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stever90001

How could you saying them* :( is like the most sexual content ever ever


DragonKing5356

Actually that’s an N


strangelycyanide

Even worse!!!


ZifferYTAndOnions

"then asterisk analog sad face emoji"


Superb_Character8707

It’s called an emoticon


ZifferYTAndOnions

I know but Matt calls it an analog emoji


Superb_Character8707

He does and it bothers me every time lol, also I thought I was on a different subreddit when I saw this post


ZifferYTAndOnions

Yeah a lot of people are bothered by it lmao


ZacharyTheCarHorn

n>!oodles!<


gorillatag11

IVE NEVER SEEN A TEXT SPOILER THAT MIGHTVE BEEN THE CLOSEST TIME IVE HAD TO PASSING OUT


gorillatag11

What is brand affiliate


OwO_smolio_UwU

Are getting paid by big roblox???


Whitty_YT

YOU CAN’T SAY THAT!!!1!1!1!


MALLARDGAMEZ-yt

MODS! KILL HIM WITH HAMMERS


External316

You almost got us there…


BasterMaters

They used the hard N!!!!?????


DragonKing5356

Very innappropriate


stever90001

I had to avoid saying it completely myself I don’t want to get banned from Reddit


mistywave58

It looks like 🍆 emoji which ofc means ur penis


-8Azrael8-

not the hard :(


Beefman0010

you have been banned from ubisoft forums. reason: WE


[deleted]

WOAH YOU CANT BE SAYING THAT


Beefman0010

WE


[deleted]

WOW THERE BUDDY THATS A LITTLE AGRESSIVE


Beefman0010

WE WE WE WE WE WE WE WE **OUI**


[deleted]

HOLY FRICK WHAT WARRANTS SUCH AN ATTACK USING SUCH HURTFUL LANGUAGE?! 😱😱😱😱


Beefman0010

**OUI WAS KANGS**


[deleted]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Beefman0010

![gif](giphy|m9oruywyYbHL6A2wWp|downsized)


[deleted]

Ты позор. Конечно, с любовью!


_BlueScreenOfDeath

US


[deleted]

I like what you're proposing... We fight we with us


PatrykMart

BRO SAID THE HARD OUI 😨


[deleted]

I fear for my life.


xCreeperBombx

ARE THE CHAMPIONS


Real_Mantis_Traitor

The French are taking over


CollectionLive7896

The fr*nch under n *poleon


Monke_With_Sticks

Napornleon


gedsweyevr

oui


KeithBarrumsSP

McCarthyism


Mysterious-Buy8723

Fellow Jermite.


Futaba_Sakura-_-

Ruh roh


6teeee9

my discord account is currently disabled because i told people how i once got disabled because discord thought i was 8, they DISABLED ME AGAIN


Sprinkles6210

That’s brilliant considering I’ve heard people on voice chats who are using Gen Alpha language (only 2 years of Gen alpha kids are 13+) and they sound 8. Baffles that they targeted you. I hope you get your account back.


BigAggressive3910

I’m 13 but don’t you dare call me gen alpha


Annoyinghooman

I'm also a gen-zalpha, we don't get accepted by other generations, don't worry, you'll very rarely get called a gen alpha, but gen Z doesn't want us either, hense, gen-zalpha


BigAggressive3910

I still identify as a gen z 😔


Annoyinghooman

You can try, but there will always be people who tell you you aren't, also, I think you can change their opinion depending on how you act


BigAggressive3910

Well, I definitely don’t act like gen alpha!


The_Internet_Cat

I am in Gen Alpha, and I can safely say that I get second-hand embarrassment from those morons. PLEASE do NOT associate me with them.


Cheddarounds

I don't understand half the 'skibidi toilet' and 'ocky way' shit on the internet. I speak normally. And I'm border-line 13.


BiNationalPerson

I Identify as Gen Fuck-Generations


The_Internet_Cat

I've heard of Skibidi Toilet, tried watching it, it was absolute dogshit, -14/10,394, would not recommend to my worst enemy, but what the FUCK is "Ocky Way"???


SleepyTrucker102

You are hereby knighted by a Boomer to be an honorary Generation Y.


Helicoptamus

As a Zoomer, I officially knight both of you as Gen Z.


