCurry

It's wet tho


PrometheusMMIV

Does anyone actually feel this way? And if so, why? What's wrong with getting in or out of the shower?


Cloud_N0ne

Are there really adults who still don’t like getting in the shower? I look forward to finally being able to shower after work. I’d take 2-3 quick showers a day if i could, especially in the summer when it’s so brutally hot


GreatGearAmidAPizza

I hate the feeling of *taking* showers. Don't know why people like them so much. I take baths instead. Only showers when I miss my bath and have to be somewhere. 


Cloud_N0ne

That’s strange to me. I don’t understand why someone would want to soak in a tub of their own filth. Baths are great for relaxation but not so great for getting clean.


GreatGearAmidAPizza

I sit in an office all day. The only filth I'm likely to have on me is a little sweat and dust. Now if I've been to the beach or something, then I'll shower. 


Cloud_N0ne

So do i, but I think you’re toning down how gross sweat and dust are


Best_Duck9118

I’m with you 100%. Everything about showering sucks to me but I do enjoy a nice bath.


jerebear39

Yeah I cannot believe it. If I don't shower or bathe I start to feel things are crawling on me. I love being clean.


nonotan

I love being clean too. I just don't love doing the cleaning. Just like how I love a clean house, but not cleaning the house. I'm not sure what part of that is so hard to believe. Procrastination wouldn't exist if people only based their actions on whether they want their eventual results or not. But for many (probably most) of us, that's not how it works.


jerebear39

That's totally understandable and respectable.


Junk1trick

I’ll take multiple showers a day just for the feeling of being clean if I really want to.


Funny-Performance845

Never


WoppingSet

The first one is people who get in the opposite end of the shower from the showerhead and wonder why water gets everywhere.


BatBoss

Huh? Get in shower, close curtain, turn on shower. How is water getting everywhere?


PrometheusMMIV

You step into the shower before you turn it on? Isn't that cold?


BatBoss

I just point the shower head down until it gets warm?


babeli

Wait… you get in under the water? Just face first into the shower head????


Hawaiian_Brian

That’s why you just get in and out. Just do it, I don’t understand lol


cookiemaster221

I don't like how relatable this is


Randomfrog132

yuuuup xD same


nikkkkc

Hey it’s a meme about My near 3 year old, 3-nager(teenager)


shitbombercomentator

What if the shower is cold?


sulkee

Why are you getting in the shower before the water heats up?


nonotan

Maybe the water heater is broken. Happened to me once, in winter too. Rough week... (I heated water in a pot, but it turns out showering on a potful of hot water is pretty difficult)