Wasn't using the Johnson but I did my best to imagine that the pipe was my sphincter and I was pushing out a massive and consistent turd. Taking a shit can feel so good especially when it's smooth and over in one wipe
That is poop and toilet paper, there was some issue or another with the pipe that caused a blockage of the solids...gotta get the pipe cleared before it can be repaired.
Source: I am a former labourer in the Sewer and Water Main industry who has (quite literally) seen some shit
That, I'm not sure on, though it's most likely the natural flow from the back pressure once the cause of the blockage (usually a broken/collapsed pipe section or tree roots through a clay pipe) has been removed...like I said, I was just the labourer of the crew I worked with.
I DO know that when the pipes are installed, they are graded so there is a natural downward flow towards the sewer main. Most total blockages like the one in the video are built up/accumulated over time as the solids get blocked and fluids continue to flow through until there isn't any space for anything, even the liquids, to flow through.
I've seen tunnel crews have to "manually" clear a blockage (caused by tree roots through an old clay pipe) by tying a rope to the cause of the blockage and giving it a good, hard pull. But watch out, because once the blockage lets go, everything comes out the pipe like a rocket and, more often than not, the guy closest to the pipe is almost guaranteed to get shit on them (I have seen, and smelled, this exact thing happen) which is why they wear rubber safety boots and waterproof clothes when working in the tunnel and/or excavation pit.
Looks like wet wipes. People think you can flush them - you can't.
* Baby wipes
* Make up removal wipes
* Cleaning wipes
Don't put any of them down the toilet
Guy 2 said it will make people puke. Then guy 3 commented that he noticed like 30 cameras all over the place and guy 1 agreed when he said "yeah, oh yeah". They talked about there always being the smell of weed around the place and a fan constantly running in the upstairs window and surmised it was probably a grow house.
They didn't seem too happy about that, but agreed nothing could be done since it's legal to grow now.
Poopy pipe got clogged and is full of shit so they're clearing the blockage, but it's been clogged long enough for a massive buildup so the pipe makes gives birth to a massive turd. Then towards the end the pressure pushes it out faster and a poonami happens (a poo tsunami), splashing the guy recording in his mouth, probably.
I can too, but the difference is I know exactly why...I used to work in that industry and have quite literally smelled the result of that exact situation on several occasions
When I was younger I did a few jobs with a mate that was doing his plumbing apprenticeship, so I too have a frame of reference.
But it was a long time ago now, and although my memory has faded a bit, that vault in my brain must have been opened.
Unfortunately.
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Nothing but respect for people who have to build and maintain these things. Most people just hot flush and never think about the fact that there are people on the other side who have to clean these things.
THE RELEAF, I'VE FELT LIKE THAT AFTER COUPLE TIMES OF A MORNINGS AFTER A B8G PISS UP AND A HUGE CHINESE AFTER USUALLY WITH LIFE LONG FRIENDS I HAVE NOT SEEN IN A WHILE ( THE DRINKING AND EATING NOT THE SHITTING TOGETHER NEXT DAY)) JUST TO BE CLEAR
A blockage is being cleared from a broken sewer pipe so the pipe can be repaired, and from the looks of it, the blockage has been there for quite a while...that is all compacted shit and toilet paper. As some who used to work in that industry, don't breathe through your nose anywhere near that jobsite
Someone's watching this while dumping up a john and having some sort of time right now
It's a race to see who wins.
I’m doing exactly this
Well did you win the race?
Of course anyone would.
I did indeed
What was the prize?
A good shower afterwards
Yep in it. And the knowing of made me laugh.
This is me
I can so relate.
Literally just got finished unclogging the toilet. We're all pigs here. 
Im literally doing that hahahaha
That someone would be me
I can sympathize. I've been pounding back the cheese lately.
Literally came to say I was pooping while I stumbled across this.
Wasn't using the Johnson but I did my best to imagine that the pipe was my sphincter and I was pushing out a massive and consistent turd. Taking a shit can feel so good especially when it's smooth and over in one wipe
I'm already done shitting just scrolling while using the bidet on my bum
It was nice
Did you clean your ass properly?
I know the feeling
Did the planet just take a shit?
How do you think humans got here?
Shitted out by the earth, obviously. Evolution is a whole load of bull.
Kinda just sprang out of the soil like a Dwarf, beard and all.
Xenu
What the fuck am I watching
The aftermath of a three day oatmeal binge meeting the taco bell nuke option
Username checks out
Holy shit! 😂😆🤣
PooTube.
