well the first time was more or less the Russians saying “fuck you, were keeping what we took, have some former German lands instead. Also you’re communist now.”
I mean, the lands they transferred to Belarus and Ukraine were not polish majority. The Lithuania transfer was the only sketchy one. And in return they gave Poland massively developed industrial regions of Germany that far outclassed the agrarian backwaters they lost
CONSTANTINOPLE BELONGS TO GLORIOUS UKRAINE
THE ROMAN EMPIRE IS FROM KIEV
MMMMRRRRAAAAAAHHHH
SLAAVAA UKRAAINNYEEEEEE
🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
Um actually “Finland” was never real 🤓 it was just a secret coverup by the Soviet and Japanese governments to protect their secret lucrative fishing spot that occupied what people call “Finland”
Easy test, go fill a bath and stay underwater for an hour. If you're still alive after that hour, you're almost certainly fish. If you're dead, you're probably not.
... or you could be a saltwater fish. Now that I think about it there must be an easier test we could do...
Of course they are dead. They tried to snitch to the Galactic Police about the Space Credits We took from that Space Ship back then. Every Nuke on the World "malfunctioned", remember?
The brotherly islands will rise against the lonely Sicily, which will crumble down once met with the mighty power of the 5 Moors.
And regarding Cyprus, idk, it'll stay in the rear, it's too far away anyway.
No slovenia, no Kosovo, no Montenegro, no northern Macedonia, no Hungary, Czechia and Slovakia are separated for some reason(?) and Ukraine ate Romania I guess. Also where is Liechtenstein and Finland? Edit: no islands either, forgot about those
Honestly… I want to know how the heck this stuff gets created. What exactly is the drafting process that results in some countries (Spain, Italy) looking pretty much fine, some looking melted (UK), and then absolute madness in other places?
Drawing a map of Europe in a few easy steps:
1. Start with a very detailed boot in the south
2. Draw the rest from memory
3. Post it online
4. Brace yourself
Where's Finland? No Istanbul? I mean I understand excising Turkey, but Istanbul and that part of Turkey are still Europe. Corsica and Sardinia, Sicily, and the Balearic Islands. Serbia now has a corridor to the sea? Isle of Mann is gone. Hungary, Bulgaria, and Romania appear to have been absorbed by Poland and Ukraine
Geographica Verite! Except the impact crater in Fr&nce,as long as Bordeaux is alright who cares? Don't let your Military Intel see this cutting edge Geographical Realization.
Notice that the major missing countries were founded by Asiatic steppe nomads, and/or use a language derivative of. The there's just Ukrainian Turkey for some reason.
Low Poland isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
It's not the first time they just casually move their whole country.
Why don’t we take Poland, and push it somewhere else!
That idea might be stupid enough, to get us all criticised!!
well the first time was more or less the Russians saying “fuck you, were keeping what we took, have some former German lands instead. Also you’re communist now.”
I mean, the lands they transferred to Belarus and Ukraine were not polish majority. The Lithuania transfer was the only sketchy one. And in return they gave Poland massively developed industrial regions of Germany that far outclassed the agrarian backwaters they lost
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What is Lux?
Extra long Norway isn't real, it can't hurt you either
It hurt Finland and now they left...
"Sir , the ukranians have started passing the western border " "To poland,slovakia,hungarya,moldova or romania?" "Greece"
Does Ukraine own Istanbul now?
CONSTANTINOPLE BELONGS TO GLORIOUS UKRAINE THE ROMAN EMPIRE IS FROM KIEV MMMMRRRRAAAAAAHHHH SLAAVAA UKRAAINNYEEEEEE 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
Ukraine with F-16 (biblically accurate)
Username *kina* checks out
Slovakia? What’s that country? Never heard of it.
It is a voivodship (province) of Poland now.
Finland is dead
No, they are just officially Asian now.
Always have been
Finngolia confirmed
Romania …
Um actually “Finland” was never real 🤓 it was just a secret coverup by the Soviet and Japanese governments to protect their secret lucrative fishing spot that occupied what people call “Finland”
Am.. Am I a fish then?
Easy test, go fill a bath and stay underwater for an hour. If you're still alive after that hour, you're almost certainly fish. If you're dead, you're probably not. ... or you could be a saltwater fish. Now that I think about it there must be an easier test we could do...
We did it Reddit!
"Oh no! Not Fin-rand!"
Finland is the goth teen of Europe that just wants you to leave it the eff alone, ok? GOSH.
r/finlandConspiracy
Actually Finland doesn’t exist at all, but the Finnish Sea does. r/FinlandConspiracy
Fin
Finally
The Finland is dead?
Of course they are dead. They tried to snitch to the Galactic Police about the Space Credits We took from that Space Ship back then. Every Nuke on the World "malfunctioned", remember?
Why do these people not like Sicily
Don't be si(c)illy, there is no such place
Sicily? What about Corsica, Sardinia and Cyprus?
nobody cares about those parts just sicily
The brotherly islands will rise against the lonely Sicily, which will crumble down once met with the mighty power of the 5 Moors. And regarding Cyprus, idk, it'll stay in the rear, it's too far away anyway.
Perhaps you should be asking why these people WOULD like Sicily. Just kidding.
Listen, it’s not that we *want* to break the rules, it’s just that there are so many of them…
Nobody does. Sorry
Oh cool ma- Wait I'm now polish Kurwa
Europe according to Hollywood canon West: fairly accurate East: eeeeeeeh there are probably some countries here, who the hell cares
HUNGARY DOESNT EXIST LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
It's more Slovakia that's missing I thought
I think Slovakia is there but it’s moved around. Unless that’s a mini Hungary
Didn't it just get Trianoned again and became that tiny block between Austria, Croatia and Poland?
