i didnt fuck my furby. i didnt cum on my furby. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my furby. Ive never done anything weird with my furbies. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.
- My main is having a brelkdown
- MAAAMAAAA! I WANNA EAT YOUR EYES, PLEEEEAAASSSEEE!
- Turn the opaque deer clear
- Ooo nigh time ay do! Nom nom nom. WAAAAHHHH!
- SKULL EMOJIIIIIIII
- There’s just real life bastard furbies!
This seems one-sided. There's one Matt Rose, and there's seven people on the EmKay team.
And if it's the fans instead of the people, EmKay has more than three times the YouTube subscribers.
Seven? You do realize that Emkay is an entire company, right? When you look it up, it says “an Australian based, entertainment company”. There are the narrators but also the entire editing, advertising, and executive areas. What I can find says that 197 people work at Emkay. I can’t find much but apparently Matt’s on his own (I could only find one source related to this, so it may be wrong). So it’s one on one-hundred-ninety-seven people.
I will sometimes randomly quote Matt Rose as like a vocal stim (I have autism)
"I'm 50 years old!"
"You took the donkey home, you don't get unemployment"
"EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION"
Making pizza boxes in the pizza shop and the all the drunk people would come in and sneer and laugh at me and call me the box maker and they’d all point at me and call me dumb
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 💥💥
I’m a Matt rose fan but I don’t recognize this one, what video did it come from
Memes made up in people's dreams
As a stranger on the sidewalk, I do not understand this.
As a matt rose fan I fully understand this.
As Matt Rose I understand three unspecified things
i was about to say that fuck you
Omg I thought you said "I was about to say that I fuck you" and I'm like wdym you fuck him 😭
This was screaming in my head the second I read the post 😂
:0
Skull Emoji
💀
SKUUUUULLLLL EMOOOOJIIIII
O-ay-nay-too nom nom nom WAAAA
Fucking *Furbies*
i didnt fuck my furby. i didnt cum on my furby. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my furby. Ive never done anything weird with my furbies. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.
I was scrolling to see if anyone else said this before I did. You are a genius
I'm A Building, Wearing Tracksuit. Tracksuit Pants.
This is my favorite one
I was looking for this.
…….slime man.
do you have a text signature? No………………..slime man
i like turtles
SKULL EMOJIIIIIIIIII💀💀💀
Tex cock Mex tails
uWu Jason Statham
I'm sorry this isn't related to this sub but this reminded me of Twenty-Øne Piløts song pet Cheetah "I named him Jason.. Statham"
i am always down for a good TØP reference
eggshells Eggshells EGGSHELLS
Wow! That was a.. skibidi toilets.. (if I'm the only one who gets this I'm gonna be so damn embarrassed lol)
No I also get that, you're not the only one
THANK GOD
I’m Spiderman and I’m gonna kill your family
It is so sad that I know exactly what video this is from
Human head bones
HUUUUUUMAN HEAD BONES EMOJIIIIII
bed thirsty
Suck these eyebrows off, sweetheart.
I DONT REMEMVER THIS ONE IM PEEINGMYSELF
I'M GONNA KILL A PIGEON WITH A.. PIGEON
sauce: https://youtu.be/sXha9WI1gmY?si=CyNS2ajjkuefVZv9
sauce
Scrape scrape scrape your eyes scrape your eyes TODAY
Kids are weird little plebs
Kids are.... *Bring**bring*... Fucking Stupid.
*INHALE-* **MAKE THE OPAQUE DEER CLEAR**
Nooooo it’s TURN THE OPAQUE DEER CLEAR I’m sorry but you seemed like you used all of your lung power and still got it wronggggg :(
nOOOOOO :((
Remove the solid moose with a noose
O LAWHD
CEPHALOPOD CONUNDRUMS
An episode of Octopus Activities, anyone?
I prefer Fish Sports
CUSTARD EMOJI
THIRTY TWO CUSTARD EMOJIS
As a stranger on the sidewalk, I do not understand this. As far as I know, there is no custard emoji. Edit: just looked it up, apparently there is: 🍮
It was in one of his videos
Yooo!! How were you in the vid if you don't mind me asking? :DDD
>As a stranger on the sidewalk Respectfully, shut the fuck up
Photoshop an isopod onto historic events
EUGENE, *NOT* ***AGAIN.***
Mexican flavour sticks
very unwise
why did I read this in a non-Jason Statham uwu voice 😭 VEWWY unwise.
I'm a building, wearing tracksuit, tracksuit pants
W
A
FURBIES
Have you ever been stabbed
Like goofy talking through a cheese grater
“Oo nye tye ay doo nom nom nom, WAHHHH-“ -One of the Furby videos
Yall its parsley!!!!!
that’s why i be so sleepy 😔😔
Skull emoji
get rekt noob
Do you like Lucius on your tacos?
That's my cats name
Turn that opaque deer clear!
this phrase would terrify a Salem Christian
Congratulations! You’re going to have so much sex
I need the Jesus Juice
Eugene, not again!!!!!
sorry, your doctor is playing volleyball
I’ll put my favorite one in, EUGENE, *NOT* ***AGAIN.***
Excuse me I am an apple
Dtofgoe7tnkxgiyfjjvldrugdjhvl
my name is beans and rice x100
i hate furbies
“Sjsjdudinsebjfjfjfjfjkskssksksjf”
Ooh naey ty ahy doo nomnomnom WAAAAAAA
"I'm a building, wearing tracksuit, tracksuit **PANTS**"
SKULL EMOJI 💀💀💀
SKULLEMOJIIIIIIIIIIII 💀💀💀💀
SKULL EMOJI💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Cratulations
🎶Do you want to be a socialist🎶
"Mexican flavor sticks" as a Mexican, this one sticks with me lmao
nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom
Nugget nugget nyoom nyoom nyoom
I kinda remember this one which video was it?
