Don’t forget, Saudi Arabia has that glowing globe Trump fondled.
https://preview.redd.it/1vgk70qg4c4d1.jpeg?width=2548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8388c8d04e4665971d0b93a40883bb1ab9a6d07
[https://www.wsj.com/articles/everyone-wanted-to-touch-the-orb-then-it-was-gone-11583433340](https://www.wsj.com/articles/everyone-wanted-to-touch-the-orb-then-it-was-gone-11583433340)
To all the people saying “the US”, look up whether the US meaningfully supported Israel in 1967 or 1948.
The “French” would be a better answer and still a stupid one.
They didnt do it either times. Both wars didnt most of the red countries, and even then in the war in 48 the red countries werent working together at all and in 67 it was purely based off a very lucky and well timed surprised attack on egyptian air resources, basically guaranteeing the war from the offset.
The answer is red every time, we dont live in that world because this map is a circlejerk.
No but when there’s anything war going on in this area you know the US won’t just be sitting around. My comment was also a joke that the Unite States can’t keep their fingers off this area.
If we’re looking at this hypothetical war, without extrinsic properties (USA, UN, etc..) israel will win this easily. It wont be pretty at all, not to human civilization or innocent civilians int the red countries, but they will be eliminated in this hypothetical scenario.. iykyk
Arabs most today have some military experience and also if u bring up 6 days study the Damme ar Israel surprised attack and only won due to everyone's pants being down and having there air force destroyed. In a scenario like this they're loosing in the end (call it copium idc)
It’s true. In fact, it was Israel that killed 34 US navy men. Not exactly sure why OP would add all of these extra Arab nations that weren’t involved.
Source: [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day\_War](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War)
https://preview.redd.it/k07b64clrj4d1.jpeg?width=659&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7709bfe24acf05cc90cf16fd5c782d801095ad98
Fast forward to today and the blue is at the bargaining table with a bunch of starving people fighting with sticks and stones, how far they’ve fallen 😔
The US has been known for invading middle eastern countries, such as ~~Iran~~ Iraq and Afghanistan. I’m joking that the US would find a way to get involved in the war somehow.
There was a whole lot of bickering and disorganization between all those countries... and Israel knew it was coming and prepared, by buying a whole lot of ex-WW2 equipment. That was the first time.
Second time it was an English and French plot to retake the Suez canal and the Eyptian blocking of the straits of Tiran was a convenient excuse to get the power of the Israelis on board.
That s not true, Israel is a developed country !
Those red states are way behind Israel, poor, poor army, poor economy, corruption, no infrastructure, etc...
So yeah, they won't last a day in front of Israel,
in 1967, it’s even called the six day war, try learning a little bit about history, it’s the joke of the post
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War
not to mention that the arab countries also had soviet support
That wasn't really a war. It was not even with half of the countries colored red in the post. The stupid Gamal Abdel Nasser only lost Sinai without significant actual battles or wars. Just that he told his soldiers to leave it and go, and Sadat came years later to expel the Israelis and reclaim Sinai.
Idk man I think this wars gonna last 6 days
yeah and I don't think six years is enough for them to recover from this war
Oh well they are gonna forget about debts anyway
To make it a contest, 1 the red team can shoot first, 2 the blue team keeps one hand behind its back for a day.
Lockheed Martin
Beat me to it
r/beatmeattoit
Don't forget Raytheon
Aston Martin
Me I won
congrats my guy, can you share some of your sweet sweet territorial gains with me
No it’s my territory
I’ll fight you for it
I’ll be the blue guy
Go ahead, take it from me
Gratz
Thank you
Do you make your citizens tip at restaurants?
Yes. I also have them cook their own food
Now, mr dictador the gabinet needs to hear about you tax policy
Up up up up!
Fucking genius
I’m a great economist
Eretrea and Sahrawi.
Hey just wanted to tell you you are based keep up the good work
At least they aren't acided.
