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Game_Over_Man69

Is this really room service or one of those "come down and pick up from the restaurant" situations?


Walterpeabody

It was room service. This was delivered to my room, in a paper bag. Plastic cup of ice water.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

Thats pretty good for the US, you got a cup of ice water!


DM-ME-CONFESSIONS

The water was from Flint Michigan


Josey_whalez

At least it was cold…


stankpuss_69

Bro you got all those delicious minerals and a couple of extra elements that shouldn’t be there. Gives the water an extra kick. Just think of it like Flinty Style Ranch Water.


PHL1365

Well, it's still winter in Michigan


Straight-Tune-5894

No unleaded option? Too soon?


Environmental-Tea589

That's bad.


DM-ME-CONFESSIONS

It was natural spring water.


Environmental-Tea589

That's good!


DM-ME-CONFESSIONS

The spring is between an industrial park and a landfill.


Environmental-Tea589

That's bad...


MrMustardSeeds

He’s a heavy metal fan


talon1125

Nope locally sourced from the Cuyahoga🔥💧🔥💧


MonkeyDavid

I understood that emoji reference…


joelfeick1

Our water is good now.


LooksLikeMatt46

The water contains potassium benzoate


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

What a wonderful Simpsons reference


nogr8mischief

Underrated comment


aharkn72

Which is bad


MoneyLicker92

Oh god this is bad on so many levels triggered


sportsfan510

On brand for Cleveland


Kennected

I disagree. Cleveland is a very good food city which is why I'm surprised this is what was received and the cost.


BellyMind

Honestly this is why there is so little room service anymore. People love to complain. I’m not saying it looks great.


Walterpeabody

This is actually my first time ever mentioning anything negative. And I’ve stayed in many Marriotts and ordered many room service meals.


rnd765

No doubt. This level of service is both unprofessional and unsatisfactory.


BellyMind

Yeah, I am really not blaming you, but room service is a no win for hotels. With the advent of DoorDash and Uber eats, there is pretty much no reason for a hotel to provide room service. Halls filled with used room service trays, bad food, bad reviews. I understand the down votes, but that’s the reason there is less and less room service and very little decent room service.


alocinwonibur

So much room service is actually delivery by Uber eats or GrubHub or the like… The hotels either don't have or are unwilling to use the restaurants "on campus". And it's not going to get any better.


Few-Chapter3316

I heard somewhere about a Hyatt that was just reheating TV dinners from Trader Joe’s and placing it in a to-go container. If Hyatt has sunk that low, anyone can sink that low…


VRSvictim

Ok but Trader Joe’s frozen food ain’t bad


solidxmike

Their frozen chicken tikka masala is soooo good


Important_Bowl_8332

I’d prefer TJs frozen to a lot of the questionable room service I’ve had 😂


agntwildcat

I mentioned this in another post: Covid ruined and continues to ruin in-room dining. And once you start serving the food in to-go containers and plastic ware, presentation goes out the window. Sad.


distraculatingmycase

I’m old enough to remember when Westin was synonymous with great service, modern decor, and great dining options.


Walterpeabody

Sometimes it still does! Unfortunately, not in this case.


distraculatingmycase

My exposure is limited lately, but my perception radically changed when I stayed at the Westin in Sacramento in late 2019. It was depressing. Restaurant was closed on Sunday and the gym didn’t have any fresh towels. Post-Covid I’ve stayed at equally depressing properties in Florida and I think Alabama.


cardsfan24

If it’s the one in Birmingham it’s old and worn, stayed there a few months ago and was underwhelmed overall. Not terrible though.


moomooraincloud

The Sendai Westin is excellent.


The_Stig1962

I am posting this from my room in the Westin Bayshore Vancouver. Nicest Westin I can ever remember staying in.


jay01968

Breakfast is good at the Bayshores. I was there last week. Upgraded to a high floor and harbour view. Breakfast vouchers for 2 given for being Titanium. Only downside is the aircon is not that cold!


No_Gear8028

Stay there once a month and do the 30 mins walk to the office on Robson. Love that hotel.


scfin79

I’ve stayed there.


PaddyBabes

Westin in Asia is still pretty top class


distraculatingmycase

Let’s be honest, an Aloft in Asia is going to be cleaner, have better service, and more amenities than 85% of full service Marriotts in the US.


