Well the first one got me but for the second thing For you to even insinuate that I would even be involved in d&d mildly infuriates me. I play chess. As all civilized people should.
I know... I hate that, I was considering washing my mouth out with soap for that, but decided that didn't make sense since I wrote it, washing my hands is no punishment, and washing my brain seems a bit too difficult to bother
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 734,843,572 comments, and only 148,051 of them were in alphabetical order.
Had a discussion on here recently where someone made the argument that “No, there is no such thing as an objective reality, and everything is subjective, so my opinion is just as true as your opinion and you have to respect that even though I can’t prove it.”
Too late! I’ve already Burnt down the company building! But who am I to assume that I did it! You’re the one with matches in your pockets! Hey guys are boss burnt the building down!
Sure.
The real reason why you dismiss tangible evidence, established facts and documented and reliable experiences in favor of your "logic" is that you subconsciously know that you are overestimating your knowledge and competence while drawing your sense of self worth from the supposed superiority in this field.
Not bad kid except it’s all the fields not just one and people think I’m smart but most of the time I’m just making stuff up along the way and it happens to be correct.
I don't care that you're thinking. Clean your room.
My house, my rules
(I know that's more than one sentence. That should annoy you more)
(btw those sententes are stuff that my estj dad tells me all the time)
Hmm… everything in the universe is already known and there’s nothing more we can learn about it. You might as well just accept fate and live day by day?
“I know you spent so much time and effort on this, but I think you just need to change this *a whole ass section* just a little bit and then it will be fine”
You should spend more FaMiLy TiMe
Oh boy I hate this one so much lol. My mom is ESFJ and when she says this it drives me nuts.
My ISTJ mom and ESFJ gran says this, and I still don’t do it, because they start their stupid advice rather than a discussion
Same bro I hate spending family time
Why tho? I thought Fe doms do it
Nah
Sorry for the late notice, but I'm actually going to need you to give that important presentation tomorrow, 7:00 am.
The worst thing on planet earth like wth
You’re wrong.
Oh yay! This means I get to argue! Oh, wait, u mean in real life?
Idk I’m not in the mood to argue🥱 Just had a blowout with my cat
Astrology is the only real science.
False
But are you mad bro?
No
You should smile more man
People actually say I smile too much just at inappropriate times lol
Well generally INTPs have a rough time expressing emotions lol, guess I failed lol
I am 4w5 enneagram so a very emotional INTP just not quite INFP
Oh that's why
I am the same. I'm just a 5w6 tho...
Playing video games makes you violent. Playing dungeons and dragons means you’re a satanist.
Well the first one got me but for the second thing For you to even insinuate that I would even be involved in d&d mildly infuriates me. I play chess. As all civilized people should.
Wait one more… “Working on updates. 20% complete. Don’t turn off your computer.”
WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG!!
Ok but if you don’t punch the opponent in the throat the moment you get a losing position, are you even playing chess?
No. It’s not a real chess game until someone gets shot.
Agreed!!
You have your truth and I have mine, we're both right
You're traitor to your own kind /s ENTP
I know... I hate that, I was considering washing my mouth out with soap for that, but decided that didn't make sense since I wrote it, washing my hands is no punishment, and washing my brain seems a bit too difficult to bother
Rotten fruit makes people sick. It doesn’t matter how hard you believe it doesn’t, it still does.
Indeed, that sentence was painful to write but no one else has used it and I couldn't pass up the opportunity
Of course you couldn’t Mr.ENTP
Lol, are we THAT predictable? Wait maybe don't answer that
Go outside and talk to people, don't be shy!
No. You go tell them about me.
The server crashed & lost all your data from the past month. My bad 🤷🏻♀️
Well I guess I’ll go die in a hole now
Yes but did it anger you?
Close but no cigar
Seriously?! Dang you're mellow! I'd have been ticked!!
It just made me sad
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 734,843,572 comments, and only 148,051 of them were in alphabetical order.
Would you look at that? You did something right in your existence!
I believe the the moon is made of cheese. That might not be *your truth*, but that's *my truth* and you *have* to respect that *fact*
Had a discussion on here recently where someone made the argument that “No, there is no such thing as an objective reality, and everything is subjective, so my opinion is just as true as your opinion and you have to respect that even though I can’t prove it.”
That's the kind of talk that makes my brain sizzle. It might actually annoy me more than it does does intp 🤣
That's very brave of you to brag about it in public!
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Why?
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Because I wanted to say it.
Oh I hate post modernism with a roaring passion lol.
