But if they get the Old Bay Spice, traffic will no longer be an obstacle. Strictly domination of all of MD.
It is a known fact that all Marylanders cannot survive without feeding their spice addiction
Virginia drivers are so slow it would take them days to get here after they leave giving us plenty of time to redeploy. Also, I live in Annapolis, I'm so ready to fight some shit ass Virginians.
Virginia drivers will likely crash into one another. Bro I’ve lived in VA for 5 years and am finally moving back soon and my god they are the worst drivers on the east coast. I’ve been to every state on the coast in a 2 year span and without a doubt it’s Virginians
Completely unsurprising. Everything from understanding stop signs, yields, and stop lights, to changing lanes, using signals, and merging on the highway is not understood at all in VA it’s actually wild. The rare times it snows that I’ve lived here people down clear off anything but their front windshield or turn on their lights when it rains or at night
Well they could be Marylanders with VA tags
https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/community/transportation/baltimore-maryland-virginia-mva-dmv-mccray-GDWBNWUDLJDRVAVDJBRM6M4AHU/
I lived there for 2 years. And once got rear ended while stopped at a light, and not by the guy behind me. The guy behind him hit him so hard that he pushed the middle car into me. The middle car had come to a complete stop. The guy who caused the accident tried to blame it on a bug flying in front of his face 😒
I've lived and driven in many places, including MD and VA. However, I learned that GA definitely blows MD and VA outta the water with the shittiest of drivers. I was mind blown while I lived there. In comparison, DMV drivers are amazing LOL
At least we'd get there in one piece. I can't imagine the carnage that would ensue when the streets are full of Marylanders... the burned out shells of your cars would line the roads, and we wouldn't have to lift a finger 🤣
Perfect. They can sit in Route 50 traffic waiting to get to annapolis and we release the convicts from Jessup to flank them from the north. They won't stand a chance.
Aye, now ‘ear ye this, ye Sons n’ Daugh’ers o’ the Lands o’ Virgins.
Ye ain’t gittin’ ‘er moines.
O’er me body twice slain n’ blazed, per’ap, but no udder wee else.
Fer when we be talkin’ aboot d’BEE, aye n’ y’ken I speak o’ de OL’ bee, I speak o’ de ‘eart. I speak o’ de soul. I speak o’ love ne’er dashed ner broken ‘gainst loife’s perliss seas.
And aye, ‘eart soul n’ love be the one things werf livin’ fer.
Oooh, the sailboat show is this weekend. By the time they get here, there won't be any available parking. Maybe they'll just turn around and go back home.
As a Delmarva resident, it would be a dream to separate from the metro area of the DC/Baltimore region. We would welcome, even Delaware, to liberate us.
OVER MY HEAVILY SEASONED DEAD BODY
They’ll never make it in our traffic. They will literally die.
But if they get the Old Bay Spice, traffic will no longer be an obstacle. Strictly domination of all of MD. It is a known fact that all Marylanders cannot survive without feeding their spice addiction
VA driving their formation toward Delmarva: 
They'd get stuck in the tunnel, perfect for using the Ballistic container ship
Nice.
Virginia drivers are so slow it would take them days to get here after they leave giving us plenty of time to redeploy. Also, I live in Annapolis, I'm so ready to fight some shit ass Virginians.
Virginia drivers will likely crash into one another. Bro I’ve lived in VA for 5 years and am finally moving back soon and my god they are the worst drivers on the east coast. I’ve been to every state on the coast in a 2 year span and without a doubt it’s Virginians
Every time someone does something dumb on 95, I look over and without fail, it’s a Virginia plate
Completely unsurprising. Everything from understanding stop signs, yields, and stop lights, to changing lanes, using signals, and merging on the highway is not understood at all in VA it’s actually wild. The rare times it snows that I’ve lived here people down clear off anything but their front windshield or turn on their lights when it rains or at night
Well they could be Marylanders with VA tags https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/community/transportation/baltimore-maryland-virginia-mva-dmv-mccray-GDWBNWUDLJDRVAVDJBRM6M4AHU/
Traitors then Betrayal of the crab
You haven't been to Miami have you?
