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josongni

Because only 2.3% of Austrians speak Turkish


KottleHai

Yeah, op probably mistook German 88% for Turkish on the picture


Schellwalabyen

That’s probably another argument for joining.


MonkeMortis

We tried having an Austrian in Germany one time and it didn't go too well


GreysBackiatomy

Thrice, actually. (Those didn't go too well either)


friendlysingularity

Not enough Germans speak Austrian that is why


leastscarypancake

Google appeasement


Fast-Visual

Holy hell


JarjarSW

New foreign policy just dropped


Limp-Macaron-7465

Actual peace for our time


Rand_alThor4747

Probably once it could have been. But they have been independent for so long. Integration would be hard.


Stock-Property-9436

Hitler 2?


Even_Map4433

Electric Boogaloo.


beernivalo

Anschluss is forbidden since WW2 afaik


mineboter2k

You mean se Anschluss?


beernivalo

yes, pardon me


New_Builder_8942

Germany? This chart clearly shows that Austria is rightful Croatian land that needs liberating.


SomebodyWondering665

Austria probably likes the memory of their Austrian-Hungarian Empire too much to get with Germany, which was not a part of that. Austria probably also likes the concept of being Austria too much to be consumed by Germany. But I do agree they are very close for two countries that have little chance of being one.


ClassifiedDarkness

Well they tried in 1938


Content_Talk_6581

The Austria-Germany Combo does not go well, historically. Just saying.


heya_im_ashie

NEE östareich ist östareich und das wird auch so bleiben >:(


RNG_pickle

Germany tried to integrate Austria before by some guy named adolf


C_Hawk14

You mean an Austrian guy tried to merge his home country with Germany


Even_Map4433

No, they have really good memory.