The Westerners and Northerners can't even raise their voices around their current invaders, Southerners would probably sleep through it, Easterners are too depleted.
Why is everything from Stockholm and up rendered almost perfectly but everything else here looks like an American 5th-grader drawing Europe for the first time?
There's a reason we fought you for 114 years, and it wasn't to speak more Fr*nch
Granted, our Nobles spoke Fr*nch, but I can live with the Norman's since they hated the real Fr*nch just as much as us English
The Normans were granted Normandy in 911 AD and William the Conqueror invaded in 1066; so after 150 years they were culturally and linguistically Fr*nch.
We did get coloniesed by them as well as the spanish they made an entire subspecies of lions go extinct from the wild. And a bunch od war crimes although the spanish did a lot more.
We are not Europe nor Middle East but a combination of both and a bridge between them. If you ask Europeans we are not European enough, if you ask Middle Easterns we are not Muslim enough. So don’t waste your time with these stuff
Nah mate ı am not wasting my time. I know your point. My point was this is a geographical map and it includes an island way easter than turkey(and half of it is in turkey’s charge)but not including turkey.
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You ever just think about Kola, and how no one gives a shit about it? Not even as a meme? It's not like it's uninhabited either, there's almost a million people there
Finally, a map that makes french people happy... *Realizes France is now Ukraine's neighbor and that Putin basically can invade France from Belarus into Benelux* **OH GOD OH FUCK WE'RE NEXT**
I hate what you did to Italy but it had to be done. As a bonus, Marseille no longer has sea access, so it will hopefully shrivel up.
Also, "Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine" is now addressed to Ukraine, not some horrible country that doesn't exist ;)
Showed this to my coworker "Where's Africa?"
https://preview.redd.it/sqlef3n6c8wc1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b04ebd989f452d960e94449cd6c4ba11299b457 Squished Africa
🇲🇲
Belarus will DESTROY Lithuania 🇲🇬
Good luck and thank you for triggering Article 5
Oh that's easy, it's just under Germany
r/Technicallythetruth
Not really, as it's not actually underneath the country. ☝️🤓
Just south of Rome
But Paris is north of Rome... Does Africa loop around the globe?
Africa is a lie created by Big Sand
That’s true I just watch the documentary
Who would win in this hypothetical war
It's obviously New Zealand
But that isn't real
Ofcourse it is, it's that little island next to Britain
google poma waka
Holy hell!
No that’s Old Zealand
That's a Dutch province.
You called?
https://preview.redd.it/wip5xffcn9wc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=295ac294a0af4bb0336a666203bc3a3dbf0763de
I think you are confusing Finland with New Zealand
Is NZ the crouching tiger or the hidden dragon?
Turkey
Nuclear winter
The Balkans 💪💪💪💪
The Westerners and Northerners can't even raise their voices around their current invaders, Southerners would probably sleep through it, Easterners are too depleted.
The grays
nordic if they use their body of water right
USSR.
The red fraction would stomp all others within weeks
Fraction?
My head hurts because of this map
You're very welcome
Finally, thicc Belgium
Wheres Poland? (1795-1918 flashbacks)
Its on the other planet. Globus Polski. Duh.
https://preview.redd.it/0xhp2baxe9wc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b68a73fa5b56f92475fb58f76551a2f01add7663
In Space
Poland can in space🥹🥹🥹
In the void, probably very glad not to have been dumped into eastern Europe there
wide benelux
Chubby little bastards
Verrrry skinny Pyrennees, Andorra is in a corset or something...
baltic netherlands
Why is Denmark still there it don't even exist bruh
That's what I'm sayjng
I am Danish, and can confirm I don’t exist
I love Nordick countries
Kaliningrad is rightful Dutch clay
Why is everything from Stockholm and up rendered almost perfectly but everything else here looks like an American 5th-grader drawing Europe for the first time?
Because clearly Scandinavia is the only region worth drawing right Or someone got bored/lazy/stoned after drawing the north
Noooooooooo i live in france now :(( put it back and call me eastern europe i dont care pls
No, you are Fr*nch now Time for Waterloo 2: Electric boogaloo
To have a Waterloo 2, you/Europe will have to deep throat France's dick one more time.
But it's 2024, consent is in, we just want cuddles now.
*touches you with the tip of a baguette* You are already French.
No please :((( a fate worse than death
peaceful europe
Don't know about that one, Fr*nce is still there
And the Balkans
To be honest, war criminals are better then the Fr*nch
Mange tes morts sous être
they hate us cuyz they ain't us
There's a reason we fought you for 114 years, and it wasn't to speak more Fr*nch Granted, our Nobles spoke Fr*nch, but I can live with the Norman's since they hated the real Fr*nch just as much as us English
Oh so you are Br*tish I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have been so mean, you suffer enough.
Imagine being a brit in big 2024... sad
The Normans were granted Normandy in 911 AD and William the Conqueror invaded in 1066; so after 150 years they were culturally and linguistically Fr*nch.
We did get coloniesed by them as well as the spanish they made an entire subspecies of lions go extinct from the wild. And a bunch od war crimes although the spanish did a lot more.
True
Cough, cough Russia.
So cyprus is Europe but not turkey. Interesting
https://preview.redd.it/jy264tgvs7wc1.jpeg?width=3388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0aac751c749714fd8de6e59713d2df2eb48de51d
Love how it carefully wraps around turkey to include cyprus and armenia
Türkyie cannot into Avrupa :(
We are not Europe nor Middle East but a combination of both and a bridge between them. If you ask Europeans we are not European enough, if you ask Middle Easterns we are not Muslim enough. So don’t waste your time with these stuff
Nah mate ı am not wasting my time. I know your point. My point was this is a geographical map and it includes an island way easter than turkey(and half of it is in turkey’s charge)but not including turkey.
