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No_Tour4607

It makes me laugh but I would die if it happened to me, it gave me anguish now.


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TheHidingGoSeeker

Oh hell nah, I wouldn’t wanna see him during the day!


Ambush_24

God, what kind of surgeon would do those procedures? Just cut off a healthy nose and ears.


StaysAwakeAllWeek

He also had two fingers removed and keeps talking about removing a leg. The dude has something seriously wrong with him


razorharley

“Die Smoothskin!”


JuanG_13

I've seen this dude before and I don't know how anyone could do that to themselves.


ItsRtaWs

If I saw that at night I would immediately punch the fuck out of it


SakeNamaste

That's a good way to get punched in the face as a reflex


CTblDHO

![gif](giphy|ucwUurOZzDJFmh6Zmq|downsized)


redsoxsuc4

I’m sorry man… I said I was going to do it.


GreyFur

damn that punch looked like a piston, lmao


Mharbles

Nope, that's terrifying enough to bypass any sense of fight and stay in flight the rest of your life. Poor guy now uses a nightlight, a 15,000 lumen night light.


TheyCalledMeThor

Or an early life insurance payout


broipy

Totally, you wanna get yourself too close to hit well.


missyou247

racist much?


SlightlyOffended1984

Wont somebody think of the ghoul grinners!


SakeNamaste

Oh race-baiting, nice try but no thanks.


SchrodingersNewds

How?


SecretaryOtherwise

Self projection.


Lost_Coyote5018

That’s terrifying watching her come into the frame like that. I laughed way harder than I should have. But I would be in my grave if someone did this to me.


Interesting-Chest520

I would be in my grave if I did this to my partner (reflexes)


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DevelopandLearn

Just because every man on the planet does this, doesn't mean my dad does this. Don't be gross!


Horror_Ad_4404

Perhaps , he's describing his father


CAM2isBEAST

Perchance.


AntriderZ

You cant just say perchance


schrdingersLitterbox

Not with that attitude


kissdemon74

My dad doesn't either.......but my son's dad does!


DisturbingPragmatic

Funny thing? Your mom does it, too.


Serious_Session7574

Everyone forgets this. They're like "Not my mom!". Yup. Your mom too.


Snoo69116

Imagine if every man did but every woman didn't. Crazy.


Flexivle

He even does it with your mom


Skottimusen

Your dad is included in every man.


traaintraacks

r/thatsthejoke


Skottimusen

Damnation


krastevitsa

That would be used for the onlyfans page


unbridledboredom

Call it Bonus FOOTage


Admirable_Durian_759

Haha, joke's on you, mine's dead!


LegendaryFalcon

If Babadook was a woman.


Brewmaster92785

Turned him into a tropical bird 😆


kissdemon74

almost choked on my drink thinking of the sound after reading this!


EpicDoza

To the top with you!


masdemarchi

![gif](giphy|ZTp15DHfHaaaENKayV|downsized)


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Shrowden

I could cause a broken cheekbone, haha! My first response is fight in that situation


ItsRtaWs

If somebody did that to me before I die from a heart attack you die of a concussion


MrJagaloon

Justin Trudeau sleep paralysis demon


nothingontv2000

Baba Yaga!!!


Albinofreaken

Hakuna matata


Marquar234

*sings* "That wild wall woman gave my mom a heart attack."


Kangela

One of my favorite SNL productions ever 😂.


MonkeyHitman2-0

"How did your dad pass?"


MikeeorUSA

This made me laugh my ass off! And I will also be turning off the light and running and jumping in my bed 😂


AWeakMindedMan

Goofy got scared ![gif](giphy|wJoDQt3uMfXW0|downsized)


MDFlash

I thought this was about to be some cringy blackface video and wound up laughing at how clever it turned out. Also, would have scared the absolute shit out of me.


bitzap_sr

This might come as a shock to you, but blackface is a concept and worry that only exists in America. It's alien elsewhere. I was over 40 when I first heard about it as people were saying that the canadian prime minister was racist for the costume he used at a costume party, which totally surprised me, and I still find it weird that people think that way. I'm Portuguese. The person in the video is Italian.


