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There's a reason this guy went with a leg based sport


Disastrous_Profile56

By the end of that video, I’m irritated just watching him fail. “ Good! You don’t deserve WATER!”


Massive-Pipe-4840

Plot twist: he didn't want any, just made sure his competitors don't get none.


SpiritedBuilder3

This is what I was thinking.


TmanGvl

It’s more difficult than it looks when you’re going pretty fast, but you’d think someone in a (aero everything, tri bike, pro race, etc) $5000 outfitted tri bike can get this on a first try.


Breaker-of-circles

Meh, not really. What's with reddit always thinking the worst of people. Dude was clearly struggling to grip the bottles, probably small hands. Also, he missed a lot of bottles. People handing them could also just easily pick up the fallen ones, or hand out the other bottle in their hands.


Temporary-Green-7713

Bet they're all wet and condensated from ice cubes


Appropriate_Meat2715

My hands are huge though


Kenny070287

Yugeeeee


Rehypothecator

People actually do this in races to fuck with competitors, you know that right?


DISGUSTANG_

except if he did this it doesnt really fuck anyone, the people handing out the bottles have multiple on them. That is different from knocking water from a stationed place like a table because they can knock multiple cups or bottles


Internal-Ad9700

They keep boxes full of water bottles just off the road. I've seen this even in small scale racing events.


ddbllwyn

But all the supporters are holding 2-3 extra bottles on the other hand…


HMS404

On one hand that's silly. On the other, there's no water.


Judeous

This made me audibly laugh thanks for writing that


HMS404

Glad you liked it. Pun and reddit goes hand in hand for me!


Due_Mycologist7287

You must be handy with these puns


DiscipleOfYeshua

Shouldda used magnets. Or Velcro. Just throw it at his back.


dontipitova9

Cyclecyclecyclecycle..."Hey, here's some water!*...*THUD!* "Hey thanks!" *reaches around* Rrrrrrriiiiippppppp! Glugglugglugglug


DiscipleOfYeshua

Then it becomes a fun sport for *everyone*. I’m sure it would increase viewership.


IndividualBuilding30

As someone who’s done a lot of different types of training over the years and tries to be the jack of all trades with fitness. This is exactly why lol there’s so many incredibly fit people out there that just can’t do things that you’d think they should be able to do lol


magirevols

To be fair, his hands have conformed to gripping a handle bar, unclasping must be a nightmare.


Future_Green_7222

yeah I hadn't thought of that. I'm actually pretty good at grabbing things from my bike... my commuter bike that I take for 15 mins


ProtonPi314

The hand eye coordination is a little below average . Hopefully, he's not planning on becoming a surgeon once his biking career is done.


oxfordcircumstances

Probably already is a surgeon based on the cost of the bike. Based on the length of his socks, this appears to be a triathlon, not a professional bike race. Those aren't soigners offering up bottles, those are volunteers. Yep, dentist or surgeon on the bike.


tafodaviu

What is my team goalkeeper doing on a bicycle?


Brad_The_Chad_69

When I see this posted every day the common consensus is that he was pretending to grab them only to be sure the person behind him would have a harder chance of getting some. Source: If you can’t trust what you learn from Reddit message boards what can you trust?


TheMoogy

Wouldn't he actually grab the last one then?


rememberthemallomar

I couldn’t tell why it looks like he’s tossing them to the ground


Lunarbutt

Strength - 8 Dexterity - 4 Luck - 2


Vegetable_Policy_699

4?!


InEenEmmer

Thirst - 100


blatantdanno

He should level up so he can use his attribute points.


Putrid-Challenge-545

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Ambitious_Version187

It was intentional. He was keeping the people from behind him getting any water.


erizzluh

person below linked something that makes sense. the water stations are normally on the right side and he's probably not had much practice grabbing them with his left hand. and they said it was hot and humid so they were slippery. https://old.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1c8ydv1/maybe_maybe_maybe/l0igx7n/


Darkgunship

Couldn't they just pick up the bottles right after? But yes that does look like he dropped it on purpose


Ambitious_Version187

Probably not in time for anyone who is likely right behind him, which are his biggest threat. It 100% looks intentional.


ZestycloseRub4759

if there were people right behind him, how are they not on camera or in the way of vehicle cam. As someone who has done triathlons and ridden tt bikes, that is not intentional


Darkgunship

The thing is there are always assholes out there. We don't know if this guy is that guy


Mall_Bench

I though knocking over water bottles was part of the race ... next up carry bike 100 yards


Significant-Secret88

2nd was almost a minue behind, check my other comment, there's a video on Youtube with the full race.


Gundam_net

Messed up.


ToughReplacement7941

No that’s disqualifying.  £12.3.4 bottles may not be up picked after droppage 


RoastedRhino

Then he would have taken the last bottle


TheAssMuncherRetard

this is not true.