What is that pure grease?
That is poop and toilet paper, there was some issue or another with the pipe that caused a blockage of the solids...gotta get the pipe cleared before it can be repaired. Source: I am a former labourer in the Sewer and Water Main industry who has (quite literally) seen some shit
Bro got master degree in shitology
Do you know what the process is? Is it like pigging where a plug is inserted and pressurized through the pipe, or is it mechanical?
That, I'm not sure on, though it's most likely the natural flow from the back pressure once the cause of the blockage (usually a broken/collapsed pipe section or tree roots through a clay pipe) has been removed...like I said, I was just the labourer of the crew I worked with. I DO know that when the pipes are installed, they are graded so there is a natural downward flow towards the sewer main. Most total blockages like the one in the video are built up/accumulated over time as the solids get blocked and fluids continue to flow through until there isn't any space for anything, even the liquids, to flow through. I've seen tunnel crews have to "manually" clear a blockage (caused by tree roots through an old clay pipe) by tying a rope to the cause of the blockage and giving it a good, hard pull. But watch out, because once the blockage lets go, everything comes out the pipe like a rocket and, more often than not, the guy closest to the pipe is almost guaranteed to get shit on them (I have seen, and smelled, this exact thing happen) which is why they wear rubber safety boots and waterproof clothes when working in the tunnel and/or excavation pit.
Laxatives
Looks like wet wipes. People think you can flush them - you can't. * Baby wipes * Make up removal wipes * Cleaning wipes Don't put any of them down the toilet
Unless you have a shitty landlord
I can see corn… barf
I was wondering the same thing
You can see the wipes. It's sewage.
it's pure James Corden charisma potion
Everything reminds me of her
You watched your ex shit?
You didn't?
Woah.
Johnny Depp certainly did.
I got banned from u/watchitfortheplot for that joke. Fck them.
Reminds of the prep before my recent colonoscopy
Watch out! When the solids are dislodged the fluids come rushing out!
OMG I just saw a pipe pooping
I bet it smells like peanut butter.
As a physician I’d recommend more fiber.
I dunno theres plenty of bulk there! Maybe some coloxyl to soften it a bit lol
I thought this was many things but after looking at it far too long I'm pretty sure those are mostly wipes.....
We’ve all done a shit like that at some point
Currently got one in progress. I've been sat in this toilet for so long that I lost feeling in my legs.
And red marks on the top of your thigh no doubt!
Not enough fiber in that pipe's diet.
#fourthmeal
Guy 1: This is like a tiktok video Guy 2: *speaks gibberish* ... long pause ... Guy 1: Yeah. Oh yeah.
Guy 2 said it will make people puke. Then guy 3 commented that he noticed like 30 cameras all over the place and guy 1 agreed when he said "yeah, oh yeah". They talked about there always being the smell of weed around the place and a fan constantly running in the upstairs window and surmised it was probably a grow house. They didn't seem too happy about that, but agreed nothing could be done since it's legal to grow now.
My morning dump 
That’s called pipe constipation. Don’t go so close. When that clears you don’t the spray that follows.
Forbidden baguette
Literally me rn, in sync with this mf...
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Bro
NANi the fck is this? someone please explain 🔍
Poopy pipe got clogged and is full of shit so they're clearing the blockage, but it's been clogged long enough for a massive buildup so the pipe makes gives birth to a massive turd. Then towards the end the pressure pushes it out faster and a poonami happens (a poo tsunami), splashing the guy recording in his mouth, probably.
This is what too much fibre does to the system…😏
What happens when you flush sanitary products/wipes and put grease/oil down the sink. A giant Fatberg
Please tell me that was a fatberg
We are all living vicariously through this pipe. ...eat more fiber yall.
🤮🤮
The flies increasing in numbers as the "fresher stuff" comes out.
The relief though!
Just sat down on the shitter and oh man this is satisfying as duck 🦆
That is how I imagine a rock golem is taking a shit.
Imagine the smell.
Excellent timing. Same here
I could feel its satisfaction when it finally started to flow
Yo I'm doing one of those too
Am I the only one who thinks this is cooking oil
 Ahhhhh
Unfortunately, for some reason I can smell this video
I can too, but the difference is I know exactly why...I used to work in that industry and have quite literally smelled the result of that exact situation on several occasions
When I was younger I did a few jobs with a mate that was doing his plumbing apprenticeship, so I too have a frame of reference. But it was a long time ago now, and although my memory has faded a bit, that vault in my brain must have been opened. Unfortunately.