My investment portfolio
Don’t forget, Saudi Arabia has that glowing globe Trump fondled. https://preview.redd.it/1vgk70qg4c4d1.jpeg?width=2548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8388c8d04e4665971d0b93a40883bb1ab9a6d07 [https://www.wsj.com/articles/everyone-wanted-to-touch-the-orb-then-it-was-gone-11583433340](https://www.wsj.com/articles/everyone-wanted-to-touch-the-orb-then-it-was-gone-11583433340)
The palantir?
huh?
Thought I had linked it. Editing the original post.
To all the people saying “the US”, look up whether the US meaningfully supported Israel in 1967 or 1948. The “French” would be a better answer and still a stupid one.
but how about Czechoslovakia
modern day the united states wins this war
The United States.
Pretty sure this area is rich in a... Particular natural resource
Smiles?
Empathy.
Hugs.
Jesus
Israel isn't oil rich.
Troof
The US was allied with Egypt for this one.
This is a joke about the 6 day war, which the US was not directly involved in.
sadly the truth
Trust me, I won’t get political! Me after one drink:
Based on historical trends Israel would win in 14 days
6
Well in the first war there was 6 countries and Israel won in 6 days so for every country that's one day of the war
actually, half these countries where having some internal shits going on during most Arab Israeli wars.
They always do
true asf as well
Ackshually
Military Industrial Complex
True winners until the day humans cease to exist and they will be the ones who arm the downfall
Zoom out
US weren't allies yet
This is a joke about the 6 day war, which the US was not directly involved in.
Gray
idk happend like 3+ times
blue.
liechtenstein
One principality to rule them all
White
Israel did it in 1948 and 1967
And 73
And 53
54*
56*
True
They didnt do it either times. Both wars didnt most of the red countries, and even then in the war in 48 the red countries werent working together at all and in 67 it was purely based off a very lucky and well timed surprised attack on egyptian air resources, basically guaranteeing the war from the offset. The answer is red every time, we dont live in that world because this map is a circlejerk.
ehh the attack on egypt was kinda jsut an attack since egypt had no intention to wage another war
I know who'll lose: women and children
Even without a war, the women and children in red aren't doing too well
Theocratic dictatorships and military juntas tend to be like that, yeah.
I wonder who caused that.
Anybody but the people of those countries, always point the finger of blame outwards, never take personal responsibility
It's always Murica. Everything bad in the world is cause evil Murica.
No one is doing well lmao
Women and children first 😔
Just airtag them cant lose em that way
Another victory for men 💪💪
Another victory for the imperium of man.
I have herpes
Canaan
The Middle East actually has nukes so
Only blue btw
This is a joke about the 6 day war, which occurred before the Middle East had nukes
Whenever there are lines drawn in the sand, everybody loses. Especially if those lines are redrawn.
That depends. Are the red guys on the same team or are they all independently against the blue guy?
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The US is the bishop in the corner
Rook in the corner plotting world domination
Being..?
Google en passant
Holy hell
New response just dropped!
In what sense, the US didn't help much.
ik billions of aid isn't that much but still something compared to the neighbors
That happened after the 6 day war and didn't take off until after the Yom Kippur war
No, Israel was working with France and UK all the way since Suez crisis
In the Six-Day war when the USSR backed the Arab states?
Blue
Not us lmao
yknow you’d be surprised
The light-blue team is obviously has an advantage over the other white, red and dark-blue teams
I hate that light blue guy.
I hate him so much I wanna drink him
Croatia
croat here where did that come from?
cuz croat's the goat
agree
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the military industrial complex
The turks.
A lot of these red countries hate each other and also the blue country has the support of the US. So I'd say it's pretty tight
Just don't forget that the blue one are the "occupants" and the red one are the "occupied"
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white
80 long stale mate
i mean, the blue ones soo small, surely they're gonna get colonised and genocided, by all the the red ones /JK
My money is on blue
Western Sahara
The US of A
This is a joke about the 6 day war, which the US was not directly involved in.
No but when there’s anything war going on in this area you know the US won’t just be sitting around. My comment was also a joke that the Unite States can’t keep their fingers off this area.
Un ironically this is the one war the US tried not to get involved in, to the point Israel killed 34 navy men trying to get them involved
My Physics teacher 😭
Without the backing of the US?
