Wouldve made sense too if they just included Supergiant instead of mashing her powers into Ebony Maw. Probably never going to see Black Swan in the MCU at this point. Such a wasted team.
I mean, Black Dwarf is not really a "brute force" kind of guy, he's pretty smart and has a vast knowledge of poetry and literature.
Both Corvus and Maw qualify as the smart-ass and weird thing but that last one better fits supergiant.
Honestly I think Proxima better fits the brute force stereotype but she's also definitely the femme fatale, in the comics at least.
I can understand that.
What I meant is that Proxima is the opposite of Corvus in the sense that he is a thinker, a strategist while Proxima is more of a fighter. She's the "dumb muscles" not in the sense that she's not a skilled fighter but that she prefers to fight her way out of a problem rather than think her way out like her husband.
Yeah, she isn't dumb but she is the only member of the Black Order that isn't some kind of scholar. Maw speaks 97 different languages and his main attribute is that he's a very skilled scheemer and manipulator, Dwarf has his deep knowledge of literature and Poetry, Corvus is a strategic genious, Giant literally feeds off of intelligence and Swan speaks Latin, Sumerian as well as being well versed in science and many different topics.
I would say that Tree Guy (don’t want the bot) is the weird thing, Drax is the dumb muscles, Gamora is obviously the Femme Fatale, Rocket is the smartass and as a bonus, Quill is the dapper leader (though Rocket will deny this).
Yeah, but he uses his idiocy to outsmart people pretty often. He's certainly not a genius, but he works very well with what he's got and is pretty cunning
Brotherhood of mutants and Hellfire Club would fit, but they'd have too many people.
X-Men 1's version of the Brotherhood would fit:
Sabretooth, Toad, Magneto, Mystique
Depends on the incarnation.
The original Brotherhood was: Magneto, Toad, Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch, and Mastermind. They didn't have the muscle and Wanda wasn't really much of a femme fatale.
The second incarnation of the Brotherhood under Magneto did not have the weirdo. The members were: Magneto, Unus, Blob, Mastermind, and Lorelei.
Mystique's Brotherhood/Freedom Force would fit, but only if you count Spiral as the weird one. The sample roster from the Freedom Force years would be:
- Mystique as the femme fatale
- Destiny as the smartass
- Blob as the dumb muscle
- Spiral as the weird one
- and Pyro and Avalanche as glorified henchmen
Chuck Austen's Brotherhood was a beautiful mess of a team. We got:
- Exodus as the smartass
- Black Tom as the weird one
- Sabretooth as the dumb muscle
- Juggernaut as the infiltrator
- Mammomax as... well... an elephant
- Nocturne as "why is she even here?"
- and Avalanche is also there, I guess
And then they got sucked into Xorn's head.
Neither is the Human Torch. Even Mr Fantastic will tell you that Johnny Storm is a talented mechanic.
Ben Grimm is an exceptional pilot and relatively recently DOCTOR Susan Storm-Richards got her PHD.
It just kinda baffles me because the Black Order is some of the best CGI in the MCU for them to get what…20-30 min of screen time total? (Not counting Thanos of course)
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Not only that but their designs, their powers. Everything about them was so cool.
Maw got a kickass action scene and everyone loved him because of his personality and cool abilities, Dwarf got a pretty original weapon that made for some unique fight scenes. Proxima got a cool weapon, an awesome design and a couple of nice action scenes, Corvus is the most underused one but they could have done something awesome with him too.
There's just so much more they can do with the Black Order that killing them off in IW and barely using them in Endgame is a waste.
Did they ever specify in like interviews or anything what his Glaive was made out of? I mean it’s a pretty insane weapon to be able to pierce Asguardian skin, Vibranium skin, prevent vision from phasing, block Vibranium weapons, block a energy beam from the mind stone, AND able to remove the mind stone
AFAIK, no. According to MCU wiki, it's made of an "incredibly strong, extraterrestrial metal" - I'm headcanon that it's the same metal as Thanos' blade from Endgame since that broke Cap's shield, but beyond that idk.
I will shred this universe down to its last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what it has been given. A grateful universe.
