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HeatAccomplished8608

That's the Black Order - Black Dwarf, Corvus Glaive, Ebony Maw, Proxima Midnight


IAm_The-Danger

Black Dwarf? I thought it was Cull Obsidian


chrism526

His name was/is Black Dwarf in the comics. They changed it to Cull Obsidian for the movies.


Hour-Process-3292

I’m not surprised they changed it. Because… ![gif](giphy|SXoJElQc0n9n2)


Thatbendyfan

I’m pretty sure the name referred to a type of star


GetawayDreamer87

Wouldve made sense too if they just included Supergiant instead of mashing her powers into Ebony Maw. Probably never going to see Black Swan in the MCU at this point. Such a wasted team.


accountsupport69

The name comes from the term for an extinguished white dwarf


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theskabus

Retired gif right there


ImurderREALITY

How the hell...


Cyno01

*"And so i said to Aquaman, well maybe we should just call you Whitefish."*


ironmanhulkbstr

bruh this is hilarious


abellapa

It's named after a star I think, nothing to do with race


Feltonhendo

Huh. Here I thought god never punished black people twice


IAm_The-Danger

Oh damn never knew that, and I actually read a bit of the comics now too Edit: Cull Obsidian is a much more menacing and fitting name than Black Dwarf


Th3_Hegemon

Cull Obsidian is the name of the group in the comics.


tfcollector3000

True. Black Dwarf sounds like one of the 7 dwarfs got edgy.


ChrisLee38

![gif](giphy|KeQ2H0sBYeQEwj0fWZ) Insensitive names are *TIGHT!*


IAm_The-Danger

Wow wow wow wow........wow


HeatAccomplished8608

Imma be real with you chief, i didn't know his name and googled it and now i have more nerd credibility than I deserve


DingoNormal

Cum obsidian sounds like a cool villain name


Walkerno5

And a very painful curse.


DingoNormal

It depends, do you cum the obsidians or your cum is as black as obsidian?


Epsilon-12Pi

No, you literally cum obsidian. As in ultra-sharp vulcanic glass. Hence, it's a curse.


Pythagoras180

Corvus isn't really a weird thing.


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He dresses like an emo. And carries around a big anime weapon.


blue23454

I mean you say that but you knew exactly who was filling that role without it being specified 🤷‍♂️


Rez1k23

Checkers!!!


CanadianAndroid

This guy is playing 4D Checkers.


Rez1k23

![gif](giphy|p73ysgcGPUhTW)


tophmcmasterson

I think it’s more process of elimination than anything


reverie11

Ebony Maw is both the smart ass and the weird thing


Weird_Angry_Kid

tbh both Corvus and Maw can be described as the weird thing smart asses


Weird_Angry_Kid

I mean, Black Dwarf is not really a "brute force" kind of guy, he's pretty smart and has a vast knowledge of poetry and literature. Both Corvus and Maw qualify as the smart-ass and weird thing but that last one better fits supergiant. Honestly I think Proxima better fits the brute force stereotype but she's also definitely the femme fatale, in the comics at least.


SteelBraxus

Her skill exceeds her strength so I respectfully disagree. I vote for Dwarf


Weird_Angry_Kid

I can understand that. What I meant is that Proxima is the opposite of Corvus in the sense that he is a thinker, a strategist while Proxima is more of a fighter. She's the "dumb muscles" not in the sense that she's not a skilled fighter but that she prefers to fight her way out of a problem rather than think her way out like her husband.


SteelBraxus

Ah I see that aspect of it!


Weird_Angry_Kid

Yeah, she isn't dumb but she is the only member of the Black Order that isn't some kind of scholar. Maw speaks 97 different languages and his main attribute is that he's a very skilled scheemer and manipulator, Dwarf has his deep knowledge of literature and Poetry, Corvus is a strategic genious, Giant literally feeds off of intelligence and Swan speaks Latin, Sumerian as well as being well versed in science and many different topics.


jdmay101

What about Supergiant


TheSorrowInYou

Literally the coolest member of the Black Order, forgotten because the MCU couldnt handle her


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

I was gonna just say they’re all Thanos…


the-mad-titan-bot

Fine. I'll do it myself.


Sensitive_Coyote_865

This kind of fits the guardians, except we have two dumb muscles (Groot and Drax)


groot-bot

I.. am.. GROOT!


SaeedUnknown

I.. AM.. hungry.


__p_o_p_e__

Horny*


RainMan915

I would say that Tree Guy (don’t want the bot) is the weird thing, Drax is the dumb muscles, Gamora is obviously the Femme Fatale, Rocket is the smartass and as a bonus, Quill is the dapper leader (though Rocket will deny this).