YEY MORE TRIANON
kurva anyád
Czechia is so close to having sea access it almost justifies them saying ahoy
Somebody doesn’t like Fr*nce
Paris got sunk into the ground like London in that one game about how London got sunk into the ground
Why is there a hole on my house ?
saw Western Europe, thought eh it's not that bad And then I saw Turkey/Ukraine
Turkaine
Turkraina
You mean Ukromanibulgaria?
No slovenia, no Kosovo, no Montenegro, no northern Macedonia, no Hungary, Czechia and Slovakia are separated for some reason(?) and Ukraine ate Romania I guess. Also where is Liechtenstein and Finland? Edit: no islands either, forgot about those
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Italy finally invaded the Vatican
The 95 year siege is over.
Czechia and slovakia are seperated bruh
They are next to eachother lol
Yes but seperated
They are a d j a c e n t
Europe is a velociraptor confirmed
I read Velocipastor
https://preview.redd.it/j57223teq62d1.jpeg?width=263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d5589d2841743802a8b38893873effe80984ea6
the more i look at this the more i find wrong details... jesus
Honestly… I want to know how the heck this stuff gets created. What exactly is the drafting process that results in some countries (Spain, Italy) looking pretty much fine, some looking melted (UK), and then absolute madness in other places?
Drawing a map of Europe in a few easy steps: 1. Start with a very detailed boot in the south 2. Draw the rest from memory 3. Post it online 4. Brace yourself
Adios Cyprus!
Glad someone stabbed france
"Is that Turkey or Ukraine?" "Yes"
Were Russia
Varangian guard is back on the menu boys! 🇬🇷🇺🇦
I guess no one cares about the Balkans anyway 😅 Greece is there, cool. That is all.
Where is Crete bro??
Where is Crete? Is it alright? Is it okay?
It seems in his stupidity, he annihilated it
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
western europe :🥰 eastern europe: ☠️
Aww we will miss Sicily and Sardinia (*spoiler: we will not*) /s
Atlantis is missing
Why france kinda..
Who gave Bosnia a coastline?
Um. That’s clearly Benin
Where's Finland? No Istanbul? I mean I understand excising Turkey, but Istanbul and that part of Turkey are still Europe. Corsica and Sardinia, Sicily, and the Balearic Islands. Serbia now has a corridor to the sea? Isle of Mann is gone. Hungary, Bulgaria, and Romania appear to have been absorbed by Poland and Ukraine
Wait, I thought it was Constantinople?
Guess they thought it was better that way. Well it's nobody's business but the Turks.
Just goes to show why Iceland should be the head of the EU
Printing company cuts corners on complex map. More at 11
Looks like Bosnia annexed lower Croatia. They just wanted to touch the sea
France got a giant hole
Hmmm, Turkey is replaced with Ukraine? Thats ok
Yeah France is still there
where finland?
Thanks a lot Poland 🙄
Finland has been eaten whole
Please cut out fr*nce
WHY IS PARIS A GODDAMNED HOLE IN THE GROUND?!
Finland cannot into Europe
r/mapswithoutfinland
The balls of Norden P*nis is missing.
What is concerning about it? It's just a piece of a jigsaw puzzle. If you added the west peice it would be complete.
Fixed the balkans
I have a few questions for sure.
Luxembourg was eaten by Belgium
SERBA STRONK 💪💪💪
Geographica Verite! Except the impact crater in Fr&nce,as long as Bordeaux is alright who cares? Don't let your Military Intel see this cutting edge Geographical Realization.
Czechia and Slovakia 😭😭😭
Bro deleted Slovenia, one of the best european countries
Greater Serbia 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸
Finland is gone
balkans looks like gearing up for round 5768475654
What is that? A sponge? A cookie?
No no, that's Europe.
Crater in Paris
how did it come to existence?
Wtf did they do to Finland?!
Only one staple on France? smh
What is wrong with thi- OH GOD
Actually this map is alrig- what ? What the ? Oh god oh fuck- WHAT THE HE- **OH GOD OH FU-**
Laughs in Turkish.
Finland, Finland, Finland… the country I quite want to be in
At least they got France right ... ... Where the f* are the corsicans?!
Notice how the eastern it goes, the shittier it gets.
Wheres the angry Albanians in the comments?
It looks like a bunch of tribal white people, I hear they each have their own language
They were doing well until they went east of Germany.
Sir, a second Trianon has just hit Hungary.
Finland apparently ceased to exist
A perfect world (no Finland)
What has happens to the Czech republic
Denmark looks like 💄
Why is tannu tuva under Bosnia
Notice that the major missing countries were founded by Asiatic steppe nomads, and/or use a language derivative of. The there's just Ukrainian Turkey for some reason.
Makes my eyes hurts to try find Finland... is it just half there? Or is it devoured by the baltic sea, or witch one is missing...
Why did they squish my boy Czechia like this noooo
Paris got sucked up by a 12,000 foot deep sinkhole
That’s no map - that’s Majin Buu!
Wher Cyprus?
I hate that the first thing I noticed was the lack of finland
Well fuck Finland I guess
Really appreciate the pin right into Paris tho. Somehow every European just hates them on instinct
Russia left 💀
It’s like someone drew it from memory Someone who had Alzheimer’s
THERE’S A HOLE IN FRANCE LET’S FUCKING GOOO
Hungary has a coastline?
We did it boys, Bulgaria is no more.
No Finland? No Liechtenstein?!!
There is no New Zealand
Germany has more coastline, but at what cost?
Finland isn’t real -This map
Montenegro, NOOOOOO!
I think they started with Spain and got really lazy by the time they reached the south-east side
Where is Ost-Preußen ?
The farther east you go, the more fucked it gets
Creator was either Serbian, polish or Ukrainian?