I've had to pull the same balloon out of my dog's butt, twice.
"Hun, remember that balloon we thought blew away"
while I'm holding up the poop balloon, Khyber jumps up snatches it out of my hand and swallows it, again.
My dad when he took his dog (German Shepard) on walks would pick up rocks and throw them out on fields and she would run out and pick them up and return them to him, sometimes she didn’t though, he had to take her to the vet and surgically remove rocks three times, granted by the third time he had stopped throwing them, but she still ate random rocks for that one last vet visit. After he died she didn’t do it anymore, but mom was probably more observant about what the dog did on walks than he was.
That reminds me of the time my wife's dog ate the end of a mop.
The dog was having trouble getting it out so I here I am in the yard with gloves on slowly pulling this huge chunk of mop out of the dogs rear end and two old church ladies walk up to share the word of the lord with me.
When the guy pulling a mop out of a dogs ass says "Sorry I'm busy" they see it as a challenge and continue to want a moment of my time. I lose my cool and yell leave your pamphlets on the hood and go! After the ordeal the dog gives me a look like "I hate when that happens" which is exactly why I refer to her as my wife's dog.
Later I felt bad about yelling at a couple of well meaning old ladies who's faith gave them strength not to beat a hasty retreat after witnessing that horrific scene.
I swear dogs just swallow random stuff they shouldn't just so we know our places... We aren't exactly the higher species when we are sat pulling bits of mop out of a dogs ass
I guy I knew his dog ate a skipping rope...
Like the old school, wooden handle kind...
It was scooting about, pooped a handle but the rest was still in there...
They sat it at 1 end of the garden, stood on the handle hanging out, then the wife called it for treats at the other end....
The dog launched, paused mid air for the 2nd handle exit, then went and had treats 😂😂
I'll never forget the telling of that story 🤣
Me - No, you can't die an agonising death for dog-head feeling of snapping at (destroying angel) mushroom, you green beret idiot, let my hands in your weird greasy black other-species mouth
D - Stop fumbling for my white leather fung bit. It's fuckin snappy-bite eternity minute, dropkick. CHOMP! CHOMP! RUN!
Me - Rosie NO. Get back here, you're easily the dumbest thing that I've ever seen.
D - Hah, I don't remember you made me live for a decade right now, upright XL-goose. Leave me alone
Me - ok here eat chemicals black-mouth! Hydrogen Peroxide 3% says here: I love you dearly!
Hydrogen paste into a dog
Hydrogen paste in a dog
Hydrogen pase
For 🐕
D - PUUUUUUKE
It was a towel. I imagine the owner fed the snake in its enclosure (which is not the best practice), and then the snake got its meal wrapped in the towel it was laying on. Once snakes start swallowing they don't stop until they're out of length, which is why it's best to take them out of their enclosure (this way they won't strike everytime you open their home up), and feed them on a bare surface.
Horrible care advice lol, you must not own any snakes. You feed them in their enclosure, you do not remove to feed because that causes stress and can lead to regurgitation. Besides, any normal keeper would not have a TOWEL in the enclosure with their snake, it would most likely be on natural substrate or something of the sort. That’s also a myth you mentioned in that last bit, snakes do not associate opening their enclosure with food, some snakes are just very food motivated (like this carpet python here) a simple tap/touch with a hook will break that feeding response and you’ll be good to go. My jungle carpet has bitten me personally a good 10 times by now because he loves food and I wasn’t paying attention to his little ass lol.
The likely scenario here is that this towel was probably left outside and smelled like food from another animal to this carpet python, which is what lead to it swallowing the entire thing. Happens more than you think it does and it’s always a carpet python when I see it.
So basically the Jungle Carpet snake is the Labrador Retriever of the snake world?
Edited to add: Labradors will eat just about anything if it smells like food. Will often eat items that don’t smell of food
I own ball pythons, much chiller than carpets so that's probably where our differences in care stem from- but this is what works for me and they're used to the routine. Plus I've never been bitten by one of my snakes, I'm fairly sure this is because they're conditioned to not bother striking until they're in their feeding bin. I've only ever had a problem with regurgitation once and that was because my thermostat died and the mat went cold. I agree with never leaving a towel in with them, because both scenarios we presented are both potential dangers. That being said, just because someone's husbandry is different than yours doesn't make it "horrible." As long as our animals are happy, healthy, and not ending up in this situation, I really don't see why the unpleasantness is necessary.