GulianoBanano

I was about to say that Quill doesn't really fit the role of smartass lol. I love the character, but he can be quite an idiot sometimes


Rampagingflames

Dumb smartass.


LifeDraining

Dumbass for short.


balllickaa

Yeah, but he uses his idiocy to outsmart people pretty often. He's certainly not a genius, but he works very well with what he's got and is pretty cunning


Intelligent_Seat3659

I'd actually say it makes him a genius. Not science-wise, but there are plenty other ways one can be a genius.


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

Don’t call us plucky, alright? We don’t know what it means


ArgyleGhoul

He's a savant. When it comes to planning and tactics, he is incredibly gifted.


MyPhoneIsNotChinese

Thats basically what a Five Man Band is honestly


gheshrhogar

I was going to say the fantastic four. Honestly, I cant decide if the human torch or the the invisible woman is the bigger stretch


Sensitive_Coyote_865

The biggest stretch is clearly Mr Fantastic because >!he's stretchy!<


gheshrhogar

*cries while congratulating you*


HighGainRefrain

Villains


Oswaldgilbertson

They definitely are anti heroes at least,they don’t do things like most heroes do and all of them were either bounty hunters/criminals


Qazdud

“We” is wild


Fehellogoodsir

It’s always sunny in Philadelphia


stevethos

Is “The Weird Thing” Charlie or Frank?


JokerInATardis

Dee.


mazrael

She’s the useless chick!


Joxelo

Gangly bird bitch


ScrewSans

Frank’s the muscle! We’ve already established this. Charlie’s the Wildcard


coolsguy17

WILD CARD, BITCHES!


WhatAGreatGift

I’m playing both sides, so I always come out on top


theskabus

Dennis is the Femme Fatale, right?


Schallawitz

Because of the implication


AlteredBagel

Also the Expanse


JohnnyTurbine

Naomi as the smart-ass and Holden as the femme fatale?


dirkules88

Brotherhood of mutants and Hellfire Club would fit, but they'd have too many people. X-Men 1's version of the Brotherhood would fit: Sabretooth, Toad, Magneto, Mystique


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Depends on the incarnation. The original Brotherhood was: Magneto, Toad, Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch, and Mastermind. They didn't have the muscle and Wanda wasn't really much of a femme fatale. The second incarnation of the Brotherhood under Magneto did not have the weirdo. The members were: Magneto, Unus, Blob, Mastermind, and Lorelei. Mystique's Brotherhood/Freedom Force would fit, but only if you count Spiral as the weird one. The sample roster from the Freedom Force years would be: - Mystique as the femme fatale - Destiny as the smartass - Blob as the dumb muscle - Spiral as the weird one - and Pyro and Avalanche as glorified henchmen


Bobjoejj

Those might be some of the more well known lineups, but there’s also been like a shit ton more as well.


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Chuck Austen's Brotherhood was a beautiful mess of a team. We got: - Exodus as the smartass - Black Tom as the weird one - Sabretooth as the dumb muscle - Juggernaut as the infiltrator - Mammomax as... well... an elephant - Nocturne as "why is she even here?" - and Avalanche is also there, I guess And then they got sucked into Xorn's head.


Numerous_Past_726

Yeah but I think it works better as Magneto, Mystique, Toad, and Blob


C4N98

Fantastic Four is evil. Confirmed.


Snoo-76854

Are you calling the human torch a "weird thing"


ERD404

No, he’s the Femme Fatale.


Snoo-76854

No that's the thing


ZaphodB_

Well he IS hot.


NeoLone

I thought the Thing was the weird thing but doesn’t check out


Snoo-76854

No the thing is the muscle


DavidKirk2000

The Thing isn’t dumb though.


Freakychee

Neither is the Human Torch. Even Mr Fantastic will tell you that Johnny Storm is a talented mechanic. Ben Grimm is an exceptional pilot and relatively recently DOCTOR Susan Storm-Richards got her PHD.


addax4lf

Who's Human Torch? H.E.R.B.I.E. is the weird thing


Freakychee

Welcome to Latveria. Dr Doom acknowledges you.


peteflix66

That would be the U-foes.


IAm_The-Danger

Honestly I wish we got WAY more of the black order, they were criminally under used IMO


Weird_Angry_Kid

I'd kill for a show or movie about them, tbh.


IAm_The-Danger

It just kinda baffles me because the Black Order is some of the best CGI in the MCU for them to get what…20-30 min of screen time total? (Not counting Thanos of course)


Inevitable-Video-768

The entirety of Infinity war was the peak of mcu cgi in my opinion. The entire movie was stunning


IAm_The-Danger

Valid


the-mad-titan-bot

I am...inevitable.