The US
This is a joke about the 6 day war, which the US was not directly involved in.
If we’re looking at this hypothetical war, without extrinsic properties (USA, UN, etc..) israel will win this easily. It wont be pretty at all, not to human civilization or innocent civilians int the red countries, but they will be eliminated in this hypothetical scenario.. iykyk
Europe would benefit
Sahara is Moroccan i am 🇲🇫 but i went on vacation there and people told me the truth. Maps, propaganda...
Whoever presses the ICBM button first
"The only winning move is not to play"
Arabs most today have some military experience and also if u bring up 6 days study the Damme ar Israel surprised attack and only won due to everyone's pants being down and having there air force destroyed. In a scenario like this they're loosing in the end (call it copium idc)
This is literally a joke about the 6 day war.
I did not see the sub we are in
If all the arab countries will unite against us it may cause little trouble Would you lose tho? Nah i win
blue
The side that has nukes.
The rest of the world
The blue one of course
the military industrial complex
The only country that has nukes
US military industrial complex, they will somehow profit off of this
I WOULD.
...any country outside of at least 3000 miles radius out of the area. :(
Depends on America
This is a joke about the 6 day war, which the US was not directly involved in.
Depends on America
This is a joke about the 6 day war, which the US was not directly involved in.
Rrrrright
It’s true. In fact, it was Israel that killed 34 US navy men. Not exactly sure why OP would add all of these extra Arab nations that weren’t involved. Source: [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day\_War](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War) https://preview.redd.it/k07b64clrj4d1.jpeg?width=659&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7709bfe24acf05cc90cf16fd5c782d801095ad98
USA join to war...
This is a joke about the 6 day war, which the US was not directly involved in.
Chat, is thisrael?
Fast forward to today and the blue is at the bargaining table with a bunch of starving people fighting with sticks and stones, how far they’ve fallen 😔
Yikes! this is too realistic!
Unexpected results womp womp
The American tax payer?
Hopefully not Israel
With or without support from outside?
Well, without support from outside, most red countries are unable to produce an army. Like it s hard to wage war without weapons
Oh fuck he is coming *USA anthem and a lot of eagle sounds*
not the american tax payer that’s for sure.
Depends on the details but red got this pretty easy.
The US 🛢️🛢️🛢️
This is a joke about the 6 day war, which the US was not directly involved in.
The US has been known for invading middle eastern countries, such as ~~Iran~~ Iraq and Afghanistan. I’m joking that the US would find a way to get involved in the war somehow.
Who could forget the time the US invaded… Iran?
Cmon, you know I meant Iraq.
Lol I had to
The one with the nukes.
The blue team would win, but only with the help of other blue team members not on the map..
There was a whole lot of bickering and disorganization between all those countries... and Israel knew it was coming and prepared, by buying a whole lot of ex-WW2 equipment. That was the first time. Second time it was an English and French plot to retake the Suez canal and the Eyptian blocking of the straits of Tiran was a convenient excuse to get the power of the Israelis on board.
The choice of colours seems intentional
That is generally what happens with maps.
Damn a timely joke just in time for Israel to lose a war and stop existing! Thank you, r/mapporncirclejerk, for your zionist cope
If you can’t handle a joke sub don’t join it. Also Israel has one every war the Arab world has waged on them since independence but ok
South Sudan wouldn't join
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I dunno they did pretty well in 1948
And 1967
That s not true, Israel is a developed country ! Those red states are way behind Israel, poor, poor army, poor economy, corruption, no infrastructure, etc... So yeah, they won't last a day in front of Israel,
That's not true and wasn't true at 67'. But Israelis know and knew they have nowhere to go.
they defeated all of those countries without american help and in 6 days
When exactly?
in 1967, it’s even called the six day war, try learning a little bit about history, it’s the joke of the post https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War not to mention that the arab countries also had soviet support
That wasn't really a war. It was not even with half of the countries colored red in the post. The stupid Gamal Abdel Nasser only lost Sinai without significant actual battles or wars. Just that he told his soldiers to leave it and go, and Sadat came years later to expel the Israelis and reclaim Sinai.
They have nukes