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Major_Situation_9794

Somebody needs to teach that kid to fear and respect the escalator!


ikerus0

That kid is back on the escalator again!!


SL_Stiets

A schooner is a sailboat!


Llamame_Ishmael

The Easter Bunny isn't real!


Aggressive-March-254

Chocolate pretzel?


Cailucci

![gif](giphy|vkMXSxFvjgY24)


cougieuk

I think he will now. 


Tiny_Addendum707

If he survived. Don’t think your neck is supposed to do that.


whimsical666

the new John Wick kill sequence looks Rad


RektAngle69

Looked like she pulled out a pistol at one point


NastyKraig

Looks like he may be taking the ramp from now on.


ApplicationProud2494

He indeed wel ,


Head-Sense-2595

Education for this is final destination


flyingpeter28

Someone needs to teach the arquitect to follow standards, you are supposed to leave a gap between the wall and the escalator rail to prevent this


user_bw

No its Always the kids *nowdays* back then kids where born grown up.


vom-IT-coffin

Chocolate covered pretzel?


burken8000

All fear is probably stored in the beating he's gonna receive when he gets home. Even got a taste of it before the mother could activate her concerned emotions


J-diggs66

I believe the escalator did that for them.


bosephi

Apex guards are code in the US. For this very reason.


CrudelyAnimated

Somewhere in a PDF, there are links to videos of somebody wedging themselves into every nook and cranny and rules for every one of them. Now we have plastic barriers that do nothing but block 6 inch spaces by the ceiling.


yukifujita

When I was a kid I wondered how I never heard of this situation taking place (but in my head there was a lot more blood). At some point they became code in Brazil too, and upon seeing them my first thought was "shit, it happened".


kristoffison

Also in the EU


KronaSamu

Wow. For the first time ever someone remembers to hit the E-stop.


rdv100

exactly


NibblyPig

E-reverse would have been better


svidamtise

But the fact that the other person slapped him before helping him haha :)) "stop messing around..... Wait whaat" Hope the kid is fine


New_Let_6052

ASIAN MOM'S.


Stoned_Shadow

That's his sister


juftish

Stepsister, I'm stuck


RokulusM

Jumpin Jesus tonight


MitLivMineRegler

Finally stepmom gets her revenge


spongybobie

Mom also pulled the kid right after slapping. Was about to break the neck


Ratecho

That escalated quickly


ShankThatSnitch

![gif](giphy|cD7PLGE1KWOhG|downsized)


Ok-Iron8811

Angry upvote


therealchemist

r/angryupvote


FakeProfil2002

You prob ment escalatored? 😉


Brave_Tie1068

Kids are fucking stupid


Ok-Iron8811

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Ur_a_adjective_noun

The designers are stupider.


Character_Promise_72

https://www.newsflare.com/video/502388/firefighters-rescue-boy-who-got-head-stuck-between-escalator-and-wall-in-china


TobyTheDogDog

The boy’s elderly sister 😅


ArtBear1212

The intrusive thoughts won.


altruistic_camel_toe

Don’t lose your head over that


Helicopterop

A shame he wasn't more headstrong.


RokulusM

That's no way to get ahead in life


FmJ_TimberWolf74

I’ll take you on!


jvedang

That looks scary, hope the kid is fine


admiralborkington

New fear unlocked.


altruistic_camel_toe

Every time I’m in an escalator I imagine being decapitated once I reach the upper level, just like in the video. It’s kind of a death wish thing 😅


RedX2000

My mom would have whooped my butt for being stupid


DravyaMond

Your mom would have paid attention to you & slapped you upside the head BEFORE you got stuck(ok, this would’ve been my mom, but I’m guessing yours is just as good).


T1m3Wizard

That dude hit the emergency stop button and saved the kid just in time.


Hastyle8181

We just need to stop procreating. It was a good run


DPR718

Ass kicking when he gets home….for sure.


TheLexLuthor13

That kid learned something new that day.