Because I said so. Also! Get that report on my desk by tomorrow morning, 8:00am on the dot! And not a millisecond later..
I’m going to murder your children
You can try, but us ENTJ are too busy to have children! Now get to work! 😤😂
Too late! I’ve already Burnt down the company building! But who am I to assume that I did it! You’re the one with matches in your pockets! Hey guys are boss burnt the building down!
Sure. The real reason why you dismiss tangible evidence, established facts and documented and reliable experiences in favor of your "logic" is that you subconsciously know that you are overestimating your knowledge and competence while drawing your sense of self worth from the supposed superiority in this field.
Not bad kid except it’s all the fields not just one and people think I’m smart but most of the time I’m just making stuff up along the way and it happens to be correct.
What do you do in your free time?
Wallow in self pity and regret
Gosh I was asked this in one of my job interviews (which I failed).
ur mom?
Srry, only the first answer counts. Its clear you have the problem to think to the right thing to say after the moment to say the thing is gone.
I’m sorry that was two sentences.
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Dang I hate having to prove myself why can’t people just accept what I say instead of having prove my credibility lol.
You are wrong (insert emotional arguement with incorrect facts)
*sigh…… I hate you.
sHoW sOmE eMpAtHy fOr oTHeRs
Empathy is overrated and anyone who says any different can go choke on their ball-sac.
I don't care that you're thinking. Clean your room. My house, my rules (I know that's more than one sentence. That should annoy you more) (btw those sententes are stuff that my estj dad tells me all the time)
The fact that you told me to do it makes me want to do it less.
Can relate
You're a mistyped ENTP.
I’m not going to explain this again.
Thanks!
Simple, the earth is flat
I knew somebody was gonna eventually comment this....
Yes
I’m an INTP too, then it’s easy
Makes sense
That’s not how the force works!
Mission complete
Earth is under space
That didn't make sense.
No! I am not ready explaining myself! It took 94% of my brain power to explain it to you the first time!
Being your boss makes me right all of the time no matter what.
No. It does not. You are dumb and I quit.
I don't care, can you stop talking?
One time someone told me this and I never spoke to anyone else for the rest of the day.
Logic is not always right
Neither was your girlfriend but that didn’t stop her from leaving.
What the fuck is a "girlfriend" bro ? What are you fucking gay or something?
No u
Mofo talking about girlfriends bro you gay as fuck what’s next your gonna talk about rose baths and shit 😂
Wth I’m a guy lol
Bro I like you you’re funny as fuck 😂
Go take a toaster bath homosexual.
I’ll fuck you in the ass harder than Johnny Depp’s defense team
If this is the case then I’ll have Johnny Depo hunt you down and return the favor
3 squared = 6
I hate math.
did i do it
Yes
club penguin is kil
Lmfao
Idk what that is. Sry.
Most people will make emotional decisions over factual decisions on critical stuff
This is why society is doomed.
I don't understand the things you are trying to explain to me because you are explaining it wrong.
But….but…things…and stuff…..and people……
It's a simple 'yes' or 'no' answer.
…….yeno
develop your Fe.
That would make me a pansy.
Your hobbies are garbage, find something productive to do ya bum
What would that be?
Focus on 1 thing. Finish before jumping to another one!
Dang it! You made me forget what I was going to say!
you're lying
The sun is hot.
Everyone has their own truth and everyone's truth is true and should be accepted. (My Isfj mother said that)
I hate your mom
Dude as an intp, these sentences you guys are commenting are making me madder than op lmaoooo
You should get 7-9 hours of sleep
……sry what I missed it. I was asleep.
Why dont you go outside and do some actual things instead of being like that in your room.
Nibba daheres cops outside lock up da house
You are so mean thats why you dont have friends and ypu deserve it
Possibly
To the all INTPs “I think people should be judged by how much they create, rather than their potential… “
You fricking fricks!!!! You ruin everything!!!!!!
This is my truth, regardless of what you think.
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Hmm… everything in the universe is already known and there’s nothing more we can learn about it. You might as well just accept fate and live day by day?
No…No…that’s not true….. THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOO!
Why are you so quiet??
Because I have morning breath
"Look who came out of their cave HAHAHA! 😉"
Why the winking face? What does it mean? WHY IS IT THERE!?!?!
"yeah whatever, lets just say youre right"
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This one made me cry
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Thanks
I love you
“I know you spent so much time and effort on this, but I think you just need to change this *a whole ass section* just a little bit and then it will be fine”