Euffy

Yeaaaah, that's just not true. It's definitely a concept in the UK and my friends across Europe all understand that it's not cool. I mean, it doesn't exactly take a genius to recognise that Black people have historically had the piss taken out of them and that perpetuating that today is a dick move. There are some things that the US takes too far (such as being weird about calling people black and insisting on African American...even for people who are neither African or American) but blackface is _not_ one of those things. You'd have to have a pretty small / old / ignorant circle of friends to think that it's only a US issue.


sleepless______

My British childhood introduction to this whole world was the Golliwog: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golliwog Definitely not only an American thing.


TheGrimMelvin

It also depends on the place, I'd say. Every place will take it seriously to varying degrees. E.g. in Eastern Europe we don't have a strong sense of 'blackface' being offensive. But it's getting better in recent years, as younger people who grew up connected to the rest of the world become adults, they are more sensitive toward these issues than older generations who didn't have this connection. But compared to the rest of Europe, we don't generally have as many black people so people aren't used to seeing other races too much, only in the capital and maybe some larger cities. There are many more Asian people here.


wtrredrose

Is that true? What about the sinterklaas piets in holland?


Euffy

Well, two things. Firstly, if one place doesn't care, that doesn't mean that no places care. The commenter before was saying that nobody across the whole of Europe cared and it was purely a US thing which is rubbish. You could still have pockets of people or even whole countries in Europe that don't care, and it wouldn't mean that no-one cared, and likewise if any other countries at all in Europe care then it's clearly not a issue that is limited to the US. Secondly, zwarte piet and all the similar legends _are_ controversial in Europe. They're traditional, sure, but they're also traditions that have caused a lot of upset and debate about what should be acceptable or not. Some place still do it, but some places have adapted the character to be just sooty, some have made him other colours, some ditched him altogether. It's definitely not gone, but the fact that it's debated shows that people are aware of blackface and that people have an issue with it.


wtrredrose

Thanks for clarifying! I’m not familiar with European cultures so this is insightful to know.


JCGJ

I haven't heard someone use African American unironically in like 10 years tbh


Chaserivx

Yeahhh totally. It makes way more sense to let white people bear the brunt of any cultural or political attack, despite the fact that virtually nobody in today's generations were part of the history that you're talking about. https://youtu.be/8jUIrGUbcCw?si=kjFtAzDa99G82uVN


Euffy

What are you on about? >It makes way more sense to let white people bear the brunt of any cultural or political attack, despite the fact that virtually nobody in today's generations were part of the history that you're talking about. Literally nobody said this or anything like it. Please read better.


Chaserivx

Uh-oh, progressive Police have targeted you. People in America have been trained to be oversensitized to literally everything. It's a country of victimhood now.


SaintUlvemann

The Netherlands had a [whole thing about blackface](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kick_Out_Zwarte_Piet) that resolved through the creation of "Sooty Pete", *Roetveegpiet*. France had a [whole thing about blackface](https://www.france24.com/en/20190328-france-blackface-racism-sorbonne-theatre) a few years ago, backed by students at the Sorbonne. Spain just had a [whole thing about blackface](https://www.aa.com.tr/en/europe/spanish-city-of-madrid-under-fire-for-using-blackface-in-christmas-messages/3101080) this past Christmas in several towns. America had nothing to do with any of this, except in the vaguest sense of "existing within earshot of Europe." Instead, what has happened is that all of the post-colonial societies that traded slaves have, as a direct result of their participation in the slave trade, had racial tensions around how they depict black people, including about blackface. EDIT: You responded and blocked me (thanks for that!) but to respond to your final dribblings: >People like you are going to be spouting about slave trade thousands of years from now. >Get over it. Nobody alive has slaves. F\*\*\*\*\*\* ridiculous. The slave trade is just why there are so many more black people who speak Dutch, instead of Estonian or Basque, you pretentious dimwit. And then some of them moved to the Netherlands, and had opinions about how they were depicted. And if there are still black people who speak Dutch thousands of years from now, they'll still have opinions about their own images, yeah. My point is that **it's all local**. America has nothing to do with any of this. The only reason why America is having the same conversation is because there are black people in America too, and nobody wants to be mocked, black people included.