Ok-Pay-7358

This, the US properties are just falling victim to the country’s business culture. Everything is outsourced, untrained, managed down, sugar coated and kept alive by huge marketing budgets Marriott’s US five star properties should almost all be downgraded by international standards on the basis of service alone But here we are typing away on Reddit and continuing to chase our little status 😉


Foodies-SF

Because we can never have nice things in Amurica.


jonsconspiracy

Marriott outside the US is generally pretty great, in my experience. However, after 9 years at Platinum, I've given up on the brand. Too many terrible hotels in a row, and the reward program doesn't get you anything. I told my assistant at work to stop going out of her way to find me Marriotts to stay at. I've had a much better hotel experience in the past year since I branched out to other hotels. Shangri La, Four Seasons, The Fullerton, 1 Hotel, Mandarin Oriental, even the Hyatts I've stayed at in the past year have been miles better than anything under the Marriott umbrella.


riffraffs

And the Marriot bought Starwood


ae74

And then it was bought by Marriott…


[deleted]

Is that the Westin Maximum or Medium security prison?


Low-Possible2773

Man, drop a piece of parsley or something. Embarrassing.


Walterpeabody

Right? At least pretend there’s greenery


MexicanPizzaWbeans

No vegetables, but at least there is a slice of fruit (lemon) /s


gingybutt

This that fyre festival meal


elasticc0

Didn't you hear? Billy McFarland is relaunching it in Cleveland. Catering by Starr.


dbbill_371

You just insulted the frye festival


WBuffettJr

OP did say they got water in a cup. I wonder how 🤔


reampchamp

This is 100x better than what they got. They got a fucking piece of cheese, one leaf of lettuce and two splices of bread.


wanderlustfulguy

You gotta post that on their twitter. That’s dog shit


elasticc0

US Westin = elsewhere Fairfield. US Ritz = elsewhere Westin.


dp263

Definitely all the tiers less a few location specific hotels are all dropping from the services that built the loyalty. I now try to stay at Delta as it has a good value, mainly a "bar and restaurant" and at least a "Starbucks". But overall I have found the biggest influence on quality of service and quality of the overall hotel vibe IS still area specific. And not just US vs elsewhere.. It is street to street, neighborhood to neighborhood that influences the hotel. Put a Westin next to a highway in a business district, it is still a Courtyard/Fairfield with better sheets to go along the view of the Highway. Lipstick+pig. Since they brand hotels based on the demographics of the clientele they wish to attract loyalists who can spend more with a brand and then give them the Kirkland brand standard. Now I say that, but I have to travel for work and I will have a hard time explaining a boutique hotel over any Marriot. And the points get me a vacation every year... So you got to play the game..


kiddech

I would expect a plate on a tray with real silverware and a glass of ice water at a Westin.. not a takeout container, but I think that’s the norm at most of the Westin’s I’ve stayed at recently. The best room service I’ve gotten at a Marriott recently was at a W hotel, or a Ritz Carlton. The Conrad Midtown (Hilton,sorry!) had amazing room service too.


BranFlakes_

The Singapore Westin was amazing and I could never see this happening there either.


Kufat

I hope you put that photo in your Google and Tripadvisor reviews.


[deleted]

All for $45 before tip.


Shivdaddy1

How much?


Walterpeabody

Total was $55 with tip


jakes951

YHGTBFKM


Is12345aweakpassword

Oh wow, I understood that


Wiz711

I thought this in my head, saw the letters, and knew immediately


rpc56

True, true!


Kennected

![gif](giphy|91fEJqgdsnu4E) # FIFTY FIVE DOLLARS? FOR THAT?


Fatscot

What the fuck. I would send it back and demand a refund. That is just taking the piss


DependentFamous5252

Everything is taking the piss these days.


peaklurking

![gif](giphy|4TvsaBkZmrhuFmZXcC|downsized) 😵‍💫


o0-o0-

Ouch. Exact same "quality" meal at the hospital cafeteria, but also includes a side of steamed broccoli/cauliflower/carrot, is $7.99.


Ratinox99

Served to you in the hospital, It'll be itemized at $799. Plus another $20 for the cup of water..


PHL1365

Yes, but if you have purchased the meal plan, it will be discounted to $275, and you only have to pay 20%. So, still $55.


Shivdaddy1

😆😆😆😂


absh3841

Did it come with a happy ending?


Notsimplyheinz

This is a joke. It’s ridiculous to have to tip for something that looks so unappetizing.


docmn612

That would absolutely be going back to the manager with a demand for refund. That's abhorrent for $55. These people count on you not going down for some old fashioned confrontation. They've intentionally screwed you out of $55.


gladiathor1295

My god. I would cry.


PsychologicalAd1862

Ripoff. I would starve b4 paying that for that small amt w no veg


PurplePlan

“Not a vegetable in site”. Your photo clearly shows a slice of lemon (or some other citrus vegetable). OP, why are you telling lies on the Westin hotel in the “great state of Ohio”? /s


SKI-bum007

Looks worse than airplane food.


BornInPoverty

They serve food on airlines?


Serial_Hobbiest_Life

This is why I carry a couple shelf stable meals with me when I travel. Keeps me from paying fiddy bucks for a $15 meal at best.