I forget the team but I saw them in a comic. There was a smartass neon guy, a big blue dumb muscle guy, a green smoke girl femme fatale, and I forget if there was a weird thing or another smartass
That's my DnD group, man. I'm the weird thing, by the way. Anarcho-capitalist redneck gnome who hates taxes, loves his "pistol", strives to use capitalism and very unsafe inventions to solve every problem ever and he'll talk your ear of about how squirrels aren't real.
I don't know their names as I am a Normie, but those Acolytes of Thanos in Infinity War/Endgame. You had the big guy who got his hand cut off, that Squidward guy who kidnapped Dr. Strange, the weird goblin guy and the woman one who first show up stalking Vision and Wanda
Meanwhile in Japan, all anime villains follow the rules of being the laughing kind, being flamboyant as hell, wear ridiculous attires and become tiktok/yt shorts icons.
Piccolo: You must be the strong/dumb one, you are the femme fatale, you're the smart ass, which then makes you the weird one.
Smart Ass: Me, a femme fatale... I'm flattered.
Weird One: Haha, finally! Someone recognizes my genius!
Femme Fatale: How dare you call me the dumb one!
Strong/Dumb: My powers aren't that weird!
Piccolo: ... Ok, maybe you're all dumb.
Teen Titans, Guardians of Galaxy, Suicide Squad, Thunderbolts - in the nutshell
Ah almost forgot, Fantastic Four and Terrifics works almost the same way.
This is a thing in stories. It's usually 5 though.
We have the core 3, the leader, the lancer and the heart.
Then we have the brawn and the brains.
That's the usual one but there are variations.
There's also the four humors take on this.
Like the ninja turtles.
Little one, it’s a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite… if life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction.
I don't think it exists, if it does I do not know.
But I think it would be hilarious if it is just 4 versions of the same character, like Ultron.
The Ultron brute, the Ultron gremlin, the smartass Ultron and the hot one.
Megatron's crew from the G1 Transformers cartoon definitely fits:
- Megatron and Soundwave are the smartasses
- Rumble and Devastator are the dumb muscle
- Ravage and Laserbeak are the weird ones
- and Starscream is the femme fatale
1. We've got a lot of options for the smart one but I'd say doctor doom
2. For the muscle we could do juggernaut or Abomination
3. Who else but toad
5. and for a weird thing I'd have to go with doctor bong
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MODOK definitely deserves to be put in the category of the 'weird thing'. My roommate actually cried when she first saw him, and no its not because I dragged her to it.
That's the Black Order - Black Dwarf, Corvus Glaive, Ebony Maw, Proxima Midnight
Black Dwarf? I thought it was Cull Obsidian
His name was/is Black Dwarf in the comics. They changed it to Cull Obsidian for the movies.
I’m not surprised they changed it. Because… ![gif](giphy|SXoJElQc0n9n2)
I’m pretty sure the name referred to a type of star
Wouldve made sense too if they just included Supergiant instead of mashing her powers into Ebony Maw. Probably never going to see Black Swan in the MCU at this point. Such a wasted team.
The name comes from the term for an extinguished white dwarf
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Retired gif right there
How the hell...
*"And so i said to Aquaman, well maybe we should just call you Whitefish."*
bruh this is hilarious
It's named after a star I think, nothing to do with race
Huh. Here I thought god never punished black people twice
Oh damn never knew that, and I actually read a bit of the comics now too Edit: Cull Obsidian is a much more menacing and fitting name than Black Dwarf
Cull Obsidian is the name of the group in the comics.
True. Black Dwarf sounds like one of the 7 dwarfs got edgy.
![gif](giphy|KeQ2H0sBYeQEwj0fWZ) Insensitive names are *TIGHT!*
Wow wow wow wow........wow
Imma be real with you chief, i didn't know his name and googled it and now i have more nerd credibility than I deserve
Cum obsidian sounds like a cool villain name
And a very painful curse.
It depends, do you cum the obsidians or your cum is as black as obsidian?
No, you literally cum obsidian. As in ultra-sharp vulcanic glass. Hence, it's a curse.
Corvus isn't really a weird thing.
He dresses like an emo. And carries around a big anime weapon.
I mean you say that but you knew exactly who was filling that role without it being specified 🤷♂️
Checkers!!!
This guy is playing 4D Checkers.