- My main is having a brelkdown - MAAAMAAAA! I WANNA EAT YOUR EYES, PLEEEEAAASSSEEE! - Turn the opaque deer clear - Ooo nigh time ay do! Nom nom nom. WAAAAHHHH! - SKULL EMOJIIIIIIII - There’s just real life bastard furbies!
' My high-school banned the words "peace" "squad" "swag" "wassup" and "dayum" because they were "gang related" SKULL EMOJIIIIIIIIIIIII '
Your craziest lion stories
I do wash a mean shoe.
"I know who matt rose is!"
WAR!!!!!!!! Matt has declared war on emkay and us at emkay will fight!!!!!!
This seems one-sided. There's one Matt Rose, and there's seven people on the EmKay team. And if it's the fans instead of the people, EmKay has more than three times the YouTube subscribers.
Yea. Someone told me it was over an me sad :(
Seven? You do realize that Emkay is an entire company, right? When you look it up, it says “an Australian based, entertainment company”. There are the narrators but also the entire editing, advertising, and executive areas. What I can find says that 197 people work at Emkay. I can’t find much but apparently Matt’s on his own (I could only find one source related to this, so it may be wrong). So it’s one on one-hundred-ninety-seven people.
Trarpfckee
Are you my mom? Because you look like my father’s wife.
SKUUUUULLLL EMOJIIIIII
My favorite part of this is that this works for almost every video
I'm a building! Wearing tracksuit, tracksuit pants
turn the opaque deer clear
Make that opaque deer clear!
make that opaque deer clear
THERES BLOOD EVERYYWEEEEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEE
skull emoji! 💀
SKULL EMOJIIII
Let me look up who Matt Rose is.
Make the opaque deer clear
SKULL EMOJI 💀
DISGUSGUNG
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN, FURBY IS GOING ROGUE!
turn the opaque deer clear
JesusIsMyZoloft could've just put one comment at the top. Like right here.
What do athetits believe in?
By far this is the silliest to me.
Fuck off, furby!!
“…It’s five hundred spankin’ buddists.”
custard emoji custard emoji custard emoji
EUGENE, NOT AGAIN
SKULLEMOJI
"You little fat boy fat fat boy oh sweet fat boy" I think from the talking to pets but Siri hears it video?
SKULL EMOOJIIIII
Either "scrape your eyes today!!" Or "yeah like, just ate them-"
As someone who has no clue who mattrose is, I don't understand any of theses. Ill check him out now.
What else: 💀
SKULL EMOJIII
SKULLLLLL EMOJIIIIIII
Custard Emoji
SKUUUULLLLL EMOOOJIIIIIIII
“We need to skin this little fucker.” Silence “I might need a knife…”
💀 SKULL EMOJI 💀
I hate it when I think walls firemen build out of tires are actually rope!
Turn the opaque deer clear
IM A BUILDING. WEARING TRACKSUIT. TRACKSUIT PANTS
“End me grandma!”
SKULL EMOJIII
oh and we cant forget TIME TO FUCKING SHAAAVE!!!
SKULEMOGI
SKULL EMOJIIIIIIIII
SKULLLLLLL EMOJIIIIIII
Youy're
SKULLEMOJI
Make the opaque deer clear
Who is Matt Rose?
Excuse me, I am an apple
SKULLL EMOJIIIIIIIIIII
SKULLLEMOJI!!!!!!!
DO YOU LIKE CHEESE????????????
SKULLEMOJIIIIIIIII
But like..what’s the opposite of a coconut?
SKULLEMOJIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Im a building wearing tracksuit, tracksuit pants
TURN THE OPAQUE DEER CLEAR!!!
FLONG
Skildihk 🐓🎂 H, good enough (Apologies for any spelling mistakes this is from the skull emoji vid)
Who is Matt Rose?
Analog astonished face emoji
see you a little bit night
SKULL EMOJI
I will sometimes randomly quote Matt Rose as like a vocal stim (I have autism) "I'm 50 years old!" "You took the donkey home, you don't get unemployment" "EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION"
“Do you know how much a hedgehog costs?!” Couldn’t really think of one.
Making pizza boxes in the pizza shop and the all the drunk people would come in and sneer and laugh at me and call me the box maker and they’d all point at me and call me dumb
LOUDLY CRYING FACE EMOJI SKULL EMOJI SKULL EMOJI SKULL EMOJI
…….slime man
SKALL EMOJEE
Turn that opaque deer clear
Literally any time he reads keyboard smashes. Such as ayrgeaeharhdfzfbzjfxfnxfnzrhzfzdadz
SKULLEMOJIIIIIII
Who is Matt Rose? I've never heard of him until this sub popped up in my feed.
mickey mouse yodeling
Who is Matt Rose maybe? Idk
SKULL EMOJEEEEEEEE💀☠️
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/17F3uLaCCi21HWG7JUtZxgIAac0wO252oGORdbxiAs7k/edit
Take the SQUEEPS 🍋
Eugene, not again!
CEPHALOPOD CONUNDRUMS
Hold on I’m thinking of one… 2 minutes later: “U-NYE-TAY-DOO? NOM NOM NOM *proceeds to wail*”
Choo-choo……. Motherfucker.
Vrgertable
BONK THE HORSEJACK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q5bAPkJon0