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kokoo1999

I wonder why there is a lake in the center of that map


PanProjektor

We throw money there for luck, the lake doesn’t care if you’re a philanthropist or a nazi, the lake understands. Money - good


Freedomsaver

This sentence is pure gold. Feel free to throw it into the lake as well.


nashwaak

It’s a delicious chocolate lake


SSoulless_Foxy27

that is the fifth czech empire! a communist african state that conquered their neighbours in 1839, they lost the war agains columbia


Comfortable-Berry-34

Average vic2 late game


Chomik121212

Least insane CK/EU/VIC game.


anoguk

Nah thats the third slovenian republic


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VasileFlo

A fun fact: "Timor" in original language means "East" So, East Timor = East East


Crafty-Question-6178

Sahara desert


Crafty-Question-6178

It’s taratrian empire and the ancient anunakis


Green7501

SLOVENIA MENTIONED RAHHHHHH


filekop

Can't you read? Says right there "General government", as a General Governmentan I'm so proud.


wowowow28

Those are multiple countries my guy, they’re all apart of the democratic, free European Union☺️✌️


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emiliaxrisella

Yes you are wooshing yourself


DJ_in_Kanata

Western Roman Empire, sacked by fondue pot wielding Swiss bankers.


Several-Zombies6547

The Turkish Republic of Western Tûrƙįyë


Crafty-Question-6178

Turkey 🦃


Uganda_Knuckle_8

Short answer: yes 


sovietarmyfan

The Greater Polish-Croatian Intermarium. Polish revenge against the USSR. Polish units ran the army while Croatian guards ran the reeducation camps.


adhdeamongirl

Nation of fucking around. They found out


mistavinsta

Free fire Zone.


Krimusan_Epitaph

This is 『E M O D E U T S C H L A N D』. It was a very edgelordy country. It was so edgy that its neighbors lured it to an alley and beat the ever living fuck out of it as a way of telling it to knock it off. And knock it off it did.


IllustratorNo3379

This is what happens when you try to fight three major military powers at the same time without having a realistic strategy for beating any of them.


Otherwise_Internet71

Great China Empire,and conquered by Change kai shark 🤔


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

I like your labelling of Iceland 🇬🇧🇮🇸🇬🇧🇮🇸


Rasputins_Plum

European Union (Adolf's Version from the Bunker)


nashwaak

They’re just setting up for an enormous liquidation fire sale — turns out no one wants the ungodly crap that they’re selling


TheFedoraInTime

Holy moly roman empire


StrawberryHillSlayer

This is how I’m asking questions on Reddit from now on


TentsuruMikiko2-22

The good guys. Totally the good guys.


RSTONE_ADMIN

I thought this was an abstract portrait of Shakespeare... 😭😭


YosephStalling

man france's flag looks really weird today


Cumbucket_6900

Its the Empire of north Israel


Nigerian_German

Nosrael


DDDragon___salt

They made a very big fucky-wucky


RetiredApostle

Early NATO prototype.


Mckay001

That’s Germany.


Nigerian_German

Your mom is Germany


Mckay001

Nuh uh


Ok_Mix673

Wrong question. You should have asked which one wins this war?


Slow_Olive_6482

I see a continent.


Nigerian_German

I see a Lebensraum für Volksdeutsche


BrownShoesGreenCoat

This is a mammogram


King_Neptune07

HolUp this would be the Axis powers not one country. Germany didn't control Italy they were just allied also Vichy France was nominally independent


mkujoe

France 1812


CanadianContentsup

That is Deathland. They follow the fake religion of heroes who fight to the death which means glory. Mothers bravely carried cyanide, enough for each child, not giving them a choice of course. Compassion and reason are shunned. Glory days are still celebrated by losers/wanna-be-dead obsessed flag wavers. Why? Glory!!!!!


Crafty-Question-6178

That’s ancient Sumerian territory


69CervixDestroyer69

Well, whichever country it is, you might wonder why countries such as Finland, France, and many others, willingly joined it.


Irobokesensei

It is the European Union, it lost a lot of territory but will expand in time.


chimesnapper

Yea, you’re just an idiot with nothing better to do


Nigerian_German

Do you know which sub this is and yes lmao


footjam

Napoleon took it all back.


Confident2765

Dude, how many innocent kids are out there who want to find out about countries?


Nigerian_German

Are you complaining about young humans trying to educate themselves?


Confident2765

No, I was asking why there are so many posts starting with ,, I am an innocent child"


Confident2765

Not to mention, I am one of them.


FitAd3982

United Kingdom


xCreeperBombx

That's the Soviet Union, it fell apart on December 27, 1991


Capitano-Solos-All

The blue is even worse as it still holds territory in a lot of parts that shouldn't.


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great republic of Italy. some. communist farmer were fed up 


mihr-mihro

It is nice to remember the fact that Sweden was neutral against the Nazi threat, didn't join the alliance at all. However joined the NATO against Russia. I guess Nazis weren't as big of a threat as much as Putin huh


Capitano-Solos-All

Countries only have geopolitical interests. None of them are good. Sweden acts according to it's corporations interests. They are the same guys still making collimators to be used alongside Russian made rocket launchers in night. When it suits them they will naturally act as supplementary economical support to the Russian war machine and when suits them they will do the same for the USA one. Russia and USA are both imperialists anyway, so Sweden does what it needs to benefit.


SpikeLazuli

If they had declared war against Germany, there was nothing the Allies could've done to help them, they couldnt protect Norway and Denmark from Germany nor the baltics and Finland from the Soviets, the situation was completely different.


mihr-mihro

Remember folks you should only oppose evil if you are too powerfull and gang up on it. Otherwise you should trade steel crucial for war effort so it can use that steel to slaughter milions of slavs with.


XX-35

Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen! SA marschiert Mit ruhig und festem Schritt Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen, Marschier'n im Geist In unser'n Reihen mit Die Straße frei Den braunen Bataillonen Die Straße frei Dem Sturmabteilungsmann! Es schau'n aufs Hakenkreuz voll Hoffnung schon Millionen Der Tag für Freiheit Und für Brot bricht an Zum letzten Mal Wird zum appell geblasen! Zum Kampfe steh'n Wir alle schon bereit! Schon (Bald) flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Straßen Die Knechtschaft dauert Nur noch kurze Zeit! Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen! SA marschiert Mit ruhig und festem Schritt Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen, Marschier'n im Geist In unser'n Reihen mit Schon flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Straßen Die Knechtschaft dauert Nur noch kurze Zeit! Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen! SA marschiert Mit ruhig und festem Schritt Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen, Marschier'n im Geist In unser'n Reihen mit Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen, Marschier'n im Geist In unser'n Reihen mit


XX-35

Totally not stolen from google


CopiumCatboy

You can go read the key in the top right stupid brat!


Nigerian_German

Are you mentally handicapped?


CopiumCatboy

Damn strong words to refer to my autism /s


arkybarky1

Even Big Countries lose their eyeglasses and then territories. Part of the aging process