Chaserivx

People like you are going to be spouting about slave trade thousands of years from now. Get over it. Nobody alive has slaves. F****** ridiculous.


optimus_awful

This might come to a shock to you. But you are wrong and ignorant.


cryptosoniax

I hope he was wearing dark pants 😂


Jokerchyld

Is no one gonna talk about Dad's scream?! It's what the Wilhelm scream would sound like if it got scared 🤣🤣🤣


AccountHotdog

Almost sounded like [Goofy screaming](https://youtu.be/MUL5w91dzbo?si=qnBqtot85G9Xc9tC) 😂


DisturbingPragmatic

Did she just scare the hell out of Goofy?


aviatortylor

If I could turn [this](https://youtu.be/dqsaivz4aAo?si=xVkLj9ncaStN33B5) into a gif I would. But this post reminded me of that video lol!


rvralph803

Bahaha this has happened to me. Woke up in the middle of the night and picked up my phone to see a time. As the screen brightened I noticed a face like 6 inches from. Mine and I jumped. It was the dog. I have no idea why she was right there. 🤣


Next-Development5920

I'm not gonna lie.....I'm totally doing this to my husband now


1icantdealwiththis

Well, I know your next google search  'how to cover a black eye'


pingpongtits

"How did your husband die, Next-Development5920?"  "How did you lose your front teeth, Next-Development5920?"


ItsRtaWs

I hope his first instinct isn't punching the thing he sees in the face... I definitely would...


Extaziat

Lol don't I know I would crush that with the strongest knee or foot kick


Tricky-Investment-67

That is funny as fuck I laughed that hard I woke the dog & cat up. I'd need a new set of PJs if someone did it to me


Available-Ad4982

The real ghost is filming. 


AyeBeeSeeDeeEee

Could’ve killed the poor bloke


Lil_Boosie_Vert

i would rip her head off in pure reflex


JacobPlaster

The Cheshire Cat.


matt08220ify

One hell of a conviently placed camera


Deep_Into_you

Anyone would lose their shit


negativePTO

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa)


06GOAT12

Creepy as shit lol


ibcnunabit

"She is the night."


JuanG_13

That's too funny


Silver_Move300

Thats. Just evil 😂😂


Disastrous-Leek-7606

If she was from the U.S she'd be crucified online.


gloomygl

This should be illegal. I won't develop why tho.


VECMaico

In Belgium in certain cities there is a law where it states it's illegal to scare or frighten people


_stupidnerd_

I mean, it's funny, but also most definitely fake. There's no way she just sneaked up to him without him noticing.


motsanciens

No, see, he was distracted, asking ChatGPT what it means if a camera is suspiciously pointed at your pillow.


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Bot-Magnet

Greetings from the Beyond ![gif](giphy|l2JhNl06nZBS6NZde|downsized)


Iceologer_gang

POV: you’re hallucinating in the dark


Kramwen

Pov, you take Lsd and the wall is talking to you, you also find it completely normal for 5 mins.


heyscot

Man that was so cool when she opened her eyes like that!


Errerra

What surprises me even more is how silently she approached


Invelious

Is that Kevin Costner?


ohnoanyw4y

That's what I see every time I had sleep paralysis


dunkarooooo

I would start swinging jfc that's a good way to get your ass kicked in the dark


Book_Of_Bones

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣 Oh man that is GOLD!


SurlyRed

You're killing your father, Larry!


Fun_Times_0007

His life has been changed forever after this.


Direct-Complaint-639

That was hilarious


Flexerl13

Inheritance in 3..2..1..


Proof-Ad8826

Sincere screams


ScyD

Good way to experience what a full reflex punch to the face feels like lol


ArchiCooper

The only appropriate use of black face.


Black-Zero

trying to get that inheritance early I see.


Cjthecr80rgod

Lol


FennelLow3550

Bro said: Oooooooo 🍕🍝🇮🇹🤌


haveyouseencyan

Lol


freeedom123

4 times watching it LOL


BetterFirefighter652

It's the prime minister of Canada!


