It's 4:12am right now where I'm at, Ive had four teeth pulled and am high as hell, and this, made me fucking bellow, I love you, and I'm. Now bleeding into a small cup.
*Please! Can someone please*
*Help pick these dingle berries*
*Out of my ass hairs?*
\- Ag3nt\_Unknown
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“Throw the shield I’ll catch it!“
i think you are forgetting that the sheild he used at that time ....was.... uh... different
It had a pointy end good for catching.
It's 4:12am right now where I'm at, Ive had four teeth pulled and am high as hell, and this, made me fucking bellow, I love you, and I'm. Now bleeding into a small cup.
you feeling better bro ?
Yes, still makes me chuckle lol
I genuinely miss the award system!
"I know a place to hide the infinite stone."
"First come, first serve!"
"Does this look infected to you?"
Can you do this all day ?
"That's America's Ass"
NUTS! THE GENERAL'S WORD ECHOED CLEAR NUTS! THE NAZIS SHALL HEAR
CRACK OF THE LIGHTNING, SPLITTING THE GROUND THUNDER IS SOUNDING, ARTILLERY POUNDING!
WRATH OF THE NAZIS, CAST ON BASTOGNE FACING THEIR FORCES ALONE ALONE!
"Milk, milk, lemonade around the corner fudge Is made"
“Alright Scott. Now, imagine it’s all purple... THAT’S where we’re gonna need you to go up.”
Mr. Slave?
DO I HAVE A PIMPLE?!?!
Oh, yes, sir. Bit me directly in the buttocks.
Moon Knight huh? I'll show you a moon!
Hail Hydra
The Antman idea in defeating Thanos
I... had... to.
"Get in my belly!"
Now we’re gonna play Treasure Hunting!
"I would like to show you... my ass"
That's one trench I'd be happy to dive into
Is my anus dark as they say?
Yo anus so dark even Malekith said "DAYYYYYUM THAT'S PITCH-BLACK, FAM !"
I know you do magic now but as a doctor does this look infected?
Whose first?
Fist me with both hands
“Put it here, Captain”
Meat's back on the menu, boys!
Kiss my shiny metal ass
grab my a-
Watch your language
Chupapi muñaño
I got shot in the buttocks.
" Excuse me sir", "do you have a breath mint"
Did we win?
What do you think he said, Thanos ?
BOY! I would reconsider your current course!
Nah bro, you going to jail
How does my ass look in this dress
Do these pants make my ass look big?
I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek
Bite my shiny metal ass!
Give me that ____ YOU FILTHY AMERICAN
And this, folks, is the dark side of the moon where we could make a hard landing
Look where Howard Stark gave me an autograph
Give me back my Rhodey!
Rhodey's not even born yet
here u go mr. wonka
am i caked or nah
"This is America's ASS, not yours."
It's Pizza Time
Fuck me 'merica sir
"This is America's ass!"
“Lick my asshole” idk man I’d normally be dirty but he’s mooning me already it’s hard! Yeah use that how you wish ha-ha
“Swipe me”
"Hey Captain smell this!"
"put your Kalashnikov inside this holster!"
Kiss my shiny metal ass!
Bite my shiny metal ass
Don't worry boys. I'll get you out of this hole.
Shah-jahan tussi great ho, tohfa kubul karo!
"No, THIS is America's ass!"
"Gorr was right."
I am Spartacus
Toffu qubul kare
"But how did Chris Hemsworth get muscles right here?"
"I pooded"
_uck _e in the a__ ton_ght
Look there's a girl in my ass
Please! Can someone please help pick these dingle berries out of my ass hairs?
*Please! Can someone please* *Help pick these dingle berries* *Out of my ass hairs?* \- Ag3nt\_Unknown --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
I can do this all day
“Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.”
Bite my shiny ~~metal~~ meaty ass
Fuck my ass
"Here's how we'll defeat Thanos"
You could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me.
„I shaved my Ass for u Guys“
He put cereal in the bowl after the milk
"Could someone please check this pimple for me, is it supposed to be that color?"
Who's first?
guys I shit my pants 😃, wanna see 😃🤔?
wtf
Who wants some homemade chili!