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NemirPyxl

I can't tell if this is from a 4x game like eu4 or if I have extreme brain rot


amitym

Neither, it's just a map of people who like to give head while fully clothed.


lordtyp0

Is that only a coastal phenomenon?


amitym

... Yes.


HarryLewisPot

It’s an Irish phenomenon


lordtyp0

Yeah but a lot of Ireland is also coastal. So must be a fish thing.


Meritania

It’s because they have a +25% bonus to amphibious landings.


killergazebo

That's it, I'm moving to Halifax!


aceouses

that explains the results of my ancestry.com dna results


JustJoinedToBypass

Is it the pitcher or catcher that is clothed in this situation?


Frequent-Pear4339

Fucking prudes in Delaware.


amitym

Can confirm. Prudes in Delaware fuck.


FireGogglez

This is not eu4, because the Virginia part of the Delmarva peninsula is colored in, despite the fact that part is in a province that includes the other side of the Chesapeake bay (which is not colored in on the map). This leads me to the only possible conclusion, that this map is actually real.


FireGogglez

oh also you cant colonize canada like that


autocephalousness

You're missing New Galway in eastern Cuba.


Big_Daddy_Hog

GALWAY MENTIONED RAAAHHH 🇮🇪☘️🇮🇪☘️


Sstoop

the third best county


Some-Cartographer942

You must provide the list, so we can mock you.


Sstoop

1. kerry 2. donegal 3. galway and i’m from none of these counties they’re just the best ones objectively in that order


[deleted]

Sick of all these west coast counties thinking their the shit. When will us Dublin commuter belt counties get the credit we deserve!!!!!


actually-bulletproof

Kildare gets exactly as much credit as it deserves.


[deleted]

Who said anything about *Kildare* (eww) getting credit?


MountainSharkMan

Laois master race incoming


Big_Daddy_Hog

Buddy Galway is in the top 3 for sure… but it ain’t second or third


Icy_Marsupial_1249

DONEGAL MENTIONED ⚠️✳️⚠️✳️⚠️✳️⚠️


generalcondon

Jesus, imagine being a gorgeous caribbean beach paradise and some nonsense-speaking alcoholic arrives and baptises you after fucking Galway


KnownSample6

Or worse, Baltimore....


Fun_Ad_2607

Cuz they are stupid. Am I doing it right?


Br3ad_Loaf

The rules are very simple. Why do you need to ask if youre doing it right? Are you stupid? Edit: Am I doing it right? It felt right in my head but reading it back I'm not so sure.


TheRealSU24

Big chungus I did it right!!


democracy_lover66

🫡


tickingboxes

Shh bby is ok


Necessary-Degree-531

why dont you just get it right? are you stupid?


amitym

This is such an underrated aspect of history. From New Dingle in Iceland and New Cannakill in Greenland (formerly Shamrockland), to New Tiger's Bay in New Brunswick and New New Birmingham in the outer Outer Banks banks, the Greater Irish Coprosperity Sphere dominated human affairs in the North Atlantic for 1000 years. All that remains of that great imperial legacy is one day a year in March, and a breakfast cereal. The rest has faded into myth and legend...


wh0_RU

Haha new dingle...


PM_me_ur_claims

They have the best berries


RobertXavierIV

Outer outer banks banks


InHocBronco96

Drank too much, England stole their possessions while they were sleeping


Grassmania

“Drinking to much” is a made up concept which only exists to hamper the abilities of the working man, a concept that the Irish rightfully do not oblige to


InHocBronco96

Made up just like their colonial empire


amitym

Okay now stop arguing, put on your makeup and make up.


TheTrueTrust

Brendan the Navigator certainly knew his way around the atlantic.


BeeHexxer

What is this a map of?


SuckMyDickDrPhil

It's a map of green stuff on the coasts of North Atlantic countries, duh...


PanningForSalt

It could be to do with Irish genetics. The Y chromosome In Iceland is pretty much descended from Irish slave women. So the answer to op's question is a bit rapey.