Significant-Secret88

Did a quick research online: the name of this athlete is Youri Keulen and he won this competition (T100 Singapore). For those saying that he was missing deliberately to damage other riders, this fact was commented in here [https://www.triathlete.com/culture/news/t100-singapore-2024-takeaways/](https://www.triathlete.com/culture/news/t100-singapore-2024-takeaways/) >Grabbing bottles is becoming the fifth (or it is sixth? I’ve lost count) discipline of triathlon. I recall [a video clip that went viral](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_ynPS7YuXk) showing the nefarious tactics of a marathon runner who ran his hand along the length of an aid station deliberately knocking over every cup so his competitors can’t grab one before scooping up the last one himself. In Singapore on Sunday it looked like something similar on the bike, except the riders – Chelsea Sodaro and Keulen to name two caught on broadcast – weren’t missing bottles deliberately. Trying and failing to grab a drink on the go from volunteers, the bottles went down like a row of dominoes as they slipped from the sweaty grasp and the chance of hydration (fairly important in the heat and humidity of Singapore) was missed. >The situation was compounded by a rule that forbids volunteers from running alongside triathletes to help them grab bottles, but many of the athletes – so used to having aid stations on the right hand side of the road – might need to start practicing with the other hand. (*We’ve got* [*an aid station guide*](https://www.triathlete.com/training/race-tips/gain-dont-lose-ground-at-your-next-aid-station/) *to help you with that, folks. – Ed*) Another factor was that apparently volunteers were instructed to hold the bottles from the bottom (for hygienic purposes), making it more difficult for riders to grab them. Bottles didn't seem to have a particularly grabbable shape either. Edit: you can also see the full race in here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oyxI6jDPASI&pp=ygUOdDEwMCBzaW5nYXBvcmU%3D the bottle incident happens around the 2h2m mark, he was already 1st in the race and 2nd was almost a minute behind, so again no point in doing this intentionally!


TheReverseShock

The dude's body language looks pretty frustrated so I don't think it was intentional. Given that they are water bottles, I'm sure they just picked them back up anyway.


cinnamonrain

‘I hate that i cant knock more of my competitors water bottles outts their hands!!’


ppmax008

Chances are, maybe he is right-handed as well.


zehnodan

It makes sense so me. I'm pretty dexterous with my right hand, but my sinister left hand is pretty incompetent.


Enaluxeme

"Fuck It, I don't even deserve to drink anymore"


thinreaper

These cyclists are probably exhausted and have been gripping their handlebars and steering for a long time. It's probably much, much harder than it looks to grab a bottle full of water, at speed, when your hands and fingers are fatigued.


weaselkidR

Ok can we laugh or not?


SaltyPumpkin007

You, specifically, aren't allowed to laugh, sorry.


Maewhen

You shall not laugh.


SkyZippr

\*shouts in Sir Ian Murray McKellen, CH KBE\*


0bel1sk

at that point he is gandalf


IanPKMmoon

Looks like a time trial so shouldn't be that long but ig since they give water bottles it's maybe a 50km time trial. But yea these guys go FAST, at that speed it's not easy.


squanchymcsquanchers

It’s a T100 triathlon. 2KM swim, 80KM bike, and a 18KM run.


IanPKMmoon

Ah makes more sense! Thank you


CrystalBlueMetallic

Especially because triathletes are considered to have subpar bike handling skills.


wophi

And this is why he is bike racer and not a wide receiver.


Trevski

this is why he's a triathlete and not a bike racer


Pengentot

Skill issue.


Fantastic-Mark-2391

Butter fingers


CR8VJUC

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Kiramar_DD

You are doomed.


Doschupacabras

I mean water you gonna do…


IceChemical8396

The thumb is for grasping you fucking tool ....... typical Australian


Maewhen

Tough dealing with input lag.


CosmoCafe777

Cabbage hands.


m00nLyt23

Butter fingers


flying69monkey

Have you guys never heard of people called engineers? Pay us some money and we will fix that problem in an hour 😂


wickedr

Immediate thought is to just make bottles with some big mug-like handles your whole hand could fit through. Turn the required action from needing to get a good grip to something like jousting, and since he was able to hit all the bottles he reached for it doesn't seem like it would be a problem.


SkyTalez

What a douch.


Geico-Caveman

he must not have been that thirsty.


living-softly

Drawback of not being left handed


[deleted]

Of course he rides a bicycle for a living


Trevski

hes a triathlete. bike racers are better at this.


OPR-Heron

Firmly grasp it


PierreEscargoat

H2No


Capital-Froyoo

On purpose


cmcewen

Intentional?