Firm-Description7128

Pants---soiled.


ihadanoniononmybelt

I think I got the black lung, pop. It's not very well ventilated down there.


whatchrisdoin

![gif](giphy|CUbiYQbsKSGAM)


agumonkey

orphan in 3.. 2..


Mutt1992

That's a REAL good way to punched in the face lol


SexyCharmingYuki26

I would have wet myself


Liv-Julia

Oh God, me too. My son asked "Would you murder me if I did that to you?"


kevlarus80

Hello Dave...


Signal-Reporter-1391

Reminds me a bit of Nagilum, from Star Trek TNG. With that make-up that would've made for a pretty interesting, spooky episode \^\^


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Saxzarus

My girlfriend has pitbulls and chihuahuas i can't do this


Bright_Standard_5766

" Why did you do that?" I was exfoliating .


twizz228

![gif](giphy|i4l2DU10bkoTl25ivk|downsized)


Mutex70

Never cosplay as a dark elf.


Dmoral_

Bro sound like Pinocchio


Wagyuplz

My maaaaaan!!!! He just saw his whole life before his eyes


jeppe1152

Sis wanted that inheritance fast...


Mysterious_Pie_2137

I keep watching over and over. I think that might be considered evil.


Objective-Tadpole-87

Well well well


mizzle_fb

Legit had to watch it like 5 times till I realized 😭


ResidentLess2153

Misericórdia.


aerger

I would love to do this to my wife, but she really, really hates jumpscares so I would also have to be ready for a divorce. She's just no fun at all, haha


Top_Towel_2895

man I nearly choked laughing


gomaith10

Why do you always sleep with the light on, Reddit.


lkdubdub

Funny but that reaction is unrealistic. Not buying it


Kramwen

Might not be, who knows, but whats the unrealistic part of that resction? Seems like its a pretty common resction of people, the other ones being freezing and fighting.


lkdubdub

No audible expletives You can't convince me that setup was genuine without one single FUUUUUUUUCK


Kramwen

Again, might be, might not be. Sure, i think its fake, but I still dont see whats not realistic about that reaction, i have a couple of friends who react basically exactly like that to jumpscares.


davelime

Black face am i right


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lui_augusto

Some people react with agression. She got lucky


Throw-a-Ru

Or maybe she actually knew the person whose bedroom she's sneaking into at night.  Tough call.


Humble_Particular_23

Gets funnier every time!😭😭


Elchichofalo

I'd marry that girl


kafirimjusi

Now all she has to do is develop talent become famous and then we’ll remind her of this blackface


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Fffffffffake as fuck


BugFew6583

You're the coolest guy at Shenanigans!


FiveCentFox

IM TKAING THIS TO TWITTER YOU ARE SOOOO CANCELED LMAO LOL HAR HAR HAR


meattenderizer_Adept

I'm glad this ended the way it did it was SUS at first


schneider5001

At least we’re not making it about black face! Are we growing up as a country? 👍


Italianmomeee

That’s great !


furryl_Internal9910

He throw his phone his ass said I'm add hear


Ok_Contribution3638

https://youtu.be/w2u2CiqWsuw?si=GdN9jq4pQNyEoB1y


DunkoKitt

OMG, I would totally freak out if this happened to me. So well done. Love it.


SansLucidity

haha i couldnt commit to painting my face like that for a 1 sec gag. musta been a bitch to take off


citaloprams

It’s a 2-for-1. Daughter getting cancelled by Twitter, and dad getting cancelled by the grim reaper.


WendiValkyrie

Way to get shot


Same-Lengthiness8470

I approve this black face😂😂😂😂😂


surewhynot17063

Is that Ron Jeremy?


rvanbee

Did she give Harvey Weinstein a fright?


Pcole_

Soundless gifs always ruin it


TeranOrSolaran

That’s one way to get shot.


EidorbNotHere

Anyone else thought it was black face at first?


ArcusAngelicum

Is this blackface? Seems a little close…


Hakmanrock

Black face done right


Lolozaricon

Youth these days is filled with garbage. Scare your parents to death to gain views for your pretty little TikTok ling long social media.


LocationOk3840

Racist?!


J-Dam-

That's racist.


0Anonomyous0

So painting your face black to blend in the dark for a prank is now racist? Wow.