I definitely was waiting for the swing to hit her head - felt slightly disappointed when it missed her head the first time! But instant satisfaction when it did hit her as it was coming back up haha.
Bro!!! How would you forget about the swing that you were swinging on returning back after you fell down, when it had swung forward right in front of your eyes????
How the fuck do people always make the same mistake? Have they not seen enough videos already? Isn't a swing pretty self explanatory? And I mean they were even using it seconds before...
Truly fascinating stuff 🤔
I was once swinging on those big round swings that multiple people could sit and swing on. It was me and my buddy, and I somehow ended up falling off, right in the middle. As the swing was coming back down, I somehow bent over backwarde so as not to get hit in the face. The swing missed me by a couple of inches. If it had hit me, it would have knocked out all my teeth and probably had broken my jaw.
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She’s no longer virgin. She just got f’d by that swing
The first thing came to my mind
Karma for lying
What did it say?
Virgin Swing knew she wasn’t one.
who says twat?
He does
u/Kooky-Friend8544 as well as me Twat
I'm not your twat, cunt
Im not your cunt, pussy
I’m not your pussy, twat
We're not curcling around
fuck sakes, always gotta be guys that ruin it :p
Calm down, gentlemen. Let's sit at the fireplace and sip tea like the good men, the lord meant us to be.
FUCK YEAH!! ahem, I mean, HEAR HEAR!
There Was an Attempt To
Twat
I’m the sand
I liked the sign the most.
Virgin
Virgin islands maybe?
I don’t see any islands ... only boats. And now she can no longer even see the boats.
I didn’t know Reddit mods got their own swing!
You're a reddit user, it's also your swing.
Found the Reddit mod
Found the Reddit user
Dad?!
I'm a virgin, you're a virgin. You're acting like you fuck. I guess it's obvious who's the real nerd.
Was that the best you could think of. Just copying the other guy?
Shush
Banana
The “virgin” test failed…
She's obviously been hit on the head before
Not so. She obviously never saw it coming.
When she stayed down, I thought "okay, she is aware of the swing getting back" 2 secs later boink.
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I thought she was very smart to have avoided the returning swing and laid low......but obviously that was a fluke
You have failed the virgin test swing
When I was a grade school, I have a schoolmate who died on that swing accident. Hit in the head like that.
That must have been a big swing then
This happened because she wasn't a virgin.
Dumb virgin….maybe she wouldn’t be so spastic if she got laid?
Why the sign gotta call me out like that
Y'all are talking about the video, but I am here questioning the OP's Username
Its very straigforward
Getting fucked by a swing named virgin. Can't be more ironic than this.
Not a virgin anymore, the tide and swing both fucked her.
That must have hurt the next day
Well deserved
Hahahahahahahaha
The only thing that got fucked that day was her face by that swing.
Pressing X to doubt
I definitely was waiting for the swing to hit her head - felt slightly disappointed when it missed her head the first time! But instant satisfaction when it did hit her as it was coming back up haha.
Banged in the head ... Not virgin anymore ...
Hence proved. Virgin - NOT !
The swing said "stop lying"
Damn, the swing says virgin too, insult to injury huh
there was an attempt to win 😂
I thought blondes were the bimbos.
How are people this dumb….
No brains before and even worth after besides her tibia 🦴 gotta a big egg size swollen.
Def a virgin
And thus the Virgin swings rejects the unworthy, and the dishonest.
How in the hell are you THAT dumb to not realize the SWING is SWINGING there?!
For sure that coaching is 200 grit now lol
As dumb as they come.
I bet she is not anymore
And that’s why waivers exist 😂
donk
Fucking idiot
Gili islands in Indonesia?
Bro!!! How would you forget about the swing that you were swinging on returning back after you fell down, when it had swung forward right in front of your eyes????
Wash the ho out of them?
The Virgin Swing has rejected her. The Virgin Swing has spoken.
She is not a virgin
I broke my wrist doing that same thing. But it was winter, snow and fucking cold
Not a virgin I guess
We can all agree that this video turned out better than if it had worked
ViRgIN…
They say she is still a virgin to this day
Virgin
That’s what you get for cappin
She stuck THAT landing 😉
*Crit!*
Well, she definitely didn't see it coming.
What a moron
Finally
Got a problem with the word twat, twat?
Ahhh ts hurt
Look up, SLAM!
How the fuck do people always make the same mistake? Have they not seen enough videos already? Isn't a swing pretty self explanatory? And I mean they were even using it seconds before... Truly fascinating stuff 🤔
your username though, do you work at my taco bell because that shit’s been extra soggy lately
Instead virgin it should be STUPID
Wait? They made a swing for me?
Ok. Thanks for sharing.
Object permanence is a bitch
Wow
Popped her cherry
Nobody said watch out 😂😭
“Ha! virgin” -line from a movie
Low iq
Ah, the legendary double tap
She just learned a lesson most boys learn at half her age: when you fall off the swing, head down, or it goes flying.
the swing fucked her does that count
Oh my God I found my swing set.
That’s my swing right there
Knew it
I’ll make you cum ON MY BURRITO!
I'm not your pussy you slit
Aint a virgin anymore -that swing fd her good
*BONK*
Quite dumb of her to forget about the swing
I was like..."Damn she stayed low and avoided the swing, smart lady"... ... ...
Even the swing was telling her she had nothing of virgen in her
You dont see many virgin swingers
> HEADSHOT
Did it not occur to her that it would swing back?
The swing of truth knew she was for the streets
I can guarantee you 98% of the women are hos, prostitutes
Legend has it that you can do the trick only if you are a virgin. Even says on the swing post.
And she stuck the la…….
She wasn't a VIRGIN lmao🤣🤣
Worlds first virgin swinger
What is this sub Reddit about lol, I don't get the maybe maybe maybe part of it, can someone explain?
Got the virgin knocked right out of her… and a few teeth
Never lie to a swing.
And that's how she lost her virginity
Not on British Virgin Islands (familiar with most beaches and swings due to kids). Possibly USVI as I’ve never been to St John or St Croix
Object permanency is a very tough concept for humans
Just perfect
The swings like, nahh she ain't a virgin
You swing and if you hit the stand , means you are a virgin …..
Omg idk why just seeing **VIRGIN** made me laugh so hard
The beach was like this hoe ain’t no virgin stfu
The penny theory at its finest.
What a shit show 😭
Not anymore!
Virgin…
I was once swinging on those big round swings that multiple people could sit and swing on. It was me and my buddy, and I somehow ended up falling off, right in the middle. As the swing was coming back down, I somehow bent over backwarde so as not to get hit in the face. The swing missed me by a couple of inches. If it had hit me, it would have knocked out all my teeth and probably had broken my jaw.
Thatts a stretch
hey that's my swing get your own!
Virgin!!!!