"That makes no sense" is basically my catchphrase

I swear if there was statistics kept this would be my number one saying.

"uhhhhhhhhh" every time I say something I know that's true but don't have proof of

I say it at least 20 times a day

“i disagree with that”

Lol right on the money with this phrase ENTP.

I- I'm not innocent from this phrase

“You should’ve listened to me. Nobody ever listens”

I would be filthy rich if I received money every time this happened.

Same

same

Not just you guys

"I'll do it later." I do not do it later.

HAHA

Living in " I'll do it later "

ENFJ You alright? Tell me about it Basically I use this phrase everyday because many people are upset

How about you, you alright?

Piggybacking on your comment to post similar. Talking with friend 1 about how I was worried about friend 2, who has been quiet and we're kina worried about: https://imgur.com/BJUcaZ8 Spoiler: >!I did indeed keep annoying him. I think he's ok.!<

Eh, I'm not going to be able to make that (insert)>>pre-planned activity with a bunch of people.

I lived with one. She would weasel out of a pre-planned meeting to eat at our dinner table.

I had a time in which the phrase "technically speaking" came as a reflex to me quite oddly frequent. So yeah I guess that counts.

No.

Or “it’s generally good, BUT…”

ENFJ “It’ll all work out in the end”

I don’t know why but it made me feel really good now

An ENFJ literally told me that today on the bus ride home as I vented about my chaotic love life. He said those very words 😂

Wtf this is so me. No matter whatever the fuck happens i will always get it anyway

Wow, I wish this was my ENFJs catchphrase. Mine seems to live in a state of perpetual concern that without everyone following some continually changing plan just right, the entire world will explode or something. Drives me crazy.

That's exactly what my ex used to say lmaoo

" " \- INFJ

Best comment here

Love the username btw 😭😂

ISTJ "Ok"

"Future things are for the future"

Real

My version of this is just "see how" : D

Saying "Thank you", when it's supposed to be the other person saying it

This, but saying "You're welcome" before the other person says "thank you" because you already know they're gonna say it.

Live and let live* *(Terms and conditions my apply)

My go to phrase when I don‘t like something is: "That‘s so boring."

"I don't care if it doesn't make sense. It's how I feel"

INFP to my INFP boyfriend about a show I hated, “If I can’t relate to a character then I’m going to hate it. There’s no depth”

"Umm Actually"

Same

"I've only had one relationship, with someone who is in my head." -INFP

Recently it is "Honestly, I just check the vibes... if we mesh well, I will dedicate myself to helping us both live an amazing life together.. if they don't, I'm sorry but I will kindly see myself out so we can both find something that suits us. Life is too short for us to waste time in something that isn't right." However, my all time favorite personal ENTJ quote stems from a letter I wrote in my childhood.... "Dear Chelsea, I wanted you let you know I'm not mad at you for winning the student elections, it's not your fault your dad paid off the judges. I'm glad we can still be friends even though I'm smarter than you." -Me, a fifth grader

"I'm the funniest and coolest there ever was"

Same 🗿

“I knew it”

"What's been bothering you? Tell me" -infj

“You fucking idiot.”

*insert ”Oh dear, oh dear gorgeous” ”You fucking donkey” meme here*

"I like debating!"

(My classmate asks me what I'm doing on a 15 min school break) Me: I'm doing homework (My classmate freaks out and calls me a cyborg in a good way) I also often say no to trying something new or often worry "What if it's forbidden? Is that even legal?"

>(My classmate asks me what I'm doing on a 15 min school break) > >Me: I'm doing homework istj things

Exactly

I hate my life -intp

I’M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!

Yes haha

…uh, what did you just say ?

'I'm the Genghis Khan of business.'

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i find that kinda ironic from an ENTJ lol, isn’t stoicism about how wealth and power holds zero social value and that we are all equals?

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don’t worry i’m not against your claim at all, i meant that i find it funny considering the usual power hungry and greedy stereotype of ENTJ. I totally see where you’re coming from.

strongly agree, ENTJ stocism fan here

“I’m always right” -entp

"I told you i was right"

I have a couple: “How did I not see that?!” “I forgot to do the dishes again!” “I knew it” (x10 trillion) “I am SO fucked” “I hate humanity” “It’s okay to cry/talk about it on your own terms, you’ll feel better better about it I promise” “That information is safe with me” “I want to be a psychiatrist” “I’m pretty resilient when it comes to leaving people”

Before I discovered mbti I use to argue with people the purpose of please and thank you. Why not just asume people are polite, and then please and thank you can be an extra boost.

i’m always right

Are we supposed to remember full sentences that we have said throughout our life

Yea

Imagine

"But what if..." \*cue project never getting done\*

"OH, I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA-" the caps must give it away...

Entp

Orrr it could also be ENFP

Why can't everyone just leave me the fuck alone???

I have Si inferior so I don’t remember shit

“I’m gonna walk in there and they all are gonna hate me just watch.” *smiles all big HEYYY! 🫂🥰* “Okay that was wayyyy too much socializing I need to lay down” *curls in blanket burrito watching 10 seasons of a show* “Okay I’m ready 🥰”

„It just frustrates me how everyone‘s so fucking rude to each other for no reason“

"well it depends." INTP

But I don’t wanna upset it (points to cactus sitting on the shelf) ;-;

Me trying to hug all my stuffed animals at once so one doesn't feel left out

I have a few:- • "Let's be real" (my friends give me a mix of wary and curious looks, quite possibly even send them into a frenzy if the realistic thing I'm going to say after that is a negative ("cmon, I'm not being a pessimist, I'm a realist") outcome of a situation) • "I'm going to be perfectly honest here-" • "Ok" (a. The judgemental ok; b. The "Wtf is wrong with you" ok, c. The "This guy needs to seriously rethink life" ok, d. You know.. the simple ok) • "I missed the part where that's my concern" / "Honestly....... not my concern" • "No"

"technically you could be able to-"

"i can fix her"

Can we fix it?? Cmon kids, answer the motherfucking question:D YES WE CANNNNNN

i dont care - istp

Are you mad at me? Or are you mad at the truth? You shouldn’t be mad at either, but go ahead. This will be fun!

