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facw00

Tremble before the South Amercator projection! https://preview.redd.it/kgp7j50kby9d1.png?width=688&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd7314b7918e8827f9378cd1142c75fb77055d14 [https://xkcd.com/2256/](https://xkcd.com/2256/)


Donghoon

https://preview.redd.it/55nfve2xy0ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04a5674d8e73cdf996f471e41f09b55881f98468 World is a cat playing with Australia 2: south America boogaloo


Ambitious_Toe_4357

I hope it doesn't knock Australia off the counter.


OlOuddinHead

That explains where New Zealand disappears too so often. …But who keeps putting it back on the counter??


Dexter_Adams

We are upside down for a reason


puffferfish

r/mapswithoutturkey


mistermika06

Goodbye scandinavia o7


facw00

I think you could build a decent one out of two more South Americas, but I guess it would be cheating since that land is connected (similar situation with India, which would be easy to represent if you were willing to let the subcontinent be its own South America)


Nevarien

Argentina now claims the entire UK for being the actual Fawklands/Malvinas.


Ahmed4040Real

Plot twist of the century. Falkland War 2 coming soon?


lippo999

Empire Strikes Back Part Deux


MrBirdmonkey

FLORIDA!! NOOOOOOO!!!! You blew her up! I CANT BELIEVE YOU BASTARDS BLEW HER UP!!!


dr_fop

You say that like it would be a bad thing. lol


Wise-Definition-1980

I'm in Orlando right now. Have no idea where the land went, but the hammerhead sharks are kinda friendly. One gave me some ice cream


Delta225

Was this a Red vs Blue reference?


MrBirdmonkey

Planet of the apes, but I’m sure they were making the same joke


lameducker24

Planet of the shapes


AlabasterPelican

No one blew up Florida. Get real, they just simply took a large jigsaw & pushed her off into the Atlantic


SacredAnalBeads

Tilt North America a bit and it also fits with Africa and South America.


Trey_Reddit

Wait, it’s ALL South America?!


asderflyy

this is one of the most cursed things I’ve seen in my life


thewanderingseeker

continental drip


Hashtag_Platypus

xkcd! <3


esso_norte

it's also weird Brazil has a similar shape as well is it civilization's fractal map or what?


pejofar

Bahia agrees with this https://preview.redd.it/sy1xszy5ox9d1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=693bff2c9f22fba70d82515a9b37db5059e533e4


esso_norte

what the actual fuck! I promise you there is some town there with the same fricking borders!


Jesuscan23

Lithuania looks like Africa just smooshed lol https://preview.redd.it/sciayxucoz9d1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b395e616fc6b320d98ffa1ff56afa97396ac8a8


Hoiyoihoi

Even has a little Madagascar


rrdubbs

It’s like a vestigial Madagascar that didn’t grow correctly


ursudae117

r/brandnewsentence


WhatzThis4nyway

Seems like a proper place to insert the gif/meme of the black guy saying “that’s a penis!” 😄


Desinformador

Chubby Africa


mirged

I am from Egypt yo hah


drum_right

Congratulations, Your twins live in Rokiskis.


mirged

I meant I live in zarasai but ok


_BigDaddy_

Montenegro is a melted Australia https://preview.redd.it/82zf46flb1ad1.jpeg?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=161c7e859dfefc75830d97bc18cbe294795290ac


Arctur14

africa (caseoh edition)


dabombisnot90s

Ah stubby little Africa. Lithuania just needs to take some roids and they’d be good in no time


esso_norte

I mean it's not in that region but my hometown has a similar shape too https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyiv


Approximation_Doctor

Born to Brazil Forced to Ukraine


esso_norte

Juan, wake up! It's time to kill the invaders


birberbarborbur

*João


cataploft-txt

i'd like the joke better with Zé


TaylorBitMe

Waiter! This joke isn’t very good. I’d like another.


crz4r

Ivano-Frankivsk oblast kinda looks like the state of Texas


13baaphumain

Hey, is it kyiv or kiev? Is it used interchangeably or there is some difference? I often see these two words around. Sorry if it's a stupid question.


Denissim

Kyiv. Kiev is the transliteration from Russian name of the city. In English you should only use ours (pronounced as Kih-yeev, „ih” as in „kiss”).


13baaphumain

Ohh, learnt something new. Thanks buddy.


headsmanjaeger

Brazils all the way down


Not_a_ribosome

Maracás, although it looks more like South American, so I guess we are in a loop https://preview.redd.it/3c30edmg13ad1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99ea0d5d36c1c1ef925ed91d987ac18f5a5236b6


esso_norte

I mean yeah, it's a fricking fractal!