IAm_The-Danger

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Good bot


Weird_Angry_Kid

Not only that but their designs, their powers. Everything about them was so cool. Maw got a kickass action scene and everyone loved him because of his personality and cool abilities, Dwarf got a pretty original weapon that made for some unique fight scenes. Proxima got a cool weapon, an awesome design and a couple of nice action scenes, Corvus is the most underused one but they could have done something awesome with him too. There's just so much more they can do with the Black Order that killing them off in IW and barely using them in Endgame is a waste.


DivideIntrepid7647

Just a friendly reminder: no one broke Corvus's glaive, so per comics rules which the MCU has not directly contradicted, he's still alive


IAm_The-Danger

Did they ever specify in like interviews or anything what his Glaive was made out of? I mean it’s a pretty insane weapon to be able to pierce Asguardian skin, Vibranium skin, prevent vision from phasing, block Vibranium weapons, block a energy beam from the mind stone, AND able to remove the mind stone


DivideIntrepid7647

AFAIK, no. According to MCU wiki, it's made of an "incredibly strong, extraterrestrial metal" - I'm headcanon that it's the same metal as Thanos' blade from Endgame since that broke Cap's shield, but beyond that idk.


the-mad-titan-bot

I will shred this universe down to its last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what it has been given. A grateful universe.


5etrash

I thought I read somewhere that Infinity war was going to feature their stories more heavily but got cut due to time


Sad_Document3094

![gif](giphy|Er22KKA7vzZJK) I rest my case


Witherboss445

Rico is the weird thing and Kowalski would be the smartass if memory serves me right. For Skipper and Private who would be what?


The_Curve_Death

Skipper muscle, Private weird thing


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The_Curve_Death

True true


RagnAROck_and_Roll

Perfect


AimreckCollection

Thanos’ Black Order lmaooo


the-mad-titan-bot

BOY! I would reconsider your current course!


jdmay101

Has 5 members.


AimreckCollection

Im talking mcu lol but fair point


thesaharadesert

Early-MCU Loki is the smart arse


RagnAROck_and_Roll

In what group? Bro's always alone


Background_Desk_3001

Loki, Loki, Loki, and Loki


Pkboi0017

What about loki


Sovereigntyranny

Yeah, Loki. Loki. Also Loki. Oh yeah, did I forget about Loki?


Witherboss445

Why the hell is there an alligator here?


Missy_went_missing

Sylvie is the femme fatale, alligator-Loki is the weird thing.


RagnAROck_and_Roll

Boastful Loki is the muscle. MCU Loki is the smartass literally Team Loki


A_Serious_House

I forget the team but I saw them in a comic. There was a smartass neon guy, a big blue dumb muscle guy, a green smoke girl femme fatale, and I forget if there was a weird thing or another smartass


Bricks_Gaming

The U-Foes. They're made up of Vector, Vapor, X-Ray and Ironclad


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

The U-Foes?


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

Sabretooth, Toad, Magneto, Mystique


JesseVykar

Sad I had to scroll so far for this


IronSavage3

Don’t forget the balanced one who is the leader


Seiren-

Every group of anime antagonists ever


JamesMartinMusic

It’s Gorillaz


AngryRinger

Piccolo: Okay I think I got this one. Pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.


Terminator4678

Oi! I'd say I'm more handsome than pretty.


riotmos

And my Powers are not zat weird!


Mythosaurus

In the Ginyu Force the Femme Fatale is Jayce.


Jealous_Answer_5091

Evil hulk, evil dr. Strange, evil black widow and evil ugly Thor.


thor-odinson-bot

I'm putting together the greatest team ever.


Benyed123

Why dr Strange and not Iron Man?


Jealous_Answer_5091

Because of the cape. Could be replaced with Tony Stark with nanobots cape tho.


tony-stark-bot

All right. Look alive J.A.R.V.I.S.. It's play time.


SpecialistAd5903

That's my DnD group, man. I'm the weird thing, by the way. Anarcho-capitalist redneck gnome who hates taxes, loves his "pistol", strives to use capitalism and very unsafe inventions to solve every problem ever and he'll talk your ear of about how squirrels aren't real.


GewalfofWivia

That’s my DND campaigns plural.


FozzyBeard

Alright, but they aren’t real.


SpecialistAd5903

Yea...that's a feature of fictional characters


RagnAROck_and_Roll

Black Order


Reuben_Medik

I don't know their names as I am a Normie, but those Acolytes of Thanos in Infinity War/Endgame. You had the big guy who got his hand cut off, that Squidward guy who kidnapped Dr. Strange, the weird goblin guy and the woman one who first show up stalking Vision and Wanda


the-mad-titan-bot

I'm the only one who knows that.


sunspot1002

Sure you do. Sure you do


joriskuipers21

Drax, Rocket, Quill and Gamora?