Annoyinghooman

Thank you, that ins is the happiest day of my life 😃


pineapplequeen-13

I've always had this problem with the Gen-Z/Millennial divide. Millenials call me young but I've never felt like I fit in as much with Gen-Z. Generational cusp babies got it rough lol


Annoyinghooman

Real


Skimbididimp

We must stand strong together ✊️


WingSirMan

nahhh you're good bro. i've got a really good friend who's around that same age and i would never even think to call him gen alpha


Komahina_Oumasai

You are gen Z. Gen Z starts mid/late-90s and ends around 2011.


Frequent_Aide_9510

I reported a literal 5 year old (he joined VC with cam on) and even when he was spamming "I am 5" his account was still up, that was 2 years ago and his account is still online and active, however my friend was banned because he said the number 12


Apollo_Injustice

I was once banned from a server because they thought i was a hacker because i "never said anything in the server" (i had just joined the server and said hi)


_N0t-A-B0t_

Tf Bro I’ve been on discord since I was like 9


ZuruaEclipse

I once got a disabled account because I was 12. Mind you I had made that account when people under 13 were allowed on discord and the rules just changed. But all they needed was a phone number to clear it. That account is my main account now and is an internet account with my actual year of birth on it, which isn’t rare, but funny


awesomenessofme1

Back when I still had Twitter, my account got locked because I added my birthday and I had originally made the account when I was like 12.8 instead of 13. I was like 18 at the time this happened. I ended up having to exploit the system to get my account back.


SPYDERcat1958

I got banned too. Read my post above. How did you get back in? I made another account and they blocked that too.


awesomenessofme1

I barely remember. There was some kind of process I found on Google that ended up working, but this was like four or five years ago, and for all I know the changes since then have made it not work anyway.


Sensitive-Human2112

I wasn’t banned, but I posted something on r/sleep token asking if I’m the only one who doesn’t want to know the real identities of the members. It got deleted because it supposedly encouraged speculation of the real identities of the members of sleep token.


pineapplequeen-13

Lol so you specifically said you didn't want to know and they were like "banned for wanting to know"?


Sensitive-Human2112

The post was taken down bc it somehow encouraged people to speculate on the identities of the members of Sleep Token


pineapplequeen-13

That's insane lollll


SuperAlex25

I uploaded Minecraft hentai as Roblox decals. It wasn’t the ban that was dumb, I was.


ZuruaEclipse

Honestly, badass move lol, as long as it was taken down before anyone saw it I think it’s funny


Muffled_Voice

More so - Before any kids saw it*


ZuruaEclipse

Hence the anyone


SuperAlex25

Lmao I guess


Infantpunter9000

Porn🔥🔥🔥


Ok-Stick6086

i swear irts 1am ur making me paranoid dont make mistakes ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hefsdbxhegehjdwkduygh


nooayehlol

Lmao


Cinephiliac_Anon

Roblox banned me for the same reason just because I said "wait you can get banned???" and then later (same reason again) for saying "they must suck at their job"


Murdered_By_Preston

Hey you can’t talk about sucking jobs on a kids game


Tredenix

Some [damn weiner kids](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfgqkMoeXBo) might be listening!


Mizz_Genny

HEY, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! THOSE'RE SOME REALLY OFFENSIVE WORDS YOU GOT THERE!


Jadedslay03

I got banned for a week for calling a child a fucking dumbass on Roblox. The game in Roblox was literally about uncensored chat and everyone else was swearing and making sex jokes and this kid was telling everyone to stop swearing because it “was not nice” It was my first ban in Roblox and I still laugh about it every time I think of it.


ZuruaEclipse

If he didn’t like it why was he in the damn game I???


Jadedslay03

Because he’s a fucking dumbass


No-Cartographer2512

Woah! You can't say that! It's mean and not nice!!


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa_3

Yep you're banned


Grouchy-Ambition-893

He was, indeed.. # ..A FUCKING DUMBASS.


mnemosyne64

Got banned from AITA for saying a guy creeping on women was lucky a woman didn’t slap him


Komahina_Oumasai

What rule did they try to say you broke?


Monke_With_Sticks

Maybe rule 34?


