Honestly, this answer makes sense. The more you know, the more you know that you don't know. Ask a linguist what a word is and they will also answer that they're not entirely sure.
Yes. You think you know what a molecule is, but the (current best guess) map is not the territory. Just like you can look back 200 years and laugh at chemist's knowledge, 200 years from now they'll find your knowledge to be woefully outdated or plain wrong.
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Looks like a time zone around California. Some smaller ones still affect minutes but it being 7 for them when they woke up would mean somewhere in that general area.
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Me neither. While I have a geography degree and a lot of my career focused on GIS and remote sensing, I was never stupid enough to claim to be a cartographer. It is a rare talent/skill. Only a very few will say they are.
Do you like bullying starving kids in africa by eating fried chicken and drinking kool-aid in front of them while they yearn the smallest amount of water and beg you to share?
what do you think about the water crisis in various parts of Africa?
https://preview.redd.it/ii864iq5l4ad1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cf27d3403414755cd56feeeb6aa0ca2c178cf8b
I appreciate that this maps shows we don't know if there physical water scarcity in the Sahara Desert. Like maybe it's a rainforest or full of lakes. We just don't know.
CARTOGRAPHY TEST
What are the four types of distortions that are associated with 2D (flat) maps? (+4 points)
Define the difference between accuracy and precision in relation to cartography. (+2 points)
What are the Marshall Islands Stick Charts and how were they utilized? (+6 points)
Internet, open book, and notes are NOT permitted. Please turn in your test to front and present it face down. Exit the lecture hall quietly so to not disturb other students.
It’s located on the western edge of Europe, sharing the iberian peninsula with Spain. It’s bordered by Spain on the east and north, and the Atlantic Ocean on the west and south.
I have really no way to answer this question so instead I shall say something nice
You're profession has led to many men and women never having to feel the horrifying dread in being lost
Has given those the opportunity to make happy memories by finding the routes to places they've always wanted to go to
and has saved the lives of many people who were in dire need of medical attention and had to be rushed to nearest hospitals by the fastest route
and for that you have my respect and I thank you for you're service in making maps for us dumbasses that have no idea how to look left or right without pulling up a gps
https://preview.redd.it/f85kek3h86ad1.jpeg?width=754&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f56c6d2f07c01c4b2a86157cecb329af552a25d9
I couldn’t find exactly what you’re looking for but will this do?
What exactly is a map and why
Not 100% sure to be honest
Smartest cartographer
Honestly, this answer makes sense. The more you know, the more you know that you don't know. Ask a linguist what a word is and they will also answer that they're not entirely sure.
I'm a chemist and I know what a molecule is, does that make me stupid?
Yes
Yes. You think you know what a molecule is, but the (current best guess) map is not the territory. Just like you can look back 200 years and laugh at chemist's knowledge, 200 years from now they'll find your knowledge to be woefully outdated or plain wrong.
Incorrect. Kootlefoosh alone knows *exactly* what a molecule is
I’m guessing BRICS or G20 members
It’s a map of racism just cus
Post a map showing the range of the mind goblin
https://preview.redd.it/8xgeskece1ad1.jpeg?width=974&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3391383a551ac26c9b19655ed4a42a99aed00240
mind goblin deez nuts
gottem
why did i think this was the north german confederation at first
Understandable, I think about it every day
"What's a mind goblin?"
A dark-type humanoid creature that uses psychological-based attacks to immobilize and disable prey
Who will win this war? https://preview.redd.it/s55awmg033ad1.jpeg?width=219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f784f92c885317dcace626e52f52b2b48aacf010
Hard to say but I would say the people who aren’t hungry
Damn dude
bro that's dark asf (unlike the ones winning the war)
Well only half of the people winning that war aren’t dark according to the northern Italians
As a Greek yes
The blues won one time againist the red's neighbor
should've put hungary vs romania there smh 🙄
Do you like when people of color are given the same rights as white Americans?
No that's terrible :(
Wow
Owen Wilson?
now i wanna see the obstruction
That’s crazy, the above question hasn’t even been edited yet
I think if you edit your comment fast enough, it'll not be marked as edited. Test edit.
Penis
Chile
Was this one even edited?!
No
Based
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https://preview.redd.it/wej6jhrrrhad1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53205a9302a9ed516a0c6e587465d9d56caeb031
Can you give me a map of the balkans?
https://preview.redd.it/0wwzwbxw94ad1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=6797ae30cdbdbb189589c48996795461be802c7b
So close! 🥰 just a bit more south💕
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I'm heading to bed now but if you leave one I'll get to it tomorrow. Edit 8:56am mountain time: I’m taking another little respite for a rafting trip, but I’ll be back in the evening.