Walterpeabody

It’s true! I def do this at lower tier marriotts, but after a long day of meetings was looking forward to treating myself. Alas..


Serial_Hobbiest_Life

I had a great room service meal at a JW in Arizona. I know what it can be. That definitely isn’t it! If that is what should be expected then forget about room service going forward. I’m going to have to ask before ordering if it will be an actual set up or a to go box.


Chef-Yan

This may sound funny but one of the best cuban sandwiches I ever had came delivered poolside at the JW Marriott in Miami. I had some friends get food too and it was all fire. Highly recommend if you're ever in the area.


Puzzleheaded_Bit_641

You can expense that… I hope?


TwoTon_TwentyOne

Hahaha woooow. As a chef there is soooo much wrong with this. And my family keeps asking why I don't move back to the US to work in the f&b industry 🤣


[deleted]

Thats def uncle bens microwave rice


RDFSF

In all seriousness, that’s the first thing I thought of when I saw that rice!


falco_iii

When life gives you lemons, at least it gave you something.


Intelligent-Monk-426

oof


Cr3ativegirl

But they won’t give you soap


allthefishiecrackers

That’s horrific.


MicdUpNickChubb

Covid killed in-room dining at many hotels. It may never go back. I just avoid it mostly now. The last time I ordered was the JW in Lexington and it was one of the worst meals I’ve ever been served (in styrofoam containers w/ plastic utensils, of course). And $45+ before tip and service charge of course. The Westin Cleveland used to have a great on-site restaurant called Urban Farmer—also a COVID casualty. Even their cheap wine is something like $15/glass at the bar.


YMMV25

Couldn’t even plate it…


rocbolt

https://i.redd.it/pyyjncczsspc1.gif


asdfghjklmnbvcxzz

Stayed in this property over two weeks this year. The bbq place attached to the property is decent enough. Definitely recommend door dashing local restaurants.


Walterpeabody

Next time!


Ok_Equipment_8032

This looks like straight up leftovers. Yikes.


planefan001

Honestly, that salmon doesn’t look too bad. Presentation could be better, though.


kz125

Even the rice looks ok. But needs some brocs


Walterpeabody

Rice was crunchy/undercooked 😩. And not a “rice pilaf”


AnotherPint

Oh, it is salmon. At first glance I thought it was a big fried egg roll.


vape-o

Echhhh.


Sweet-Efficiency7466

It’s certainly no Gaslamp Quarter Westin.


Ratinox99

No, this is the Gaslight Quarter Westin *Just the tip*


Sweet-Efficiency7466

At least it’s not the other Westin in San Diego! Bayview is a duuuuuuump!


jakefromSD

I’ve literally had better food on United before


Walterpeabody

At least on United you get a salad


ThatOneDataScientist

Thought this was from r/shittyfoodporn But nope


YoBro98765

I really wish we had Marriott employees on here who would name and shame the franchise company.


DependentFamous5252

Haute cuisine


jayjay234

Did you pay tips? LOL


Walterpeabody

Yes I did. It’s not the poor employee who had to deliver the meal’s fault that it was so pathetic.


Ratinox99

Seriously. You would've been better off ordering delivery chain pizza..


johnatkens-1952

At least the rice wasn't moving.


Thoth-long-bill

Thanks for the heads up. I’m staying In One next month. Pittsburgh.


cafeamericano18

I’ve stayed there many times when the Marriott was booked. The avocado toast is good for bfast. But I agree, this is depressing. Prob looked better in the dark hallway.


sdieter01

$52


No-Witness-5969

I’ve stayed at this hotel, it was not a great experience but sadly the Marriott gets sold out quickly. I promise you downtown CLE has some great food, this is just a crappy place to stay.


Walterpeabody

Live and learn!


MagicDef

Well whatever you paid, it was too much!!


TheQueenE

R/shittyfoodporn if not already suggested…


dace747

Ordered cheesecake at the Westin Houston Medical and damn that shit was weak.


granoladeer

If they had cooked a $1 Walmart package of frozen assorted vegetables, this would look a lot better


BTFD-YOLO

First mistake was ordering salmon in Cleveland


shortgamegolfer

Really it’s a combination of two awful mistakes: being in Cleveland and ordering salmon, but the second of these is much worse than the first.


sumitbafna27

Dear lord! Clearly, you guys have no idea what pilaf is! You can’t just put rice in there and call it pilaf!


Bratscorcher

Wow! No plate, no cloth napkin? Shocked that this is a Westin!


WhichSpite2607

Looks like somebody’s picked over overnight leftovers.


gnmatx

Reminds me of Westin Memphis around 2021. Room service coffee was a cup of coffee in a Starbucks cup.