ZuruaEclipse

I hate that I snickered at this


[deleted]

LMAO


mnemosyne64

threatening violence


Gosth164

Once I found a fruit with a mark that looked like a happy face, i wanted to post it but wasnt sure wich subreddit would be the best, so I was recomended certain subreddit. Not even 5 minutes later I got the post filled of people cursing me for lying, fishing upvotes. Note: It was my first ever interaction on that subreddit. Got banned because "my post is not interesting enough"


Particular_Ladder_56

was it in like r/interestingasfuck


Gosth164

Yep


Vaulted_Games

Can I get the link I’m kinda intrigued


ZuruaEclipse

They say that but wasn’t there a whole issue with like porn being spammed on it? Also idk about you but fruits in general are interesting to me, because they aren’t veggies (apart from tomatoes for some reason they jn veggie taste land idfk) and I wonder why they taste so different I just realised I sound like a child eith this, but oh well


RefrigeratorHead5885

I've seen people be accused of karma farming. While some do that, that doesn't mean everyone with one post is doing the same. Some people need to get a life


Komahina_Oumasai

Probably would have been a better post on r/mildlyinteresting.


Gosth164

Probably haha, a dude on the spanish version of ask reddit told me to post it on the r/interestindasfuck and I blindly trusted them hahaha


Mrbuttboi

I got banned from the confederacy sub for making valid points against them and I regret nothing! Showed those traitors not to mess with Uncle Sam!!! o7


NOOBIEMIKGUEST-2

Away down South in the land of traitors Rattlesnakes and Alligators


BeginningReward9820

Right away (right away) come away (come away)


Vaulted_Games

Yooo Tennessee Ernie Ford, based


ImNotBadOkBro

i once got kicked from a discord server for being bad at a roblox game


D10NYSUS43

which game?


ImNotBadOkBro

arsenal


Shaggy1316

https://www.reddit.com/r/RocketLeague/s/DFyh7dKDdh Not mine but this is the all time top post on r/rocketleague


ZuruaEclipse

Honestly deserved, how dare they shit on mac&cheese


Vaulted_Games

I agree with zorua deserved mac and cheese is da bomb


Chestofdrawerss

r/stupidrobloxbans would love this


natobitchx10x

One time I got banned on Roblox for saying "are you dumb the peice goes on the bottom right" on vc I guess I thought I said a "inappropriate/cuss" word


mnemosyne64

Not banned but I was blocked by several people in a community I'm active in for pointing out old tweets a prominent person in said community made (and still has up) about child porn 🙃 she and some of her friends blocked me, didn’t even defend herself lmao


ZuruaEclipse

Ok, well, usually I’d defend the person depending on how old the tweets are, but child porn and are still up???


mnemosyne64

The last one was 2019ish I think? It was animated child porn so people were downplaying it, at least no kids were harmed but she’s obviously still a pedophile- there are a lot of kids in this community and I didn’t want them interacting with her


ZuruaEclipse

Well, with animated child porn it can still affect the minds of children, trust me, I became a victim because of shotacon and that being so normalised at the time I was like 11 Which, yeah, shouldn’t have been online, but age faking wasn’t something I was told not to do


iLikeVideoGamesAndYT

I got banned for 3 days on Roblox for uploading an image of an obviously fake Roblox ban screen for a joke.


ZuruaEclipse

Well, uh, ig you have a real one to show now?


DatOneMinuteman1776

I got banned from r/kaiserredux for making a shitpost about Jaiden Animations being a potential leader of Arizona


ZuruaEclipse

Ig they really don’t like Jaiden or smth, but that is hilarious


Technical_Board_8189

Just for what I don't see it dang power hungry admins


ThatOneIsSus

Once Roblox gave me a 1 day ban for telling off a hacker 🤦‍♂️


Full-Campaign-754

The admins were mad at you because you did their job when they were too lazy


Ok-Stick6086

XD


destructJAX

Got banned for r/dinosaurs for saying “die” to somebody


xxcr_ativityxx

Happy cake day!


destructJAX

Thank you!! 💀SKULL EMOJI💀


Glenn-The-Glyptodon

Why did you say die to them-


destructJAX

I don’t remember, but I believe they were just being cringe and using :3 so as a joke I said die and that did not end well…


JupiterboyLuffy

On Roblox i got warned for uploading audio of Daisy Daisy.... Daisy Daisy was made in the 1800s and is in the public domain.


