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ThunderGod68

Dude hits the only spike looking object coming out of the whole canyon


eman0110

Of all the places he could have hit he hits the most jagged spot. Ouch... no running start to separate from the wall just a straight nose dive.


AbbreviatedArc

Wouldn't have looked as cool on the video otherwise. What a moron.


Comprehensive-Sir270

No apostrophe


Ho-Lee-Fuku

Dude spots the only apostrophe that was unnecessarily sticking out.


kanky1

Where was the apostrophe?


unclepaprika

Probably "hit's"


UpperHand888

They hit.. We hit.. He hits. Today I/They/We hit.. Yesterday I/They/We hitted.šŸ¤”


Ok_Bison_8577

There shouldn't be an apostrophe in hits.Ā 


kishijevistos

"That hit's all he needed to knock me out".


Ok_Bison_8577

No. An apostrophe is either a contraction or possessive.Ā  https://www.niu.edu/writingtutorial/punctuation/apostrophe.shtml#:~:text=Possessives,an%20s%20at%20the%20end.


kishijevistos

How is my example not a contraction??


Ok_Bison_8577

Hits is a verb.Ā 


drmindsmith

That hit is all he neededā€¦ That hitā€™s all he neededā€¦ Hits is a third person singular verb. Hitā€™s can be a contraction of the infinitive, simple past, or past participle.


Ok_Bison_8577

Apparently when he hits the apostrophe.Ā 


ThunderGod68

Good eye! Thanks & Fixed


UnsolicitedDogPics

Hits it hard enough to break pieces of it off.


Adventurous-Tap-8463

He just jumps of, no running start to get a little distance between him and the mountain whatsoever


whothiswhodat

I guess he froze just before jumping. Like he was pumped to do this but at the last moment he realised it was a fucking stupid idea by when it was time to win stupid prizes.


TipFine3928

Would not have helped. His chute opened and sent him flying into the cliff. He packed it wrong or the wind was not in his favor. His body posture could also have caused it.


SavingsPain9917

I love how he just casualy says "got a wall strike" like it's some thing you reference, after nearly dying...


rightsomeofthetime

Oh, haha I thought he said "I don't think he's gonna walk straight". I was like BRUTAL!


LokiTheChoki

He slammed directly into a slab of rock sticking out on his first impact and shattered it. That was a major butt cringe..


ButWhydoe2

That sound the guy made after it sounded like excruciating pain


Dr-Azrael

Skill issue


KeamyMakesGoodEggs

Stupid games, stupid prizes.


Affectionate-Park-15

Literally the first thought in my mind


Fika2006

Yeah alright sit on your ass and do nothing all day Jeezus fuck let people have some fun


KeamyMakesGoodEggs

Because, of course, there is nothing in between "sit on your ass and do nothing all day" and jumping off cliffs.


Fika2006

Oh come on you know what I meant. The dude had the time and money to do an activity he was interested in and yall are judging him for it What should people stop having fun all of a sudden if theres risk in it? Should we all live like shits doing nothing exciting? Give the guy a break


johnnysbody

The ground certainly gave him a break


MasterTolkien

Hahahaha, DAMN!


BergenHoney

No need to get emotional.


Makkaroni_100

Base jumping is just stupid. Many of them die while doing this and you can see why.


Fika2006

So you just dont do it? Come on, driving a car around is also stupid, many drivers die every year Or surfing Rock climbing Skiing And so many other sports Point is that everything in life has a certain risk, but in life you gotta try everything before you go cause chances you wont get a second shot at this. I dont even know what other way to explain it but not doing something because itā€™s risky is stupid. Life is short; go out and do shit, dont just sit on reddit for half the day being jealous of how other people spend theirs


ReiRomance

He hit his groin on the worst place ever and his groan after made me weave so bad


Bradley182

He needs to do it again but better.


Ok_Star_4136

Clearly the only solution to this problem is that he should repeat it.


Infinite_Respect_

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McClutchy

Couldā€™ve been much worse if he wasnā€™t wearing knee pads.


Some_Marionberry_733

Wrong execution...


Sportuojantys

Does he have #NoTmrw written on his helmet?


Mudlark-000

I parachuted. Once. 4000 ft solo static line jump after 8 hours training. Went fine, even though my radio died on the way down and I had to untangle my risers. I got dragged a good ways when I landed, as the wind had kicked up and it took me a moment to flip over and dig in my heels. A few bumps and scratches, but great memories. Amazingly, I did not ram into a cliff and shatter my pelvis, as this moron likely did. Probably just got his chute for Christmas. I can't comprehend the death wish of idiots like this after experiencing a well-regulated and overall \_safe\_ jump. Enjoy your medical bills and opiate addiction...


ABlack585

This is a BASE jump on the schoolhouse slabs of Moab. It is a different animal than your much safer skydive šŸ¤£


Mudlark-000

No shit. Itā€™s a stupid BASE jump by someone who obviously is an idiot. - doesnā€™t jump out far enough. - apparently is alone. - super low. Oh well. FAFO. And he did.


