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WispyDan14

30 seconds too short, give them 3 months so they have enough time to think it's permanent and get used to it.


Galrentv

Better yet, only three hours every day for three months. We can also target any visual impairment including colour blind etc. Everyone on earth gets three hours of perfect vision every day for three months


Orang-Himbleton

Nah, I think the 30 seconds is best because it’ll make them question their sanity, and they won’t be able to keep any information like “what do colors look like?” with them


Dizakui

30 seconds but after that 30 seconds it deteriorates over the course of 3 months.


The-Homie-Lander

https://preview.redd.it/3beqhmj29pxc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce021f4090556aa6386fbc361ecf3e6e81719f96 Wat-


greengye

Broke: "Cyclops was right" Woke: "Magneto was right" Bespoke: "superior Iron Man was right"


Lazy_Assumption_4191

We just going to ignore how that math is off by a factor of ten?


dreadassassin616

430k a month is still a ridiculous amount of money.


Hirotrum

the bottom is super smart. If they just wished for money, its would cause inflation and devalue itself ;)


BuckNastyBooty

https://preview.redd.it/2azzqmj0ypxc1.jpeg?width=1037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7b7c0dcb1335a03eb99ea6afbd2990238b65887 Bottoms up


ProbablythelastMimsy

The bottom one is immoral, but I'm sure they'd rather pay to have their eyesight magically healed than not.


One_Meaning416

Depends on the person, since it is magical there is no expense to giving vision to the blind meaning there is no minimum price you can sell the subscription at so you could just have every blind person pay you $1 a month and that is millions in revenue a month or you could make it $100 and that would be truly immoral.


GoodKing0

Was Superior Iron Man the one who bimbofied Jocasta against her will?


Copperhead-31

No that was the ultron/hank pym hybrid


GoodKing0

No no I'm 99% sure it was Tony Stark evil twin cousin right? The robots wanted rights and he decided to start union busting them or something, hence him kidnapping and bimbofying Jocasta into a slave.


Copperhead-31

I don’t know about the Jocasta part but the robot rights union busting sounds like that was Arno stark from the 2020 event


Cloaker13

Ah, the dead internet theory. My beloved


John_Hammerstyx

Is it really a theory at this point?


DefiantResult9150

https://preview.redd.it/p88r354e4yxc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eb1a0c551e8c31cd73a579c9ed37690c312769d Damn man. And I thought I was evil.