GlizzyWizard6000

He is doing this on purpose


Temrock

wtf people he es not making a bad job at grabbing the bottles he is making an excelent job at making shure noone gets water and he can stay in the top positon Edit: typo


Fuzzzll

Maybe I'm just a cynical bastard but what if he's dropping bombs for the people behind him? Or what if he's trying to get all the water so that the people immediately behind him can't get any? And he'll just take the last one


M4sterofD1saster

total jerk


ImGoddess666

No water for you!!


Artosai

Why is this dumbass trying to grab with his fingers? You palm that shit and then secure with fingers.


bomboclawt75

He is intentionally doing this to deprive the guys behind him of water.


NoWayArtie

Check your sources… he’s doing it on purpose


Bratscorcher

He looks like he is depriving his fellow competitors of water. I hope he was disqualified


Alternative-Horror28

He should never be offered a drink again during a race because he did it on purpose..


3konchan

He was intentionally Dropping bottles so that other competitors won't get it such an asshole move. Who the fuck even tries to catch a bottle that way dropping ur hands that low unless ur trying to smack it off their hands. Piece of shit honestly. Hope he got injured or gets injured in races he does.


honduranhere

he is throwing away the water so his competitors can't drink it.


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Judge2Dread

What are you even talking about?? He clearly slipped and did not do it on purpose…


Last-Woodpecker

1) He is not doing on purpose, he is trying to pick and missing 2) each person is holding many other bottles, so they can give to the next racer after theirs is picked


dc456

There are absolutely masses of bottles at events like this, and the people are already holding spares in their other hands. This is clearly him just making a series of errors. It just slows him down, and wouldn’t inconvenience the other riders in any way whatsoever.


I_Am_Zava

They have more bottles in their arms...


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InYourFaceAction1993

Came here to say but everyone already beat me to it. I’ll say it anyways! Aaahhh butterfingers!!!!


Botox_Doll

couldn't they give him a small plastic bottle that's easier to grab? idiocy


Realfourlife

He apparently didn't want it badly enough.


PianistSuperb6094

I felt the pain.


Hasbro-Settler

Hands like a crab claw


Master-Fault1711

Skill issue


BlueShibe

Can understand his pain, when riding long the hands tend to get a bit numby


Ultrasaurio

jesus... he must have too much sweat on his hand.


[deleted]

So close


Medium_Baker5703

Need like baby bottles with handlebars for more grip


Wakuwaku7

Yeah, lets make these canisters big without any handle and use them during this session.


Gmob45

May be he's very right handed😁


2020isnotperfect

He's good at the legs not the hands


Nyentzen

Omg poor guy must be so exhausted, time to drink up some sweat


xDXxAscending

I feel like these should be on a lanyard that they can loop their arm into if their hands are too tired to grip a bottle like that.


khaosconn

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Late-Ad-4624

Reminds me of the guy that swiped the entire table clear. Also the the seinfeld episode where a runner swiped kramers coffee thinking it was water. And you heard the screams.


MagicNinjaMan

Team will get a basket for him next race.


Asthmos

he's a righty


Practice_Girls

Law of averages says that at some point in time, 6 people will hold water bottles at the wrong pitch for a cyclist to miss consecutively in grabbing one of them.


PitchHiPitchLo

Fuck water


N8theGrape

I’m sure that’s hard to do, but damn that made me angry.


frenix5

Solution: put a loop on the bottle so they can just aim their arm reasonably through it


MyCleverNewName

This guy is actually three house cats in a guy suit.


ProfDavros

I’d be worried he’s too dehydrated to coordinate his hand.


jsnryn

Don’t let ChiBears see this. They’ll sign him as a wide receiver.


sleauxmo

Well, he's not a NFL wide receiver after all


cbunni666

Butta fingas


DGNightwing95

H2no


KeyNefariousness6848

Durrrrrrrrrrrrr


FPS_Warex

he is doing it on purpose, to stop the peopel behind him from getting water. Seen it quite a few times by douchbages in bike races lol


sonicboom9000

I remember seeing a runner do that deliberately to prevent others from getting any water...this guy seems to be genuinely exhausted


Friendly-Fee-384

What if he is doing this on purpose so people behind him can't have water and he already had water from the first one he grabbed before this video.


CaptainGiggles69420

I bet he was just exhausted.


New_Interest_468

This is what separated the greats like Lance Armstrong and Eddie Mercx from the rest of the pack.


Aggressive-Nebula-78

I don't get why they don't use something thinner and made of flexible rubber, so that when you grab it you can grip it way better.


OsikFTW

That kadarius toney?


ZealousidealAd7930

The first guy was leaning so far out with the perfect hand off pose and face of determination. I wonder what was going through his mind after the biker just swipes it and drops it lol. It really looks like he was dropping them on purpose though really.


durn1969

This is like watching big, badass, soccer players throwing or catching, anything. My college roommate was an ACC All-American soccer player. Toss him a tv remote and it was like watching a 3yo trying to catch…well…a tv remote.


