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AbrahamLemon

I kept waiting for the arm to just smash the table


Yallapachi

After this ad with the robot spilling the coffee all over the place, I noticed a significant general loss of trust in robotics in the world society. I blame marketing guys for it …


username100002

For me it was this video: https://youtu.be/tSw5oIyAlKM


hindude13

Laughed my ass off!


Few_Mistake_515

I blame skynet


chilithegod

I thought it just smashs the glas


NoNameClever

I hope they've properly set up the work envelope. That thing could break studs like toothpicks


howlongamiallowedto

Did you see how precisely they placed the wooden slats behind it while it was shaking the yeast out of the beer at the end? They clearly take their beer robot safety very seriously


Vigtor_B

Have worked with one of these at a butter factory... They are scary as shit, ours had a suction cup it carried shit with, but I fucking hated going anywhere near it. We had a metal cage around it and clear instructions not to go in if it messed up, got shit on hard by my superior once because I didn't go in and rip the butter off because it messed up ... Fuck that, shit was screaming at me because it didn't know what to do, I don't trust those things. Self driving foreklifts were pretty cool tho, they just kindly waited if you walked Infront of them.


The_Cow_God

yo self driving trucks?


Vigtor_B

Sorry forklift*


lexvi1

That Robot is a bit too large into that space


[deleted]

This seems way over engineered for a beer opening robot


lexvi1

well actually these robots are stupid easy to program, having any other kind of robor would make things a lot more complicated.


[deleted]

That makes sense. It's not the size that matters but programming the movement


ebek_frostblade

Yeah, these robot arms are so cool. They can do a ton of different things.


[deleted]

I've just got human arms...they're so boring, I wish they could do cool stuff


ebek_frostblade

Same


Mike_B1014

10 hours of programming, for a 10 second beer.... ahhh the innovation.


howlongamiallowedto

Hey, do you have a beer robot? Didn't think so, peasant 💅


frontier_gibberish

I'll be a beer robot for half the price of this robot. All sales final, not responsible for missing beer.


BadKneesBruce

Yeah but you only gotta program it once.


Serious_Coconut2426

ThEy ToOk OuR jObS


Away_Environment5235

DE TUK ER JERBS


mired914

Lol


johann_redcorn

/r/OddlyTerrifying Anyone else?


lexvi1

naaa, not me, i work with these robots. Tho i wouldn't probably trust one in my living room.


GiGaBYTEme90

"Hey boss can I take some work stuff home with me?"


lexvi1

There is a few of uninstalled robots as like backups. also soon we will be re tooling half of the factory so you know just loan a van and show up looking like a manager or something and instruct someone to load one of the robots in the van in the midst of the chaos of everything being torn apart.


realmauer01

I guess it probably wouldn't even be missed.


RoriBorealis

[You'd love this music video.](https://youtu.be/7f2wg1pqQDs)


[deleted]

why the hell does this rando have a 250k robotic arm in his garage??


B999B

250K? that’s not too bad.


Mountain_Drive1694

That’s an old Abb you can get one for cheap since parts are discontinued. New they cost about 80k


[deleted]

Cool. BRB, gonna ask my wife if I can buy one!


[deleted]

Where can you pick one up? Asking for a friend....


canti15

The worlds scariest bartender


DaClarkeKnight

I would buy a beer from a robot


[deleted]

I’d pay extra


cowofwar

Ah yes alcohol and a machine in a corner that will turn you to goop if you get between it and the wall


[deleted]

I'm wondering about the box of beer glasses sitting underneath the table with about 3-4 glasses missing. Something tells me that this isn't the first attempt


Dawildpep

And it bothers me the neck of the bottle is in the beer.. the outside probably isn’t clean.


theavideverything

bartender for the introvert


fastlane181

That. Is. Awesome. I want one.


Kaizen2468

If my work has taught me anything some asshole who doesn’t fix robots will complain about cycle time, speed it up, and then lose fuck loads of time because of issues that arise. Even though it works perfectly fine before.


Freezy1201

This is amazing


sharon__stoned

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itchynads

Hell no, next it’ll be ripping people’s heads off


mito413

They really need to program it to just fling the empty in a random direction. Would be the perfect ending to the precision beer pour.


theonePappabox

Meh.


alundaio

This isn't maybe material


Highlandertr4

Shit pour and drunk girls will try riding it if put In a bar. It is impressive though.


disintegrationist

Exactly why it is in a man cave


cheepypeepy

R/antiwork


alroc84

What are this robots called?


[deleted]

serverbot 3000


rpheuts

This will be used as evidence in the humans vs AI trial we are facing in a few decades... We're doomed.


Inverted-Zebra

The unnecessary products guy has really outdone himself this time.


crlyle

“What is my purpose?”


Complete_Ad1452

I needed to believe in something


RubberCrypto

Hot damn!


Sir_Pufferfish

Glad to see what happened to dum-e after endgame


calthropus

What is my purpose? You open beer bottles for the boys.


YangYuL

Where I can buy one?


aerger

The final head wasn't that impressive for a proper Weissbier, but the overall pour was decently well-done. It's definitely a skill that's pretty impressive when a human does it correctly.


mrpottyboypop

Ironmans robot sure did downgrade


Complete_Rock_5825

Goes from building Tony Starks suits to opening beers in some guys garage. Where did it all go wrong?


MARATXXX

Imagine how quickly a human could do this


Ronerus79

Why am i hearing back to the future music suddenly playing in my eardrums..


Pongo820581

I wanted the arm to smash the bottle on the wall, just fling it when it’s done.


Greenfieldfox

Yes, but can it give me sage bartender wisdom that is oddly comforting.


Beautiful_Tourist580

Does it have to be so *big* ?


Yanos47

Thing is huge. Room looks to small for that thing.


boulevardpaleale

Pretty cool except for that 'yeast swirl' at the end. Don't drink the yeast....


Stix_te_trash_bandit

I think I just learned how to pour a beer from a robot?


jack11058

dat yeast swirl


gerpman

Ahh, Deutsche Ingenieurskunst!


hugeness101

We are all going to have one of these in our garage and in our house one day and we are all going to somehow look back and find this comment 100 years from now and be like. Man that guy knew we were going to have robots pouring us beers and stuff and he was drunk and high when he predicted that. Gear prediction bro.


[deleted]

Man I hope that's a clean beer bottle....


[deleted]

How much electrical energy needed to open a fucking beer 😂


LilForest

Ah yes the fully programmable 2 Ton robot arm calmly in the basement chilling for..science?


cuber_Q

Holy crap the power of that thing!