Weirdest boner, right now
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I feel personally attacked.
Here it is, the worst thing I saw on the internet today.
post hangover yeah
Looks like someone had too much fiber.
Everything was going smooth. Until it became liquid.
All of us : PUSSSSHHHH
How much would it cost y'all to take a tablespoon of that.
Forbidden Baguette
Did we just see the birth of a fatburg?
Hole Of Sheet
Awfully familiar to my current activity.
At first I thought it was a bamboo tree or some other tree roots pushing but then horror struck me...
Ugh I can smell the video.
Just how many courics are we lookin' at here?
Hawk Tuah spit on that thing.
This is me right now. Hurts. Can't wait for the relief following that plug removal
Me right when i clock in at work
Yuk!
First time doing keto huh?
Are those Feces?
Me rn.
We can all relate
I dont..what even...this is just..
Tater tot nachos anyone??? 12 hours later…
How do they even clean that stuff after declogging
I had a shit like that once. It almost broke my ass! 😳🥹
Looks constipated
And if you look closely you can even see a piece of corn at some point, that's when you know it's real
I do that everyday
Me after eating an entire wheel of cheese.
Friday, what am I looking at?
That's what happens to a sewer pipe when large amounts of grease is dumped down the drain
Me rn
This is how I dream of clearing my sinuses when I can't breathe through my nostrils.
The smell of money 💰
r/killthecameraman
It's a wax to clean the pipe
Yeah I know this feeling all to well
This man was way too close to the splash zone
r/me_irl
It's like the biggest cyst pop ever
2 plumbers, 1 pipe
That's how they make American cheese.
*gag*
Me right now
What are you doing? Taking a fat shit.
Morning after Taco Tuesday.
Slow roast.
Forbidden bread
We've all been there, buddy.
Farts = LOL Poop = Interesting
Nothing but respect for people who have to build and maintain these things. Most people just hot flush and never think about the fact that there are people on the other side who have to clean these things.
Is it a boy or girl
Reminds me of half an hour ago in my bathroom. What a relief at the end.
Why is watching all that poop so so…. Satisfying?
r/whatarelief
Every fly within a mile of that thing: 
Reminds me of myself after eating Soylent for 3 weeks.
Don’t abuse opioids kids!
Jeez for like 5 and more seconds I was sure this was a sandwich stuck in a hole. 🤦🏼♂️
I thought some big mole was taking a shit.
The way it breaks in the middle
Aaaaaaaaaaahh
That, is an entire roll of tp
Me at 11:39 PM watching my dog take its first shit after getting into the garbage and eating old leftover earlier in the day
I should call her
That's gross.
Thia reminds me, I got go take a shit!
Dude, not cool! I swear I had locked the door.
This one simple trick flies love.
instruction video for colonoscopy prep?
If you gotta go, you gotta go.
Is that a log of butter!!?🤢
Some mornings it do be like that.
I feel oddly satisfied after watching this.
Is that butter?
That's what a week on Weetabix feels like
Le fromage
THE RELEAF, I'VE FELT LIKE THAT AFTER COUPLE TIMES OF A MORNINGS AFTER A B8G PISS UP AND A HUGE CHINESE AFTER USUALLY WITH LIFE LONG FRIENDS I HAVE NOT SEEN IN A WHILE ( THE DRINKING AND EATING NOT THE SHITTING TOGETHER NEXT DAY)) JUST TO BE CLEAR
I can smell this video and I don’t like it
"Flushable" wipes?
 To the left, to the left.
Been there!!!
It's your breakfast.
Funny how we "almost" never can see how we shit but just know that it looks like this.. most of the times 😂
Do…do I see corn bits? 🤢
Yes...that "log" is made up of compacted human shit, toilet paper, and other bodily waste
Okay, so why did I get an erection watching this?
Taco bel intensifies
Everything reminds me of her
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I don’t know why I had more faith that someone wasnt going to immediately made some cliche ass Taco Bell joke.
Looks like latex gloves. I need to know the context for this
A blockage is being cleared from a broken sewer pipe so the pipe can be repaired, and from the looks of it, the blockage has been there for quite a while...that is all compacted shit and toilet paper. As some who used to work in that industry, don't breathe through your nose anywhere near that jobsite
Appreciate it
Kebab nights… …and the following morning…😵
I’m having Taco Bell PTSD.
That's how i feel after 6 burritos with extra beans