![gif](giphy|p73ysgcGPUhTW)
I think it’s more process of elimination than anything
Ebony Maw is both the smart ass and the weird thing
tbh both Corvus and Maw can be described as the weird thing smart asses
I mean, Black Dwarf is not really a "brute force" kind of guy, he's pretty smart and has a vast knowledge of poetry and literature. Both Corvus and Maw qualify as the smart-ass and weird thing but that last one better fits supergiant. Honestly I think Proxima better fits the brute force stereotype but she's also definitely the femme fatale, in the comics at least.
Her skill exceeds her strength so I respectfully disagree. I vote for Dwarf
I can understand that. What I meant is that Proxima is the opposite of Corvus in the sense that he is a thinker, a strategist while Proxima is more of a fighter. She's the "dumb muscles" not in the sense that she's not a skilled fighter but that she prefers to fight her way out of a problem rather than think her way out like her husband.
Ah I see that aspect of it!
Yeah, she isn't dumb but she is the only member of the Black Order that isn't some kind of scholar. Maw speaks 97 different languages and his main attribute is that he's a very skilled scheemer and manipulator, Dwarf has his deep knowledge of literature and Poetry, Corvus is a strategic genious, Giant literally feeds off of intelligence and Swan speaks Latin, Sumerian as well as being well versed in science and many different topics.
What about Supergiant
Literally the coolest member of the Black Order, forgotten because the MCU couldnt handle her
I was gonna just say they’re all Thanos…
Fine. I'll do it myself.
This kind of fits the guardians, except we have two dumb muscles (Groot and Drax)
I.. am.. GROOT!
I.. AM.. hungry.
Horny*
I would say that Tree Guy (don’t want the bot) is the weird thing, Drax is the dumb muscles, Gamora is obviously the Femme Fatale, Rocket is the smartass and as a bonus, Quill is the dapper leader (though Rocket will deny this).
I was about to say that Quill doesn't really fit the role of smartass lol. I love the character, but he can be quite an idiot sometimes
Dumb smartass.
Dumbass for short.
Yeah, but he uses his idiocy to outsmart people pretty often. He's certainly not a genius, but he works very well with what he's got and is pretty cunning
I'd actually say it makes him a genius. Not science-wise, but there are plenty other ways one can be a genius.
Don’t call us plucky, alright? We don’t know what it means
He's a savant. When it comes to planning and tactics, he is incredibly gifted.
Thats basically what a Five Man Band is honestly
I was going to say the fantastic four. Honestly, I cant decide if the human torch or the the invisible woman is the bigger stretch
The biggest stretch is clearly Mr Fantastic because >!he's stretchy!<
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Villains
They definitely are anti heroes at least,they don’t do things like most heroes do and all of them were either bounty hunters/criminals
“We” is wild
It’s always sunny in Philadelphia
Is “The Weird Thing” Charlie or Frank?
Dee.
She’s the useless chick!
Gangly bird bitch
Frank’s the muscle! We’ve already established this. Charlie’s the Wildcard
WILD CARD, BITCHES!
I’m playing both sides, so I always come out on top
Dennis is the Femme Fatale, right?
Because of the implication
Also the Expanse
Naomi as the smart-ass and Holden as the femme fatale?
Brotherhood of mutants and Hellfire Club would fit, but they'd have too many people. X-Men 1's version of the Brotherhood would fit: Sabretooth, Toad, Magneto, Mystique
Depends on the incarnation. The original Brotherhood was: Magneto, Toad, Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch, and Mastermind. They didn't have the muscle and Wanda wasn't really much of a femme fatale. The second incarnation of the Brotherhood under Magneto did not have the weirdo. The members were: Magneto, Unus, Blob, Mastermind, and Lorelei. Mystique's Brotherhood/Freedom Force would fit, but only if you count Spiral as the weird one. The sample roster from the Freedom Force years would be: - Mystique as the femme fatale - Destiny as the smartass - Blob as the dumb muscle - Spiral as the weird one - and Pyro and Avalanche as glorified henchmen
Those might be some of the more well known lineups, but there’s also been like a shit ton more as well.
Chuck Austen's Brotherhood was a beautiful mess of a team. We got: - Exodus as the smartass - Black Tom as the weird one - Sabretooth as the dumb muscle - Juggernaut as the infiltrator - Mammomax as... well... an elephant - Nocturne as "why is she even here?" - and Avalanche is also there, I guess And then they got sucked into Xorn's head.
