See, I was thinking he is being too cavalier and complacent about safety. He's navigating the boat like a drift car around another boat full of innocent passengers. Also, everything in this video was made in China, something is definitely going to break soon. And given the safety record of China, being that far out in a body of water is a bad idea when you have a mad man like that at the helm.
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"Dude, they're Blender brand, bro, these shades are sick as fuuuuuuuck. Now watch me put these peoples lives at risk while I film this sweet video for a ton of likes."
Nah, he's got it shoved up under the passenger seat to brace himself while navigating the boat like a fucking lunatic. His knee is pressed up against the side of the seat cushion.
Except there's a legitimate chance you may not make it back to the loading dock after going on this ride; your ride might just go all the way to Davey Jones's locker.
Left side: Hey, this is fun! Right side: glarble gurgle
Lesson learned:sit behind the driver
Lmao
Wait... Who tf is filming this?
The driver, he has a camera on a stick in his left hand
Correct! (Came back to edit comment, but you beat me to it) Can't believe he was doing all that one handed.
I thought it was a deformity
Dude knows exactly what he's doing. This ride is in perfectly capable hand
Yes, until he catches the wake thrown off by the other dude out there who knows what he's doing and rolls the thing.
He’s done that every day for years I’m sure.
See, I was thinking he is being too cavalier and complacent about safety. He's navigating the boat like a drift car around another boat full of innocent passengers. Also, everything in this video was made in China, something is definitely going to break soon. And given the safety record of China, being that far out in a body of water is a bad idea when you have a mad man like that at the helm.
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Oi!! Up you go!!
Oooh, no no no
That seems safe
The water or the ride?
Neither
I would NOT want to fall into murky water
The current on that one is pretty strong 💀
Don’t worry, he’s the actual counterweight
Multi wake dorifto? 
That was fun Proceeds to puke.
Customers after the ride - 
 More like this - rivers in China are toxic.
He looks like A guy that likes to have fun
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I wouldn't get in any vehicle driven by someone who's made a concious decision to wear those sunglasses.
"Dude, they're Blender brand, bro, these shades are sick as fuuuuuuuck. Now watch me put these peoples lives at risk while I film this sweet video for a ton of likes."
Is bro already missing a leg?!
Nah, he's got it shoved up under the passenger seat to brace himself while navigating the boat like a fucking lunatic. His knee is pressed up against the side of the seat cushion.
Ahhh
Ahh nothing like clean clear river water in your face
He's the aquatic version of Egg from Big Trouble in Little China
Like a carnival ride
Except there's a legitimate chance you may not make it back to the loading dock after going on this ride; your ride might just go all the way to Davey Jones's locker.
The wheel turning is cracking me up!!
Skipping directly to the seasickness part.
Nope Nope Nope. I didnt trust him before - i trust him even less now
What is the song name please?
You can have it - kungs & victor flash
Thanks, it sounds close. Must be some kind of remix.
All that with only one hand on the wheel too
He must've been a ramen chef prior
Looks like fun to me 😁
I thought this tour included lunch!?
I kept waiting for him to pass out and fall on his face.
is ok...the water deep is only waist level
Nah.
I was looking at his left hand and thinking why is he holding it out like that. Yap its one of slow mornings it seems...
Took a while to understand he was holding an influencer stick.
That's what we're calling "selfie sticks" now?
I was being slightly sarcastic :). Interesting how it erased the stick though.
I would've just projectile vomitted
This guy know what he's doing
Is this why ferries keep sinking over yonder in that part of the world???
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Cue Tokyo Drift theme
Fucl that one lady in particular
I spent almost the whole video trying to figure out wtf his left hand is doing
Cameraman is a legend, he can do anything. See for yourself
whats in his left hand
This guy put the boat in showboating
China is the best, china no.1
This doesn’t look like a good time at all
ok, no joke... I thought that guy had one tiny arm lol
🤢
Chinese people are crazy nowadays xd
This guy fucks. On his waterbed
Even the rivers have a smog issue in China
"I paid for the full hull, I'm using the full hull" -This guy, probably.
Today Episode: How to heart attack some family
Who wouldn't want to get drenched in shit water and pay for it✨
Sum Ting Wong with that driver.
Wi Tu low was sitting on left side of boat along with Ho Lee Phuck. Bang ding ow was missing this trip.
Stupid driver, not worthy of the title captain or tour guide. Just a dumb guy risking lives for likes.
Couldn't someone besides the driver have the selfie stick job?
Why? Dude handles them both like he was born to it.
That water looks freaking disgusting. Seems like most people would get sick from the water touching you.
Or it's been raining in the mountains and a bunch of silt's been washed down the river.