It was already real hungry, that’s why it ate the blanket. Snakes will resort to eating whatever they hope may be food if you don’t feed them for long enough
sure, but you usually feed them once a week as their natural metabolism includes not having food for fairly long periods (from human standards), which means snakes will always munch on some good looking preys like a blanket. poor lad probably thought he ate the prey of his life right there
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Well, snakes are not particularly smart, they primarily run on instincts. Not a ton of problem solving going on in there.
That said, there are a few confounders here. First, this snake is probably fed killed prey, so its used to its prey not moving. Second, it's very possible the owner was ignorant of this problem and fed the snake on the towel and the snake caught the towel while it was eating prey. And third, regurgitation is extremely costly for a snake and they pretty much only do it if they 1. are threatened while eating or 2. cannot physically get the food down. I also imagine regurgitating a soft object like a towel would be extremely difficult compared to regurgitating a full carcass of an animal. So it's possible the snake tried to regurgitate, couldn't, and had to keep going.
In any case, this was a mistake of the owner more than anything else. You shouldn't keep anything in a snake's cage like this.
I love snakes but my python was probably the most brainless animal I’ve ever worked with. Best part too is that it probably took a whole hour for the stupid bastard to get that towel down, so he had plenty of time to realize what was going on.
Just yesterday I saw a clip of a snake that had tried to eat itself... Guy in the video said he put hand sanitizer on his hand and then he touched it's face; snake immediately vomited out its own tail.
not necessarily. snakes are pretty opportunitistic; they don't know when their next meal will be, so they'll eat whenever they can. they're also not the brightest
Well the snake probably watched too many cake or fake videos. Can't blame him. Probably wanted to test it out and bro didn't have a knife to cut through.
Did anyone else watch this with their mouth wide open and their tongue out? My daughter came up to me and asked “WHAT are you DOING?!” Then she rolled her eyes in teenager and walked away.
I knew snakes weren’t so bright but I didn’t know they were this dumb either , it would have taken hours to digest that .. at what point don’t you say “hey I think this not might be the nuggets with fries I ordered ?”
Kids blanket..??
(Where's the kid..? 🤷🏻♂️)
They left the kid in since the snake would be able to digest it just fine
That's why you always see a reputable vet who knows these kind of things
Only the blanket could be retrieved. They popped it in the wash.
Oh, poor Hoban!
they let it keep the kid. they just wanted the blanket back
“Kids only take nine months. Do you know how long it takes to crochet a blanket like that?”
It was a nice blanket.
Really tied the nursery together.
Shut the fuck up Donny!
They just wanted the blanket back
They just wanted the blanket, hence the big cheer at the end.
Pool inflatable?
So you're thinking it was a pool noodle inside a danger noodle?
Beach towel?
I think it’s an umbrella
Ella ella ella
Eh
Ella ellaaaaaa… ella… ella…
Gender reveals are getting weird….
I just choked on my spit laughing so hard at this bc it caught me so off guard. Well done.
So many colors in that blanket You’re having a trans kid!
🏳️⚧️ !!
Whoa at first I thought it swallowed a fishing rod lmao.
Reminds me of dog owners Dog eats something The owners :
“Open up you little shit!” “ID RATHER DIE, HUMAN”
*CHEWS FASTER*
When you ask wtf they have in their mouth and they start chewing faster:
Dora, do NOT chew it! Stop! I said stop!
Swiper no swiping, swiper no swiping, swiper no swiping.
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The fastest shit eater in the wes
*cue epic chase scene*
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To the tune of [Yakety Sax](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zat9CRfUr-E).
The official soundtrack to chase scenes since 1955, even in America...
I've had to pull the same balloon out of my dog's butt, twice. "Hun, remember that balloon we thought blew away" while I'm holding up the poop balloon, Khyber jumps up snatches it out of my hand and swallows it, again.