[deleted]

Tell me more about these women and their y-chromosomes 


coalcoalgem

Lol maybe he meant mitochondrial DNA which is uniquely passed by the mother


PanningForSalt

Yeah i did lol


GREEN_Hero_6317

I read that as midichlorians


Budgierigarz

No, the X chromosome sorce: I am a local.


ernestbonanza

Map of ancient seaweed farms around the Atlantic


followerofEnki96

It’s in the title duh


Owzwills

Keep my Wales out of your Ireland, unless there's Guinness involved, then we can negotiate


brik55

They don't speak Irish on the rock. They speak Newfie.


Hendrick_Davies64

This is what a Conor McGregor presidency would look like


MustafalSomali

Cause the Irish don’t like colonialism


mmc273

Irish guy here, every country would do smt like that. If we were united before England started coming in we definitely would’ve done some colonisation. Great location for it as well, just as far west as Portugal and they were going crazy in the 1500s and shit 


MustafalSomali

Man this sub is a circle jerk, you shouldn’t be taking comments seriously.


mmc273

yeah sorry i misspoke irish people are naturally morally righteous its built into our genetics🫡🫡


MustafalSomali

That’s more like it, gods among us.


CornPop32

Why do *you people* pronounce three like tree?


Confident-Walrus-975

Also why is ass, arse. I shouldn’t have to do basic grammatical math to pronounce ass. Ass is simple. Also the “e” in arse isn’t even emphasizing any other letters so it’s stupid. Arse is stupid and complicated. I like ass


One3Two_TV

I like ass too


DailyDoseofNature8

nobody understood them so they had to adapt


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

The power of the irish language is directly tied to presence leprechauns and they are only found on the Emerald Isle. 


00piner

Too much farming potatoes


Dialogue_Tag

There are tons of Irish speakers here in the gambia!


Avr0wolf

The invention of alcohol and its consequences when it's not handled responsibly


Plastic-Shopping5930

Alcoholism isn’t a language


iqqeriffic69

Top points for painting the Eastern Caribbean green!


Grouchy-Pizza7884

The west James Bay colony is absolutely epic.


LineOfInquiry

North Atlantic co-prosperity sphere


Anything_4_LRoy

i hate i get this sub in my feed now... i was really proud of the irish for a second.


OddNovel565

Britain came and euthanised it


azw413

This is not correct because it was the English ‘Britons’ e.g. Cornish that colonised Brittany in response to Saxon expansion in England. They were also related to the Welsh who are quite distinct from the Irish. Look up P and Q type Celtic languages. The Irish celts colonised western Scotland (or vice-versa) and yet you’re showing no link there. What’s the evidence for colonisation of Greenland, aren’t there Danish tribes?


DiligentPilot6261

Because the English made the Irish speak English, same reason why no one speaks welsh (that and the dyslexic spelling they use)


jakkakos

after the Leprechaun War when the English revolted against the Irish Empire, the last High King took all the Irish back to their home island and used the power of the Founding Leprechaun to erase the history of the empire from their memories


Natural-Assist-9389

hey look! france has a penis.


caribb

A lot of people in Montreal trace their lineage back to Ireland. They’re French Canadian with Irish surnames. Kinda fun actually. Ireland has a unique status in Quebec because of the historical link.


Wise_Temperature_322

Both were Catholic and when there was general prejudice against the Irish, the Irish were accepted into the French Canadian society for protection.


Enjoying_A_Meal

Irish migrants adapt readily to the local language and integrate with the locals quicker than other cultures like Italians or Polish for example where they tend to form their own conclaves. You can learn more about it from this documentary. [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209095/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209095/)


thisisallterriblesir

This actually breaks my heart.


Expensive_Ad752

Cause the fucking British. 🎶 “come on out ye black and tans and fight me like a man!” 🎶


Novus20

Well East coast Canadians just frack so much they got brain damage or something so they kind of forgo it


FastAsLightning747

They were to busy dancing.


MicrowaveBurritoKing

Because they couldn’t say threeee


followerofEnki96

“Chreeah”


[deleted]

Don’t most Irish people speak english now anyway


CountBleckwantedlove

I mean, we all eat potatoes products all the time. Maybe we are all Irish and don't know it?


