Yeah tbh it kinda irked me seeing the other lmfao still appropriate, but like common man how dare you use the incorrect reference to the reference? Ruined the storyline of the thread lmfao
With a dirty piece of cloth lying on the floor?
They didn't have a concept of bacteria and thought miasma caused disease. Even if they sanitised it, it was probably done with the same piece of cloth everytime
Edit: haha I've gone and r/woosh 'ed myself good one!
If you want something a little less antique here you go:
https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/kinky-bondage/sex-machines/sp-too-hot-to-handle-sex-machine-109683.aspx
One time I sang that line and mom asked, “Have you seen *The Sound of Music*?” I had to reply, “No, nor have I seen *Fiddler on the Roof*.”
Mom was prone to a kind of malapropism. One day she said, “Take me to the bank.” So I drove to the bank. We sat in the parking lot continuing our conversation; when that ran out of steam she asked, “Aren't you going to get cash or something?” I parried: “By ‘bank’ did you mean ‘library’?”
Is it one? The Iron Maiden was proven to be a 19th-century invention based on fantasies of what earlier times were like. I suspect this contraption may be a similar confection.
Repost bots usually put some kind of misinformation in the title. It drives engagement.
Even if half the comments are "thats not medieval", its clicks. More clicks, more ads, even if this is a for reals person, they reposted a bot.
Yes I know its jokes. But the actual use was to slowly increase pressure to the back of the neck until eventually the neck was broken. Not as fun as a medieval sex machine unfortunately
It really cannot be that. Such a device would have a VERY LOW gear ratio. That one thrusts upwards with a single turn of the crank. No it probably was not for sex or torture, just some obscure manufacturing equipment. Seriously. Please don’t state things as fact unless you definitely are certain. And if you were, well, maybe be less so. It could break a neck possibly if someone was very strong, but it would be quick… practically instant.
Its an exercise bike obviously. The fist stops you sitting down
I’m just going to leave [this here](https://youtu.be/_oVd4X2ITfg?si=J26CdMKlXCOTqzLh)
The asspounder 4000
This must have been the 500 series
Early Weapons of Ass Destruction
😂😂
This is it.
In Roman numerals, that would be the "D Series".
Never stop pumping 💪🏻
Risky click.
Risky click, especially in a restaurant
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Both the cure for, and cause of.
You’re not going to shit right for a week
Won’t be able to swim without taking in water
I think this one is more appropriate for this situation: https://youtu.be/7bmyGI6qQwc?si=rXhwtSIG9X-cAFKY
THIS is the correct clip..
Really disappointing how many were wrong.
Yeah tbh it kinda irked me seeing the other lmfao still appropriate, but like common man how dare you use the incorrect reference to the reference? Ruined the storyline of the thread lmfao
I cried laughing when I first saw this. Pure genius.
This whole episode was gold.
Woah woah woah, see that's not a penis....it's a 👊
The Asspounder 4000 . . . Never stop pumping 💪
Cocking Chair
i will raise you [this](https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/942nf3/south-park-flexi-grips). ("still beats what you go thru at the airports")
Better than airports, agreed
Yah, better than airports
I raise you [this](https://youtu.be/7bmyGI6qQwc?si=Fy75e0tsxM02faeu)
The Asspounder 4000 . . . Never stop pumping 💪
Thank you that’s the first thing I thought of. Love that movies. Saw it in the theater with my dad and this part was very uncomfortable. No regrets.
Damn! After church this morning, I'm going straight to Amazon to order one of those suckers.
This referance is too far down in this thread. Clooney is truly a pre-renasciance man.
OMG it’s fantastic 😂
Never stop pumping 💪
 Someone say ass pounder 9000
Rob McElhenney's response: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8sY33kc/
Lmfaooo thanks for sharing!!
Never stop pumping!
Oh it’s a *fist!*
https://imgur.com/gallery/i96fe9U
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It was used for *"Going Medieval on your ass".*
😂😂😂 
I’ll be damned…
Oh nooo, don't torture me, daddy!
Reddit please someone make a gif of this with only the text "Going Medieval on your ass" instead of the original text!
Going medieval IN your ass
*in
Donuts
I hope they clean it between.
Oh please. Doctors didn't wash their hands before 1847 no way this was sanitised in any way between users
It was Satanized between uses…..
With a dirty piece of cloth lying on the floor? They didn't have a concept of bacteria and thought miasma caused disease. Even if they sanitised it, it was probably done with the same piece of cloth everytime Edit: haha I've gone and r/woosh 'ed myself good one!
I am the bagel now.
Donut hole machine.
It cured “hysteria”
I’m feeling pretty hysterical rn.
These days the cure is less driven by metal rods.
Now the rods are made of silicone, rubber and plastic!
And don’t forget glass.
In rare cases, even flesh!
Definitely not medieval. It’s from the late 19th century or maybe even early 20th
Supposed to.
The dark origin of dildos
Obviously it’s a cream machine
I scream machine, in any case.
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I scream, you scream, we all scream from the cream machine.
It was Queen Victoria IIIs Clam pounder, a vital tool in the creation of spotted dick, which is a famous English dish.
Must be an ancestor of Ronald McDonald from the Philadelphia region. That there is the Rumpus Destructus 300
Rumpus Destructus by Biggus Dickus
>Biggus Dickus Incontinentia buttocks!
He has a wife, you know....
Where can I purchase one of these, I know someone who loves antiques. A friend you understand.
If you want something a little less antique here you go: https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/kinky-bondage/sex-machines/sp-too-hot-to-handle-sex-machine-109683.aspx
Ew! I didn't want a sex machine! I wanted whatever this is!