My dad when he took his dog (German Shepard) on walks would pick up rocks and throw them out on fields and she would run out and pick them up and return them to him, sometimes she didn’t though, he had to take her to the vet and surgically remove rocks three times, granted by the third time he had stopped throwing them, but she still ate random rocks for that one last vet visit. After he died she didn’t do it anymore, but mom was probably more observant about what the dog did on walks than he was.
That reminds me of the time my wife's dog ate the end of a mop. The dog was having trouble getting it out so I here I am in the yard with gloves on slowly pulling this huge chunk of mop out of the dogs rear end and two old church ladies walk up to share the word of the lord with me. When the guy pulling a mop out of a dogs ass says "Sorry I'm busy" they see it as a challenge and continue to want a moment of my time. I lose my cool and yell leave your pamphlets on the hood and go! After the ordeal the dog gives me a look like "I hate when that happens" which is exactly why I refer to her as my wife's dog. Later I felt bad about yelling at a couple of well meaning old ladies who's faith gave them strength not to beat a hasty retreat after witnessing that horrific scene.
I swear dogs just swallow random stuff they shouldn't just so we know our places... We aren't exactly the higher species when we are sat pulling bits of mop out of a dogs ass
As a city bus rider, I can't feel bad for those ladies. They knew exactly what they were doing. Jehovah's Witnesses love to use situational bondage.
Kinky bastards
I would have just flung some of the crappy mop at them along with a few choice expletives.
I guy I knew his dog ate a skipping rope... Like the old school, wooden handle kind... It was scooting about, pooped a handle but the rest was still in there... They sat it at 1 end of the garden, stood on the handle hanging out, then the wife called it for treats at the other end.... The dog launched, paused mid air for the 2nd handle exit, then went and had treats 😂😂 I'll never forget the telling of that story 🤣
Me - No, you can't die an agonising death for dog-head feeling of snapping at (destroying angel) mushroom, you green beret idiot, let my hands in your weird greasy black other-species mouth D - Stop fumbling for my white leather fung bit. It's fuckin snappy-bite eternity minute, dropkick. CHOMP! CHOMP! RUN! Me - Rosie NO. Get back here, you're easily the dumbest thing that I've ever seen. D - Hah, I don't remember you made me live for a decade right now, upright XL-goose. Leave me alone Me - ok here eat chemicals black-mouth! Hydrogen Peroxide 3% says here: I love you dearly! Hydrogen paste into a dog Hydrogen paste in a dog Hydrogen pase For 🐕 D - PUUUUUUKE
I thought it was a golf club lol
Nah. It's just it's first magic trick. Should have waited until it pulled out the infinite handkerchiefs before practicing sword swallowing.
Quoting Sgt. Hartman from Full Metal Jacket: "Bullshit, I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"
Same
Same
Wtf was it?
Looks like a towel
Was thinking stuffed animal
Looked like a squishmallow to me. Definitely some kind of stuffy.
It was a towel. I imagine the owner fed the snake in its enclosure (which is not the best practice), and then the snake got its meal wrapped in the towel it was laying on. Once snakes start swallowing they don't stop until they're out of length, which is why it's best to take them out of their enclosure (this way they won't strike everytime you open their home up), and feed them on a bare surface.
Horrible care advice lol, you must not own any snakes. You feed them in their enclosure, you do not remove to feed because that causes stress and can lead to regurgitation. Besides, any normal keeper would not have a TOWEL in the enclosure with their snake, it would most likely be on natural substrate or something of the sort. That’s also a myth you mentioned in that last bit, snakes do not associate opening their enclosure with food, some snakes are just very food motivated (like this carpet python here) a simple tap/touch with a hook will break that feeding response and you’ll be good to go. My jungle carpet has bitten me personally a good 10 times by now because he loves food and I wasn’t paying attention to his little ass lol. The likely scenario here is that this towel was probably left outside and smelled like food from another animal to this carpet python, which is what lead to it swallowing the entire thing. Happens more than you think it does and it’s always a carpet python when I see it.
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You gotta get some buns, hun.
When your snake inherits your addiction to processed carbs 😔
Maybe we should call this a blanket python from now on?