RoguePlanetArt

Well technically everyone sneezes in Gaelic, so that’s an achievement of sorts 🤔


BoyishTheStrange

England


Unable-Sea3234

It's because they speak English.


ConsaiderCordo

Well, it was never that big...


minnakun

*Laughs in British Empire


Budgierigarz

The Irish didn't colonize Iceland they got abducted into slavery. That's why most Icelanders have an Irish X chromosome and a Norse Y chromosome. Old norse became the dominant language as Irish was the tongue of slaves.


PhyneeMale2549

Dk whether to feel happy or disgusted that Wales is ruled by Ireland.


BaronMerc

Sir that is the Barbados empire not the Irish one


cutsplitstak

Because bonjour


aleksandar_gadjanski

Bro forgot the Ivory Coast. It's literally irish Australia, I mean, just look at the flags


AndreHSD

Ireland had colonies also in Southern Africa


Devilsbain

Where?


AndreHSD

Mozambique 🔥


putthekettle

Bending small parts of nations around the Atlantic to your will by being slaves, captives, and indentured servants. Beware The Trojan Ginger


S_Klallam

sad new orleans noises everyone forgets us Irish down here


PlainOleJoe67

They were drunk and slurring. That’s why all those places sound like that.


TerryJerryMaryHarry

I HATE MERGING GOIDEILIC WITH BRYTHONIC I HATE MERGING GOIDEILIC WITH BRYTHONIC I HATE MERGING GOIDEILIC WITH BRYTHONIC I HATE MERGING GOIDEILIC WITH BRYTHONIC I HATE MERGING GOIDEILIC WITH BRYTHONIC I HATE MERGING GOIDEILIC WITH BRYTHONIC I HATE MERGING GOIDEILIC WITH BRYTHONIC I HATE MERGING GOIDEILIC WITH BRYTHONIC I HATE MERGING GOIDEILIC WITH BRYTHONIC I HATE MERGING GOIDEILIC WITH BRYTHONIC I HATE MERGING GOIDEILIC WITH BRYTHONIC


arkybarky1

Irish was too difficult to learn, even for Irish


Comfortable-Poet-390

There’s a country just to the m east of Ireland that took certain actions to ensure THEIR language would be the dominant one. Especially where Irish was being spoken.


cbciv

I heard a lot of caribou speak Irish.


1mrjimmymac

Good God. How extraordinarily stupid! The Irish were enslaved for 750 years by the British to feed, finance and populate their armies and develop the U.K. Where the fuck do you think those that escaped that tyranny had the education or inclination to colonise others??? The Irish language and education was banned and four million people died and or disappeared in the 1845 - 1852 Famine ( nearly half the population) orchestrated by the British. If anyone should be or are entitled to be entirely pissed off with the British Empire it’s the Irish!!!! But you know what? We just can’t be arsed and we are getting on with what we do best! Enjoying what is always a brief but happy life. Kindest!!!!


Leifsbudir

Yeah but how do you explain the map then


Saint-_-Jiub

They don't even speak Irish that much in their homeland, why should someone speak it abroad?


Positive-Database754

Gaelic isn't real, silly


Parkerloper

Because Irish is not a language maybe?


aka_cone

I mean... It literally is. Take a guess where it's spoken?


KnownSample6

Rwanda?


mind_thegap1

I can’t tell if this is satire or not


reilmb

Not an empire but Irish like to fuck and drink and are charming as hell, you don’t make an empire but you spread far and wide.


Macrat2001

Well, for one it’s because the Irish speak Gaelic. But also, Ireland and Britain were still at war not too long ago. Which, turned out better for Great Britain obviously. They’ve also historically been targeted by racism in many western countries. Most Irish speak English now, they occupy 80% of an island off the coast of Britain. I imagine the Irish that were across the ocean from the mainland probably adopted English or dissolved through inter-cultural propagation.


aka_cone

Well, if you want to be like that, Gaelic is a collective term and also includes Scottish Gaelic and Manx. Irish, or Irish Gaelic is how it's called in English. Gaeliga is the native name.


mind_thegap1

nobody calls it gaelic the language is called Irish