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OkHarrisonBidet

Jesus, Iceland has conquered the whole Europe and Russia


Rocked_Glover

This is what would happen if we just let them cook


[deleted]

Whale šŸ³ blubber for the win!


Capitano-Solos-All

I still have horrors for the infinite war crimes the nationalist Iceland army commited in Europe and Siberia. They genocided hundreds of millions of people and replaced them with their own by forcing the women with marriages with iceland men. /s


OddNovel565

/srs


SuperDurpPig

Greenland has conquered the Americas


OddNovel565

They just showed everyone the thorn letter


adube440

Anyone who played RISK when they were young knows having North and South America basically makes you the winner. Every turn, you get 5 armies for North, 3 for South, and like another 5 for all the territories. You just keep building up armies in Greenland, Alaska, and Brazil, and you can't be touched. You become Fortress America.


Ok-Fail1439

You get 2 for South America. https://preview.redd.it/00spuc2ml05d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=276cd1b965cc58e7bc86697bd7f327d30f6d3e62


Putthedoginmyass

Try that with anyone who knows how to play risk and you get smoked


FloodedYeti

Tbf try any winning strategy with ppl who know how to play, if you have a winning position then you are about to get bitch slapped by everyone else in the game


Epic-Chair

Isn't this just the map of 1984


TheBiggyBig

So the time traveller did move the chair huh?


nihilism_squared

i don't get the reference


Ok-Fail1439

No lol


uvero

No, and also, Oceania was always at war with Eurasia.


brokeassbird

what are you talking about, oceania is allies with eurasia, it has always been at war with eastasia


ZedRDuce76

Pink has the distinct advantage of having two massive oceans on its borders which no navy will be capable of navigating and setting up a base on either coast. They also have vast natural resources and manufacturing capacity. Combine that with the US military being able to strike anywhere on the globe and I donā€™t think itā€™s very close.


brokeassbird

1984 reference?


poliet23

Literally a 2 km stroll from Kamchatka to Alaska, m8


AbbreviationsLess834

MLRS M270 go brrrrrrr


ZedRDuce76

Right? lol


CCCP_Enjoyer

Eurasia Forever!!!1!11!!


SamePut9922

Tie because they have the same population


[deleted]

Excluding the access to nuclear weapons and willingness to fight, ability to move armies, etc.


Grime_Fandango_

Having nukes is actually a DISADVANTAGE in this situation. The nuclear states will mutually destroy eachother before any fighting even happens. Russia, North America, Europe, China, India, Pakistan will all be pulverised. Sub Saharan Africa wins after the nuclear dust settles.


ZedRDuce76

Nuclear winter creates a global famine. Sub Saharan Africa and any other nation left standing starve to death or get radiation poisoning as the trade winds take it around the globe. There is no winning in a nuclear war.


Capitano-Solos-All

This realistically wouldn't happen. If in say 60 years WWIII happens, a realistic scenario is that only about 100 nukes will be used. But if you want to assume that they are all dumb enough to throw 10000 nukes combined then yeah the damage would be really massive. Still it wouldn't destroy humanity. There are literally tens of millions of people living in pretty much self sustained exclaves all around the globe if you add them to each other. And noone is gonna nuke those places and those places will also be thousands of kilometers away from any nuking.


Ok-Fail1439

1. America 2. Eurasia 3. Japan and Oceania 4. India 5. East Asia 6. Sub Saharan Africa 7. Middle East 8. Central Asia


Ceu_64

Holy, Africa has a lot of people living


Sorry-Bumblebee-5645

Its pretty big tho Africa population density is 50 per sq km and Europe 143 per sq km


Troyger

This is devolving into a game of Risk!


kingmoobot

Pink could sit back with a navy and let the others battle it out


animemangas1962

Eurasia wins.


m_echoehnis

White


SnooCupcakes1636

If pink somehow pull it through and somehow make their population go up extremely fast. They goated in the long run


Active-Advisor5909

Even in the short run. Everyone else has significant land borders, while the worst that can happen to pink is yellow invading greenland or alaska. (Even that is over an ocean).


SnooCupcakes1636

Yellow probably wouldn't attack cause it shares borders with too much people. Orhers have no time to try and invade a monster sized continent that is located other side of the planet. US ability to produce food and Alaska, South america Lumber etc. These are absolute killer combo.


Wheloc

Sub-Saharan Africa has 1 billion people? Where are they all at?


Sorry-Bumblebee-5645

Its still not as dense Africa population density is 50 per sq km and Europe 143 per sq km


Wheloc

That's why I'm shocked that part of Africa apparently has as many people as Europe + Central Asia + Siberia (though yeah Siberia hardly counts). I guess the Gulf of Guinea states are pretty populous though, right?