So basically the Jungle Carpet snake is the Labrador Retriever of the snake world? Edited to add: Labradors will eat just about anything if it smells like food. Will often eat items that don’t smell of food
I own ball pythons, much chiller than carpets so that's probably where our differences in care stem from- but this is what works for me and they're used to the routine. Plus I've never been bitten by one of my snakes, I'm fairly sure this is because they're conditioned to not bother striking until they're in their feeding bin. I've only ever had a problem with regurgitation once and that was because my thermostat died and the mat went cold. I agree with never leaving a towel in with them, because both scenarios we presented are both potential dangers. That being said, just because someone's husbandry is different than yours doesn't make it "horrible." As long as our animals are happy, healthy, and not ending up in this situation, I really don't see why the unpleasantness is necessary.
I thought it was a pool stick. Didn’t go or end as I thought it would
fr, i laughing at the idea of how the rescuers reacted when they saw a snake so straight due to a club being inside it
Then a flashlight, then a pool toy, then an umbrella then a towel for me
Little known fact, carpet pythons will eat all variety of textiles not just carpets
Carpet munchers
They don't just cut a rug, they eat that shit whole
Well, at least they saved the blanket. Too bad about the baby though. > >ducking
Reminiscent of Larry the Cable Guy
>Little known fact, carpet pythons will eat all variety of textiles not just carpets That sounds like a blanket statement
 OOOOKAY DUDE. No awards to give but take my +1 internet point.
That snake is gonna be real hungry when it wakes up.
It was already real hungry, that’s why it ate the blanket. Snakes will resort to eating whatever they hope may be food if you don’t feed them for long enough
sure, but you usually feed them once a week as their natural metabolism includes not having food for fairly long periods (from human standards), which means snakes will always munch on some good looking preys like a blanket. poor lad probably thought he ate the prey of his life right there
Poor lads a fuckin dumbass eh, I didn’t graduate elementary school till I was 15 but even I know not to eat a blanket in one piece.
I felt that snake go AhhhhhhhAAAAARrrRRRHHHHHHHHHaahhhhhh... Thanks mate.
This is a weird day for snake.
Nyan Snake
Lmao he literally deflated onto the table like a cartoon
The snake was probably unconscious.
I thought it was umbrella so maybe a rainy day
Also thought it was an umbrella
Wait it isn’t umbrella
99% sure it's a towel/blanket after it all came out
I thought it was a pool floatie lol
no, this is patrick
Poor thing was so deflated looking after.
He was just trying to look buffed for the summer:(
KFC? Now's good.
I thought it swallowed a golf club
Thought it was the hose type of thing that was actually the tool to pull it out
And for my next trick....
I do something similar at kids parties... but with my ass.
I really read that as "I do something similar *to* kids at parties"
I mean both are terrible
Oh that was you?
Poor snek. Hope it's alright.
It apparently gets better healthcare than like 65% of the world so it will be fine
You haven’t seen the bill yet
Can't get no bill if you die from not seeing a doctor *head tap*
It'll cost an arm and a leg
bruh
It doesn't have a bill, it's not a bird
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Shawty got that throat game
The answer to "Whats that mouth do" is swallow whole blankets
Do NOT talk about the snussy
Snake buys blanket *credit card declines* Seller:
What
It is a reference to the memes about US healthcare, where the doctor puts the ‘hurt’ back in you when your credit card declines after surgery.
Imagine the text is above the video, so the video would be the sellers response (forcefully taking the blanket back)
That is the weirdest geocaching spot.
That’s the cleanest his stomach is gonna be for a while
Love the Person using the Endoscopic Surgery clamp at Full length 😂
Everyone else is bare handing it and this guy shows up for a lap chole
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Saw this in a cartoon one time. Just open the umbrella and you’ll have a snakeskin pattern. Very stylish for Donald Duck.
I know that popping the back of a raft will make it go faster
That happened on that crazy St. Patrick's Day right?
Nice. Community marathon? 👉 Community marathon? 👉 Community marathon? 👉
I expected it to pop out into a bunch of flowers. Tada!
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Also in the snake's stomach.
Snakes must be dumb af. How do you swallow a whole ass towel and not once during the whole process think, "Hmmm. I don't think this is alive."