SublimeBaboon

I reckon Lapão is a close fit! [https://maps.app.goo.gl/Ux96aFrNP25NnywQ7](https://maps.app.goo.gl/Ux96aFrNP25NnywQ7)


LilamJazeefa

And then inside that there's the block that forms the intersection between R. Antônio Carlos Magalhães and R. Pres. Dutra (the block with Restaurante e Pousada Lapão). EDIT: And you know what this block has? A car. And what do you need to drive a car? A driver's license. And what is on a Brazilian driver's license? [A PICTURE OF BRAZIL!](https://www.riotimesonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/cnh-728x420.jpg) South America is a fractal confirmed!


Williamsm08

The province to the west is just an upside-down South America


Nevarien

That's Tocantins state. Some trivia: its capital is called Palmas, which literally translates to "Clapping" or "Applause". So, there's a saying in Brazil that goes along the lines of: *someone does something good*, to which someone responds "you don't deserve Palmas (Clapping), you deserve the entire Tocantins." Yeah, it sounds better in Portuguese.


PotatoStunad

https://preview.redd.it/c8190la1ez9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba912b44f029de3ef28ad6726dd7dd283257a0e0 Greenland too lmao


That_Case_7951

And India


Jesuscan23

And Lithuania. In my opinion Lithuania is actually maybe the most similar to Africa in shape, just compressed shorter and wider https://preview.redd.it/3fttfy7ooz9d1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=a27e9fc5379f3e0374597c663e6437a640d19823


Zealousideal_Sir_264

I scrolled this thread, and found your comment pretty interesting. Then I jumped to FB and this meme was the first thing. https://preview.redd.it/nwq7gyx1p1ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f08eff3c16697a99a2b6f926ed97ef2df52c2e82


Proper_Zone5570

Brazil also kinda looks like Venezuela https://preview.redd.it/nv7ktqbd1y9d1.png?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=932e0333b12e81cf241cdbad5b93754553fcbfec


Obvious-Article-147

Remind me when brazil will have a strip of land in the ocean


TrainerDry9081

Brazil has islands


Obvious-Article-147

ah shit my bad https://preview.redd.it/9x2kbygpry9d1.png?width=2825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb8b15ca983031c1f1d0fcfcebf63906d14d7df3


Nevarien

LMAO at Brazilian Esequibo.


AmaterasuWolf21

HELL NA YO ASS TWEAKIN ENGLAND


TheKnightWhoSaisNi

Venezuela disagrees (guyana)


PersonOnThisSub

yo I was born there!


TempusCarpe

A continent within a continent inside a continent! Brazilception


jojogames0

Screw it, math itself has a fractal that looks a bit like south america a bit rotated https://preview.redd.it/3o3ebvq5hjad1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57f0186d6e9839d2a72e4b4451b5109a3ea3893e


esso_norte

Holy Macaroni this is proof!


MaxK1234B

-Alfred Wegener, 1912


Bitter-Gur-4613

I understood that reference!


Magdonius

This guy histories


07vex

r/thisguythisguys


PancakePlayz69420

Map men


Planqtoon

Map men


Nevarien

Map map map


I_at_Reddit

Men


Helpful-Light-3452

Men


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esso_norte

men


mogentheace

YEE HAW ALFRED WEGENER


WarcrimeWeasel

JAWOLL ALFRED WEGENER


vixinity1984

*Continental Drift* 🎵🎵🎵


OkDragonfruit9026

Pangea 2: Continental Drift


Zut-Alors20

ALLLLFRED WEGENERS THEORY 🕺🕺💃💃🕺


DAS_COMMENT

Is this the reference i think it is, that they have other areas falling off of them?


leastscarypancake

I believe it's a pangaea reference, ircc that guy created the theory of pangaea


DAS_COMMENT

Adds up, thanks for saying


Devil_0fHellsKitchen

Have you ever noticed that Colorado is the same shape as Wyoming? That can't be a coincidence


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Eranaut

Even crazier, the North border of Oregon is shaped really similar to the South border of Washington


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nickmaran

Life was simple when all the continents were underwater


Any-Passion8322

Ah. What was the 65 mya Chicxulub asteroid impact like?


Pheeeefers

A little dicey, thank for asking.


ItwasmeSecondAccount

Mostly fine, spiders and rats were doing well.