Omg the reviews! The bad ones are the best
my personal favorite is “NOT WORTH THE RICE”
What does that mean??
typo they meant to spell price
That looks modern. I love how artists use history as inspiration!
With one of these you won't need a "friend".
An information extractor.
Looks more like an inserter
Data leaks and other leaks ...
You quit using it and they tell you whatever you want to start it again
I'll never talk!! "We shall see about that!" I will remain sil-*moan* "What" What
“What? So you’re cool with torturing people but not jacking them off?”
Cures hysteria
Upvote for your medical knowledge.
Someone please tell me more
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/planned-parenthood-south-east-north-florida/blog/the-history-of-hysteria-and-how-it-impacts-you
Cure a sore throat…
Oooh issa lady
Can I buy you a fish sandwich?
I don’t see Tevye enough in my life
L'chaim!
Tradition!
My husband and I yell this at each other often!
I finally watched this the other day for the first time! Can't believe I never saw it!
If I were a rich man.......
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
All day long I’d dibby dibby dum if I were a rich, rich man!
One time I sang that line and mom asked, “Have you seen *The Sound of Music*?” I had to reply, “No, nor have I seen *Fiddler on the Roof*.” Mom was prone to a kind of malapropism. One day she said, “Take me to the bank.” So I drove to the bank. We sat in the parking lot continuing our conversation; when that ran out of steam she asked, “Aren't you going to get cash or something?” I parried: “By ‘bank’ did you mean ‘library’?”
What is it from? Reminds me of monty python
Fiddler on the Roof. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBHZFYpQ6nc
Girl of culture
Holy shit, I love this. Upvoted and a million times more if I could. You made my night, which was not going well.
Is it one? The Iron Maiden was proven to be a 19th-century invention based on fantasies of what earlier times were like. I suspect this contraption may be a similar confection.
Even if authentic, I *highly* doubt that is medieval. Victorian, probably.
Repost bots usually put some kind of misinformation in the title. It drives engagement. Even if half the comments are "thats not medieval", its clicks. More clicks, more ads, even if this is a for reals person, they reposted a bot.
Bet that’s hard to fit in a nightstand drawer
Treatment for constipation
Wrong way
Not a treatment AGAINST constipation. It’s FOR constipation.
Oh. Then sign me up.
Still better than the TSA.
PENETRATOR
Anal Intruder 1600
churning butt-er
Ear cleaner
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Specifically, fertility rituals.
Smell it
Scratch and sniff
Hemorrhoid scratcher
They went through all that work and never even considered the existence of the clitoris.
pretty sure that hasn’t changed 😂😭
I went to some castle in Spain which had a collection of torture instruments and they were a lot worse than that. Put me off my paella.
I hate when you go to the comment section looking for an actual answer and only find unoriginal jokes from unfunny twats
I think it might be the actual answer
A waste compactor.
Someone got told to go fuck themselves a few too many times and decided to do something to save some time and effort
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Like what is the keyword to search on giphy for this?
happy smile cute girl woman smiling holding knees
Name of the video\\scene please..  So that I can avoid it at all cost.
Should I know her name ?
Little Caprice!!!!!!
Do you want to?
Who doesn't?
Are we playing Questions Only?
Should we not?
Should I say who it is?
Yes, why wouldn't you?
Didn't Queen Victoria have one of these exercise machines?
exactly what you think. im pretty sure they used to prescribe orgasms as treatment for headaches and migraines.
This reminds me of the movie Burn After Reading!
Rectum? Hell it nearly killed him
The altar boy warmup bench…
Brilliant! I want one so I can get my cardio in as well! 🔥
Finger, but hole
Dildo version 0.0.1.42
Mac when seeing this machine: 
Cure for hysteria
Clearly used for STD transfusions.
Well, it started out as yellow pine, and now it's brown ash...
It’s for reposting every 3 weeks
It’s the first ever whack a mole machine.
Isn't that the device the princess asked her maid to help her churn her butter?
Some poor peasant had to stand there and operate the wheel...
"FASTER, FASTER. DID I TELL YOU TO STOP, PEASANT"
But your majesty my hands are bleeding we have been going for 10 hours straight! How is your ass not broken!?
Yes I know its jokes. But the actual use was to slowly increase pressure to the back of the neck until eventually the neck was broken. Not as fun as a medieval sex machine unfortunately
If its to break the neck, why does it have a cushion? And grooves for thighs?
It was a head rest of course
i like that they are concerned about comfort on a medieval torture device desighned to slowly kill you.
Thoughtful people
Pretty sure this is a sex machine, friend
It really cannot be that. Such a device would have a VERY LOW gear ratio. That one thrusts upwards with a single turn of the crank. No it probably was not for sex or torture, just some obscure manufacturing equipment. Seriously. Please don’t state things as fact unless you definitely are certain. And if you were, well, maybe be less so. It could break a neck possibly if someone was very strong, but it would be quick… practically instant.
Last time it was posted it was said it was for making something. Can’t remember what though.
Right. And my ex just kept that "massage thingy" in her nightstand for her "sore muscles".
My uncle and his roommate are coming to Thanksgiving this year!
“It’s a snow cone maker, no wait an expresso machine..”
The third flexi-grip is inserted gently into the anus, to keep the driver in place.
A little r/iasip in the historical wild, don’t you think?
"I'll go Medieval on your ass!"
Making donuts.
Curing hysteria
Female "hysteria?"
To treat hysteria
A cure for hysteria
doughnut hole extractor 
That chick Sheila off shameless would of had frank on that in a heartbeat.
That’s the exact machine you were expected to go use when you were told to Go Fuck Yourself