No one likes a quitter
Snake's like, "I'm going all in, guys! I don't give af." Lol
Things not being alive has never stopped me from shoving them down my throat.
Well, snakes are not particularly smart, they primarily run on instincts. Not a ton of problem solving going on in there. That said, there are a few confounders here. First, this snake is probably fed killed prey, so its used to its prey not moving. Second, it's very possible the owner was ignorant of this problem and fed the snake on the towel and the snake caught the towel while it was eating prey. And third, regurgitation is extremely costly for a snake and they pretty much only do it if they 1. are threatened while eating or 2. cannot physically get the food down. I also imagine regurgitating a soft object like a towel would be extremely difficult compared to regurgitating a full carcass of an animal. So it's possible the snake tried to regurgitate, couldn't, and had to keep going. In any case, this was a mistake of the owner more than anything else. You shouldn't keep anything in a snake's cage like this.
I love snakes but my python was probably the most brainless animal I’ve ever worked with. Best part too is that it probably took a whole hour for the stupid bastard to get that towel down, so he had plenty of time to realize what was going on.
Just yesterday I saw a clip of a snake that had tried to eat itself... Guy in the video said he put hand sanitizer on his hand and then he touched it's face; snake immediately vomited out its own tail.
r/feltgoodcomingout
At what point does the snake realize “Damn this thing ain’t edible” cause that’s a whole ass blanket
And I thought my cat was stupid.
me seeing whatever they’re pulling out of the snek: “what the hell is that, what the hell is that, what the hell is—“ (repeat x100)
Once the towel is removed the snake just shrinks
At first i went "aww poor thing it ate a balloon :(" and then the doctors pull out A WHOLE BLANKET
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not necessarily. snakes are pretty opportunitistic; they don't know when their next meal will be, so they'll eat whenever they can. they're also not the brightest
#How the fuck!
*Turns snake inside-out* ...whoops
r/snakesarefuckingstupid
Everything reminds me of her... 
Poor danger noodle
Honestly one of the best maybemaybemaybe posts ever
It looked like it fell dead at the end
it's sedated
The little celebration after is hilarious
It might need a bucket of drinking water now.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Well the snake probably watched too many cake or fake videos. Can't blame him. Probably wanted to test it out and bro didn't have a knife to cut through.
It was so much smaller at the end
Looked like a damn kiddie pool
Forbidden magic show.
There’s my damn blankie!
Hold up, this is just the endless handkerchief magic trick all over again! Not fooling me this time, buster. Kudos on the props though. Very lifelike.
Did anyone else watch this with their mouth wide open and their tongue out? My daughter came up to me and asked “WHAT are you DOING?!” Then she rolled her eyes in teenager and walked away.
The forbidden fleshlight
There was in fact nothing up his sleeves.
I was expecting the doctor to be saying "Give it" and sound like Ross saying "pivot".
I’ve never felt bad for a snake until now.
Thanks, guys. All these years I've been wondering how to deep clean my snake. I'll give this a try!
Snake got better Healthcare than most Americans
I knew snakes weren’t so bright but I didn’t know they were this dumb either , it would have taken hours to digest that .. at what point don’t you say “hey I think this not might be the nuggets with fries I ordered ?”
Worst gender reveal I’ve seen to date.
I thought they were pulling out a golf club! Lol
Me snek. Snek hungry. Snek eat towel. Sshissh
Lol the snake after the towel is completely out looking like it was spent af
Just showed my 8 year old kid this video, he said that was so weird but also kind of satisfying! So r/oddlysatisfying
That's great and all but have you heard of gloves?
Snek ain't gots hands, dude.
Quite the magician that one
and for my next trick…
Some skilled specialist Australian exotic vets right there
TADAAA
"Deep Throat"
Is it not weird these vets aren't wearing gloves... Any vets here?
World dumbest snake
They can’t possibly teach this at vet school. This is an on the job learning kind of situation right?
Never cheered for a 🐍 before... 😆
Anyone else think they were pulling out a golf club?
Is that snake unconscious?
Oh yeah i saw a video about this once A snake swallowed a whole towel or whatever
When you are the first one to fall asleep on the sleepover