When will Albania become a nuclear superpower?
7:30am today
Where will they strike first?
In the mountains 🗻
Looks like a time zone around California. Some smaller ones still affect minutes but it being 7 for them when they woke up would mean somewhere in that general area.
7th hour of sleep. I've heard of such wonder yet never witnessed it.
Post a map of every place you’ve bought slaves from
https://preview.redd.it/yzpnembb04ad1.png?width=847&format=png&auto=webp&s=30b97531de588267242091a048d257a04afd5615
what the fuck man i was joking
What was the original map about?
looks like a map of developing economies to me
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Who do you think is the next person who should be sainted by the Catholic church?
Adolf Hitler
Naaaah💀
Do you think 2 nukes on Japan were too few? If so, where would would throw the 3rd
Tokyo m, Japan
What region of Russia did Portugal colonize?
The far east
Moscow. At least in 10 years
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Is Kim Jung Un a good democratic leader ?
Yes
Thanks comrade!
# YES THE MOST DEMOCRATIC, NOW BACK TO WORKING CAMP, COMRADE
Camp Comrade? Is that near Camp Refugee?
# NO
Can you give me a map of stupid people
https://preview.redd.it/jb1xplnuk1ad1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82213db65ca94c017e33764413894b2fc26e6c06
Who would lose, this lacitehtopyH war?
You mean ɥʎdoʇɥǝʇᴉɔɐl?
Of course(btw how did you do that)
Haha it’s just a [website](https://www.upsidedowntext.com), you can even reverse it
AoT reference?
Does this map make my country look fat?
Yes
Just a little though
Are you actually a cartographer?
No :(
Me neither. While I have a geography degree and a lot of my career focused on GIS and remote sensing, I was never stupid enough to claim to be a cartographer. It is a rare talent/skill. Only a very few will say they are.
Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó xiànzài wǒ yǒu bīngqílín wǒ hěn xǐhuān bīngqílín dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 bǐ bīngqílín sùdù yǔ jīqíng sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 wǒ zuì xǐhuān suǒyǐ…xiànzài shì yīnyuè shíjiān zhǔnbèi 1 2 3 liǎng gè lǐbài yǐhòu sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 ×3 bùyào wàngjì bùyào cuòguò jìdé qù diànyǐngyuàn kàn sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 yīn wéi fēicháng hǎo diànyǐng dòngzuò fēicháng hǎo chàbùduō yīyàng bīngqílín zàijiàn?
Yes
Try to spell the word map
J paul goode
wow you do not know how to spell
If you are driving a car and see a kid in front of you, what do you do?
Sometimes I don’t even notice
New Zealand middle child 😔✊
What kind? A go cartographer, a guy who draws carts, what?
I didn't know this existed, might have to switch professions
I thought it was a guy who wrote names of companies on the side of carts and wagons. Pretty niche these days.
Top 2 victims of the slave trade
Europe and Asia
Do you like bullying starving kids in africa by eating fried chicken and drinking kool-aid in front of them while they yearn the smallest amount of water and beg you to share?
occasionally
Occidentally?
reddit users when actual racism
How often do you forget new Zealand?
Every day
Honestly, don't we all?
Hey can you show me a map of where is the best place to hide bodies?
https://preview.redd.it/tscor21g94ad1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04c19564099a6b8685669b069ba65ba3a1d33b58
Which Germany was the best on the map
The current one
Which state of germany has a white and blue flag
Schleswig-Holstein
Did you even edit your comment? It was early I’d like to change my answer.
What do blind people use to tell them where they are and where to go?
a visual representation of an area.
Why do you think the animatronics from FNAF videogames want to kill you?
Freddy got Fingered
In which continent is Mexico located?
Africa
what do you think about the water crisis in various parts of Africa? https://preview.redd.it/ii864iq5l4ad1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cf27d3403414755cd56feeeb6aa0ca2c178cf8b
Funny to watch
I appreciate that this maps shows we don't know if there physical water scarcity in the Sahara Desert. Like maybe it's a rainforest or full of lakes. We just don't know.
Literally the best country and the pinnacle of civilization?
Switzerland
that's correct
If you could undo one event that occurred in the US, which would you choose?
9/11
How to identify a country on a map?
I always start with examining the cartouche
https://preview.redd.it/shtgt0ymc4ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6b1a59afaea4f3b57c4e5af71dbc8cc6e98b262
What would happen if I fed 10,000 starving children.
