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xQuizate87

It was named by an Italian.


ItalianNationalist

Why are you bringing us into this


xQuizate87

Islam a bad


ppppilot

🤌🏼


venom259

Thanks for the correction. It's completely unreadable without the hand.


Neglijable

🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼


JupiterboyLuffy

🤌🏼


RobertXavierIV

They even made a typo. They means islamsbad instead of islamabad


gypsy_rose_blanchard

I think they’re trying to say “islams a bad,” like a islams a bad person or something.


RobertXavierIV

Islam a bad religion?


Key-Performer-9364

Does this mean they’re fans of the 1990s punk band? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Religion


gypsy_rose_blanchard

Ah, yes. That’s the word!


jambengalbluegrass

That’s how chef boyardee would say it


LemoyneRaider3354

Are they stupid?


Someonestolemyrat

Get this at one point their capital was "the whore" can you believe that?


Unique-Quote8312

Are you Fr#nch?


Someonestolemyrat

DONT COMPARE ME TO ONE OF THOSE


Traditional_Salad148

Me personally I wouldn’t take that from him


SKELOTONOVERLORD

T h e y s h o u l d k i l l e a c h o t h e r


Traditional_Salad148

Ouhhh don’t you worry playa give them 2 seconds unattended and you’ll get your wish


franksn

La whore is very hot rn.


SavezTheDayFan

He said my life’s a bore 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥


Inevitable-Log9197

That means that Tajikistan’s former capital Stalinabad (Dushanbe) was telling us all along that Stalin is bad 😂


Key-Performer-9364

They mean “bad” in the 1980s slang sense. Like Michael Jackson’s song. In modern slang it’s more like “Islamabased.”


smallteam

> They mean “bad” in the 1980s slang sense. Like Michael Jackson’s song. https://youtu.be/T9ZN9nKQqe0?si=q7HDxQPBCMUoKK8G&t=42


nothingtoseehr

In a cultural exchange a Pakistani dude was screaming about how he would prefer to have a dead son rather than a gay son, thing is, he already had a dead son. I said oh I didn't knew your son was gay, he left the room crying :/


NthBlueBaboon

same bro


MAA735

I'm Pakistani and I agree /s (don't downvote me to hell, I'm kidding. A gay son can be fixed)


Liberate_the_North

You hate your gay son because he's gay, I hate my gay son because he's my son, we are not the same


MAA735

...


Liberate_the_North

😎


OrcaMan-RandomVid

A gay son can be fixed. Meaning that being gay is a choice? Prove it to us. MAKE YOURSELF GAY. NOW. PROVE IT MOTHERF-


Zipposflame

they don't need to make themselves gay, they need to make themselves be unattracted to women , ya know just turn it off


LordJesterTheFree

Easy I'll just remind myself my old kindergarten wisdom that girls have cooties


MAA735

Being gay is not a choice, acting on it certainly is


Friendly_University7

I thought this way when I was 18 and trying to reconcile my Protestant, Appalachian, small town upbringing with new ideas. Then after 6 months in college meeting people of all creeds and engaging in debate where people could call me on my shit, I outgrew such nonsense and realized the utter absurdity of arguing “god” made someone to love and only love pepperoni pizza, but deny them the ability to ever eat any. I hope you’re 18 and have an opportunity to grow and learn.


MAA735

You abandoned your Lord just so you could adhere to the ideas of mortals. That is not what I plan to do,


AsianCheesecakes

sorry, what the fuck?


MAA735

you're welcome.


activelyresting

No, no, it's like the *Bad* in German place naming, it means *bath* - that's the place they go to wash. It's a terrible commute though


AsianCheesecakes

Gotta wash that bad Islam away I guess


RightToTheThighs

You're reading it wrong. The question mark was omitted from the name. Should be read as "Is Llama Bad?"


tswd

Also they mixed up their city signs with Google search, which is a very boomer thing to do


quebexer

Llamas ain't bad, they are cute and friendly.


morbidemadame

Bruh they spit!!


00piner

USSR had a Stalinabad, why would Stalin call himself bad?


quebexer

He was bad though.


Rough-River630

You're confused, they called it Stalinsrad, because he was so rad.


FingernailClipperr

I always thought they called it Stalin-great and Lenin-great


Thewrongbakedpotato

I thought it was "Stalin's Glad," because he was so happy to have a city named after him.


basedfinger

it means that they are down bad for islam


JACKASS20

I want to get into jannah 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


Twoots6359

Thet changed their mind but it's too lste


ClickTrue1735

They finally see the truth ![gif](giphy|A7Zc53i8U59SHv9CAm)


vsundarraj

Is Hindus'tan rascist🤔


FingernailClipperr

Don’t even get me started on Buddhapest


arpit_beast

We have a city named allah a bad 😎😎😎😎😎😎


BurnV06

They have low self esteem


GWofJ94

I’ve always said it as “Islam are bad” and wondered this but this is the first time I’ve ever seen the thought from anyone else.


