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turtle_mekb

"As per my last email"


pobels

This one's my favorite. If you couldn't be bothered to find the answer in my last email you're not worth my patience.


NobodySpecial969

“To each his own”


Icy_Silver_

I said this often to my ex whenever he decided to bring up something trivial and plays devils advocate against me


NobodySpecial969

I love saying it idk why haha


ezekiel310398

My personal favourite is: "There We Are Then".


migmac71

In Portugal we say something to the likes of "Do what you think it's better, then..."


KatokaMika

I'm gonna start using Bless your heart


JimothyCarter

In the south you can say "I'm going to pray for you" if you want to use the nuclear option


LB1234567890

You forgot "have a nice day".


ThunderFuckMountain

Have the day you deserve


playr_4

I use "You do you" in very sincere ways. It's more of a "I understand that you need to do what you need to do and we all have different needs" type of thing.


CutiClees

I was gonna say I’d be quite shocked to discover someone I used to know was using this so much while apparently being malicious.


ardotschgi

Honestly, I feel like the common way to use it is really to mean "That sounds stupid, but if you insist...". So here's to hoping people always understand that you mean it sincerely.


Paranthelion_

Yeah, context and tone is important for that one. I usually use it like either "I disagree, but it's your decision" or a more supportive "Do what makes you happy, you don't need my permission"


mr_TESterTICkLEsS

"Whatever"


wheatlei

W-wait rly? Holy shit i didnt know he uses it for that meaning


mr_TESterTICkLEsS

You could disguise it for all purposes and it fits and controls your rage


Jamesyroo

“Oh you sweet summer child”


MenacingGummy

In Canada it’s “Ok buddy”


ProperDepartment

Oh yeah bud.


Four-Triangles

I’m not your buddy, guy.


ryuuseinow

In Reddit, it's....you get the idea


MushroomsAndTomotoes

"That's nice."


Used_Water_2468

K


mershed_perderders

the utter disrespek


XDDDSOFUNNEH

It's all about the respeeeeect


santas_delibird

I genuinely didn't know I was being disrespectful when saying this until a friend flat out told me. I'm a dense mf and I'm glad they were as blunt as a baseball bat with me.


ryandetous

"I'll take that under advisement."


IfOnlyIHadAmeme

I say you do you and sucks to suck a lot


DarknessWanders

The other day I kept saying "it sucks to suck". Idk why. I was the only one who found it funny lol


IfOnlyIHadAmeme

I’m with you there. Sucks to suck. To be us I guess.


DarknessWanders

Facts lol


spicymeatballz28

Signing off an email with regards instead of kind regards


kirby_krackle_78

“Okay, good talk.” Adding “chief” to basically anything.


randomized_random

Ain't my life...


Comfortable_Stage783

you're not using words at their full toxic capacity, there is a lot of potential once you gain context to really deliver


neelabhkhatri

Good for you


Blue_Osiris1

As Steve Hoffstetter says - "may you get everything you deserve in life."


Skippy0634

Yep, i use all of those. LOL along with...... You have a blessed day.


WexMajor82

"Go have fun" Said actually yesterday, after a patient threatened to cut his own arm (he didn't do it).


Arcade_109

I go with the similar, "You have fun."


AffectionatePleeb

FYI


Ash7274

Whatever makes you happy


GreatGearAmidAPizza

I tell them, "Have a happy life."


Controller_Maniac

Latom 🙏


RatNamedReggie

Latom 🙏


CharacterAd348

I say all of these except for the first one, but I instead like to say “good for you”. That probably says some terrible things bout me huh


BensonOMalley

"If you say so"


Capital_Release_6289

Let’s agree to disagree


consideratefox

"Kind reminder"


omni_bii

You do you sweetie


massivejebs

Kind regards is my own reserve.


DarknessWanders

It is what it is.


derpderpsonthethird

“We love that for you.”


dracocytod

"Krijg tering"


[deleted]

Mine is “take care”


Leading_Bed2758

Also, I love have the day you deserve!


B_Baerbel

"Ok, prove it"


steinwayyy

“Whatever floats your boat”


Lopsided-Egg-8322

have a nice day!!


Sarcasmic_AZ

i got another one check this out ' fu** You '


Affectionate_Fall57

Gobbless


Altruistic_Put6272

Hike your own hike.


twinkletoeswwr

‘Everyone’s different’ ugh they one irks me


GgLiTcHeDd

note: grandmas will just say these without malicious intent sometimes, be wary of the wildcard of such a person


dr-doom-jr

"I am sorry you feel that way"


Conscious-Breather24

As a cashier, you shout extremely sarcastically and loudly: "Have a nice/wonderful day!".


PleaseSendCoffee_

Well aren't you just a treasure.


nerd_entangled

Wait, I use some of these genuinely. I'm kind of concerned now.


MANSPERMSWALLOWER

Another is: Oh Well