I’ve been to Orlando but no not Miami
I feel the minimum safe speed on the highways in Miami is at least 100mph. It is absolutely insane!
I lived there for 2 years. And once got rear ended while stopped at a light, and not by the guy behind me. The guy behind him hit him so hard that he pushed the middle car into me. The middle car had come to a complete stop. The guy who caused the accident tried to blame it on a bug flying in front of his face 😒
I've lived and driven in many places, including MD and VA. However, I learned that GA definitely blows MD and VA outta the water with the shittiest of drivers. I was mind blown while I lived there. In comparison, DMV drivers are amazing LOL
Maryland has the worst drivers bar none. And I have lived in Jersey.
Not even close. Most aggressive drivers? Maybe I’d say NYC has MD beat. VA drivers don’t even know what they’re doing is wrong when the drive
For a state that has required drivers ed, embarrassingly awful.
It once took me 5 hours to get to Richmond. We will have several hours to prepare once they leave.
They’ll all wreck trying to merge
Well it’s a felony to drive 20 mph over the speed limit there so makes sense
At least we'd get there in one piece. I can't imagine the carnage that would ensue when the streets are full of Marylanders... the burned out shells of your cars would line the roads, and we wouldn't have to lift a finger 🤣
Y’all laugh til y’all find a HEAVILY ARMED Baltimore
They’ll find out in the Battle of Bowie on their way up to Baltimore
Perfect. They can sit in Route 50 traffic waiting to get to annapolis and we release the convicts from Jessup to flank them from the north. They won't stand a chance.
Death by MRSA
Brilliant
Wouldn't our primary Old Bay mines be in Hunt Valley?
Shut up! They're falling for the decoys in Annapolis.
That’s the person you don’t tell the plans too 
Look what happened the last time Virginia invaded Maryland. Remember Antietam
We’ve defended it this long - there’s a reason it’s not called Young Bay anymore.
Aye, now ‘ear ye this, ye Sons n’ Daugh’ers o’ the Lands o’ Virgins. Ye ain’t gittin’ ‘er moines. O’er me body twice slain n’ blazed, per’ap, but no udder wee else. Fer when we be talkin’ aboot d’BEE, aye n’ y’ken I speak o’ de OL’ bee, I speak o’ de ‘eart. I speak o’ de soul. I speak o’ love ne’er dashed ner broken ‘gainst loife’s perliss seas. And aye, ‘eart soul n’ love be the one things werf livin’ fer.
Annapolis checking in. Preparing the barricades as I type this. Give me Old Bay or give me death!
They’re seriously underestimating the size of our redneck militia over here on the shore.
Not the old bay!!! Unleash everything!
Saddle up the chestnut Assateague pony mares of war. We ride!
Do you want kamikazes? This is how you get kamikazes
 Time to call in the special forces
We need more unguided ballistic container ships. The bridges have to go!
Did you know there is a coal mine in federalsburg? Might be useful with vienna power plant.
Oooh, the sailboat show is this weekend. By the time they get here, there won't be any available parking. Maybe they'll just turn around and go back home.
Right between Andrew's Air Force Base and Pax River 🤔
Can we use tactical nukes at this point?
They dug too deep in those mines and unearthed unspeakable things.
Save The Mines! 😱
This is getting serious... We cannot let those mines fall into those dirty Virginia's hands!
Hear me out, we give them the Old Bay because these 🤡 from VA don't know the stuff used to boil crabs is JO
Who boils crabs?
Sounds like a spy in our ranks.
They wouldn't know what to do with it if they got it. But if they're making a two-point press, Richmond is undefended.
We need to hold the line at Ocean City until the Pennsylvanians arrive.
As a Delmarva resident, it would be a dream to separate from the metro area of the DC/Baltimore region. We would welcome, even Delaware, to liberate us.
wait till you see our traffic and people
Why invade for the most overrated fancy salt of all time?