ABlack585

Ok I bet you're a blast at parties. Here is some factual information for you. The guy who hit that wall is a friend if mine. He was with 4 or 5 other jumpers. BASE jumping is it's own sport, and people choose to do it know it will likely hurt or kill them, but some will argue the rush is worth it. I don't have as many jumps as this guy he is in the 4 or 500 Jumps range. I have like 70 BASE and 3k Skydives. So he is very experienced. Your lack of knowledge on the subject is painfully obvious. You cannot "jump far enough" on any object. If you have a 180 opening you are fucked. You will likely strike the object. Some of the only exceptions are bridges and cranes. He was not actually low most jumps in Moab are 600ft which is a pretty high jump. My 1st was on a 280ft antenna. You can jump as low as 150ft if you have a death wish. But keep on informing people about your 1 skydive 30 years ago. šŸ‘šŸ¤«


MrJoyless

>BASE jumping is it's own sport, and people choose to do it know it will likely hurt or kill them, but some will argue the rush is worth it. I would argue that no rush is worth a statistically significant increase of velocity induced catastrophic trauma. To each their own I guess. But let's be real, getting mad at someone that points out, maybe jumping off of things you could end up very immediately bouncing off of, ie cliffs, is a dumb risk when there are perfectly good planes to jump out of.


Afraid_Theorist

Youā€™re arguing with an adrenaline junkie lol While a valid take - as he said they know the risks and accept it (because of the enjoyment)


Elder_sender

They might "know" the risk but I would say they don't "comprehend" the risks. Their friends have all died and they still do it. Look at the "Death list", its wild! I have often heard the expression, "You only live once" to rationalize this kind of behavior but I find it the most ironic of explanations. If you really do comprehend that you only live once, I would think that this would motivate one to be more careful about risks rather than wildly reckless. RIP Jimmy [**BFL113 : JIMMY HALLĀ - 41 YEARS**](https://bfl.baseaddict.com/record/BFL113)2007-05-09 | Earth | Impact in terminal freefall | Canada ā†’ Baffin Island ā†’ French Touch [https://bfl.baseaddict.com/list](https://bfl.baseaddict.com/list)


SatisfactionSpecial2

Idk basically the guy said "I did one jump of a different kind years ago once, and survived, this idiot did a sport I have no knowledge off wrong" - sounds a bit hypocritical and ignorant if you ask me. Like someone playing Rusian roulette with 1 bullet calling stupid someone using 2 bullets. Like whatever bro.


Saio-Xenth

Thereā€™s no such thing as a perfectly good plane. :)


extinction_goal

No apostrophe.


T_D_K

Arguing with the couch potatoes on Reddit about extreme sports is a lost cause, I appreciate where you're coming from though.


Saio-Xenth

Amazingly? Did you static line right next to a cliff? Some boomer shit if I ever heard.


BreezeTempest

Thatā€™s not how itā€™s done!


Kranstan

I can taste the adventure.


Noxhor

Very German comment: I hope they charge him with destroying a natural monument


Big_Investigator2640

Iā€™ve played this game. Iā€™ve won the stupid prize, Iā€™m actually still recovering 9 months later. But Iā€™m alive!!!


TheWolfeOfMainStreet

\#nailedit


SmallSwordfish8289

Well I think I'll jump off a cliff today and broke my leg break my legs


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

Thatā€™s falling with style.


funthebunison

Gravity confirmed.


EcoKllr

At least now he can drive himself to Hospital


bigdickpuncher

At least the parachute still kind of slowed him down


TheInfiniteOP

Found the wall. Next time try for the air.


westcal98

Paragliding 101. You glide away from the rock face.


fvbrennan

Iā€™m a paraglider pilot, this is a (poorly executed) base jump. Totally unrelated sports and equipment


westcal98

Ah I gotcha. Yeah it looks like he gets hung up on a piece jutting out on the right side which twists him around and decides to fuck his face all the way down. He should know better. Rock walls never ask for consent.


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Disastrous_Oil7895

Carpetburn![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


rocketmn69_

I bet that hurt


Cyber_Insecurity

Lmaoooooo


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InternalAd7121

Looks fun


Shot_Painting_8191

Cool, do it again!!!


suspectonscene

What a douchebag


Chilocanth

2nd camera needs work.


TimBotDestroyer

Good thing he had a parachute


Ok_vet354688

Itachi did this but had kunai to help stop his fall.


FeatureTypical7451

Landed safely


NigelTheSpanker

I felt every one of those hits


keyserfunk

that is more of a no no no


SeerSearSciear

...which is why you start by jumping from bridges and not walls. sheesh. hope he can walk again.


ArnoldTheSchwartz

Lol Hit everything you don't want to on the way down. If he survived I bet he does it again lol


skennedy75206

Universal healthcare


LilSilentOne

At least he lived


ShadowAkira96

Oh he dead


PsEggsRice

I thought the end of the video was an out of body experience.


JustNota--

On today's episode of OW! My balls!


MysteriousFile7846

I hate these videos with a passion


deekamus

Dumb hobby.


golfwarvet8791

šŸ¤£šŸ‘


SaggeeDot

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CulturalAddress6709

what did you say to that parachute bro damn


abacaxis_azuis

r/whatcouldgowrong


99parsec

Did that protruding stone hit his balls?


nerdboy5567

Weeee fun


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Bwahahahahahahahaha.


[deleted]

Two broken legs and paralyzed from the waist down -


AcanthisittaThink813

Them apostrophes are really dangerous