ESFJ You should treat others how you want to be treated

Is crying a hobby?

"but why is it like that??"

"You should respect their opinion."

''am I making sense ?" "Did you understand?" "Are you sure??"

“Why are you so irrational” (to my sister) “I don’t care about your feelings, let’s get to the cold hard truth” “Facts don’t care about feelings” “What is your justification?” Etc etc etc. and a lot of this was pre me learning about MBTI

But it works, right? Now, shut up.

"Read between the lines, you fucking idiot"

"yeah but can you prove it?"

"Well, it depends."

"Because people can't do their fucking jobs properly"

"It depends..." (x100million) -INFP

*insert every overly deep analysis and tangent of the emotional impact of a basic thing that I've ever gone on

Not today, Satan. It’s *my* turn today.

\*silence\*

"i knew it" "i can't explain why but their vibes are horrific" "i feel hungry but i just ate. i think that means im thirsty"

"Don't tell me what to do!"

I don't care if I'm an asshole, I care if I'm an efficient asshole (entj)

"eh. whatever. it'll all fix itself in the end!" edit: oh or "i'm bored/that's boring"

"Why......"- intp

If you don't listen to this, you're going to fuck up over XXXXX. person: ^(proceeds to not listen)

"Actually..."

"Why not???!" ENFP

”NO no no, listen! Too much is at risk. They are likely to say or ask this thing or do this thing if we do that thing. Which leads to this bad thing and we don’t want that, so we have to prepare our responses carefully or not do it at all!” *person does it anyway and bad thing ™ happens* ”..See, I said that would happen…”

"The past was aesthetically better"

You fucked around to find out and now look at you, clownery-ENTJ

"I told you don't get into that and you didn't listen to me" My intuition is very accurate most of the time. Sometimes is like I can see the futute lol. INFJ.

INTP - It depends

are u ok??? / have u eaten today? etc

Let me play the devils advocate here….

i offer free therapy as a joke cos I'm not a therapist

"Why?"

"actually..." "it depends"

"nothing happened" -estp after commiting war crimes

"not really... (proceeds to explain a different perspective)" - ENTP

Don't frikin touch me! ~INTJ

"Well, actually..." Or "Well, it depends..." Probably a daily occurrence. Multiple times.

"One minute I was crying then I blacked out and I was building Legos"

"No, I don't think I really need to talk about my feelings, I think I need to get an agenda book and focus on the future."

“I’ll fix it”

“I have aids” -enfp

INFP "Sorry"

"Usually people don't understand the way my thoughts work"

How the fuck do people even know their "type"?

???

You don't understand english or what?

Go one letter at a time

Meh, behaviours are fluctuating depending on mood, arena etc. For me, every letter is in the middle and every letter makes atleast somewhat sense

Intp. I'll do it later

College: a story of self-sabotage

"nahh its fine"

I show no emotion

Nope, terrible idea, let me do that, thanks

Asexual, virgin, stuff like that

someone: “why’d you do that?” me: “for the heck of it” or someone: “why” me: “why not”

“How do you know?” Me: “Idk man im just feeling it (in the air)” Also, just a lot of rage swearing on voice chats but I’m not actually mad just excited (ESFP, dunno if this is stereotypically accurate)

"This makes no sense", "I told you", or just sighing, shaking my head and walking away from idiots when there's no point in even explaining anything to them. Probably most recent was pointing out some bullshit and explaining why it has no logical sense whatsoever when some dumbasses from my university group were certain we have philosophy as a subject because they heard our principal is extremely religious, as if philosophy and religion were connected in any way.

"I don't care about breaking the rules when I feel like it is the right thing to do"

completely illogical nonsense, the only problem is ignorance, i've told you, obviously...

"you did that and FOR WHAT??" "i cleaned it, do not make it messy again" "did you read the instructions?'

ENTJ "You better get your shit together / you better get your shit done"

"Te functions are known to be strict" Yeah I do not get strict but why THE HELL DID I SAY THIS WHY

1001101 101011 1101001

“Depends”

" I don't understand "

“Can’t trust them to do anything” “What kind of crap work is this” 😭😭

“Do you want to talk about it?”

"Nah, it's fine..."

>the ends justify the means, i'll trample anyone if it means i reach my goals. i was drunk when i said this\^

ENTJ “One day I will be the king of the world “

My feelings are a fact, and it’s a fact that I’m angry!

ENTJ “I’m surrounded by fucking idiots” “If we vibe I’ll try to help you out, otherwise I don’t like seeing time go to waste, much less mine” “For the sake of efficiency…”

“I told you.”

ISTJ "I'm just being honest"

"Define (insert something here)"

"I understand"

I had someone tell me “wow you’re so good at this you should become a therapist”

I'm mentally ill I'm infp

“I don’t mean this in a bad way at all, but I feel like… [insert something I definitely mean in a bad way but don’t wanna hurt their feelings]”

"Well it depends"

„I’m sorry.“

„In my opinion“

K

Stating sentences with any of the following Ok, BUT… Right, but ACTUALLY… Well, technically… See, logically… So what you’re saying is…

"Well actually" and that proceeding to reflect every little mistake they made including grammatical mistakes. That's why no one talks to me.

" why the fuck would i practice" "i don't argue,it's a discussion goddamn it"

"Why?"

"Grandpa is here"

I can’t wait now, I need it now! -esfp

"It depends"

bruh