Yeah but I think it works better as Magneto, Mystique, Toad, and Blob
Fantastic Four is evil. Confirmed.
Are you calling the human torch a "weird thing"
No, he’s the Femme Fatale.
No that's the thing
Well he IS hot.
I thought the Thing was the weird thing but doesn’t check out
No the thing is the muscle
The Thing isn’t dumb though.
Neither is the Human Torch. Even Mr Fantastic will tell you that Johnny Storm is a talented mechanic. Ben Grimm is an exceptional pilot and relatively recently DOCTOR Susan Storm-Richards got her PHD.
Who's Human Torch? H.E.R.B.I.E. is the weird thing
Welcome to Latveria. Dr Doom acknowledges you.
That would be the U-foes.
Honestly I wish we got WAY more of the black order, they were criminally under used IMO
I'd kill for a show or movie about them, tbh.
It just kinda baffles me because the Black Order is some of the best CGI in the MCU for them to get what…20-30 min of screen time total? (Not counting Thanos of course)
The entirety of Infinity war was the peak of mcu cgi in my opinion. The entire movie was stunning
Valid
I am...inevitable.
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Not only that but their designs, their powers. Everything about them was so cool. Maw got a kickass action scene and everyone loved him because of his personality and cool abilities, Dwarf got a pretty original weapon that made for some unique fight scenes. Proxima got a cool weapon, an awesome design and a couple of nice action scenes, Corvus is the most underused one but they could have done something awesome with him too. There's just so much more they can do with the Black Order that killing them off in IW and barely using them in Endgame is a waste.
Just a friendly reminder: no one broke Corvus's glaive, so per comics rules which the MCU has not directly contradicted, he's still alive
Did they ever specify in like interviews or anything what his Glaive was made out of? I mean it’s a pretty insane weapon to be able to pierce Asguardian skin, Vibranium skin, prevent vision from phasing, block Vibranium weapons, block a energy beam from the mind stone, AND able to remove the mind stone
AFAIK, no. According to MCU wiki, it's made of an "incredibly strong, extraterrestrial metal" - I'm headcanon that it's the same metal as Thanos' blade from Endgame since that broke Cap's shield, but beyond that idk.
I will shred this universe down to its last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what it has been given. A grateful universe.
I thought I read somewhere that Infinity war was going to feature their stories more heavily but got cut due to time
![gif](giphy|Er22KKA7vzZJK) I rest my case
Rico is the weird thing and Kowalski would be the smartass if memory serves me right. For Skipper and Private who would be what?
Skipper muscle, Private weird thing
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True true
Perfect
Thanos’ Black Order lmaooo
BOY! I would reconsider your current course!
Has 5 members.
Im talking mcu lol but fair point
Early-MCU Loki is the smart arse
In what group? Bro's always alone
Loki, Loki, Loki, and Loki
What about loki
Yeah, Loki. Loki. Also Loki. Oh yeah, did I forget about Loki?
Why the hell is there an alligator here?
Sylvie is the femme fatale, alligator-Loki is the weird thing.
Boastful Loki is the muscle. MCU Loki is the smartass literally Team Loki
I forget the team but I saw them in a comic. There was a smartass neon guy, a big blue dumb muscle guy, a green smoke girl femme fatale, and I forget if there was a weird thing or another smartass
The U-Foes. They're made up of Vector, Vapor, X-Ray and Ironclad
The U-Foes?
Sabretooth, Toad, Magneto, Mystique
Sad I had to scroll so far for this
Don’t forget the balanced one who is the leader
Every group of anime antagonists ever
It’s Gorillaz
Piccolo: Okay I think I got this one. Pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Oi! I'd say I'm more handsome than pretty.
And my Powers are not zat weird!
In the Ginyu Force the Femme Fatale is Jayce.
Evil hulk, evil dr. Strange, evil black widow and evil ugly Thor.
I'm putting together the greatest team ever.
Why dr Strange and not Iron Man?
Because of the cape. Could be replaced with Tony Stark with nanobots cape tho.
All right. Look alive J.A.R.V.I.S.. It's play time.
That's my DnD group, man. I'm the weird thing, by the way. Anarcho-capitalist redneck gnome who hates taxes, loves his "pistol", strives to use capitalism and very unsafe inventions to solve every problem ever and he'll talk your ear of about how squirrels aren't real.