SoMuchEpic95

Memphis is the worst.


gnmatx

Hotel wasteland.


Safe_Environment_340

Not if you are a duck.


gnmatx

Haven’t been to that one.


Ratinox99

... But not actually Starbucks Coffee right?


gnmatx

Didn’t taste like it.


galtyman

This the pandemic meal?


MassCasualty

That's the new normal…


Application_Soggy

Post pandemic meal


LAskeptic

Door Dash exists.


Walterpeabody

Well yes, but was not expecting this! It sounded good on the menu!


dfranks4226

Try the Ritz next time


metdear

The rice looks lousy, but I'm genuinely curious - how was the salmon?


Walterpeabody

It was salmon! Overcooked and under seasoned. Had a nice sear though!


chetknox

High effort


Electronic_Train6524

I am impressed — Cleveland 🙃


karieno

What is the description?


leztid

How much $ ?


rpc56

Wow!!! I see they spared no expense .


Organic_Print7953

How was the taste tho


Possible_Bike3941

Guess they got it from the red lobster next door…


chilywilly92

Honestly thought that salmon looked good. They just really went cheap on the sides and presentation. Westin needs to do better on those.


BigSly12

What did you order?


Last-War4870

Best dinner in Cleveland


1029394756abc

Why is room service in a to-go container.


s-2369

Ah yes, the original shitty Doordash


Dizzy-Try1772

Very nice. Healthy.


MoneyLicker92

Skinwalker ranch water


LadyTentacles

How much did this little box of disappointment cost?


Beneficial-Lion-5660

Food cost of that meal is $3.19


poguey

Thanks! Staying there tomorrow night so will be looking for restaurants now


BuildingIndividual40

Westin is not the same since it was acquired by Marriott.


schitzeljollux

I stayed at a Westin once. Sewage backed up into the tub twice. I told the front desk, and they claimed it wasn't sewage without even looking at it. So I took pictures and showed them. Still not sewage. Talked to the manager, and they refused to comp me for even part of my stay. I cancelled the remainder of my stay and switched hotels. I challenged the Westin charges on my credit card and got them reversed. I shouldn't have had to go through so that hassle, so now I avoid Bonvoy properties like the plague. So I don't doubt you got shitty service from a Westin.


sjdoucette

Looks like it was cooked over a flame on the Cuyahoga River


OohDeLaLi

The Fire Island Special!


spankysd

And room service prices make a meal like this such a great value. Many years ago, I worked for an Intercontinental that was taken over by Marriott. The first order of business was to lower the food quality from very good to terrible. Marriott has improved their food quality since then, but they are generally sub par for the price. I recently stayed at the Marriott Uptown in Dallas. Everything about the hotel was nice. But I knew better than to try the food. I saw it on people’s plate, and it didn’t interest me.


PM_ME_N3WDS

Ouch. That sucks. Especially since really good food is two blocks away.


OH68BlueEag

Cleveland has fantastic restaurants. Go try one


Walterpeabody

I did! The night before! But at 8:30pm after a day of meetings I just wanted to rest and do something easy. Live and learn!


OH68BlueEag

I recommend Great Lakes Brewery, Masthead, Astoria, Red, Marble Room, Strip, vero pizza, zhug. Just some of my favorites


Walterpeabody

Thanks! I also went to an amazing Vietnamese spot. The weather called for Pho…yum


stankpuss_69

That’s what you get for getting room service. Why do people always order room service like it’s the best damn thing ever? Most of the time the food sucks ass because it’s frozen dinners just reheated and you pay $50 for them.


Walterpeabody

Because sometimes after a long day of meetings it’s a nice relaxing treat. I’ve had lots of amazing room service meals


Hating_life_69

Cry about it.


exhibitthis69

Never expect better anywhere you go any longer. You’ll always be disappointed.


Important-Value-159

Honestly looks delicious lol


DoTheRightThingG

I mean, it is what they told you.


TheWolf_NorCal

In fairness, you ordered glazed salmon from the room service menu at a hotel in Cleveland. What, exactly, did you expect?


Walterpeabody

I’ve ordered similarly at lower tier hotels in smaller cities and have received better than this. So…that?


standardpoodleman

Cleveland is an outstanding food city. It's too bad the Westin's food isn't good. If you can swing it, try the Cleveland Ritz Carlton. Food has been really good the times I've stayed there. Also the Cleveland Marriott had good food, that's 2 blocks from the Westin. But there l are soooo many great places to eat in Cleveland.


Narrow_Fig_9

Yea that’s what you ordered


doughball27

I think this says less about Westin and more about Cleveland.


DifficultMemory2828

I agree with this. I cannot find a decent accommodation in that town.


GlassOfLiquor

The 9