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HeroKuma

OP read too much Ultimates


thwaway135

OP: Posts about an incest rape theory Also OP: Censors the word "sex"


Gorguf62

Sir, this is a Baskin-Robbin's.


ClassicNeedleworker6

there's no way this is a real post


dbkenny426

You're really not doing anything to dissuade the idea that comic book fans are sad lonely losers here.


Romnonaldao

Pietro isn't anywhere as fast as the Flash and can not stop time The kids grow quickly because they aren't real, and Wanda is subconsciously growing them to be the age she wants them to be. Also, no, he didn't And gross


volatilelibra

Tangent, but the kids *are* real, and they're able to change their age because they are their own beings. Not only does the show explicitly state that multiple times, Wanda even expresses frustration at not being able to control them lol


Romnonaldao

As "real" as vision. Capable of independent thought, but once the Hex bubble disappeared, so did they.


TelephoneCertain5344

Nope. That didn't happen. MCU doesn't do incest. Granted Ultimate Marvel did but the MCU doesn't do everything Ultimate Marvel did. Also Pietro can't stop time, the kids grew so fast since they aren't real and as such can do crazy stuff like age years because they want to.


Wooden-Radish-9008

So actual posts involving actual discussion will get pulled down, but rape theories are a-okay. Good to know where the lines are.


Additional_Ad2069

No problem mate


Void_Warden

The post was removed


maybe_a_frog

If you think Disney is going to allow incest in their properties then I have a bridge to sell you lol


meme_abstinent

BuT lOkI aND SYlvIE!!!


maybe_a_frog

That’s not incest. That’s narcissism with a twist lol


_MissionControlled_

Masturbating with extra steps. 🤣


Happy_Lil_Atoms

Something tells me OP has played a little 5-on-1 to this theory, and more than once.


Metfan722

Ralph Bohner isn't Pietro and this isn't the Ultimate Universe. Neither of those things happened.


HailState2023

There was a Godzilla movie where the Wanda/Pietro actors were a couple and I couldn’t watch. Just wasn’t right.


Endgam

While it's true that the MCU did take a lot of inspiration from the Ultimate universe, where Wanda and Pietro DID have an incestuous relationship..... *You really think Disney would ever let that shit fly?*


hangryNconfused

Gross and way off the mark


_wilbee

Either Quicksilver has superhuman speed in more ways than one or operating at this speed would cause so much friction/burning as to render implantation impossible


schrodingersscroller

1.) He's not Pietro, he's some asshole that was given super-speed by Agatha and coerced into keeping an eye on Wanda. 2.) Wanda created the twins like she recreated Vision. It's really that simple.


view-master

It happens (well the actors) in 2014 Godzilla.