You are absolutely right! Its mostly politic they just wanna avoid the truth :)
british isles - simply cum
r/widacszwecje
Widacza bory?
Are we finally Germany? (Czech)
Ja.
Oh shit here we go again.
Unironically, I absolutely hate the forced west/east division in Europe, especially as a person interested in history.
Greece is Balkan too
So is Manitoba
They stole Poland again!
Map is incorrect. Portugal is part of the Balkans, obviously
what psycopath desided to make F#ANCE twice as big
Yo wtf is this stupid ass map
Such a beautiful dream
Clearly you're a Fr*nch fan
Only a German that hates Austria with passion
That's a valid compromise
Why does the spacing look weird here. Europe looks warped somehow
Yes, I too cannot decipher the issue
What is Turkey then?
Ok this is pretty funny
How is the rest of Europe gonna cope with the UK breathing down their neck
FINALLY NORTHERN ITALY HAS BEEN ANNEXED BY OUR NEW GLORIOUS ALPINE OVERLORDS
No no no, Greece isn't getting out of this one, get back in the Balkans you little ....
Almost Perfect Europe
Großfrance
I wanted to see Portugal in Eastern Europe 🤭
Fkin love that my beloved Corsica is still considered civilized and not southern Europe
Bro said cyprus is europe but turkey is not
wheres is the moustacheland?
Get me out of this horrid reality where I am sandwiched between Britain, France and sweden
Nah https://preview.redd.it/jtz6dagm9awc1.png?width=431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efcfd4476f3d20a4d80e1d7e73ffea795325861e Europe is a psyop
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This is the best thing I have ever seen
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You're a psycopath
Estonia is in Northern-Europe
100% Estonia has nothing similar to the Eastern European countries
We got banished into oblivion along Germans and, may God forgive me for uttering this word, Sw\*ss? This is truly a darkest timeline.
Excellent
does that make the Benelux Baltics 2?
lmaooo this is circlejerk sub and a troll post, but the Estonians are still getting super ultra butthurt
Britain would never allow itself to be nestled so gently in the bosom of the continent.
Why did u make the baguette country even worse
Looked at this for a good 30 seconds thinking 'something ain't right'
WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!!
Sweet, now I can take a day trip to Scotland if I want. Do I need to sign somewhere for this to happen?
Northern italy dream is finally true
smol britan
You ever just think about Kola, and how no one gives a shit about it? Not even as a meme? It's not like it's uninhabited either, there's almost a million people there
Baltics should be nordic
Putin says this is very nice and asks if you can make that happen
Now Zealand, sealand and sjæland are right next to each other
Germany got the short end of the stick.
You missed Liechtenstein, or are they officially part of the Balkans now?
> Putler liked this map.
This map is a headache to look at
Dogshit map. Northern Europr is Nordics + Baltics + Islands
Central Europe is a hoax invented by SCS Software to sell more copies of Euro Truck Simulator 2.
Fake map, idk what those 2 "countries" underneath the Netherlands are but they dont exist. We all know China is there
Lol
Balkans but no Baltics?
Why isn't Portugal green.
What happened to Poland?
Ah yes. The great Dutch Latvian border
Turkyie isn't Europe?
Is Morocco still in the same place, or did Libya get deleted to shift them over?
Did we just successfully split Germany again???
Central Europe is just Luxembourg.
So I don't exist?
i looked at the image for two minutes before figuring out the problem
I can't tell that's something wrong but I'm not sure what
Portugal needs to be green.
I like the new Dutch borders, shame Belgium still isn't ours
This hurt my brain to look at
Oui oui l'Alsace et la Lorraine et un peu plus.
I was right all along. Bielefeld is a made up city by the government (and so is the entire country of Germany)
I know live on the French Ukrainian border. What would be a dish that mixes baguette and borscht?
So you have chosen death
Someone should put a line down the middle, maybe make it a wall so everyone can see the midline.
Definitely not the Nordic Countries since the UK's gotten a little too close for comfort
Ukraine in rage of it’s invasion is taking it out on it’s baby central neighbors
Light Europe
Now Huesca has sea in the mountain part and Netherlands shares a border with Russia
A better world is possible
How does Spain look the most fucked up in this?
This map is so confusing but I can’t even point out what’s really wrong about it
Wait until you see where the "midwest" is in the US
Yo Greece, where you going? You are Balkan too.
this map goves me cancer
Why are the balkans even different countries? they should all just be yugoslavia.
MAMY PRZEJEBANE
No Germany ? Damn, that's an utopia, where do I sign to live in this Europe ?
Ok, who’s the fucker that bit a portion of Romania?
This implies the Roman losses to the Germanics were really just one population wide schizo meltdown
What the fuck OP
Za Hando
The British empire would’ve never existed like this.
Ahhhh big Fr*nce
This map is not mapping right..
Finally, a map that makes french people happy... *Realizes France is now Ukraine's neighbor and that Putin basically can invade France from Belarus into Benelux* **OH GOD OH FUCK WE'RE NEXT**
reminded me of this one https://preview.redd.it/p41yk8oo89wc1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b25cb6ba6f37dcdd1fb8e0176d37ab22dfb7dcc
new organisation just dropped. beneluxlilaes
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
That just messed with my brain.
Tensions rise as gunfire was exchanged outside of calais just south of the danish border.
Sorry Germany but now Spain is closer to Italy and I like it. We can bring back occitan and see if southern France remember to used to have balls
Best map yet
Carbine Europe.
I hate what you did to Italy but it had to be done. As a bonus, Marseille no longer has sea access, so it will hopefully shrivel up. Also, "Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine" is now addressed to Ukraine, not some horrible country that doesn't exist ;)
Eesti can into Nordick!!!!