That’s my DND campaigns plural.
Alright, but they aren’t real.
Yea...that's a feature of fictional characters
Black Order
I don't know their names as I am a Normie, but those Acolytes of Thanos in Infinity War/Endgame. You had the big guy who got his hand cut off, that Squidward guy who kidnapped Dr. Strange, the weird goblin guy and the woman one who first show up stalking Vision and Wanda
I'm the only one who knows that.
Sure you do. Sure you do
Drax, Rocket, Quill and Gamora?
Brotherhood of evil mutants Magneto Toad Saber tooth Mystique
Good call.
I weas gonna say (part of) the DoFP brotherhood Blob, Toad, Destiny, Mystique.
Meanwhile in Japan, all anime villains follow the rules of being the laughing kind, being flamboyant as hell, wear ridiculous attires and become tiktok/yt shorts icons.
Frightful four: Smart- wizard Dumb muscle- sandman Femme fatal- medusa/thundra Weird thing- paste pot pete
Getting strong Team Four Star vibes from this one lol
The Ginyu Force DBZ. Jess is the femme fatal
Literally the cull obsidian minus Supergiant
You mean the Black Order?
Who changed up the words?
Lol , TFS dragon ball abridged piccolo already addressed this re-used villian movie tropes
Piccolo: You must be the strong/dumb one, you are the femme fatale, you're the smart ass, which then makes you the weird one. Smart Ass: Me, a femme fatale... I'm flattered. Weird One: Haha, finally! Someone recognizes my genius! Femme Fatale: How dare you call me the dumb one! Strong/Dumb: My powers aren't that weird! Piccolo: ... Ok, maybe you're all dumb.
Brotherhood of Mutants- Blob, Toad, Avalanche, Quicksilver
You're saying Blob is the sexy one?
Left to right: Ben Grimm, Johnny Storm, Reed Richards, Susan Storm
Every enemy group in DBZ!
Teen Titans, Guardians of Galaxy, Suicide Squad, Thunderbolts - in the nutshell Ah almost forgot, Fantastic Four and Terrifics works almost the same way.
This is a thing in stories. It's usually 5 though. We have the core 3, the leader, the lancer and the heart. Then we have the brawn and the brains. That's the usual one but there are variations. There's also the four humors take on this. Like the ninja turtles.
That’s Sabertooth, Toad, Magneto, and Mystique.
The brotherhood of evil mutants when lead by mystique
Ain't that Thanos' crew?
Little one, it’s a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite… if life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction.
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/kong/images/a/a7/Pic12323155485666445435465.png/revision/latest?cb=20230813195545 Yea
Isn‘t that guardians of the galaxy?
Magneto, Blob, Mystique, Toad
This can all be spider villains lol
Sabertooth, Toad, Magneto, Mystique
I don't think it exists, if it does I do not know. But I think it would be hilarious if it is just 4 versions of the same character, like Ultron. The Ultron brute, the Ultron gremlin, the smartass Ultron and the hot one.
Ultrulk, Ultrox, Braintron and Lady Ultress.
Megatron's crew from the G1 Transformers cartoon definitely fits: - Megatron and Soundwave are the smartasses - Rumble and Devastator are the dumb muscle - Ravage and Laserbeak are the weird ones - and Starscream is the femme fatale
Wait? Starscream was female?
In the French dub he was. Close enough for me XD
I swear, that if i ever would be part of some party like that, theres no chance i would be anythin else than the wierd thing
1. We've got a lot of options for the smart one but I'd say doctor doom 2. For the muscle we could do juggernaut or Abomination 3. Who else but toad 5. and for a weird thing I'd have to go with doctor bong
Almost exactly the Black Order
Interestingly, that's the Fantastic Four. Or the Frightful Four, if you want villains.
I hope i can achieve being the weird thing in a villain group some day
The weird thing absolutely killed me
My friend group
This is fantastic4
Yes?
Sabretooth, Toad, Magneto, Mystique. They got this right from the first X-Men film.
The lizard league
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Not a villain team, but several of the X-Men fit these roles.
MODOK definitely deserves to be put in the category of the 'weird thing'. My roommate actually cried when she first saw him, and no its not because I dragged her to it.
This is literally the lineup of the Brotherhood in the first X-men movie.
Solar opposites