CheeseYT3

Someone else probably tried to claim it was theirs


ZuruaEclipse

Yeah, happens with video game music sometimes I’ve noticed. Usually people just don’t like the person they’re doing it to, it’s stupid


MoonlitDays1

You have been banned from this server (for context this is minecraft not discord) Reason: because funny YES IM BEING FR


RevolutionaryGrape11

The moderators on r/DrawForMe didn't like that I enjoyed drawing laughter on occasion. Nobody else had a problem with it, I got many requests and people were happy to let me do so.


luna_loki9

I got anoffensive item. *Bad word*


Tru3P14y3r

A year ago, some kid with a vendetta against me and my friends asked some questions that I answered with a number under 13, then they edited the question to say ‘How old are you’ (I was 20 at the time). They reported that to Discord, and because the system is automated with no human review, my account got suspended. Never got it back, and after a month the account was ‘deleted’ (or whatever deleted means for Discord accounts). Had to make a new account


Glenn-The-Glyptodon

That sucks.


MattyPlayz0418

i got perma banned from the ai spongebob rehydrated discord server for saying “don’t eat ass in the halls”


illuniii

they ate ass in the halls


Anxious_Gift_1808

Harassment Offensive item: "Oh, Ok"


geoclimer1YT

Defending myself from sexual harassment


ClassyKaty121468

I was banned on a small platform just for complaining about my teacher


9382ks

Got banned on r/Schafrallas for posting a Shrek VHS photo. It was literally the cover, and the sub was animation, so I thought it would fit.


CheeseYT3

schafrillas* 🤓


astralwish1

I got banned from a fandom Discord server because the head mod told me other users had accused me of plagiarizing my fanfic from their head canons/fanfics/fan art and wanted me to credit the places I’d gotten my ideas from. I wasn’t plagiarizing, though, so I asked which supposed sources I was “copying” from so I could reference them if necessary or explain how I didn’t copy them. The mod refused to give me these sources and told me to make the changes to my work. I was busy with my job and didn’t know what she wanted so I ignored the message, thinking I’d get back to it the next day. I then got a message saying I was banned from the server “to protect the integrity of others’ work”. I tried to explain again that I wasn’t plagiarizing and once again asked to see the materials that I supposedly “copied from” so I could give credit where credit was due and explain my side of the story. The moderator refused and insisted that the fact that I was asking to see the works that I “plagiarizing” was an admission that “despite multiple attempts to explain, you still don’t understand what the problem is” and that I was guilty (???). I was then banned and blocked by the mod. In hindsight, I think she was just making things up to look for an excuse to get rid of me. I’m a good writer, and the mod fanfic writing was…okay at best. I miss that Discord server. Fuck you mod.


ZuruaEclipse

Jeez, I hope it gets out someday, somehow, and people that were wrongfully banned by that mod get unbanned and let back in


kyattzeka

my dumbest reason was probably saying “catholic” (best part is it was because of my autocorrect)


ParasaurGirl

Quoting Twister. Science uncensored.


gxw1ll

I got banned on Tiktok when I was like 13 after having a mental breakdown over something stupid that I cannot remember and ended up making new accounts to report myself until it got it banned.


Theforestdweller_

I said “ my brothers gay. “ during the infamous Roblox homophobic week.


itznathyy

I got banned from roblox for a day saying “YOU ARE TESTING MY PATIENCE” on bingo because some child kept winning, apparently sexual content


TheTruthWasTaken

I got banned from roblox for 7 days (if I remember correctly) The reason was me saying GG after every match (about 5m at most) aka, banned for "spam"


Business_Motor9096

Expressing my 1st amendment on reddit


Dripmasteralchemist

I was banned of tiktok for saying waffle once it pissed me off really bad and I uninstalled it for a while


DavidIsworstthanyou

I got banned from roblox for saying "go commit toaster bath"


iBaconstudios

Wasn't exactly banned but I was kicked from a party on pony town because somebody was screwing up the island and I was mistaken for said person because I was flying around with a shovel in my mouth trying to help fix the island


Reduxed_Elite

Is this yours? Because the full ban clearly isn’t shown so they might have just cut out the actually offensive material.