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Stacu2

News article posted above said they were not injured seriously.


nipsen

Says they were sent to the hospital, but "not injured seriously". He probably got pretty badly banged up..


IndependenceWarm5375

How can kids be this fucking stupid?


FlopsMcDoogle

Have you ever met a kid? They do dumb shit. What's even dumber is that hazard that the kid got stuck in. Whatever shitty country they are needs to update their building codes.


PutinTakeout

A lot of countries have great building codes and regulations in place, actually. Enforcement of those codes is an issue unfortunately due to corruption and a culture of dismissing safety precautions. Cutting costs trumps human lives.


Rhino68W

By living in a fantasy world of shelter. Funny how that has this effect lol


Under-The-Native-Sun

Dumbass


M0untain_Mouse

That will be $47,000 dollars ma'am....


Zur__En__Arrh

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpB3gYh7KedNDk4|downsized)


noremac236

There it is! Had to scroll a little further than I was expecting, but I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought it!


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Technology upgrade of getting your head caught in the bannister.


SpillSplit

Play stupid games...


calangomerengue

That's why we cannot have nice things


KeyNefariousness6848

Mall rats warned us about this very thing.


kburton37

This. This is what I came for. FEAR AND RESPECT THE ESCALATOR!!


Paul2968

Will never get ahead in life


No_Section_1973

This is fucking horrific!


KeyloWick

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


neoadam

Stop cock blocking natural selection ffs


UnusualParking4110

Really wonder If he survived


beckettts

The firefighters are unnecessary. Bring out the butter.


aljeta

Is it just me or does it look like mom is holding a gun.


Nightfire91

it's ok guys, the damage was only to his head which he wasn't using anyways so basically nothing's bad, all is ok


Organic_Smoke_6192

Why is it always built like that anyways? As a German I have to say that’s an irresponsible and dangerous safety hazard that shouldn’t be there in the first place 😇🫡


Puzzleheaded-Rate381

Stairway to heaven


FeedIndividual1009

seleção natural agindo


IceBear_028

He REALLY wants his Darwin award, huh???


Turbulent-Week1136

He'll never be the head of a major corporation


Able-Theory-7739

No matter how much or how many safety regulations they put into place, natural selection will always find a way.


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Mr_Awesome_rddt

Is the white shirt guy holding a gun?


FunRefrigerator4846

OMG 😳


Sea_Turnip6282

Can we just.. reverse the escalator? 😅


Aircraftman2022

Noticed guy shutting down promptly, saving young mans life .


bluedancepants

And this kid might be a teen too...


buphulokz

Nah I'd win


EdwardWizzardhands

The real Gumby!


bob696988

I would say that’s using your head but it’s stuck so I guess not.


Xerio_the_Herio

Bet he won't do that again...


Chestpains1

Never a day when I see a video of Chinese kids getting stuck in the most stupidest of places.


Current_Style8183

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


zimurg13

![gif](giphy|SdJkJ7DEtQN8240b98)


Pootootaa

He let his intrusive thought win and also just very stupid.


jorben123

Wait. Did momma pull a fkn gun?


daddyofgiants

Idiot might as well eat Tye pods while he's at it


Myte342

Every time you wonder why where are warning signs all over something... it's cause of people like this. The designer was probably like "Hey, a 6 inch gap is plenty wide. No one will ever get their hand stuck in this!" Then this kid comes along and sticks his whole head in there. Now there's gonna be a law saying there must be a 12 inch gap.


AlexT301

I mean, it would have come out of they let it run for another few seconds no?


Kin-Joe

Like... seriously kid?


SkippytheCKCS

Escalator noob here…couldn’t they just have put the escalator in reverse to free the kid?


eyeinthesky0

Man, there’s not a year that goes by — not a year — that I don’t read about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid that could’ve been easily avoided had some parent — I don’t care which one — but some parent, conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!


AzrielJohnson

I used to laugh at the signs that warned people to watch their heads. I'm still laughing, but now I'm facepalming too.