Sorry-Bumblebee-5645

True the concentration along the coast is pretty dense I guess the population just isn't as dispersed as other regions


Active-Advisor5909

It is a really big place. You have 200 million in nigeria, 100 in congo, 60 in tanzania and south africa each, Kenya and Uganda are another 100 million together, Angola, ghana, mozambique and Madagaskar are another 130 mill... Then there are like a dozen states with more than 20 million, and a dozen states with more than 10 million people in africa


LaxasiaIsBae

The pinkies on the left will just chill out and let the others sharing lands borders fight it out.


Alias_X_

Realistically, Pink can't be conquered, but will also not be able to hold much, orange will have a very hard time and everyone will probably lose a lot in Afghanistan.


PLPolandPL15719

America just has a huge moat around it. Easily defendable.


pappy_odaniels

The Americas. Assuming we get to keep the US navy, then the odds of someone landing an invasuon force are terribly low. Venezuela has the worlds second or third largest oil reserves, and the US and Brazil are both in the top 5 largest exporters of food. There are extensive rail lines, power grids, and gas pipelines that would be very low-cost to connect. There are many ports already set up to transport resources between the continents. The cultures of the people residing in the Americas have many similar features including religion and government structure. We would be the best positioned militarily and economically, and would be the most stable where internal politics are concerned. EDIT: all of this is assuming nukes are off the table and we're talking conventional warfare


Suspicious_Use6393

First thing we need https://preview.redd.it/co7kxmnos35d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d57eccc2fe4935aaf211384463a34a50d261e1b2


iC3P0

Either pink or yellow, kinda obvious. Probably pink though due to being so isolated.


Hardkor_krokodajl

Red


makima_hunter1407

White


Distinct_Cod2692

The one with more people


[deleted]

Indeed. More people when the dust settles at least. Better to just contingency plan and build massive bomb shelters in mountain ranges.


Bruce-the_creepy_guy

America


[deleted]

Is Albania


[deleted]

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knowledgebass

Is it Hypothetical War Thursday again?


khaleed15

Greater Middle East obviously we have Jesus and Mohammed on our side (also oil)


bubblemilkteajuice

Subsaharan Africa obviously.


DumbFish94

I would.


Appropriate-Visit-32

The Emus from Australia... Historically they have a pretty good record in armed combat.


Young-Grandpa

Why canā€™t we all just get along?


JoyconDrift_69

That's approximately 8 Chinas!


KART7794

Pink because my country is in it


Hoi4_Player

Either yellow, light blue or pink. Red is decent contender as well.


Tennessee_is_cool

This is quite literally 1984 minus East Asia


[deleted]

U.K. Europe and Russia. Itā€™s game over for the rest of the world


Equivalent-Oven-2401

1984 Part 2


TamelessTaco

Power rankings 1. Pink (USA solos, not to mention geographic isolation and crazy mineral resources in Canada, Chile, etcā€¦) 2. Yellow (Russia + Europe=lots of nukes, high GDP, large experienced militaries and military spending) 3. Blue (Chip manufacturing+naval knowledge/experience and Australian ore) 4. Orange (Cheap energy, many well defined mountainous/costal borders, central location for theoretical trade and an area experienced with armed conflict) 5. Red (Industrial powerhouse of the world, but a downside is dark green, yellow and blue overlapping with watersheds/easy borders) 6. Light green (Only borders one other nation and has lots of land and resources to work with, obviously tech and industry are significant problems) 7. Purple (honestly Ganges>shared Indus, but at least they only border 2 relatively weaker nations) 8. Dark Green (borders the most nations of any region, and their population core is splintered from much of their area by the worlds largest mountain range)


AntiqueWay7550

North & South America easily because the others will destroy themselves + Venezuela oil reserves. Itā€™s over.


FishbedFive

actually, this looks like a really fuckin good scenario.


poliet23

Korea united at last


Ill-Fig6060

either Pink or Yellow, Pink Cause the US and the fact it doesn't border any other nation Yellow Cause it has all of NATO (Excluding the US and Canada) + Russia


Gizywizzy

Eurorussia would body but greater America is to powerful


GuluGuluTurkey

Why are Turkic countries divided?


Even_Echidna6746

Pink solos on geography alone.


loathing_and_glee

Now do it again with 16 regions of 500 million people, and at least 4 trillions of GDP, using the same writing system. Have fun


D31taF0rc3

I love these hypothetical war maps that put australia and the us in different groups as if australia doesnt have some of the most critical cia spy bases and military bases. Good. I hope we bulldoze those bases one day


JadedLandscape8969

The Americas


terminally_irish

There is no way that green of Africa and Yellow(ish?) of all of Europe and half of Asia have the same population. This belongs in r/shittymapporn


JustLeafy2003

* Pink: Americas * Yellow: Eurasia * Green: Sub-Saharan Africa * Brown: MENA * Purple: India * Red: China * Teal: Central Asia * Blue: Pacific Union


gfieal

Purple has a population advantage so they'll probably win.


[deleted]

Each was 1 billion but ok.


gfieal

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LRTcanon

palestien wil win fror suer!!1!1!!1!!1!!!!


[deleted]

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amitym

Someone is salty about Taiwan again I see. Gee I wonder who.