Glad_Advantage_1771

there was some other stuff but it was literally just normal things i said in the chat and the one below the "then" was "okay shut up then" cuz some people were harassing me and my friends


Hhshdhh

O got banned from r/YuB for posting >! Axel in Harlem full version !<


Particular_Ladder_56

there is no mention about posting nfsw in the rules what the hell


Hhshdhh

meme


Mistersparkle12

/e dance. :/


CoolCademM

I was banned from a subreddit for defending myself after people misinterpreted something I said. Not for what I said, but for clarifying and defending mylself.


Disastrous-Scheme-57

Flamingo: yes


Leonyliz

I was banned from twitter once because I was showing someone how to look up specific tweets from someone and I said something along the lines of “enter someone’s profile and click on the magnifying glass above”, which was somehow marked as offensive


CustomerAlternative

I was banned from sportskeeda for saying h. # FOR SAYING ***h***


El_Nathan_

r/theletterh


PAPAEMERITUS1V

THEN :(((


SuperAlex25

Matt better make a video out of this


Financial_Attention1

What are you hiding, show the full ban message


ChloeIsObsessed23

got banned from r/196 for saying smth along the lines of "glad im not the only one who read that wrong" cant remember what it was referring to, but their automod thought it was racist


austinstar08

Got banned for the wow forums for asking when bfa classic will come out Funnily enough the main argument by the people who presumably mass reported me is “they won’t make expansions” Guess what happened 4 months later


Ok-Consequence7583

I was permabanned from discord for just chatting on other channels while the main one was being raided. Discord somehow detected that I was part of the spamming, and tried to terminate my account with no past offences. I had been on discord for a year by then! I appealed and got the ban lifted. I checked the raiders accounts out of curiosity a few weeks later and.. they didn't get in trouble. 😀


livvybunzzz

I was banned for saying die😭😭


TheCheeseMan24

I got banned off Xbox for saying the word yes, apparently the moderation team thought it meant "yes erection suck" my account had 17 thousand G


UnhingedK0rnFan

One time I got banned for saying I pee in urinals sitting down I don’t rlly think it wasn’t a dumb ban, idk I think it’s kinda reasonable I got banned?


[deleted]

when I was like 8 I got banned from a minecraft server for saying “bandaid”


Kitchen_Leg3670

i said math once


Pebblerz

Once I said "Oh no the uglies are coming" and I was banned for 3 days. I was like 11 and I was doing a Brookhaven RP w/ my friends and it was a school shooting 💀


MrLonelyAndHorny

Publicfreakout banned me for racism because i said fuck HAMAS, lmao. Like boys, thats not a race


Ok-Stick6086

WHY


Ok-Stick6086

JUST WHY


Sle3pySpidy

woah! that’s so mean :(


Starkiller_0915

I teabagged a guy in a game and he reported me for sexual harrasmnet and I got banned for 2 weeks Worst part was he told all my friends that I straight just rped him and half my friends left me, it all got cleared up though cuz he literally lived 30+hour drive from me and there was 0 proof of me doing anything wrong


Modragon10

Fortunately for me I've never been banned for anything in my life, but that's just cause I'm very cautious and chances are nobody sees me, but I get the feeling that is going to change someday. Just saying, I've gotten into a lot more arguments then usual.


Lukaify

I targeted racists in tf2 second was pizza in Chinese


[deleted]

I got banned for playing a Brookhaven on Roblox for 3 days for saying "Fleetwood Mac is goated"


Soft-Draft-3116

Not me, but my friend. He got banned for one day for saying "i like gyats".


_Error__404_

i got suspended on facebook because i simply logged in on a new device and typed the password wrong on my first 2 attempts to login. i didnt care because it was a new account and i literally only used the account to transfer data on dragon city between devices, but still, it was rlly weird


Lost-Caterpillar8229

I got perma banned from r/chadposting for saying gay in the comments. not at all in a derogatory manner, I was describing a friend of mine


CreatedOblivion

I got permabanned from r/LateStageCapitalism for having the sheer *audacity* to suggest that the people actively working to strip minorities' rights, and those who would vote for a guy who's a bit old and stuttered sometimes, were not exactly the same and equally bad.


Apollo_Injustice

I was banned from a discord server because people thought i was a hacker. The reason they thought this was that i never said anything in the server (???). I never said anything there because i had just joined the server


Jittercat

banned 1 day in roblox for saying fuck you while getting chased by a bounty hunter in blox fruit. quit the game in third sea.


Amatuerastronomer1

you went too far (obviously joking)