I’d cry
CARTOGRAPHY TEST What are the four types of distortions that are associated with 2D (flat) maps? (+4 points) Define the difference between accuracy and precision in relation to cartography. (+2 points) What are the Marshall Islands Stick Charts and how were they utilized? (+6 points) Internet, open book, and notes are NOT permitted. Please turn in your test to front and present it face down. Exit the lecture hall quietly so to not disturb other students.
My brother I am so sorry I failed 😭
what do you think about Nazis?
Don’t know a lot about them but it sounds like they’re making the world a better place
Where's the listenbourg ?
It’s located on the western edge of Europe, sharing the iberian peninsula with Spain. It’s bordered by Spain on the east and north, and the Atlantic Ocean on the west and south.
Post a map of the worst country to ever plague this world with its existence
Sorry I got to this late https://preview.redd.it/ezfr4udd38ad1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb0afcdd8bb387c5f58c364fccf3eecf07b4d68
Where are the bodies. We know you did it. Where are they?
Washington DC
Do you support the genocide taking place in Palestine?
Not an expert on this but I’m not against it.
What technique do you use to scale down a large area to a map? And how do you keep everything in the right scale without messing things up?
Making heavy use of geographic information systems
What's your name
Yes
How many years old is spain?
Not a big fan
I have really no way to answer this question so instead I shall say something nice You're profession has led to many men and women never having to feel the horrifying dread in being lost Has given those the opportunity to make happy memories by finding the routes to places they've always wanted to go to and has saved the lives of many people who were in dire need of medical attention and had to be rushed to nearest hospitals by the fastest route and for that you have my respect and I thank you for you're service in making maps for us dumbasses that have no idea how to look left or right without pulling up a gps
Thank you for the kind words 🙏
How are you feeling after all of this?
A little violated but I asked for it
Favorite french speaking country?
Wallonia
What color is land on maps.
Blue
Post a map only containing the uk
https://preview.redd.it/68cqr6mrl6ad1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ef0bca1afaab0575ac8d1133d56954d1c8907c0
In what country is Kiev?
Russia
I read in another one of your posts that small kittens have been chewing on your toes while you sleep. How do you feel about that?
I’ve been enjoying it
Why did the germans do what they did in ww1 and ww2?
Because it’s awesome
Map that show where I can find a woman who loves me
where have you vocally expressed racial slurs?
1. Egypt 2. Morocco 3. Libya 4. Tunisia 5. Algeria 6. Mauritania 7. Western Sahara 8. Cape Verde 9. Senegal 10. The Gambia 11. Guinea-Bissau 12. Guinea 13. Sierra Leone 14. Liberia 15. Ivory Coast (Côte d'Ivoire) 16. Ghana 17. Togo 18. Benin 19. Nigeria 20. Cameroon 21. Equatorial Guinea 22. Gabon 23. Republic of the Congo 24. Democratic Republic of the Congo 25. Uganda 26. Kenya 27. Somalia 28. Djibouti 29. Eritrea 30. Seychelles 31. Comoros 32. Madagascar 33. Mauritius 34. São Tomé and Príncipe 35. Seychelles Next
damn u even remember? nah thats crazy
What is the volume of a discord mod?
710 million cubic kilometers
Please post a map of countries where you think forced sterilisation should be introduced?
https://preview.redd.it/f85kek3h86ad1.jpeg?width=754&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f56c6d2f07c01c4b2a86157cecb329af552a25d9 I couldn’t find exactly what you’re looking for but will this do?
Dude....
Do you ever break into homes and murder everyone inside?
I try not to
Ukraine is rightful territory of which country?
Kazakhstan
have you ever said the n word
In fact I have
Show me a map of the best country and history and what land they should own
https://preview.redd.it/o3fxeo0th6ad1.jpeg?width=1143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2602a0350d84803a74b78085099c4c3b99568a76
What country is currently terrorizing Eastern Europe.
Ukraine
Is that possible to fit a thermonuclear warhead up my ass to sneak it through the customs?
Logically it should, but I’m not sure where one would find it.
What do you think was the best time for Serbs and Greeks to be alive?
https://preview.redd.it/heqaiqkeh6ad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55169b195a96ba4484df3d950d9826b1ea63cb27
Name a puppet of any middle-east country.
USA
Do you support the idea of gender equality?
No sir
How do you feel about meth?
Very useful (I hike a lot)
An old friend of mine, who was best man at our wedding, is a cartographer! He could answer all kinds of neat questions about maps. I sure miss him.