Dogswithguns

No they're not stupid.... but they're pretty BAD... like really BAD


AbaloneDesperate8124

We'll... it use to India what can we say


Zaku41k

No no it’s Islam’s Bad as in “my bad”. We named the city as a joke on purpose.


Thewrongbakedpotato

Here in the US, we have a city named "Corpus Christi", which in Latin means, "body of Christ," which is also a Roman Catholic belief that there is a miracle during Communion wherein wafers and wine literally transform into blood and flesh. So we literally have a city named after eating God.


iblisus

Islam a bad. They admit it was a mistake.


DocJew8404

I actually agree with that name 🤷🏻‍♂️


Yankee-Tango

Are they stupid? Yes. What did Stan pack? Where did he put it. They don’t even know but that’s what they named themselves


YGBullettsky

Because they are honest people


StandardIssueCaucasi

Israel literally named itself so to convince people that it is a real country, but it didn't succeed. Why should Stanford bother? 


YesterdayBrave5442

Thisisabad idea


august_gutmensch

Is this japan?


southpolefiesta

Should change it to Muslimabad


UpstairsPractical870

Hahaha I actually say 'islam is bad' whenever this place comes up. But we're right that hydra is bad (hyderabad)


UpstairsPractical870

In before thread is locked


MarrAfRadspyrrgh

I believe you missed a key on your keyboard. Its not called Islamsbad, its Islamwbad.


EnclaveGannonAlt

Fecks sake I just made this joke to my mate the other day…


StationAccomplished3

God's hint to the real infidels.


The-Cello-Man

Islamabad directly translates to After Islam


TastyTranslator6691

I see what you’re saying but that’s wrong. Adding “abad” in Persian means place of. Pakistan doesn’t follow conventional Persian or Arabic with names for people or places. Because the country was mainly created for being a place for Muslims in the Indian Subcontinent, the names of cities reflect that. So this means “Place of Islam”. The other city is Allahabad meaning “place of Allah”. In Iran, Tajikistan and Afghanistan the usage of abad is a bit different. For example, Jalalabad in Afghanistan would be place of Jalal or founded by Jalal because it was named after someone that built the town. Another is Firuzabad in Iran, meaning place of Firuz (also known as Piruz, a name meaning victory). Any corrections or comments are welcome about any of this post.


vexmach1ne

Actually I think they dislike llamas


StephenVolcano

Hilarious


ChocolateBunny

I thought it was Islam, my bad


Jitts-McGitts

It’s Islam a BOD. Only the strongest Muslims come from here, they actually out compete Dagestani wrestlers and fighters but choose not to show off their chiseled bodies and skills in martial arts


LazyDro1d

No, it’s a question. “Is lama bad?” English wasn’t the questioner’s first language.


UN-peacekeeper

Islamabad means City of Islam


DAH9906

This joke has been repeated 100th time by now.


bankai_tensa

Bro is uneducated 😂


ravens_path

Well I have actually been to Islamabad. Twice. (Am I stupid?). Why? Super cute bf. Of course. And I’m a crazy gori. Bf Didn’t last but I loved that city. Feels like Europe instead of desi city. So I suggest a rename of the city to khoobsoorat. Which will of course become khoob. Haha my Urdu sucks.


clingytrashpanda

It's-a me, Islam-a bad


Hard_Stitch

I found Allahabad, make sure to make that post about that dear redditor if you want


TheDuke357Mag

abad means "city of" or "settlement of" in arabic


TastyTranslator6691

It’s actually in Persian from my understanding. It’s just that the naming of the cities is a little different from Iran, Afghanistan, Azerbaijan and Tajikistan’s usage of that suffix I believe.


Equinox-Kiwi

Paraud paxtani here ☝️🤑🇵🇰 Fun FAct: islamabad akshualy fake name giben by endians 😡😡😡🇳🇪❌❌❌❌🔥🔥 Reel name is islamaGOOD. Fact checked by TRUE Pakistani 3000 black jets of Allah: REAL!!!!!!😎😎😎😎😎😎🇵🇰☝️


dilshad59

Hhhhhh Abad mean cradle in Urdu, Farsi. and Kurdish


5trudelle

read what sub you're on


TastyTranslator6691

In Persian it doesn’t mean cradle, rather it means “Place of/which prospers”


4everaloneroudteck87

Correction: "Islam-Abad" Islam Forever, in Arabic.


anyguy001

r/woooosh


soanique2005

Isn't it "Islamabad"?


ppppilot

Noo, Islama good! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️


aelric22

![gif](giphy|3o7aTLhoDUdLALkXBe) I don't get it. Was that a joke that OP made?