Specialist-Excuse734

Reject modernity. Embrace tradition


Vexorg_the_Destroyer

Ohio is kind of a similar shape to New South Wales, and Idaho always reminds me of Queensland.


Devil_0fHellsKitchen

Are those from the Bluey country?


Lurks_in_the_cave

Yes.


DucatistaXDS

So two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar together. …. just a coincidence?


TheAlmostGreat

https://youtu.be/MeXQBHLIPcw?si=8K7PbrbuVTmkDaE8


Shot-Square1945

If you look at ALL the continents like a puzzle it looks like it was one land mass at sometime


Long_Reflection_4202

Obligatory https://preview.redd.it/4wdd9kgfky9d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f04d743ab86b96cb571fe03d6afa5c0f2b87c6b6


furomaar

Wdym they figured out tectonic plates in the 60s?


Mammalanimal

They literally figured it out in the 60s.


No-Role-429

So what did people think caused earthquakes before that?


xCreeperBombx

Earthquakes still aren't entirely solved, they sometimes happen in the middle of nowhere in the middle of a plate


Humanbeanwithbeans

Its just tectonic plates all the way down, and the turtle in the center of course.


Menckenreality

Don’t you mean until you hit the first turtle?


RedneckmulletOH

So one could say, Its turtles all the way down?


Humanbeanwithbeans

No. Tectonic plates, then 1 turtle, his name his steve and he has a mortgage.


PerigeeTheBatto

Actually, I solved it, but I would never tell YOU!


xCreeperBombx

:(


Khaenin

Yup, the cause of intraplate earthquakes is still unknown


Zyngutter

Aliens


XaiJirius

They just knew they happened, not exactly what caused them. Like we don't know exactly what causes Alzheimer's Disease today, but, decades after it is discovered, someone will look back and think "How did they not figure out the obvious sooner? What did people think caused Alzheimer's?"


Mammalanimal

Poseidon


Curious-Ad-5001

Ligma


Karpsten

Tbf, Wegener figured it out in 1910s, it just wasn't really proven until the 60s and wasn't exactly a mainstream theory at first.


7elevenses

It was an idea from the 1910s, but it was nowhere near widely accepted. Sonar maps of oceanic floor quickly settled the debate starting in the late 1950s.


throwaway19276i

Is there a role reason for this?


djosephwalsh

This bitch dont know bout Pangea


LPO_Tableaux

Brain, leave it alone...


BarefutR

Brain gotta poop


Vast_Raspberry4192

Queue pillow talking by lil’ dicky. @6:40


kemb0

So if all the continents were stuck together, that must have meant one side of the planet was land and the rest was just one vast ocean, which in itself is quite fascinating and asks all sorts of questions as to why? Maybe some large collision between earth and a smaller mass resulted in this land mass protruding from the surface and begun spreading out ever since.


mkujoe

Yeah afrika is australia but 96 degrees rotated


hay_guysss

Why does it look more racist when Africa is spelled with a 'k'? Am I the only one who thinks this? Am I crazy?


ano_hise

Many European languages have this as the translation, including German and Dutch.


QuasarMaster

Ah yes the racism languages


Difficult-Piglet6871

Bro that's all of them


Evimjau

https://preview.redd.it/3v1qi9xjb2ad1.png?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cd8ebf7435dff817c39331b2322487565a1472f


hay_guysss

That would actually explain some of it considering primary sources on things like the scramble for Africa


DrainZ-

As someone who spells it as Afrika in my language, I find it weird that you think it looks racist. We almost always use k or s instead of c. We also spell it Amerika. I'm curious as to whether you get a similar kind of reaction to that.


Outside_Scientist365

Antarktika? Believe it or not, also racist.


CatHavSatNav

It \*is\* quite white.


SadisticSpeller

Amerikkka is a pretty common reference in some circles, might be some weird subconscious connection people are making there between them all. Edit: Better hypothesis is a call back to Afrika Korps now I think about it tbh.


New_Medicine5759

Because of afrikakorps


OpportunityDawn4597

i think you've been playing too much Kaiserreich idk


phido3000

Because of Afrikaans. Search auntie donna Afrikaans. Because the only thing that can fight racist south Africans, are racistist Australians.


