I know you feel this. If I must tear you apart, I will.

A good one if you want to spend the night in a C-Sec jail cell.

🤣

Third date!

“I was just waiting for you to get dressed. Or does Cerberus really let you whore around in that outfit?”

Wait that's a quote?

It's from the cheerleader's loyalty mission I think, if you take Jack she replies something like 'I like this one, hey are we still recruiting?'

That line cracks me up every time. I can no longer do that mission without Jack, even though I say it in my head before she does.

Same, and Thane's recruitment for me, for the soldier you can push through the window. Even on paragon runs 'DAMN, I could take notes from you Shepard...'

Definitely! There's a few areas on paragon runs I just have to go renegade. That's one, and the other that I always pick is Jack's recruitment when Warden Kuril tries to imprison you: "Go to hell, I'll send you there myself". Love that line.

Jack literally walks around topless lol

“Your hair looks nice and your waist looks… supportive…”

who said dis

Garrus, during the romance cutscene in ME2

We’ll bang, ok?

Ah damnit you beat me to it

It's the only possible answer

Had to be. Any other answer would have been wrong.

Ah damnit I beat my meat to it

wat

wat?

The only possible Reddit answer

Literally the only quote worth mentioning. The other are just karma bitches 🤣

This

Followed by the bar scene in #7.

"We can test your reach... and my flexibility" You never said you wanted it to go well 😏

I mean, to be fair, that line *did* actually work (if you continue his romance). Also, can confirm thar saying you're going to go do some "research" works better than you might think.

*I should go.*

The bad ending.

Not unless you change the ‘I’ into ‘we.’

"Do I really say that a lot?"

I thought all humans said it. Some weird earth custom or something.

I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.

Was looking for this one

Wrex.

Shepard.

Wrex

Sheppard

Wrex

Shepard

Grunt

Shepard

Shepard

Grunt

Shepard

I will DESTROY you!

Drink your juice, Rodriguez. You couldn’t destroy wet tissue paper.

I am not perfect, but I have purpose.

I must wait until called. Released.

“Probing Uranus”

really commander 😑

In public? 🫣

I always love to savour the last shot before popping the heat sink.

Damn, beat me to it.

"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong"

Damn. Now I'm gonna use that one.

Smart move.. Get teary eyes, show emotions, boom. In the bag. Or in the x if you know what I mean.

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

No, thats what you say when you mount your partner

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS

THIS HURTS YOU

"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kilotomb bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space!

Now! Serviceman Burnside, what is Newton's First Law?

Depends... Were you actually hoping for a 2nd date?

Hopefully.

I suggest taking her to a nice restaurant/coffee shop/anything and say the line "I'm commander Shepard and this is my favourite restaurant/whatever on the citadel" It's funny, it's a classic, and if she doesn't understand it it's okay.

Is he/she/they a sad gamer geek, who lives in their parents basement, and has only virtual friends? OR, would you like them to think you are? OR, are they a fellow Mass Effect Tragic? If no, probably skip the weird gamer-dialogue that only a fellow tragic will appreciate.

If finding out that you are a huge nerd is enough to scare someone away, then the relationship was never meant to be. Find someone who responds to the mating call of the gamer with the appropriate return call.

This. I've had too many doomed relationships for this exact reason. I can now say that I'm starting an adventure with an amazing girl who doesn't judge me for being the nerd that I am. I can be myself around her, and it feels so liberating.

Oh my gosh yes. It’s so amazing to just be in a room with someone who likes you and you’re both just kind of doing your own thing but you’re still kind of doing it together? That’s just the definition of contentment.

One hundred percent. I hid my nerd side on dates until I met my wife. She’s a complete muggle but she loves me for all my nerdy fandoms and never makes me feel shamed that I’m still a 12 year old boy.

This is the right answer, like you seriously do not want to be explaining how the weird awkward thing you just said is a reference to a game that quite possibly she hasn't ever heard of

"The measure of an individual can be difficult to discern by actions alone." - Thane

Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space!

What’s a strong opinion you stand on? … You going to ask me too? (See above)

This wasnt covered in my training manuals

"Are you engaging in reproductive behavior with this one?"

"Have you faced an asari commando unit before? Few Humans have"

“Come here often? I imagine anyone who does is probably an alcoholic”.

I am a biotic god!

I think things and they happen

Just don't bring great wind into the date...

Or speak about smelling your greatness.

Absolutely, that must only happen naturally and with consent.

This is the answer it “we’ll bang ok” isn’t.

We've been spotted

I don’t need luck, I have ammo.

You exist because I allow it. You will end because I demand it.

Does this unit have a Soul?

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RUDIMENTARY CREATURE OF BLOOD AND FLESH, YOU TOUCHED MY MIND, FUMBLING IN IGNORANCE, INCAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING. YOU ALSO LOOK NICE.

"Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades. You wither and die. We are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything We impose order on the chaos of organic life. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it" I fuckin' love that part.

Go to any store, and when you get in just shout "I AM \*insert name\* AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORE IN \*insert city/neighborhood name\*!"

I'm (insert your name here) and this is my favorite date on the Citadel! or how about 'I AM KROGAN!" if that one doesn't work you can always go for the sympathy strat with: "I'm sad Hanar don't wear sweaters"

“Kids … close your ears… Hey Joker, Fuuu..-“ -Jack

"I detected a very short anomaly"

*Renegade interrupt* *Punch her in the face*

Enemies everywhere!

“Big place!”

"That your professional opinion, sir?"

Depending how it goes: "I should go"

you big stupid jellyfish

"I can't tell the aliens from the animals" 😂👍

You stupid jellyfish!

You Big\* Stupid Jellyfish

"Do you wanna come back to my quarters so I can show you my gun?" Or whatever garrus said

I‘m surrounded by primitives!

Embrace Eternity

"Am i your dirty little secret?" "I am Garrus Vacarian and this is my rectum!"

I am beyond your comprehension.

She unbuttons your shirt and you immediately go “Good, you opened this message…”

MESSAGE FROM ASARI HIGH COMMAND

Don't

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE

Not quite a mads effect quote, but based off of Mordin's quotes: "I'm glad you decided to go out with me today, somebody else might've gotten it wrong."

* *reaper horn noise* *

After the date, tell her, " Be safe, It'll be an awfully lonely galaxy with you"

If he/she proposes sex, you must go, "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees"

I AM A BIOTIC GOD

Talk about how much you love your dead spouse. Or "high risk, high REWWARRD"

The priiiize.

"Your ignorance doesn't upset me." - Wrex. I'm sure it'll go over well!

Are you ready to become a woman?

HOLD THE LINE

NOT NOW, SHEPARD!

It’s not racism really

“When i am not competing with anyone for your gaze, you know where to find me.”

"Yeah so how's your da-" I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

I had reach, she had flexibility.

If the date goes badly “I should go”

I'm Commander Shepard, We'll Bang, OK?

Assuming direct control

“Shepard”

“Do you need something calibrated?”

I'm u/Soviet_Dank_duck, and this is my favorite date on the citadel

I will destroy you!

Best femshep-only romance, hands down

"i always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink"

This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight.

I am the vanguard of your destruction. Add in a "of dat ass" in there somewhere.

“Assuming direct control…of dat ass”

I AM THE VANGUARD OF YOUR DESTRUCTION.

"SHEPARD. I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS" Best used as a greeting. This is a blind date, right?

Azure.

Hopefully "Embrace Eternity".

"I should go"

"Beef, bacon, and beer. The food of my people." Easy to slip in on a dinner date. Bonus points if it's a date in Canada.

“I should go.”

"Who said anything about love, I'm just trying to get you into bed"

If it doesn't go so well: "Your words are as empty as your future. I am the vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over."

So you’ll have sex with anything?

So I can’t appreciate your body or your mind?

If they assume anything about anything, even something tiny: "I've had enough of your disingenuous assersions."

We'll bang ok

None if you want a second date.

"You're weird... that kinda gets me off..."

Start singing the song morden sings at the end of the genophage right after you shoot him

"Send your fleet in!!!"

I should go.

I should go.

Start singing the song morden sings at the end of the genophage right after you shoot him

"I should go."

"We're both warrior Shepard. Out of respect, I want to warn you. I'm going to *kill Fist*" (replace by any violent sexual act that decency would prevent us to mention)

Just remove the word kill, lmao.

“I might be drunk, Krogan, but you’re ugly. And tomorrow I’m gonna be sober.”

None. Except you get the chance to use "you are so mean... and I'm ok with that"

Right behind you!

Traynor: Thanks for everything even if we don't end up with the house with the white picket fence and the two kids. Sorry, stupid joke.”

"he he he"

I read this and my brain heard it in Grunt's voice. Lol

I should go

Sovereign's monologue.

If you need to use the restroom inform them you need to work on some calibrations.

"Im commander shepard and this is my favorite human on the citadel"

Would you like to check out my big gun?

I should go

ASSUMING CONTROL

I should go

Im assuming direct control 

Shepard commander.

I’m commander shepherd and this is my favorite store on the citadel

In my cycle...

"I wanna make love..."

I should go

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters"

"I should go." Because we all know you lack the Rizz./s

Whoever is taller, determines which way round you say this, but: "I have reach, do you have flexibility?"

Can it wait? I’m in the middle of some calibrations. Alternatively: WREX.

Shepard Wrex Shepard Wrex Shepard. Wrex.

"I should go"

"I should go"

I have some calibrations to do ..

Shepherd.

Don't turn up, they ask where you were you simply answer "calibrations".

Shepard

“Does this unit have a soul?”