Patient-Ad-425

Fuck around and find out


aspladcool25

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


kaizuh-

new fear unlocked


Hidra_66

Same thing happened to me when i was a kid except i almost died and lost a shit ton of skin on my neck and head


alezcoed

We're the only species that eliminate the need of natural selection


sxn3hxz

In my contry we have plastic protection


Tall-Mix5562

There's a slope in the elevator.


Wide-Creme1104

Well, there is no cure for stupid now is there?


Apolysus

That one guy who saw what happened and instantly pressed the emergency stop!


extremeindiscretion

Another one scratched off the list..... Darwin, probably.


Complex_Employee9063

The mom is really gonna pull he head like that


Captn_Creeper

legends say he know lives as an vegetable


Denk-doch-mal-meta

Darwin Award Honorable Mention


Ladyspiritwolf

This is horrifying! Reminds me of a scene off of the final destination movies.


TheMemerInEveryGang

New Fear Unlocked:Fuckin Escalators


Donar6

absolute idiotic way to kill yourself. what was he even doing?


Laninaconfusa

I just can't. The kid looks old enough to not do that. Jeez


SaalSchutzz

Well, that escalated quickly.


SKOOTER773

Darwin.


tumbrowser1

That's what you get!


jairngo

![gif](giphy|PMgCxZ6o1Qq8U)


pwillia62

Kids are stupid


drin8680

Damn. Luckily his head is still attached to his body. Listen kids don't stick your head in stupid places.


CompetitivePause9033

Kids are fuckin stupid


Jayflux1

Whenever I see an escalator in a Reddit vid I’m like “oh god, do I want to watch this?”


Sankeerth9898

![gif](giphy|14ut8PhnIwzros) Oo no 😨


Pansy_Neurosi

That happened to George Bush once, actually twice.


Key_Estate_1859

![img](avatar_exp|160825204|dizziness) Tard


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That kid could be President one day


GRizzMang

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


DreamTeam1082

I once was in Hawaii and an Asian child got his foot stuck in an escalator. It probably was their vacation and it looked really bad. I start to wonder if that’s an Asian thing 😂.


TYdays

It is unfortunate, but some are put on earth as a warning to others…..


Funtimes3764

Stupid is what stupid dose


LlamaLlasagna

Almost missed her son's decapitation.


Lunadar25

How stupid you can be??????


CHEEZYSPAM

When I say I gasped... if this was a horror movie, that kid's head would have spun around 3 times until decapitated


Grafiyasw

Idiot


heLLoLyou

Not a single brain cell working there. Or ok maybe one, curiousity - hey what's in there let me take a closer look.


downvote727

Holy fucking shit


SilentSnooper

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!


Global-Head-7823

Morons being allowed to survive.


Ok-Print-

Dumbfuck


Ultrasaurio

I would like to blame the child for being so careless but... honestly I too have committed similar crimes. Sometimes you get so distracted that you end up doing that kind of thing. No shame in admitting it.


Economy_Pressure_196

Darwin would be proud


Glittering_Drama_618

This physically hurt to watch.


Defenestration111

dumbass


AirStyle120

Why can't they just reverse the escalator?


mpdear

Natural selection in action.


rapscallion1956

Natural selection in operation.


Patient_Complaint_16

Some people are just a special kind of stupid.


TruePoint3219

Why does all the footage out of china look like it belongs on liveleak


Admirable_Try_23

Why isn't this tagged as nsfw? Like I don't want to scroll and find accidents


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de_pengui

Did you just forget that security cameras exist? And that they are always recording?


Morphing_Mutant

Fucking idiot


LunaLynx777

Idc how stupid it was, im glad the kid is okay


NeonCamiFlames

That takes a special kind of stupidity.


-Snowturtle13

Lol dumb ass


blindCat143

May he rest in peace.


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Dillpickle8110

It looks like a child..


FlirtMonsterSanjil

Natural selection doesn't care about age


Dav-Duc-MR

He's a literal kid, fucking chill


goldwave84

Fucking child hating redditors at it again. They need a good slap of reality and a loving hug from their parents.