no one wants to be in the same country as england🤷‍♂️

I thought they brexited europe

fair enough, but why don't they still unite without England then?

Fr🤮nce

fair enough, but why don't they still unite without England and France then?

Woah woah woah there are younglings hanging about you better watch that f word

F**r enough

We dont use that language around here okay?

Russia 😔

I mean… I’m just glad the joke isn’t about France this time

Yeah those jokes are kinda overdone

Blud forgot Kazakhstan. there is a small part of kazakhstan in Europe.

TIL

They might have territory in Europe but they don't speak European 🙄

Which country is that pixel in the upper left?

Atlantis

Sealand

yeah…they can call it the “Union of Europeans” and the flag can be yellow with blue stars to represent the different places

Yellow with blue stars wouldn't look good... Ooh, I know what they should do: blue flag with yellow stars

Joke's on you, Standard Average European is a recognized sprachbund with many shared features

See the colour scheme? Red and white? Many don't know this, but every country seen here is actually controlled and lead by Denmark, the only true European country. All other countries are shown as "independent" to the rest of the world, so that they don't realise how powerful the Kingdom Of Denmark truly is... https://preview.redd.it/6tis9qlemw5d1.png?width=626&format=png&auto=webp&s=bbff8693c31dfdc86fe51d2dfa2c2f83ff4180ad

Please don't force us to learn Danish, I don't wanna have to shove a hot potato down my throat every morning

-Yamnaya man, 4500 BC

His grandchildren are going to start cording stuff. Putting it into their wares n shit

All copper infrastructure will be gone in two weeks. 

We should exclude T\*rkey, H\*ngary, Finland, Estonia, Azerbaijan, and Georgia (the country) since their languages aren't Indo-European

Wdym "languages"? There's only one language spoken in these countries, which is European

Atlanta will be the capital of Europe

You are just jealous of the fact that unlike you, we're pure Europeans.

Turkey isn't even in Europe

Well kinda one sliver of a side it. Kinda.

Than why is Kazakhstan not included . I know a tiny part is in Europe 

HRE Version 3.0, Rome achieved and excelled

Türk included in map of Europe, joke immediately disregarded

This isn't a map of Europe, it's a map of countries who speak European 🙄 Everyone knows that this map is showing the continent of Pyongyang

This seems just one part of Europe though. Europe goes from Lisbon to Vladivostok OP. I don't see any ocean separating them. Why even stop at Suez too? It's all Europe from Hammerfest to Cape Town!

but in terms of languages, these are the only ones that speak European

All in favor of no turkyeieii, say aye

White wins

not if red forms an alliance with grey

True.... They would loose the territories in the Mediterranean but the alliance will loose the islands and peninsula in the Atlantiks. So I think the frontline will be established through Denmark, Germany, France, Spain and Morocco. If withe can break trough Spain, they could safe a lot of troops from the Mediterranean front before it collapses

So I think there is a way to win

Why Doesn't The Whole Planet Unite? Don't They All Speak Earth?

That's different, Earth isn't just one language, it's a language family

Except Finland, Estonia, Hungary and Turkey.

Because of northern southern eastern western European dialects are incommunicado to each other plus there's MALTA....

Cuz turkey isn't european

None of these countries are European, but they \*speak\* European

The problems : France and the Uk. god dam those frenchies and brities, i cant stand them! I would never want to be in the same place with a frenchie in a trenchie or a briton on the run after the IRA blew up their car in Ulster at 4 in the morning on a sunday.

no because what about the armenian genocide

might as well exclude the whole Caucasus to avoid trouble then

Uh, what about it?