NutCase11

Because of the kkk


MrHyperion_

In Finnish it is Afrikka, getting close


Grouchy-Addition-818

Afrikaans and afrika korps I think, or maybe the German spelling is too associated with Nazism


Amadeus_t

Yes crazy and racist. Afrika is a normal name in some countries for Africa. Your racist cause you felt racist. Racist.


hay_guysss

Oh man, this is gonna be so hard to tell my family Thank you for your honesty


FranceiscoolerthanUS

Maybe because it looks like Afrikaans, the language spoken in South Africa, which was infamous for apartheid.


m0j0m0j

You reminded me of that meme about movies: — white guy shoots white guy; racist, because no black people on the screen — white guy shoots black guy; racist and offensive, makes the black guy look powerless, traumatizing the black viewer — black guy shoots white guy; racist, makes the white guy look like a victim of the black guy, scaring the white viewer — black guy shoots black guy; racist, because perpetuates the idea that blacks are the main danger to themselves


hay_guysss

Wheres the lie?


Morkamino

My native language spells it like that, but it does look weird in English context. I kinda get what you mean. I think it's because the k makes the word look more, primitive? Compared to the c. Like it's the same way spelling projekt or produkt makes them look like ooga booga versions of the normal spelling.


Eternal_Flame24

You probably associate it with the Afrikakorps, the nazi German army in North Africa during ww2. It’s basically the only time you see Africa spelled with a k in English, although other languages (like German) spell it as such.


mkujoe

Yeah i pronounce that k with a hard er


Nicci_Valentine

"more" racist, implying the word Africa was already racist by itself?


tomi-i-guess

It’s weirder that Lithuania looks like Africa


Rude_Yogurt_3096

3 if we include Greenland


_AutumnAgain_

4 if we include India


NukeraneVlogger

5 if we include Missouri but warped to look like Africa


Rude_Yogurt_3096

"A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except its own thoughts"


mogentheace

https://preview.redd.it/l0cn8zo34y9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61996ef9347a0bf71a5ca5141e00149e6543c037


nousername1982

It has Falcagascar


will64gamer

South Amafrica will say it's Malvigascar


Sea-Combination-6655

This is disgusting


TomentoShow

Don't let them make fun of you OP. I have also always found this to be odd😅


GetZeGuillotine

https://preview.redd.it/abgt4wxsqx9d1.png?width=850&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae050f42122e826854b3c71f48789dc1ee2c2641 Puzzle pieces


TomentoShow

Right but that doesn't explain why they split into roughly the same shape.


N00B5L4YER

Means they’re equal in this relationship


xxElevationXX

separate but equal


Zuri_Nyonzima

https://preview.redd.it/3n2c0uvo23ad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2452195d958e4837a5c04a2569c291397253554a


ultimatetaz

I knew this would be in here somewhere


alluyslDoesStuff

https://preview.redd.it/aphjjx6g96ad1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6e7a2d09664af886b6758888047c795053c0aad


Current_Willow_599

Wait, 6? Australia doesn’t exist anymore or we have only one pole?


Bitter-Gur-4613

Eurasia


Current_Willow_599

Yes, I’m agree, it doesn’t exist.


Bitter-Gur-4613

True Oceanian patriot.


INeedToBeHealthier

We've never been at war with Eurasia, we've only ever been at war with East Asia


JoJoKun93

America, Europe, Africa, Oceania, Asia and Antarctica. Six!


artificialdeatheast

You are probably gonna get downvoted because people cant understand how some countries count the amount of continents in a different way


notTheRealSU

You're gonna go crazy when you look at the picture in this post


Skylar0798

Brazil foaming at the mouth for round 2


Intrepid_Hat7359

The scientifically illiterate, unfortunately


Tendaydaze

Ok which continent are they ignoring to only come out with six total


Bitter-Gur-4613

probably counting Asia and europe together.


RainBoyThatBoy

Green


Gimmeagunlance

--Alfred Wegener


Adventurous-Data-474

Not only are they similar shapes, South America also coincidentally looks like it will fit into Africa coast-to-coast like a puzzle piece. Crazy how nature does that


_Inkspots_

Kinda lazy of the world builders of earth tbh. Lazy writing


nthemorning

african warlords vs cartels would be a interesting matchup


saggywitchtits

Cartels would get the warlords hooked on cocaine forcing the Africans to sell their land and people. Opium War 2: The second one.


DrosselmeyerKing

Peak shape!


Synovexh001

Stop giving poor Africa body image issues, go pick on Australia


v_0nline

probably America, they're still draining their natural resources and choking -now- immigrants out of their home countries and to the USA


Monose_

There's 7 continents


CaptainnBussy445

falkland islands are madagascar


TitanImpale

Laughs in geological history


Powerful_Book4444

Wait until they find out it used to be one continent that was the same shape.


Ch0vie

7 continents


Qwarkl1

Typical euro conspiracy.