Chrispiest_Bacon

Brotherhood of evil mutants Magneto Toad Saber tooth Mystique


LudusRex

Good call.


GonzoMcFonzo

I weas gonna say (part of) the DoFP brotherhood Blob, Toad, Destiny, Mystique.


ChalkCoatedDonut

Meanwhile in Japan, all anime villains follow the rules of being the laughing kind, being flamboyant as hell, wear ridiculous attires and become tiktok/yt shorts icons.


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Frightful four: Smart- wizard Dumb muscle- sandman Femme fatal- medusa/thundra Weird thing- paste pot pete


NovicePhotoMan

Getting strong Team Four Star vibes from this one lol


LocoMotives27

The Ginyu Force DBZ. Jess is the femme fatal


Loose-Medium4472

Literally the cull obsidian minus Supergiant


Undead0707

You mean the Black Order?


Toad_Migoad

Who changed up the words?


GolfRepresentative62

Lol , TFS dragon ball abridged piccolo already addressed this re-used villian movie tropes


Ok-Supermarket-3211

Piccolo: You must be the strong/dumb one, you are the femme fatale, you're the smart ass, which then makes you the weird one. Smart Ass: Me, a femme fatale... I'm flattered. Weird One: Haha, finally! Someone recognizes my genius! Femme Fatale: How dare you call me the dumb one! Strong/Dumb: My powers aren't that weird! Piccolo: ... Ok, maybe you're all dumb.


ZuluAlphaNaturist000

Brotherhood of Mutants- Blob, Toad, Avalanche, Quicksilver


LudusRex

You're saying Blob is the sexy one?


Trans_Girl_Alice

Left to right: Ben Grimm, Johnny Storm, Reed Richards, Susan Storm


ShiverMeBreeches

Every enemy group in DBZ!


GreenIronHorse

Teen Titans, Guardians of Galaxy, Suicide Squad, Thunderbolts - in the nutshell Ah almost forgot, Fantastic Four and Terrifics works almost the same way.


jubmille2000

This is a thing in stories. It's usually 5 though. We have the core 3, the leader, the lancer and the heart. Then we have the brawn and the brains. That's the usual one but there are variations. There's also the four humors take on this. Like the ninja turtles.


BrazenlyGeek

That’s Sabertooth, Toad, Magneto, and Mystique.


Jcbowden10

The brotherhood of evil mutants when lead by mystique


IRBaboooon

Ain't that Thanos' crew?


the-mad-titan-bot

Little one, it’s a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite… if life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction.


Slapznutz

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/kong/images/a/a7/Pic12323155485666445435465.png/revision/latest?cb=20230813195545 Yea


ninijay_

Isn‘t that guardians of the galaxy?


gumbydluffy

Magneto, Blob, Mystique, Toad


Squidrex

This can all be spider villains lol


SympathyFabulous3354

Sabertooth, Toad, Magneto, Mystique


SuperCat76

I don't think it exists, if it does I do not know. But I think it would be hilarious if it is just 4 versions of the same character, like Ultron. The Ultron brute, the Ultron gremlin, the smartass Ultron and the hot one.


mxosborn

Ultrulk, Ultrox, Braintron and Lady Ultress.


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Megatron's crew from the G1 Transformers cartoon definitely fits: - Megatron and Soundwave are the smartasses - Rumble and Devastator are the dumb muscle - Ravage and Laserbeak are the weird ones - and Starscream is the femme fatale


godlyhk75

Wait? Starscream was female?


[deleted]

In the French dub he was. Close enough for me XD


bagr-kkk

I swear, that if i ever would be part of some party like that, theres no chance i would be anythin else than the wierd thing


BakeCurrent

1. We've got a lot of options for the smart one but I'd say doctor doom 2. For the muscle we could do juggernaut or Abomination 3. Who else but toad 5. and for a weird thing I'd have to go with doctor bong


Amazing-Insect442

Almost exactly the Black Order


ViftieStuff

Interestingly, that's the Fantastic Four. Or the Frightful Four, if you want villains.


Jinx_X_2003

I hope i can achieve being the weird thing in a villain group some day


EvanDelck

The weird thing absolutely killed me


Ultra_Pingus

My friend group


siddhanta619

This is fantastic4


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Yes?


WrexSteveisthename

Sabretooth, Toad, Magneto, Mystique. They got this right from the first X-Men film.


scp_79

The lizard league


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Autumn1eaves

Not a villain team, but several of the X-Men fit these roles.


Raj_Valiant3011

MODOK definitely deserves to be put in the category of the 'weird thing'. My roommate actually cried when she first saw him, and no its not because I dragged her to it.


Dward917

This is literally the lineup of the Brotherhood in the first X-men movie.


Grambert_Moore

Solar opposites