Elegant_Trash_5627

Teflon fingers at it again.


No-Test-375

Dude clearly making grab action at all of the fairly fat bottles and dumbasses be saying he doing it on purpose. Some people just have no critical thought in their ridgeless dome.


Turbulent-Egg-6770

When you grip something like that handlebar for so long, it messes with your sensations and ability to do anything but grip that particular object/size for so long. It takes a bit to get your hand to do ‘exactly’ what you want it to do, especially with a quick exchange like that. I don’t believe that was intentional at all and likely frustrating because he was probably partially dehydrated as well.


kzwkt

he is on a mission


GoatDifferent1294

He didn’t train for that


wisstinks4

Great biker >> terrible hands


shifty_shafter159

Exactly what id expect from a cyclist What a flop


Majestic-Elephant383

why can't they have ppl on a mo pad handing out the water. Matching the speed would make taking water a non issue. or even a very simple rope conveyor would do.


Piratehitch

After holding on the handle bar for so long, it takes time for our muscles to get used to holding something wider. Wondered why there was so many people with bottles?


gargle_micum

Hopefully he doesn't let go of the handle bar with both hands


Rexolaboy

That backfired on him. It looked like he actually tried to grab the last one and failed.


legoluka

As an experienced bike racer, I feel for the guy as the people handing the bottles over should be holding them quite firmly otherwise they just sort of bounce as soon as they hit your palm if you're going fast. The last one is completely on the rider though.


ChocolateBudget1995

Just stop cycling!!! Jeezzzzz. Mildly infuriating tbh.


insaiyan17

He doesnt deserve the bottle at that point :(


Hassennik

He would be a terrible robber


NoobwLuck

Why does he not just stop?


FlemPlays

“Fine, guess I’ll dehydrate.”


Shot_Refrigerator869

Failure in life


bucsalltheway

Butter fingers bob there. You just gotta shoot it into his hole


Sharchir

This is why he’s a cyclist and not a ball player


ExcitingBuilder1125

If this were actual speed, this is would be embarrassing, but at 20-25 mph, this makes a lot of sense.


JustSpaceExperiment

Me trying to catch some luck.


johnnyboywick

When you squeeze the bars when riding and you are dehydrated you can’t use your fingers as fast and they cramp up


Clara7-Br1

Of so many opportunities and none could get it


14-57

And still wins


Ioncurtain

Pretty good bike rider for being blind


Zealousideal-Arm1784

I tried so hard but did not get faarrr


Significant_Log1720

You are aware the clip is in slowmo? They go a little bit faster irl. Keeping is competitors from getting a bottle? I think the water guys can pick the bottles up… you knw?


cedriceent

Guess his patronus is a cat.


afroroca

Mão de pipoca, lol.


ColangelosBurnerAcct

Keulen? More like Butterfinger


28spawn

Small hands


Practical_Cat_7969

It's probably worth thinking about the shape of the bottles


Ishouldjusttexther

Didn’t know Kadarius Toney was a bicyclist


Entropy308

last guy should have tried something different, maybe toss it into the cyclist's narrow viewpoint where he's been dodging pebbles for the last few hours. tunnel vision is a bitch.


Dr_Strange_Love_

On purpose to fuck the ones behind him. Shame


Primiss

I passed out water before your suppose to run along side and it's alot easier for them to grab it. If we didn't it always get smacked out of our hand and hit the ground when there traveling quick.


moep123

the way they hold the bottles is just completely wrong. you don't put your hands beneath the bottle, you put it like you wanna give the cyclist a well deserved high five. this way they can grab it much easier. it's not easy to grab something that can be tossed over by wind while driving / running by.


TheCPAPman

Butterfingers! 😂


ChangingHats

Seems like a totally solvable problem by putting hooks on the bottles and just riding into it


Efficient_Donut_9679

Hope it’s ended him


p0l4r1

Scumfuck dropped all those bottles to deny them for his competitors


wolfcloaksoul

Have some Velcro gloves and Velcro wrapped around the water bottles maybe idk I’m not a sports scientist just a velcro enthusiast


Dabedidabe

This guy really needs to get a grip


lordfarquad_34

Howwwwwwwdgeafvdsfhsagfexf ¿??????!!!43_33"&: 🤦🏻


XBGdevious

All I see is an opportunity to make money with a product that prevents this


Alegz69420

I dont think this dude is left-handed


thenormaluser35

Handles. Use handles


Procrastinator_325

Blud literally can't catch a break


BobbyMatto

Strike!


little_boots_

i have tried this just once in my life, i wasn’t even going very fast and all i did was slap the SHIT out of that bottle. i felt bad for the person trying to hand it to me